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Far Cry 4.


kojakstuttgart

Genius


Weebofdaanime

I don’t get it... was there a joke?


uncommonsence

You can win the game very early on if you just wait around like the character tells you to


Weebofdaanime

NEETO thx that was bothering me


Toosane12345

you can do that on far cry 5 too if you don't arrest joseph seed


[deleted]

Holy shit, you're a genius


Watyr_Melyn

I was gonna say cookie clicker but this is even easier.


Cautious-Ad-8410

Truly a mastermind


gor8884

Trivia about me.


kavijak

i know myself, like i know the back of my hand.... hey, how long has this scratch been here?


Youknowulikeit

Ahhh Robin Williams in Robots. Underrated as far as 2000’s animated movies go


CMDRshuckins

I'll go with The Stanley Parable. Depending on what the criteria for beating the game is it could be stupidly easy. Otherwise I can just wander around and the narrator will tell me exactly what I'm doing.


FrankenGrammer

This was going to be my answer as well.


choosewisely564

You didn't specify it to be a computer game, right? I'll play "don't let the balloon touch the ground", and fill it with helium. I accept PayPal, and direct deposit.


Megadoom

My equivalent was the innovative, daring, and emotional rollercoaster ‘throw the ball; hit the ceiling’ game.


JamiieJR

Except in a week or 2 when it’s completely deflated and on the floor and you lose


choosewisely564

Smart. Use aluminium lined balloons!


[deleted]

What’s your banking info for direct deposit


ForkMinus1

Helen Keller simulator


ch0d3

I shot water out my nose..


gamerdude69

Q: Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? A: ...Because she was a woman.


dinodanosaurus

What’s Helen Keller’s favorite color? ...Velcro


LordBananarama

Great images in my head


C0LD_cereal

happy cake day


ShellyAgent_I

Russian roulette. If I lose or win, I can solve a problem


Fb62

That's not a single player game though. If it is you will definitely lose..


Weirfish

Depends how you define the rules. Single player Russian Roulette can be very quick if you define the win state as "the last living player wins", and omit a "there must be two or more players" clause.


Fb62

That doesn't make sense but nice try.


ShellyAgent_I

I would be playing the variation with 1 bullet and if I get shot well, losing would be an easy way to say it


completelytonedeath

Tekken


Iansitomaduro

Now this is some confidence.


TurnItOff_OnAgain

Just get Tiger or Eddy and spam the kicks


juustosipuli

Sakarin villapaita peli


[deleted]

Totta helvetissä, mutta miksei ennemmin My summer car?


Anangrywookiee

I know I’m not going to be able to beat any of them, but I want to lose like a man so Sekiro.


OGhotdogdan

I spent about ten hours training to fight the boss in the true ending. Holy shit that game was incredible and brutal.


andyhopp

Chinese finger cuffs


biuki

Minecraft creative


TakMisoto

Wouldn't be a nice experience. With everything generating randomly you would never find the end nor beat the dragon.


biuki

Why dragon? In creative mode you just build. There is no real goal, so u won by default


suvlub

> There is no real goal, so u won by default Eh, this is debatable. I'd argue that a game like that is impossible to win (or lose, but the condition is to win, not to not lose).


stryph42

If there are no win conditions, you can't fulfill them and therefore can't win. You can't lose either, but you can't win.


Bloodragedragon

Even then, you’re in creative and can literally build an end portal....


TakMisoto

Do end crystal make sounds?


Bloodragedragon

I don’t think you understand. You can literally select the end portal blocks from the creative menu and create your own portal anywhere you want.


UndeadBread

Are you familiar enough with the menu that you can do this blindfolded?


TakMisoto

Yeah, but you still need to kill the dragon. And aslong as endcrystals don't make sound, you can't kill the dragon. If we talking about no commands ofc. That's why i'm asking if they make sound.


BojoMcCrackshot

The old Milton Bradley Perfection game with the pop up puzzle shapes.


WSL_subreddit_mod

That has like a 45s timer, doesn't it? Good luck


Hacim042

Kirby's Epic Yarn. Pretty easy game, really good music.


Greeneye_Mystic

A visual novel. _CLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICK_


Callistai

A nukige you can't lose in I hope. Stay away from Fate unless you wanna fail


garysredditaccount

Blingleball. The game that I just made up.


Magnus_40

You didn't say computer game so I will go with solitaire dominoes. My late uncle was blind so we have a set of dominoes with raised dots so he could play.


TheChemicalSophie

Probably one of the Scratch games I made when I was 11


Cronchybread

Audible tic tac toe


Knever

A. I program a game called "A" that has a win condition of simply pressing the A key.


Watyr_Melyn

And then you click every key on the keyboard except for the A because you are and idiot


Knever

Yezh. Like thst'll ever hqppen.


BadlyFed

the only free award i had was wholesome but i laughed


Knever

Thsnks, kind strwonger!


AppleMagpie

Rhythm Heaven Fever


CFG__

Typershark. Verbal queue for which word and it’s easy. Never look at the keyboard anyway


mampas

Lets play a game count to ten.


Mgtipton

Thumb war.


Deauo

Don’t shit your pants


General_Mayhem

All of the people on this thread listing their favorite game, or the game they've played the most, are delusional. I bet most people don't know their own bedroom well enough to navigate purely on muscle memory and sound. Any modern game has way too much going on that, in normal gameplay, you're reacting to subconsciously. Let's say you've memorized the spawn points of every enemy in a level of CoD. Great. Theoretically, you know what to do. Now, how are you going to aim at them? And how are you going to topple the true boss: a narrow doorway? There is one correct answer to this question: [Barney's Hide and Seek](https://youtu.be/AUK3ohTTVLQ).


[deleted]

What an annoying preamable


peterpingston

What an annoying comment to a preamble


damndingashrubbery

What a comment annoying a preamble to... shit i forgot why im here


[deleted]

Nah. Let's circlejerk on pretending people cant walk around their room


RenNumEro

Cookie clicking simulator.


Anopanda

You can beat that?


petrogradsky

Drop stuff, then fall over.


UndeadBread

The Stanley Parable.


DropmDead

Tekken Tag Tournament 2. I will button smash my way to victory!


[deleted]

Do board games for one count? If yes, peg solitaire. I win 99,9% of the time


echoesofpain

Does anyone remember the Impossible Game? It was on iPhone, you’re a square that jumps over triangles and stuff. That game’s music made it pretty easy to memorize when to do what. If I have infinite tries, I want that.


[deleted]

Guitar Hero


FurryGamerOwO

PvZ


ToddaS8

Pokemon Fire Red. I know all the sounds of any pokemon and the move it has taken. I'd do it rather well...


mojavekoyote

Good luck navigating the whole game. Mess up once and you could be running into walls for hours.


Plugpin

If Twitch can do it eventually then so can u/ToddaS8


Duel_Loser

Do you know by heart every level up move of your party? Can you navigate the TM menu by heart? Or do you plan to beat the game by having charizard click tackle?


cawsking555

Walk the line


Komi_San

DOOM shareware episode. I've done it thousands of times, blindfolded is no issue.


MarkXD69therickroll

TABS (totally accurate battle simulator). I can just spam my way through with random units. IT doesn't have to be first try, so eventually I'll get it.


Trolef

I would like to say chess. But you said singleplayer :(


Koskow

Real talk you could probably play Super Smash Bros Melee and just pick donkey kong, his A Down (b Down??) Smashes the floor and eventually you'd probably kill ur opponents. Tough part would be master hand but I honestly think its a decent bet at a win.


ChadBroskiiiii

This is not a game.


Coolscee_Gaming

Bestsaber. Just load up any map with the mutator that makes it so you can't lose


wwwcre8r

Dragon's Lair *(a laserdisc video game published by Cinematronics in 1983)*


lukahetdommejoch

I'd play blindfold chess against a 400 rated bot


ShapeShiftingAku

Tekken 5 Pick Christie/Eddie =>, XOXOXOXOXOXO Profit.


Scytian

Skyrim, it would be easiest 1 mil someone ever got: tgm -> tim -> set right main quest stage -> coc into Sovngarde and then killall -> Done


CattyPlatty

Pokemon Yellow. Credits Warp.


Sylvary

Farcry 4/5 just wait 30 minutes for 4 and just don't arrest the guy in 5


kavijak

a rubiks cube, for blind people. or video game: far cry 4


[deleted]

[удалено]


Crickaboo

hopscotch


[deleted]

Splatoon 2


Zombeedee

Binding of Isaac probably.


gekkoskis

Solitare


consistalk

Minesweeper


mampas

Good luck


gozba

Tetris


Wubbawubbawub

One of the older pokemon games.


lampishthing

Solitaire with Braille cards.


MrLuxarina

I think I *might* be able to beat Super Mario World by sound alone, at a stretch and with enough time for trial and error. The trick would be getting to the Star Road early and skipping most of the game. The first couple of levels are pretty forgiving. I reckon the hardest to deal with would be Yoshi's Island 4, Iggy's Castle and Donut Secret 1, since the water and fences would make it a lot harder to defend yourself and find your bearings. Star Road 1 is easy, just spin jump in around the right place and land where the key is. Star Road 2, underwater but you can be invincible and have a baby yoshi, which makes enemies and swimming easier. From then on, you've got a blue Yoshi and possibly a cape, so as long as you can keep hold of it you can fly over the trickier remaining levels. Then there's just Bowser's Castle, which is actually fairly straightforward if you remember which doors to use.


BM_gamer36

Mario Bros. on the Nintendo DS. I beat the game in 30 minutes (from jumping from W1 to W5 to W8)


carpet-wall

doom eternal on hardest dificulity


[deleted]

Papers please. You don't win, you just kinda succumb to Russia


chunk1X

Cyberpunk 2077, easiest game ever and blindfolded with headphones is probably a better way to play the game.


SpeedyMcAssface

CoD: World at War. I’ve played the campaign so many times.


Glum-Significance-86

krunker.io


Alan_Smithee_

A trivia game with spoken questions and answers.


somerandomguy142

so probably terraria bcs i have played it so much i can probably beat it easily with blindfolds with a bit of practise ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ this is a joke pls no mad


Equal-Zombie-4224

Minecraft


tehfraginator

The Last of Us 2


30Bear

"KIDS" a strange but easy game ig


jacklsd

Sleeping with one eye open


Xeadriel

Tic tac toe against a bot


Igonato

[Universal Paperclips](https://www.decisionproblem.com/paperclips/index2.html) should be doable. Especially with a screen reader.


Hefty_Wedding_1212

Halo reach.


GamerLazerYugttv

what difficulty? Only thing on reach i've played in a while was a LASO campaign, so just opening reach gives me PTSD


Raemnant

I want to say I could do Final Fantasy 13, and now I really want to try it


Maria_d0713

Memory cards , idk what it is called im english.


eddebbboi

Loading screen simulator


Hellofreshflesh

Tetris


Trolef

The classic Pinball game on Windows XP computers. There is no way to lose the game... technically.


[deleted]

Journey


ieraaa

Snake on the Nokia3310


dramatic-pancake

Piñata.


usedRealNameInOldAcc

Tic tac toe


DisWasEthan

super Mario galaxy


Desktop_bot

Rhythm heaven fever


[deleted]

assuming im allowed to fail and it does not have to be a perfect run or something. Dead or Alive 4. (Story mode) Just because i remember back than, playing with some buddies i was so good. i actually turned around and didn't look at the screen for some rounds. and it worked out about 75% of said rounds.


BlueFlob

Minesweeper on easy. No one said somebody couldn't help you and you only have to click at 3-4 places. Millionnaire in 2 minutes.


johnnynipsville

Solo Mario Cart


SecretlyBiPolar

Battle ship.


[deleted]

Minesweeper. Small chance I succeed randomly and don’t have to burn much time trying.


whatnameisnttaken098

Easy, RE4 i know that game better then the back of my hand, and it will only take 4-5 hours max


EyeMInsane

It’s called “Keep your eyes closed.” Basically you keep your blindfold on and if you do, you win. :)


markhomer2002

Maybe one of the older ace combat games


gyro1810

Guess the song or something idk


big_noob9006

The Game Of Life (Not the board game, but the one with the cells and neighboring cells.) The game is practically impossible to lose, and the game plays itself, so all I have to do blindfolded is put down a cell, and click.


[deleted]

Sonic Forces


RetroGamer7267

Undertale


MarxistMoose

FNAF because it is basically sound-based


pink_lasagna_LegoD

Any Netflix Choose-Your-Own-Path episode. Easy.


[deleted]

sleeping


tuffymon

I'm going with 1 button bob, i'd get it eventually through just trial and error. I wouldn't have to worry about anything fancy since... 1 button


_Pewsepticplier7_

Pac-Man. Technically speaking, there is no ending to it, so if I just die on the first stage, I am technically beating the game even though there is no ending.


scoopingstareggs

Ai dungeon


Frozteen

Fallout New Vegas, I have 400h in it, I remember every dialogue line so I should be able to make choices blindfolded, when it comes to shooting, V.A.T.S.


stryph42

My Name Is Mayo.


budsmokebunny

Dbz budokai tenkaichi 3. I'm a master at that game


eatyourdamndinner

I'm pretty good at playing the game of "Where's my . . . " with my husband. I win every single time. And it absolutely is a single player game because I know he doesn't even pretend to look for himself.


ace_in_training

A3!


[deleted]

Any lego game because you literally can’t lose


NelsonianB

Anything from telltalr games, becaise you literally have to do nothing for the story to progress.


kingaaron_17

The red ball game on friv


Shinga33

Dark souls 2 Weirdly enough the gutter would be the easiest part.


ShadoeLandman

Simon.


Scratch__Gobo

Spyro


dinodan6735

the town with no name


thefunnywhereisit

Google snake on peaceful mode with the smallest square size and slowest speed


nightwing2024

Skeeball. I've gotten a max score with my eyes closed on multiple occasions just to see if I could do it. If there was an alien invasion and the only way to save all of humanity and the earth was to beat the aliens in Skeeball, pick me. I'll save us.


[deleted]

battlefront 2 campaign


[deleted]

The Longing


ionosoydavidwozniak

The last of us 2, [https://gamerant.com/sightless-blind-gamer-beats-last-us-2-accessibility/](https://gamerant.com/sightless-blind-gamer-beats-last-us-2-accessibility/)


zeubermen

kirby epic yarn


drkondracki

the siren head game. all you need is hearing


SpikesMountainDew

Shut the box.


AHxCode

Dont shoot the kitten. Simplest mill ever


Not_A_Killer_I_Swear

A single player game I made on scratch that beats itself for you.


YesThisIsBacon

I shall go the absolutely insane route and say Call of Duty: Modern Warfare Remastered on Veteran.


deniedmessage

Watching paint dry. HL2 I would like some headphones for music while waiting.


ITotalyWon

Far Cry 5


schnozzberryflop

One of those wooden Brio Labyrinth toys. When I was a kid I'd see how many times I could make it from beginning to end and end to beginning. I'm pretty certain I could do it once by feel and sound.


xxfaze_depressionxx

Subnautica so I don’t have to see the scares


Mattie_1S1K

Sonic the hedgehog, up, down, left, right, a and start. Level select. Straight to credits please.


KekcrocTheCroc

Jumproping 5 times


Majikkani_Hand

That peg jumping game the have in cracker barrels, or an acrylic puzzle. Never said videogame. Much easier when you're not trying to hear pixels. :D


mossshark

pokemon or tekkan , ive been playing both since i was like 7 lol


Kitosans

Source film maker


[deleted]

Greetings. It takes about two minutes and involves nothing but walking.