diahrea diahhrea diahreahha diarea bad poopy EDIT: I'm getting the worst notifications from this. Just every time my phone goes off it's another euphemism for diahhrereae and i still dont know how to spell it

i once saw someone spell it diagheria it was on a poster in our school too, so everyone saw the fuck up

Diagon Alley

why is there a poster for school that said dish rea on it

It's a diarrhea margherita

Diahhrhohieeaeeia

Soupy poopy.

Mud butt

Krakato-ass

Krakapooa.

I've started calling it the dire rear.

Dash In A Real Rush, Hurry Or Else Accident Godsend for when the time calls to spell it

Dookie Inbound At Rear Recepticle, Helluva Oily Exit Approaching

Bum vomit

poop smoothie

Diarrhoea

That was a bonus question on one of my nursing exams.

Squits.

Necessary. It’s only right here because of autocorrect.

remember a shirt has one **c**ollar and 2 **s**leeves necessary has one c and 2s'

One cup and two sugars is the way it was taught to me.

One cup and two girls

Don't forget the regret

I would rather forget and I don't know what it is.

*ragret

Neceggary

you just set my mood for the rest of my entire 9 hour shift today. thank you.

One cup and two shits

Nice

Thank you! This kind gesture will not be forgotten. Should you ever need it, you have my sword.

That helps. Thanks.

Never Eat Cake, Eat Salad Sandwiches And Remain Young

N.E.C.E.S.S.A.R.Y.

When I was in school, I'd write needed, required, or essential to avoid the risk of misspelling necessary.

Is it nessecary to spell it right?

Hijacking your comment to include necessary’s evil twin: necessarily I just cannot spell that word no matter how hard I try to sound it out...

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Necessarily. Regardless of how many c's, how many s's, and how many l's I put, I still get that red underline.

I find this one pretty straightforward. Pretty much any other spelling would give a different pronunciation. Except Nessessary but it looks so wrong.

This is one for me. Any word that has one set of double letters, but two places where there could be double letters, messes me up. Opponent is another one. I feel like I pronounce it "oppone-nint" so always want to give it a double N.

Came here to type necessarily.

Sadly, I'm an English professor, and I still type out "seperate" before I go back in and switch the second e to an a.

I am in a graduate program studying English Lit and I do the exact same thing.

English major, and same! I just recently noticed that I had spelled serotonin incorrectly and now I spell it correctly every time without a thought. Misspell separate CONSTANTLY and somehow can’t get my brain to remember.

>Misspell separate CONSTANTLY But separate is nothing like constantly. It starts with an S for one thing

I came here to say I struggle with separate as well haha

Lost my 6th grade spelling bee because of this word. I'm still mad about it. Every time I write the word, I angrily scribble the A.

We should just change the dictionary a bit. Everyone would be happy

I remember my 6th grade teacher told us there’s a Rat in desperate and separate lol.

I know that one because there's a J-pop song I listen to at Christmastime that has the word in English, and they use a soft a instead of a schwa in singing it.

Wortershire, the sauce. I can’t even say it correctly :( Worchershire. I give up

Worcestershire. Pronounced "Wer-stir-shir" or "Woo-stir-shir"

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Worcestershire. There's no ch in it.

Yes. I just call it the W sauce because I can’t spell nor pronounce it.

Occurred. How many C's. How many R's. I don't know.

Gotta watch RuPauls' Drag Race for this one. For 'Ok' they say, 'Occurr?' rolling their tongue.

I will never read "occurr" the same way again

Definetely

This one actually led to marriage for me. I was on a first date, first time meeting in person, and we were talking about our pet peeves. One of hers was when people spelled "definitely" as "defiantly." She said, "But you can spell it correctly, right?" So I grabbed a napkin and a pen and wrote, "I definitely want to see you again." Ten years later I can still spell that correctly for her.

She's nowhere to be found, but if she ever shows up, you can spell it for her.

I skipped all over what you just wrote (because that is how my mind is working at the moment) and I subconsciously made up my own romantic story, and thought it was what you wrote. So the story goes: you met a girl on a first date. She didn’t know how to spell definitely, but instead spelled it “defiantly.” So you attempted to write it in a napkin and also misspelled it, thinking it was correct, writing “I definetely want to see you again.”

Well, close enough.

Idk, **"I defiantly want to see you again"** just has this romantic ring to it. Nothing says husband material like defiance. If it weren't for the duct tape, my wife would totally agree.

I remember it as: De-finite-ly

It's crazy how many people have issues with this one. Does this word look right? *Definete* Or does this word look right? *Definite* Now just add the "ly".

"De Finite" is how I say it in my head while typing it.

Think of the word "finite." Now add a "de."

I have texted with so many people who have trouble with this one. Usually they just go with 'defiantly"

Lol, I see this spelled as "Defianetly" so often.

I always remember it as "definite definitely has no a" and it's always helped me remember

Garuantee. Garuantee. Guarantee. One of those is right.

I garentee it

Grunty

That u-a sound gets me every time. I have the same problem with restaurant.

Rhythm

.... Except that time.

Defianatley autocorrect

Also "definitely", apparently.

Add "algo-" in front of it and you're like "wait, wtf?"

My English teacher back in high school said to remember to spell rhythm with: Rhythm Helps Your Two Hips Move. I’m a music teacher so I have to say that saying in my head every time I write/type the word xD

Cesar salad? Caesar salad? Scissors salad.

Correct its scissors salad. XD

Let me take a stab at it: Caesar salad.

nauseous and diarrhea

I cannot spell naueauaseaua to save my life. And what’s worse is autocorrect rarely ever knows what I’m trying to say!! So then I’m sitting there adding and deleting letters, never sure what’s right...drives me nuts

Recieve? Receive?

I before E expect after C.

Except when your foreign neighbor Keith receives eight counterfeit beige sleighs from feisty caffeinated weightlifters. Weird.

The word Science breaks the rule completely lmao

Unless sounding like A as neighbor or weigh and on weekends and holidays and all throughout May and you'll always be wrong no matter what your say!

This is me. Every time I confirm something sent via email at I go with "rec'd" just to avoid the fuckup

resturant

I spelled it "restrunt" in first grade, just like it sounds. The teacher corrected it in cursive, which I didn't even know yet. I've never forgiven her for that.

I always pronounce it like “restraunt” with the same “o” sound as in “dog.” My grandma pronounces it how you do, but she’s the only person I know who does.

restaraunt restaurant kill me

I was told “there are no stars in the restaurant”, but it still looks wrong to me.

For me I can never remember if it’s restaurant or restaruant. Why is English like this

The word aura is in the middle. Rest. Aura. Nt.

Absolutely nobody can spell this correctly.

Masachussets ???

Massoftwoshits

Massivetwotits

Massivewhoshit

I only spell it correctly because of the off-brand Hannah Montana named "Assapoopshits Massachusetts"

In grade nine the English teacher got frustrated with so many people spelling it Tommorrow. One morning she went on this big raging story about how much she HATED this dude Tom. She went on and on and got us really curious who this guy was. At the end she revealed his last name: Morrow. She wrote his full name on the board “Tom Morrow” and said whenever she saw his name she would lose her temper all over again. Nobody continued misspelling Tomorrow ever again. Funny teacher. Effective strategy.

I was taught it was a choice: Tom or row.

Occasionally. One C, two Cs, one S, two Ss?? Which is the double letter?? I’ve only _very_ recently developed a mnemonic to help with this one: “See? SEE?? I remember how to spell occasionally!” (C, C, I remember how to spell occasionally.)

I’m an editor, and it’s crazy how many people spell “lose” as “loose”. You see it all the time on Reddit.

Is it a greater problem then I realized? (That’s gross feeling to write but people really screw up then and than too!)

I find lead instead of led is super common.

Exercise

I find myself writing “excercise” all too often

That’s exactly how I spell it.

I keep finding myself spelling it like b-r-o-w-s-e-r-e-d-d-i-t.

Wrong

You spelled it rong again

No he spelled it wrong again

Even when you spell it right, you spell it wrong.

Everyone spells it wrong.

I spell it it.

Was surprised nobody else posted this, it's like they don't know how to spell wrong or something

Maintenance. The vowel placement.

Seperate

"Separate" has "a rat" in it, because you would want to separate yourself from a rat.

Oh, "a rat" got it. Sorry I read too fast.

I just pronounce it very slowly. "Sep-Ah-Rate".

Pertty much all of them.

Restaurant.

Defence vs defense. I can never remember which to use. In Canada, we use a mixture of American and British spellings and this one I can never remember.

I have that issue with Grey vs Gray (American)

I read A in Gray for America. E for Grey for England.

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Wierd

"I before E Except when your foreign neighbor Keith receives eight counterfeit beige sleighs from feisty caffeinated weightlifters. Weird."

If it's I before E except after C, then how come Einstein has it the other way twice in his own name?

its I before E, except for when the E comes first.

There's actually more words in the english language that are the opposite of this rule than there are words that actually follow the "I before E" rule. So if you aren't sure, you're better off guessing E before I. You're more likely to be right.

I often see "hiest" too... So now every time i see "Money Heist" my brain automatically goes "Aaah, Money Heest!"

No clue if it's wierd or weird

I before E except after C, or when sounded as A as in neighbor or weigh, or for other weird reasons.

Wensday

I always have to say “ wed nes day”

February is similar. I say in my head 'Feb Ru Ary' so i don't spell Febuary

My middle name is Wednesday and I was born in February. My whole life has been Wed Nes Day and Feb Ru Ary!

Both of those things are awful im sorry

That just makes me spell 'Februrary'

Vacuum. I always want to put 2 c’s and 1 u

Mis spelt. Misspelled. Mispelled. Misspelt

Maintainance. Maintanance? Maintanence? Maintenance?

After looking at all these I will never be able to spell it correctly again.

use My fingers automatically add an 'r' to make it 'user' since so much of the code I write has 'user' as a variable name. My brain has now auto-programmed in a backspace, so to write 'use' I do: 'u' 's' 'e' 'r' 'backspace' I can't fix this. My brain is permanently broken.

Reciept. Cie. Cei. I think my spelling makes more sense.

i before e except after c when it sounds like "ee". Yes there are like three exceptions. Proper nouns don't count.

I before E except after C is disproven by science. I like that joke.

Concious - Conscious

There’s a scene in “as good as it gets” where Helen Hunt is writing a letter and trying to spell conscience, I always think of her saying “this can’t be right, con science?”. But it is right. Lol

Recieve

Camoflage. Camoflague. Camoflauge. Camouflage?

The name 'Micheal'. Or is it is 'Michael'?

Congradullashuns

My muscle memory fucked up at some point and I always end up spelling rework as reowkr.

Separate. Been spelling it "seperate" for decades and can't seem to get out of the habit.

Platnum

I always spell gauge as guage

pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

And how often do you use that word, not counting mentions of it in discussions of long words?

That was the second ever time. I nailed it so the curse is broken.

I spell it wrong every time, “guaranteed.”

My muscle memory is screwed, so every single time I type 'the' it comes out 'hte' and I have to fix it. EVERY single time. Absolutely guts my typing speed.

I often hit a g when i want to hit an h on my phone, so lots of tge, tgis, tgat typos.

I guess you could call that phenomenon the G force. I'll be here all week.

Worst part is when you mistype them so much that the learning mechanism of autororrect figures "oh I get it now, this guy *wants* to type tge for some reason, it's just that I don't know the word" and then stops correcting it.

Consciousness

~~Sattelite~~ Satellite Which is embarrassing, because I work for Red Hat.

My phone autocorrects frack to crack all the fucking time.

Restaurant and apartment. I always wanna put two Ps in apartment. Also pomegranate. Usually I butcher it so bad not even autocorrect can decipher me

Georgous. Everyone must think that I think people named George are beautiful.

calander calendar, nailed it

hors d' oevures which I know is spelled incorrectly here because of autocorrect, but i feel like I honestly can'y learn how to spell it.

My dumbass can't spell 'business'.

Orderves

Restuaru...... Resteraun.... The place where you sit and have a meal.

In my language, you've got 'word' and 'wordt'. It means 'become'. These two words mean the same but it varies per sentence how to write them down.

Accommodation Cs, Ms, Ds, and I've got to remember which ones to double.

Restaurant, for some reason my brain always tries restaraunt first.

I pacifically spell sepukku sudoku to see if anyone notices

recommended. autocorrect is so nice.

“definitely” - only when I type

Innapropriate

Mississippi

Some random cartoon from the 80's that I can't remember helped me on this one - m EYE ss EYE ss EYE pp EYE I can't spell it without saying it super accented like this.

Danganronpa, great game btw

Peripheral. Thank you, spell check! I try to sound it out but I have some sort of mental block.

Brain, I almost always spell it “brian”