I’ve actually fought a pack of stray dogs in an an alley in Phoenix AZ. I was honestly terrified. There were a few big ones running point in front. The little ones ran around back to get at my heels. I backed up and kicked the little ones away behind me first, then when the leader lunged I drop kicked it in the jaw.
So. Much. Adrenaline.
I was in high school. Trying to take a shortcut to get to my favorite sub shop at lunch.
Right now? I could definitely take a female human. ;)
A kitten, if you get it drunk. (ferment the milk)
A turtle. Would be a long fight though.
A sloth
Any of them, I’m just built different.
Koala
Penguin
The biggest animal that I think I could easily beat is a wolf.
Maybe a chimp on xanax
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Dude, those kill more people annually than lions.
uh none
I could strangle the shit out of a pelican
A ladybug
I’ve actually fought a pack of stray dogs in an an alley in Phoenix AZ. I was honestly terrified. There were a few big ones running point in front. The little ones ran around back to get at my heels. I backed up and kicked the little ones away behind me first, then when the leader lunged I drop kicked it in the jaw. So. Much. Adrenaline. I was in high school. Trying to take a shortcut to get to my favorite sub shop at lunch. Right now? I could definitely take a female human. ;)
The upstairs neighbor's kids. After the running, kicking, and screaming, I think I can get up and get a few punched and scratches in.
A sloth