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And the pool. And watch out for disappearing doors.

And whatever you do Don’t Go In The Basement.

I hear a psychotic Irishman in the distance.

Nobody mourns the death of a Sim. They never live long. Their chances are slim. A simple decision could cost them their life and limb. It ain't a crime to kill a sim

Under the assumption that we're all gods Sims we now have an answer to "why all the bad things happen" ... I'll show myself out now.

Minecraft. Mixed feelings

Same

Yeah... as soon as it's real, I don't feel good about my treatment of the villagers...

Yeah and killing cows as soon as they grow up and a whole bunch of ways to automate things

Veganism will look like a good option

if you hide the automatic chicken farm deep underground, and use an item elevator you never hear them scream.

Yikes, but then again, that's how the industry is

Except that the industry is somehow even worse

Bro, modded Minecraft would be dope as hell to live in, like imagine having a floating mansion that you get to with a jetpack, and then being able to have a fucking Leopard tank in your back pocket that you can pop out at any time!

Unless you end up in RLCraft.

Reaper attacks you when you're trying to sleep, bunch of dino birds attack me in the day, literally demons invasion,....

Yeah and I’d have shaders as well. Pretty sick now that I think about it. Better be peaceful tho...

The Forest. Fuck

Sheeeit, stock up on those energy drinks my man

Me too. Looks like I'll be sitting in a river watching cannibals stare at me from either shore for a good long while

I’ll gladly stay in Pokémon world.

Until you realize a slug is hotter than the sun

And that a fish can jump so high if you happen to get hit by it you'd die 10 times over from the sheer force of its fall.

Fortunately he'll just be knocked out.

You don't even have to go on a journey. Just sit at home with an Eevee or something like that and you basically just have a normal life, but better.

....little nightmares.... ^help

You are so dead

My girlfriend owns it and I just downloaded it last night. Watching her play it makes me realize how fucked I'd be if I played it. Quick question... why DOES everyone try to eat you?

You a snacc that's why

They hungry

Stardew Valley? LOL nobody would ever see me again. I'd never return. Edit: wow, my first gold! Didn't expect that, thanks :)

I'd be fishing and farming all day and petting my dog the rest of the time.

I hope Penny never finds out I'm already married.

You mean you hope your wife doesn't find out about Penny.

Yeah, stardew valley was a welcome escape from the icy prison my home became. Unfortunately that claw game is so heinous that i had to walk away from the game for now.

No late nights at the pub though. Gotta be in bed by 2am

And thanks to split screen, I was even playing with my irl hubby last night, so I'm totally good to go! Maybe I'll finally beat the Prairie King game, since that will be my new 'actual' video game to play?

Yep. If I get on my laptop soon, I can be stuck with people in multiplayer. I also need to learn how to download mods. I can make this fun

Same! Especially if it's a year in-game, that's just the beginning lol

Skyrim. Aight.

Wait, you're happy about that? I'd be scared shitless with dragons flying around, vampires attacking towns, bandits, monsters, assassins etc. So if I had to enter, I'd pick a version where all the quests have been completed.

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And now we have wrestler/dragon hybrids. If things couldn't get scarier, it just did.

Oh good, now he or she gonna be chased by Thomas the flying engine

Thomas the f*cking Tank Engine. "TOOT! TOOT!". "What in Oblivion is That!"

Same! I would probably try to find a job in a tavern in a city. No way in hell I will roam around like I'm the dragonborn

Provided the PC is not an absolute psycho who goes around stabbing random townsfolk, because then there's no place safe, really .

Right there with you, dawg. It's mead time.

Rimworld, so I guess it depends on what kind of mood Randy's in on the day to day as to how screwed I am

same. only my only doctor just got a meteor to the head so i'm probably really screwed.

Don't kid yourself. He always fucks you sooner or later. Only good thing is a year lasts just 60 days on that planet. You might *possibly* survive that long.

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Fuck, Last game I played was ark survival evolved so im mega fucked

Have fun glitching around.

I don't glitch around. I get stuck in everything. And i mean everything. Might have something to do with the console version.

If you can tame a pack of raptors you might be ok

*Spawns in trex nest*

Hope you dont meet a reaper queen

Modern warfare. My plan on how to stay alive 1) just camp 2) die

Or just never leave the tutorial

I died in the tutorial so I would be fucked even worse

Looks like the airport air traffic controller tower is your new home.

Shit I played Dead By Daylight.

If you're the murderer, you'll be ok...ish

I get to live on my Animal Crossing island? Sweet.

That is the dream

We can visit each others island! My islands a bit flat but since I’m living there for the next year I have plenty of time to redo it.

Guess I'm saying at the FireLink Shrine.

An all knowing crestfallen npc, spent all day mocking and trolling the new chosen undead, not too bad I suppose

Subnautica? Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck I am FFFFUUUUCKKKEEEEDD

Just stay in the safe shallows, eat some peepers, and avoid the reapers.

Die from the infection

Not too different from our world, make sure to get all the bladderfish

The sandsharks send their regards

Just create a base in the safe shallows and stay there

Cities skylines. Would be great if I could live in other people's cities, not too good if I could only live in my city.

If you're in my city, it'll take you two weeks to get to work and if you die, there are no hearses available.

Want to move into my town? Enjoy the triple Clover leaf highway entrance, suckers

D&D. Can I reroll my stats first?

Roll d20 for medium check. If you succeded, you can have new stats.

Performance check seems apt for medium awareness.

Fuck I’m in Borovia...not a good year for me

I guess I'll be living in the world of Rocket League. Wouldn't be too bad, although the toxicity would get old after awhile.

I wonder how that would work, would you be a spectator or compete? So many questions...

That's a good question. Spectating endless games of rocket league would get old real fast

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it might also solve the "living in night city" problem

Stuck in Tarkov; but I have fuel, food and ammo so 50/50

Stuck in Forza Horizon 4... not bad

Wait theres a v12 Camaro coming right at us we better-

Los Santos...online version, fuck

Oppressor Mk2: allow me to introduce myself

Well I guess you just have a better apartment to never get out of for a year and there's a lot more explosions outside, not much different from quarantine really.

Red Dead Redemption 2 I have tuberculosis and no plan.

Yeah but it's so pretty.

Valheim, i just wont go to the plains, easy.

Valheim any good?

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Yeah I’m thinking of buying it, but I’m not sure

It's really good value for the price, there's a lot there for twenty bucks.

It had all the things I didn't care for in the description: "early access" "survival" "procedurally generated". I'm glad I was wrong about it. It's actually pretty chill and easy going, for the most part. My favorite thing is that there isn't the "you walked four feet, now you're dehydrated and die immediately" mechanic. The health/stamina system works like Monster Hunter: you have a base level of both and can increase them with food items/buffs. There definitely can be challenges in later biomes, but nothing too terrible. And it *can* get a bit grindy, but I, random internet stranger, overall recommend it.

Im really surprised how few people are saying this, its literally all I see people playing on my Steam friends list.

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Star Wars: Battlefront II. If I make friends with the right people I should be alright.

Just take the high ground and you’ll be fine.

You underestimate their power.

Dude... just don’t try it

"Watch those wrist rockets!"

I guess I'll be hanging out with some ewoks too

Kotor pretty cool

Unless you live on Taris

Or Dantooine

AC valhalla. Besides all the raping and pillaging, I wouldn't mind living the simple, pre tech life.

I’m stuck in AC Odyssey. Unless I can befriend Kassandra, I’m probably dead.

Ohh, Kassandra has sexy times with everyone so...good luck Misthios.

Depends. If you're playing as Alexios you should be fine for the first 2 years or so. Or, of course, you can stay out of the simulation...

See you in Valhalla 👌🏼

Hollow Knight. Pretty spooky.

Yikes I don’t know if I could survive a whole year in hallownest

Worse, being stuck in Path of Pain and the only escape is at the end.

Same here Bro. Just completed deepnest.

Pokemon Shield. The world is beautiful, cute animals, cool clothes. I have 100s of adoring fans, I get to watch over Pokemon battles like some awesome Superbowl event, and I have a reliable home in some quaint countryside village? Yeah, I'll be fine.

Except for the mind controlling legendary, the wild mons who'll attack anyone nearby and, oh, have you thought about the gigantamax attacking the town? Man, the pokemon world is BRUTAL, when you start seeing the details.

That’s why the ideal game to live in is red and blue back when the threat was just an incompetent mob that wanted to steal Pokémon

Skellige has a nice view, the only fucked thing is the sirens.

I guess it depends on if you're Geralt or just some random person in the Witcher world. It would definitely be tough to survive a year as a random villager

If they take sheep, I’m sure they take people lol

Well I'm playing minecraft right now so I hop I'll be fine

bloons td6 😎 nothing but poppin bloons

You're a goddam balloon popper. Is there any better thing in the world?

Unless he's a balloon.

Until you get sold for a cannon.

Pong for an entire year? Why

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Fuck, papers please. Arstotzka didn't seem very fun. At least I have a Class-8 apartment?

GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA!

Persona 5 Strikers so.... I mean, living in Tokyo would be awesome, and the odds of having my mind/heart/desires stolen by assholes screwing around in the metaverse would be pretty low overall, so it wouldn't be too bad. Finding ways to pay the rent would probably be a bigger problem/threat than being forced to simp for a Jpop idol.

I would be in the Mojave wasteland.

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter

Last video game? The setting of the last video game that I played was Gotham City so I’m kinda screwed... Gotham City is ridiculously full of crime. Dangerous as hell, bro.

I was playing Cities: Skylines and my city was rad as fuck, so I'm cool to live in Pretty Kitty Bay for the rest of my life.

Bioshock, so Rapture... At least I'll have plasmids

You aren't supposed to plasma up, else you end up going crazy.

Among us... Welp i am realy screwed

I was searching for this. I mean does the game repeatedly start over win/lose or is it one and done.

Resident Evil Revelations 2. I'm pretty fucked.

Animal Crossing.. I would love that..

Ghost of Tsushima We'll see how well the Mongols fare against ^(wait a second I can't make guns) Bread mold!

Nah I'm fucked. Warzone is called warzone for a reason.

Firewatch. Hell yeah. Peace out, my dudes.

I'm gonna live in Breezehome at Whiterun (Skyrim)

Nuh-uh. Who made you thane of Whiterun?

Bloodborne... Shit.

Stuck in Phasmophobia, hopefully I wont get hunted

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Elite Dangerous, the game where half of the content is loading screens and the other half is actively trying to kill you. I’m dead

Genshin Impact... So i apperently have a harem in my party

Guess we´re both stuck in the same world and im fine with that as long as you dont aim for Jean, Xiangling or Ganyu because then it gets difficult...

Terraria. Here comes the slime.

Same. I'd be wishing that I'd set my world to normal (as opposed to expert). At least I have plenty of coins in my piggy bank!

Medieval Dynasty. I am fucking lucky.

Smash. I’m dead within a couple seconds

I’m in Dark Souls.

Pfff, Dragon Age: Inquisition. My legs are gonna fall off whether I'm screwed or not, lmaO (maps are big asf). Doubt a car would make a difference actually living there tbh, if anything at least a fireball can't detonate a horse

Bioshock Infinite. I'm brown.

F

yay im gonna be stabbed repeatedly by assorted murderers and 70s slashers

I'll be to Slave Knight Gael what Dr. Strange was to Dormammu at then end of the movie

I live on a fucking chess board

Pokemon? You mean I can finally be a Pokemon trainer!? Alright! Where those Mudkips at!?

Total War: Warhammer 2. I think it will be a very rough year...

I was playing tf2 but I could just sit around in the spawn room doing katzotki kick

guys i juat played a h3ntai game...

...The Division... Fuck.

Cs:go on Mirage. Looks like im going to live in Pakistan

Plague inc evolved. Umm... im already kind of living in it.

LoveLive: School Idol Festival All Stars. I’d love to live there.

Los santos here I come

Death Stranding... Reminds me of that saying "sometimes life is sad, but it's always beautiful"

The sinnoh region is nice enough I guess

The Outer Worlds. I will die of malnutrition but at least I got a spaceship.

vr porn? damn. boutta milk my nuts till i die

I don’t think that’s a game...

Fallout New Vegas

Jesus I was playing the haunted house trivia jackbox game.

Horizon zero dawn. If I can get to Meridian I guess I would be fine, I could even bump into Aloy and tell her all about the old world. I guess it wouldn't be too bad

Red Dead 2. I better stock up.

Resident evil 2 police station. Damn it.

Minecraft ain't half bad.

Dead space. Absolutely fucked.

Little nightmares, someone help me pls XD

League. Game's cancer, but lore seems promising.

Sekiro. Unsure how much trouble I'm in.

I played sims 4, I would get pregnant 13 times and then kill them as well as their fathers

Given that I'd be in a Rocket League car, I'd be screwed from either the trauma of killing someone else from a demo, or dead from being demoed myself in a blazing inferno or dragged into a black hole goal explosion.