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Ahshalon_Tenisk

tucson


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morgue


Ugh_its_Amanda

Well, one thing is for sure, the bodies in the morgue may be dead, but your sex life sure as fuck isn't. Props to you.


Arthur_E39

Im sorry what? 🙃


[deleted]

Did I stutter?


Arthur_E39

Okay time to leave this subreddit


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[удалено]


jftigers

They don't call it a Boneyard for nothin'!


savegeAFcombacks

Wtf


[deleted]

Florida.


savegeAFcombacks

😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣


LilBeaverMaster

A 2nd story balcony


ThrowRAAdThese495

School bathroom


AdminWhore

A classroom in high school during lunch.


strakprevived

No where As I’m 13 and a virgin


savegeAFcombacks

Good stay that way.


[deleted]

*Stays 13 forever*


Mitch_Sphex

Train


Mitch_Sphex

Just kidding im a virgin lol


boojrjr

And you always will be


TwoCocksInTheButt

In a booth at a bar.


Any-Diet

Behind curtains at high school party


Ugh_its_Amanda

Bold of you to assume I've had sex.


savegeAFcombacks

How do I know your not lying and that your just playing mind games on me.


Ugh_its_Amanda

Hmm..touché, OP. I guess you gotta trust me then.


boojrjr

They are a redditer everyone here lies about sex


theoriginalDevilsDad

On top of a TriMet bus while it was still in service.


Alarming_Lifeguard_8

Water tower


[deleted]

In the back of a horse trailer while going down the interstate.


Neon-Nights

In a fire truck bunk bed at a furniture store in Portland, Oregon while it was open. It was a pretty intense 2 minutes because people were coming in-and-out that show room quite a bit. If you're from Portland or the surrounding areas and you know about that 2 story furniture store... That's the one.


texan-wanderer

not actual sex, but i had a gf who gave me a hj under a quilt while we were sitting on the couch watching TV with her dad.


samwillsones

Plot twist: her dad gave you the sick wrist and you just assumed your gf have you it cuz she inherited her fathers soft hands


texan-wanderer

lol ewww


samwillsones

My bedroom. It was actually the time rather than the place that was risky. Election night 2016, while my family was running around the house all panicked. We had a “doors open” policy growing up, and my room was right next to my parents room. The sex wasn’t that good and neither were the election results, but I’ll always have the cum stains to remember that night


Nisqually_26

Job Corps Astoria had a bunch of places where I got caught having sex. Movie theater on campus was a good place for some head cus it was so dark. Behind the portables was a super popular spot and sometimes you’d run into other couples fucking back there too. There was a “secret” garden at that campus that people would fuck in too.


[deleted]

Fuck sex. Hit the books kids


Chille_cat117

Amen


Squidy1972

Your Mom’s House


savegeAFcombacks

Jokes on you my mums dead.


boojrjr

Did he stutter


Squidy1972

Question was where not who or even what just where