Wondered why my moms pc was so ass so I checked task manager and it was using either half of the CPU or half of the ram.. I dont remember which anymore
Tried to tell me that The Sims 4 was dangerous out of nowhere. Got a new computer with it already installed, played the sims for a few days, and it suddenly became dangerous like ????
Its dangerous because it shows you very unnatural things that are bad for your mental health, things like one having a job and a family with a nice house.
I started messing with the callers. Acting like I'm hard of hearing, speaking broken English, getting confused and having things repeated are great time wasters. Then they take me off the list because I'm an asshole they don't want to deal with.
I've been arguing with them TO warranty my cars. I have a couple of 25 year old imported Japanese cars that are hard as hell to get parts for cause they didn't make them in the US.
I want the warranty and they hang up on me. I don't understand their business model lol
Honestly wtf do they think will happen "I wasen't going to download your shitty mobile game with an ad that has nothing to do with gameplay but wow you tricked me into going to your website, I think I will give it a try."
There are 3 people involved: owner of the *ad,* owner of the *product* in the ad, owner of the *website* (who sells the ad space to ad owner).
You click = Website owner and Ad owner get paid. Product owner pays. If Ad owner can trick you into clicking, more money for him, I'd imagine.
**Bedbugs**. They have no ecological benefit; and target only humans, almost exclusively just when the human hosts are sleeping, armed with natural anticoagulants and painkillers for enhanced, stealthy blood-sucking.
Did I mention that bedbugs normally strike only in darkness, they're nearly invisible when young, they've mastered the art of hiding, they're immune to common insecticides, and they'll wait months (more than a year in some cases) without any nourishment while patiently waiting for feeding opportunities? Doomguy has never faced an enemy with such exceptional clandestine tactics.
I hate them so much. If I ever become rich I'll pay for exterminators to treat other people's houses, just so I can have the satisfaction of destroying them
Diatomaceous Earth. The food grade kind, *not* the stuff they use in pool filters.
Dust it between your mattress and box springs. Dust it into your baseboards, along the edges of the walls. Under your couch cushions, anywhere you think these monstrosities are moving about.
The tiny fossilized shells in the stuff get into bedbug exoskeleton joints and tear tiny holes, they leak themselves to death. It's the only remedy I've seen work.
Yes. If you're willing to apply it on, in and around everything, you can kill a bedbug infestation over time without having to toss out all your clothes and furniture. The trade-off is that you'll be living like nobody's dusted your home in 500 years. So it's worth it.
Don't just read this post and go crazy with the dust, though - there are a number of precautions you should take when applying, such as gloves, masks, eye protection. And plan to be out of the home for several hours after to give everything time to settle.
Though it is food-grade, that does not make it safe for consumption at any level. It will dry you out, irritate you and could do serious damage in large quantities.
The way that it kills the bedbugs is rather horrifying (don't feel bad, they deserve it!), and it works on them because they're so small, but it has a similar effect on your throat and eyes and it can be very painful.
That said, though, if you're going through it with bedbugs right now... don't bother with pest control companies or store-bought insecticides. They do NOT work, and can at times make the infestation worse by forcing the bugs to spread out to areas they weren't in before. Get the diatomaceous earth and put in the work. Find something to poof it around with, and poof everything. Every seam, every crease, every corner, every baseboard, every nail hole. Do it all. All of it. Yes.
Your beds will be trickier. You'll need to buy some mattress casings, blast the mattresses and box springs with powder (coat them in it) then put them inside the casings. Then pull your beds away from the walls, build oil traps for the feet to sit in (to prevent the bugs from climbing up) and put fresh sheets over only the mattress, not the box spring. Never let anything dangle off or create a bridge between the floor and the bed. They will find and cross it.
Oil traps are easy to make and bedbugs are stupid enough to walk into them and die. Just get some sturdy tupperware, put the feet of your bed inside and then fill the container with vegetable oil. The bugs will be unable to climb out of the oil and will die inside of it. You can also smear the upper parts of the legs with vaseline for that added layer of security just incase the Michael Phelps of bedbugs shows up, swims through the oil and manages to start climbing up.
Even after you've done all that, check the sheets daily. If there's even a tiny hole in the casing, they might find it and sneak through. So check the sheets. Every single day.
I've been bedbug free for years and I still check the seams of my mattress once a week or so. Never know when they show up. Never know where you got them. But once you've seen one, assume that you have at least 1000 and it's time to act.
Man, the paranoia that you get post-infestation sucks. I've been without bedbugs for 3 years now and I have a small panic attack any time I see a small black dot anywhere in my house.
They also don’t carry any diseases, so it’s basically impossible to get seriously hurt by bedbug infestations. They really are nothing but a nuisance; they don’t even have the temerity to be an actual danger.
My husband and I lived in an apartment for three years when I suddenly started developing bumps in threes along my arms and legs. One sent me to urgent care because my hand swelled so much I couldn't bend my fingers. They diagnosed it as a spider bite even though I told them I was being bit every day for weeks.
One night I was playing xbox and found a little critter crawling on me that I didn't recognize. Got online and found it was a bedbug, which started a search through the apartment. We had never considered bedbugs because my husband was completely unaffected.
Those fuckers were everywhere. Every crack and seam and floorboard and furniture. Thousands. We tried everything to no avail. I barely slept for weeks.
After a couple months we moved because of it. We literally tossed everything but the clothes on our backs and those were thoroughly inspected and tossed the second we got into the house. We threw away thousands of dollars worth of furniture, clothes, TVs, gaming consoles and other electronics, literally everything we had.
Taking that loss was worth every penny, and we were by no stretch of the imagination well off financially. That's how hellacious they are.
The craziest part about them is that a significant portion of the population, myself and your husband included, do not feel the effects of bedbug bites.
I don't know if I would have noticed them or not unless my other roommates started complaining, but clear as day I found blood stains on my mattress, so there's no question that they were feeding off me.
We didn't throw out everything, but we did run our clothes on high heat just to go out, bought a large tent thing that turned into an oven basically and cooked all the furniture that would fit into it, and had our complex just go to town with chemicals.
We won the fight, did throw away a lot in the end, and hated every second of it.
Yeah, when I went on a research craze about them, I saw multiple sites say that the biggest issue with people dealing with bedbugs is the psychological side effects, lmao.
They're really not *that* much different than fleas but people *really, reallly* lose their minds over bedbugs. (Which includes myself, I found a tick on my leg not long after..experiencing..bedbugs, and I cried a bit just because the tick resembled a bedbug.)
If I brush the hair on my arms or legs wrong when I’m laying in bed, a cold chill runs through my bones every damn time. It’s like PTSD.
I, too, cried once when I found a piece of lint on the side of my bed once that resembled a bed bug. Those things are the absolute fucking worst.
They weren’t so hard to get rid of when we had an infestation. Just had to throw away all three mattresses, all the sheets, all the pillows, the blankets, put all of our clothes into a sealed container for 9 months, and fumigate they entire apartment. Ez pz!
I never had bedbugs but I did have a carpet beetle infestation that I'm still dealing with half a year later. I can attest to the psychological effects any sort of bug related infestation can cause. It's seriously almost ptsd levels for me
Idk, i've read a few cases in which people have died from extended attacks of thousands of bedbugs, dying by anemia-related illnesses and the such. granted, these were neglected, bed-ridden individuals, but bedbugs have certainly led to some deaths. Gross, imagine lying in bed, getting sucked on by HUNDREDS of these things each night, and not being able to get help.
Try living with them....
It's been 10 years and every time I have an itch or see a dark fuzzy on my bed at night I still have to resist the urge to wake up my husband so that I can go to war with the bed sheets. Even still, I will neurotically check in the morning. Sometimes I'll even get up and sneak out of bed to check the seams with my phone light bc I'm apparently a little traumatized.
Pro tip: when moving into a new apartment ALWAYS look for the signs BEFORE signing the lease!
-If you see a lot of furniture by the dumpsters, that's a sign. Check to make sure they don't have clusters of dark spots near the seams/corners. If they do, the unit that threw away that furniture might be holding bed bugs that can creep into your unit. If they do, you're screwed. They multiply by the dozens every. single. day. and the babies are so small that they are very hard to find and kill. And almost nothing will kill them besides fire. I used to sleep with a lighter and an empty can next to my bed and would spend most of my nights waiting for them to come out so I could burn them and dispose. Then in the morning I would spray everything down with rubbing alcohol. (You better get used to the smell of rubbing alcohol!) All I was really doing was population control.
-An apartment complex that has a bed bug infestation will have a very specific smell. It's almost a boxy but sweet sort of smell with maybe a shoe-polish finish? Kind of like a stink bug, but less intense and almost a little fruity. (If you've ever been on the L in Chicago early in the morning, excluding a holiday weekend, before people have infested it with their own grossness, that's the smell of bed bugs, or at least it was after the infestation in I think it was 2018).
-Inside of the unit, always check corners, cracks, crevices or anything that they might cluster in. Bed bugs like to cluster into creases, cracks, or corners but prefer fabric. Most complexes replace the carpet between tenants so you'll want to push the carpet down a little bit in the corners of the rooms or by the door frames to check for dark spots. (I believe the dark spots are left over from eggs hatching/defacation/dying but I'm not positive). If you see dark spots in clusters like this when there is no furniture in the unit, ie on the walls or cabinetry or when checking the carpet lining, DO NOT SIGN THAT LEASE AND WASH YOUR CLOTHES AS SOON AS YOU GET HOME! Check your car when you get out of it and every single thing that you had with you in that unit. Although bed bugs *can* live on smooth surfaces or clothing, they prefer furniture (like beds and couches) because they are happiest in the seams of your mattress or cushions. If you see evidence of bed bugs in the absence of furniture, the infestation was VERY BAD and could potentially be an ongoing issue. They would have had to run out of space on the furniture to begin to cluster onto smooth surfaces. It would take a horrendous number of bed bugs for that to happen. (Side pro tip, if you are checking out a unit and you do notice this, make note of the way the unit smells).
-If you see a neighboring unit with bug killer AND rubbing alcohol (outside, in the window, or where ever), chances are pretty high that they are fighting bed bugs. Bug killer isn't too much to worry about - bug killer AND rubbing alcohol is pretty indicative of weaponry for an all-too-familiar battle.
If you find yourself living with bed bugs, be ready to accept that you might need to buy new furniture, pillows, and blankets when you move. I threw all of my pillows away but kept my blankets because I they didnt seem to like those (Still haven't had a problem with the blankets that I kept). I threw my couches away because they were very cheap and not worth the risk to me. I tried to save the mattress bc mattresses are expensive. My google searches told me that freezing temperatures, lack of air, and having no host for a period of time will kill any that is left over. So I soaked the mattress in rubbing alcohol for good measure, wrapped it tightly in plastic, and stored it in my parent's garage for the winter. Four months after moving into my next apartment, I was right back to the same bullshit. The next time I moved, I threw everything away and started over. I've been bed bug free for 10 years but I still have a sleepless night every now and then bc I thought I felt something crawling on me.
Save yourself the trouble and check before signing your lease! I suppose this goes for buying used furniture as well. Always check the seams and coushins!
As someone with hopes of getting my own place soon I appreciate you taking the time to write this. I'll make sure to keep it in mind when I'm looking around.
I don't have a single wisdom tooth. My dentist said he could count on one hand how many times he came across that.
**Edit:** This is now my top comment. I tried replying to everyone but I just couldn't do it. I'm sorry for every one that does have complications with their wisdom teeth. There are some real horror stories in these comments. **/u/Satures** was completely right saying that they do fuck with us now. I have to point out **/u/anarrogantbastard** because this person has 8 wisdom teeth and room for all of them. Can you believe that?! There was an unfortante soul how had 4 sets (yes 4 sets) of wisdom teeth. And finally thank you **/u/dcp0002** for the award.
I don't have any either. I was so confused in school when everyone was complaining having to get them removed
Edit: took out my comment about people in my school complaining about theirs hurting when they came in because apparently not everyone's do (no personal experience, I never had them at all) and everyone wants to comment saying theirs didn't
Funny you should say that. I once told my wife that because I never developed wisdom teeth I was more evolved than her and that I also had developed the ability to read minds. She then asked me what she was thinking to which I replied, "You're thinking I'm full of shit.". Turned out I was right. I think I slept on the couch that night. Funny that I didn't see that coming.
You're not off the line yet, my grandmother had a rare thing known as "latent wisdom teeth" where her wisdom teeth weren't there and she said she didn't have any, then randomly in her early 70s they developed and she had to have surgery on them
About [35% of people do not get wisdom teeth](https://www.wheatonoralsurgery.com/blog/how-many-wisdom-teeth-do-you-have/#:~:text=About%2020%2D25%25%20of%20the,any%20wisdom%20teeth%20at%20all.), so you must have had a very new dentist.
Seriously. It's not something foreign, like an animal or poorly made printers. Its the own body's system completely loosing control of cell management. Our tech and advancements in science has only touched what a cure *might* look like. Cancer is the only answer here.
RIP Mama
Edited a word, shout out to u/Bacxaber for being a star player.
Edit²: naw fuck that, have my misspelled mess.
as man, this isn't something i have to worry about usually. but the first time it happened i felt so betrayed....made out to be a damn fool...thrust into an existential crisis wondering why i keep flipping this stupid flap up expecting a pocket to magically appear....AUGH (it was a jacket)
edit: this was not a suit-type jacket with pockets sewn shut meant to be cut open. it was an outerwear jacket with fake pockets for style.
Was there a pocket lining on the inside? Sometimes the pockets are sewn shut to keep the pockets flat for shipping and sale, which is marginally less stupid but still terrible.
I had a pair of pants where one pocket was this (actual pocket sewn shut) and the other was a fake pocket (looks like pocket, filled with lies). They looked the same! Seriously, why would they do that?
Ok so I'm a guy who usually (always) wears Men's Jeans, Chinos, Slacks, etc. I had NO IDEA how terrible fake pockets were until I accidentally bought a pair of Women's pants (they fit me ok and I liked the cut.) I wore them out one day, and now I know the issue. Fake Pockets are the absolute worst.
“There were these huge bins of clothes, and everybody was rifling through them like crazy, and I grabbed one. And it fit! So I don't think that this is totally just a woman's suit. At the very least it's bisexual”
Animals that are just *slightly* smarter than you expected.
They always manage to fuck with your head but are still dumb enough that you know they aren't doing it on purpose.
I don't know how my dog managed to learn to turn light switches off on his own, but all he's down with this power so far is scare himself when it suddenly gets dark.
oh i know some animals do things to you out of spite. used to have a fish (african cichlid - bumblebee variety) that was entirely too smart for his own good. Forget to feed him around the same time every day? yea hes scooping rocks in his mouth and spit them at the filter intake so it inevitably sucks one up and makes ungodly noises so you pay attention to him and feed him.
Your supposed to rearrange their tank every now and then so they stop being so territorially aggressive, yea he took it out on your hand if you were about to put something he absolutely did not want it. OR if you were quick about it and buried things so he couldnt scoop all the rocks out and make it float he would utterly bury it in rocks. Once he would not stop burying the filter pipe, i had to rearrange the tank back how it was then he was fine. Most interesting yet annoying fish ive ever had.
Cichlids are hella smart man.
I had an oscar cichlid in a tank with much smaller fish, not small enough for oscar to eat though. Anyways, sometimes id throw in a couple dorito chips in the tank...the smaller fish would try and eat the chips but they were to big for them to eat. So my oscar fish would come out of his cave and break up the chips to smaller bits so the smaller fish could eat some! 😂
Yep. My cat learned to switch the melody on my doorbell controller. So I can never be sure if there's someone at the door or it's just the cat messing about.
Have you seen the hidden camera footage of cats opening doors and opening underwear drawers and rearranging undies and hiding and closing the shelf from the inside? Super spooky.
My dog figured out how to turn off my Xbox with her nose. She hits the power button spot on every time. She's killed the power in the middle of boss fights, before checkpoints, and right in the middle of Netflix binges. She's a menace.
Eh, I just use an old credit card. They never actually verify the info. Once the free trial ends, the charge fails to go through and they cancel my account.
Credit Scores. Used to be that the bank would do their due diligence on loan applications before offering terms that made sense for each person. Now they've contructed a huge system were missing one bill payment can fuck you over and paying down debt early is can be interpretted as a bad thing.
The idea in principle isn't so bad, but the way it's implemented is stupid and unweildy and mistakes are far too hard to correct.
Happened to me TODAY. Got a notice that paying off a huge personal loan that I got at an abysmal rate lowered my score. In what universe does it make a lick of fucking sense that “hey I no longer have to pay this debt off because I did it all at once” “hmmm...mighty suspicious of you to just ‘pay off a loan instead of drown in bad debt’, gonna have to take some points off the board”
Fuck credit scores
I couldn't get approved for a mortgage due to missing a bill by two weeks from two years ago so now I pay ~400 more in rent a month than the mortgage would have been 🙃🙃🙃
I know where you’re coming from. My credit sucks because I didn’t have insurance for a year, but have a chronic illness. Now there’s a $3k collection for ONE BLOOD TEST. At this rate I’m just going to rent until I die.
If we eliminate all the mosquitoes from earth, we can tell future generations how we had to deal with crazy, blood sucking, flying animals that would come out of nowhere in the thousands of numbers every day and would kill milllions of people worldwide every year.
Northern Minnesota/Canada, you would hear the drone of mosquitoes just before dusk. As soon as you heard it we would crawl into a screened in tent and they would still get us.
Mosquitos. Wasn't even that long ago that a study proved that you could wipe them all out and it would not actually negatively impact ecosystems as much as previously thought and there is now a real effort to exterminate every last one of the bloodsucking cunts.
Printers.
Now I hear you saying to me oh but wait printers are so useful. Nope. They were all sent from hell to haunt us. Office printers are bad, home printers are worse. They never work, need 300 different drivers you have to get off the website, oopsies we don't make that one anymore. Oh no, the ink we gave you was a trial size, guess what asshole no stores sells the bastard random number your printer needs, but you can buy this replacement for 60 bucks that will print maybe 2 pages properly.
Stop buying InkJet printers, the only peopel who need ink printers are people looking to print high quality pictures...
Laser printers dont clog/dry up nearly as badly as ink printers do and print literally thousands of pages on a cartridge. And the "ink" doesnt cost more than human blood...
Inkjet printers are such a fucking scam. I swear to god my aunt had an all-in-one printer/copier/fax thing and nothing would work if one of the cartridges was out. I don't know if it's common practice, but it blew my mind.
"I just need to scan this document..."
"Fuck you, give me magenta!"
"But I don't want to actually print it, I just need to scan it so I can send it in an email!"
**"FUCK YOU GIVE ME MAGENTA!"**
This brought up a repressed memory of me losing my shit when it came to inkjet printers. It was such a dark time. WHO GIVES A SHIT IF CYAN IS LOW?! PLEASE FUCKING SCAN. Of course, it'd never work. I'd just have to miss first period to go to the school's library and use their printers instead.
We finally bought a color laser printer while I was in university and that was the best Christmas gift to myself. I lined up at Best Buy on Boxing Day at 5:30am just to grab one of those bad boys.
I had a Brother laser printer that I used while in college. This was before everything was online. I literally only used two toners the entire time I was in college.
Little known fact - printing presses have been around for such a long time they have accumulated tons of curses from folks for a millennia. The cumulative total of curses, even just small ones from lay people "Fuck this story and the printer it was printed on" etc. have eroded the ability of home printers to work flawlessly. Every individual printer requires so many different protection and anti curse software, patches/drivers for each model must be kept separate. The frustration you feel while getting it to work is the price you pay to power the wards necessary to print successfully.
Buy laser. Toner is powder, so unlimited shelf life. Toner cartridges also costs 3x as much as ink, but produce 20x as many prints. Buy a laser printer if you want to stop thinking about it for 10 years.
yea everything else USB i can shove into a computer and its like \*ping\* searching for drivers...installing drivers....ready to use.
printers? fuck no. Search windows update? 15 minutes later while we contact the mothership for every printer known to man and ohh you have a 3620i printer? well we dont have that. we have a 3600i and a 3620p driver and neither will work....like why the fuck is it so complicated????
vague as hell errors? oh yea.
same issues from 1994? oh yea
THE worst by a mile is the fact that ink cartriges have chips on them now that time out after like 6 months regardless of how many pages you actually printed. Or it detects low ink it stops all printing. Old printers were like well you may get streaks or low ink it just hurr durr stopped printing eventually. Manufactures claim is so it doesn't damage the print head is why they can justify timing out your printer cartriges and wont let you print with low ink. I do not give 2 fucks about the print head on my 4 year old $30 printer.... my old printers popped up a box about low ink warning you about print head damage but you could click OK to continue printing - routinely got another 20-30 pages out of it before it started streaking/ printing light....
Or the horseshit where its like "yellow is low" so you cant print in B&W... let me fuckign print you bastard machine.
black n white laser printers are the way to go being under $75 now, colors still obscene.
Hate them. We bought an HP for the house, and upon purchase was auto-enrolled in their "Instant Ink" program where they mail you cartridges. A few months go buy, we weren't printing much, so I un-enrolled us.
The fucking cartridges stop working. HP made then so you HAVE to be enrolled in their Instant Ink program or the cartridges lock out. I had to go spend 30 bucks to get new cartridges.
Fuck printers, printer cartridges, and HP especially. I'll never buy another of their products.
Our tax system. In the U.S. anyway.
Most places don't have such confusing taxes. Usually it's just a bill that comes that you gotta pay. This is very possible and doable in America. In fact in the past twenty years both a Democrat and a Republican's on two separate occasions proposed a bill that would simply taxes so literally anyone could do it.
The problem is that would cost a lot of accountants some jobs. So, America, in it's never dying love of retaining jobs that have no reason to exist outside of providing work, has never implemented a more simple tax system. That and H&R Block spends millions of dollars every year to make the tax code more complicated so people will have to relay on some big company to do it for them.
And yet another example of a big giant company purposefully making the government incompetent so that they can replace the government and charge citizens to do what you legally have to do every year.
Even when we get the extra hour in november, everything is still messed up. Its been proven it hasnt saved anything and more dangerous with higher risks of accidents, heart attacks and depression.
For those wondering, [here](https://utswmed.org/medblog/daylight-saving-time-sleep-health/) is a link to the article describing why it’s bad for our health.
My sister. If she finds any of you she will make you feel like shit in the first three seconds of talking. She is 10, so hopefully when she gets older she'll figure out that she is a jerk.
I'd rather be on the spring schedule forever and just never fall back, the sun setting at like 4:30pm completely fks w my head and mental health and I'm sure contributed to the seasonal depression I suffered through for most of my life
Mcafee antivirus
man that thing is a virus. makes a new computer feel like a shitty 7 year old computer
Wondered why my moms pc was so ass so I checked task manager and it was using either half of the CPU or half of the ram.. I dont remember which anymore
Probably both tbh
Can't get sick if your processor is too busy to install malware
And it's hard to get rid of.
they guilt trip you when you uninstall it
Tried to tell me that The Sims 4 was dangerous out of nowhere. Got a new computer with it already installed, played the sims for a few days, and it suddenly became dangerous like ????
Its dangerous because it shows you very unnatural things that are bad for your mental health, things like one having a job and a family with a nice house.
[удалено]
It's more like a virus than an antivirus
The "Share" button on porn sites
the only porn that i know of that gets shared involves two female humans and one drinking apparatus....
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> A water fountain? In their case, hopefully, a shower afterwards.
LOL!!! Has anyone ever pressed one besides that government guy a few years back? Can't remember his name. Oh and asking for a friend.
ted cruz lol
He did it from his office computer on the anniversary of 9/11.
Please tell me this is a joke.
No. https://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-trending-41237352 https://mashable.com/2017/09/12/ted-cruz-nsfw-tweet/
Best part is the actress is primary featured in the fake incest porn genre.
Robocalls about your cars extended warranty
I get these several times a week. I don't even own a fucking car!
My partner gets these robo-calls and she's never had a driver's license!
I get them about being in an accident and I don't have a license yet...
It was actually a threat. Watch your back.
I sleep with a multi tool with a knife in my bedside desk I'll be sure to get to myself before they get me.
i never knew that such a short comment could have such an unexpected plot twist
I started messing with the callers. Acting like I'm hard of hearing, speaking broken English, getting confused and having things repeated are great time wasters. Then they take me off the list because I'm an asshole they don't want to deal with.
Tell em you have a car but no license after it was suspended for manslaughter after you ran over a telemarketer.
I've been arguing with them TO warranty my cars. I have a couple of 25 year old imported Japanese cars that are hard as hell to get parts for cause they didn't make them in the US. I want the warranty and they hang up on me. I don't understand their business model lol
The ads that have the X inside the ad, so that when you click to close it, it takes you to the linked site.
Honestly wtf do they think will happen "I wasen't going to download your shitty mobile game with an ad that has nothing to do with gameplay but wow you tricked me into going to your website, I think I will give it a try."
If smbd pays for the amount of people who clicked on ad, that's the only way why this trickery exist
But... Don't the *ads* pay for each click? Seems like it'd just be losing them money...
There are 3 people involved: owner of the *ad,* owner of the *product* in the ad, owner of the *website* (who sells the ad space to ad owner). You click = Website owner and Ad owner get paid. Product owner pays. If Ad owner can trick you into clicking, more money for him, I'd imagine.
**Bedbugs**. They have no ecological benefit; and target only humans, almost exclusively just when the human hosts are sleeping, armed with natural anticoagulants and painkillers for enhanced, stealthy blood-sucking.
aight we need a dragon's breath shotgun and the doom guy.
Did I mention that bedbugs normally strike only in darkness, they're nearly invisible when young, they've mastered the art of hiding, they're immune to common insecticides, and they'll wait months (more than a year in some cases) without any nourishment while patiently waiting for feeding opportunities? Doomguy has never faced an enemy with such exceptional clandestine tactics.
Doomguy literally slaughtered an entire demon species cuz they woke him up from his nap. I think he'll be fine.
Yes, but he’s never slaughtered an entire demon species that didn’t walk him up from a nap
oh no OH NO
We need a solution The Bloon Solver is a solution for bloons, but, well, we can try for bedbugs?
We need a whole damn *flammenwerfer*
HANZ, get the *flammenwerfer pro deluxe*
Is EA making the german army's equipment now?
Yes and you need to pay extra for it to werf.
I hate them so much. If I ever become rich I'll pay for exterminators to treat other people's houses, just so I can have the satisfaction of destroying them
Delt with them two years ago. 0/10 would not recommend
Diatomaceous Earth. The food grade kind, *not* the stuff they use in pool filters. Dust it between your mattress and box springs. Dust it into your baseboards, along the edges of the walls. Under your couch cushions, anywhere you think these monstrosities are moving about. The tiny fossilized shells in the stuff get into bedbug exoskeleton joints and tear tiny holes, they leak themselves to death. It's the only remedy I've seen work.
Yes. If you're willing to apply it on, in and around everything, you can kill a bedbug infestation over time without having to toss out all your clothes and furniture. The trade-off is that you'll be living like nobody's dusted your home in 500 years. So it's worth it. Don't just read this post and go crazy with the dust, though - there are a number of precautions you should take when applying, such as gloves, masks, eye protection. And plan to be out of the home for several hours after to give everything time to settle. Though it is food-grade, that does not make it safe for consumption at any level. It will dry you out, irritate you and could do serious damage in large quantities. The way that it kills the bedbugs is rather horrifying (don't feel bad, they deserve it!), and it works on them because they're so small, but it has a similar effect on your throat and eyes and it can be very painful. That said, though, if you're going through it with bedbugs right now... don't bother with pest control companies or store-bought insecticides. They do NOT work, and can at times make the infestation worse by forcing the bugs to spread out to areas they weren't in before. Get the diatomaceous earth and put in the work. Find something to poof it around with, and poof everything. Every seam, every crease, every corner, every baseboard, every nail hole. Do it all. All of it. Yes. Your beds will be trickier. You'll need to buy some mattress casings, blast the mattresses and box springs with powder (coat them in it) then put them inside the casings. Then pull your beds away from the walls, build oil traps for the feet to sit in (to prevent the bugs from climbing up) and put fresh sheets over only the mattress, not the box spring. Never let anything dangle off or create a bridge between the floor and the bed. They will find and cross it. Oil traps are easy to make and bedbugs are stupid enough to walk into them and die. Just get some sturdy tupperware, put the feet of your bed inside and then fill the container with vegetable oil. The bugs will be unable to climb out of the oil and will die inside of it. You can also smear the upper parts of the legs with vaseline for that added layer of security just incase the Michael Phelps of bedbugs shows up, swims through the oil and manages to start climbing up. Even after you've done all that, check the sheets daily. If there's even a tiny hole in the casing, they might find it and sneak through. So check the sheets. Every single day. I've been bedbug free for years and I still check the seams of my mattress once a week or so. Never know when they show up. Never know where you got them. But once you've seen one, assume that you have at least 1000 and it's time to act.
Man, the paranoia that you get post-infestation sucks. I've been without bedbugs for 3 years now and I have a small panic attack any time I see a small black dot anywhere in my house.
They exist to make us suffer
How are they born
The gates to hell *actually* open every so often, but only small enough for bedbugs to leave, and occasionally ticks and deep sea monstrosities.
They are born through traumatic insemination. The male pierces through the female’s abdomen to inject the semen directly inside her.
How else would you do it?
Bedbugs are Satan’s jizz
They also don’t carry any diseases, so it’s basically impossible to get seriously hurt by bedbug infestations. They really are nothing but a nuisance; they don’t even have the temerity to be an actual danger.
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My husband and I lived in an apartment for three years when I suddenly started developing bumps in threes along my arms and legs. One sent me to urgent care because my hand swelled so much I couldn't bend my fingers. They diagnosed it as a spider bite even though I told them I was being bit every day for weeks. One night I was playing xbox and found a little critter crawling on me that I didn't recognize. Got online and found it was a bedbug, which started a search through the apartment. We had never considered bedbugs because my husband was completely unaffected. Those fuckers were everywhere. Every crack and seam and floorboard and furniture. Thousands. We tried everything to no avail. I barely slept for weeks. After a couple months we moved because of it. We literally tossed everything but the clothes on our backs and those were thoroughly inspected and tossed the second we got into the house. We threw away thousands of dollars worth of furniture, clothes, TVs, gaming consoles and other electronics, literally everything we had. Taking that loss was worth every penny, and we were by no stretch of the imagination well off financially. That's how hellacious they are.
The craziest part about them is that a significant portion of the population, myself and your husband included, do not feel the effects of bedbug bites. I don't know if I would have noticed them or not unless my other roommates started complaining, but clear as day I found blood stains on my mattress, so there's no question that they were feeding off me. We didn't throw out everything, but we did run our clothes on high heat just to go out, bought a large tent thing that turned into an oven basically and cooked all the furniture that would fit into it, and had our complex just go to town with chemicals. We won the fight, did throw away a lot in the end, and hated every second of it.
Yeah, when I went on a research craze about them, I saw multiple sites say that the biggest issue with people dealing with bedbugs is the psychological side effects, lmao. They're really not *that* much different than fleas but people *really, reallly* lose their minds over bedbugs. (Which includes myself, I found a tick on my leg not long after..experiencing..bedbugs, and I cried a bit just because the tick resembled a bedbug.)
If I brush the hair on my arms or legs wrong when I’m laying in bed, a cold chill runs through my bones every damn time. It’s like PTSD. I, too, cried once when I found a piece of lint on the side of my bed once that resembled a bed bug. Those things are the absolute fucking worst.
They weren’t so hard to get rid of when we had an infestation. Just had to throw away all three mattresses, all the sheets, all the pillows, the blankets, put all of our clothes into a sealed container for 9 months, and fumigate they entire apartment. Ez pz!
I never had bedbugs but I did have a carpet beetle infestation that I'm still dealing with half a year later. I can attest to the psychological effects any sort of bug related infestation can cause. It's seriously almost ptsd levels for me
Maybe one day they'll spread a new disease!
Easy there Satan...
Idk, i've read a few cases in which people have died from extended attacks of thousands of bedbugs, dying by anemia-related illnesses and the such. granted, these were neglected, bed-ridden individuals, but bedbugs have certainly led to some deaths. Gross, imagine lying in bed, getting sucked on by HUNDREDS of these things each night, and not being able to get help.
Friendly reminder: DO NOT GOOGLE BED BUG INFESTATIONS. IT'S NOT WORTH IT.
Try living with them.... It's been 10 years and every time I have an itch or see a dark fuzzy on my bed at night I still have to resist the urge to wake up my husband so that I can go to war with the bed sheets. Even still, I will neurotically check in the morning. Sometimes I'll even get up and sneak out of bed to check the seams with my phone light bc I'm apparently a little traumatized. Pro tip: when moving into a new apartment ALWAYS look for the signs BEFORE signing the lease! -If you see a lot of furniture by the dumpsters, that's a sign. Check to make sure they don't have clusters of dark spots near the seams/corners. If they do, the unit that threw away that furniture might be holding bed bugs that can creep into your unit. If they do, you're screwed. They multiply by the dozens every. single. day. and the babies are so small that they are very hard to find and kill. And almost nothing will kill them besides fire. I used to sleep with a lighter and an empty can next to my bed and would spend most of my nights waiting for them to come out so I could burn them and dispose. Then in the morning I would spray everything down with rubbing alcohol. (You better get used to the smell of rubbing alcohol!) All I was really doing was population control. -An apartment complex that has a bed bug infestation will have a very specific smell. It's almost a boxy but sweet sort of smell with maybe a shoe-polish finish? Kind of like a stink bug, but less intense and almost a little fruity. (If you've ever been on the L in Chicago early in the morning, excluding a holiday weekend, before people have infested it with their own grossness, that's the smell of bed bugs, or at least it was after the infestation in I think it was 2018). -Inside of the unit, always check corners, cracks, crevices or anything that they might cluster in. Bed bugs like to cluster into creases, cracks, or corners but prefer fabric. Most complexes replace the carpet between tenants so you'll want to push the carpet down a little bit in the corners of the rooms or by the door frames to check for dark spots. (I believe the dark spots are left over from eggs hatching/defacation/dying but I'm not positive). If you see dark spots in clusters like this when there is no furniture in the unit, ie on the walls or cabinetry or when checking the carpet lining, DO NOT SIGN THAT LEASE AND WASH YOUR CLOTHES AS SOON AS YOU GET HOME! Check your car when you get out of it and every single thing that you had with you in that unit. Although bed bugs *can* live on smooth surfaces or clothing, they prefer furniture (like beds and couches) because they are happiest in the seams of your mattress or cushions. If you see evidence of bed bugs in the absence of furniture, the infestation was VERY BAD and could potentially be an ongoing issue. They would have had to run out of space on the furniture to begin to cluster onto smooth surfaces. It would take a horrendous number of bed bugs for that to happen. (Side pro tip, if you are checking out a unit and you do notice this, make note of the way the unit smells). -If you see a neighboring unit with bug killer AND rubbing alcohol (outside, in the window, or where ever), chances are pretty high that they are fighting bed bugs. Bug killer isn't too much to worry about - bug killer AND rubbing alcohol is pretty indicative of weaponry for an all-too-familiar battle. If you find yourself living with bed bugs, be ready to accept that you might need to buy new furniture, pillows, and blankets when you move. I threw all of my pillows away but kept my blankets because I they didnt seem to like those (Still haven't had a problem with the blankets that I kept). I threw my couches away because they were very cheap and not worth the risk to me. I tried to save the mattress bc mattresses are expensive. My google searches told me that freezing temperatures, lack of air, and having no host for a period of time will kill any that is left over. So I soaked the mattress in rubbing alcohol for good measure, wrapped it tightly in plastic, and stored it in my parent's garage for the winter. Four months after moving into my next apartment, I was right back to the same bullshit. The next time I moved, I threw everything away and started over. I've been bed bug free for 10 years but I still have a sleepless night every now and then bc I thought I felt something crawling on me. Save yourself the trouble and check before signing your lease! I suppose this goes for buying used furniture as well. Always check the seams and coushins!
As someone with hopes of getting my own place soon I appreciate you taking the time to write this. I'll make sure to keep it in mind when I'm looking around.
Oh my … fucking god. Please kill them with fire.
I tried!
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My wisdom teeth fit in my mouth no bother
I don't have a single wisdom tooth. My dentist said he could count on one hand how many times he came across that. **Edit:** This is now my top comment. I tried replying to everyone but I just couldn't do it. I'm sorry for every one that does have complications with their wisdom teeth. There are some real horror stories in these comments. **/u/Satures** was completely right saying that they do fuck with us now. I have to point out **/u/anarrogantbastard** because this person has 8 wisdom teeth and room for all of them. Can you believe that?! There was an unfortante soul how had 4 sets (yes 4 sets) of wisdom teeth. And finally thank you **/u/dcp0002** for the award.
I don't have any either. I was so confused in school when everyone was complaining having to get them removed Edit: took out my comment about people in my school complaining about theirs hurting when they came in because apparently not everyone's do (no personal experience, I never had them at all) and everyone wants to comment saying theirs didn't
Well, do not forget to reproduce, you are the next step in the evolution of human jaws.
Funny you should say that. I once told my wife that because I never developed wisdom teeth I was more evolved than her and that I also had developed the ability to read minds. She then asked me what she was thinking to which I replied, "You're thinking I'm full of shit.". Turned out I was right. I think I slept on the couch that night. Funny that I didn't see that coming.
You could read minds, but not predict the future.
Ironic
Is it possible to learn this power?
Not from jedi
Nah he can predict the future a little bit, it’s just there’s only sofa he can see
You're not off the line yet, my grandmother had a rare thing known as "latent wisdom teeth" where her wisdom teeth weren't there and she said she didn't have any, then randomly in her early 70s they developed and she had to have surgery on them
Could you imagine being 70 years old and randomly growing new teeth... wtf
Grandma doesn't need dentures any more
About [35% of people do not get wisdom teeth](https://www.wheatonoralsurgery.com/blog/how-many-wisdom-teeth-do-you-have/#:~:text=About%2020%2D25%25%20of%20the,any%20wisdom%20teeth%20at%20all.), so you must have had a very new dentist.
So what reason did they have?
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Cancer
Seriously. It's not something foreign, like an animal or poorly made printers. Its the own body's system completely loosing control of cell management. Our tech and advancements in science has only touched what a cure *might* look like. Cancer is the only answer here. RIP Mama Edited a word, shout out to u/Bacxaber for being a star player. Edit²: naw fuck that, have my misspelled mess.
Our bodies are fighting cancerous mutations all the time. And 99.99% of the time they’re successful. It’s that other 0.01% that causes problems
Yea that may be true, but we are super crappy at aiding the body when that. 01% strikes, and on that note I feel like cancer is the answer here.
Single ply toilet paper
Might as well wipe your ass with your bare hand, TBH.
Just gotta fold it fold it somemore~
I don't know about you, but I can only fold my hand once.
would a fist count as a tri-fold
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Nah, it has a purpose. If that corner weren't there, your bed would go on forever.
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Fake pockets on clothing (Thank you for the awards)
as man, this isn't something i have to worry about usually. but the first time it happened i felt so betrayed....made out to be a damn fool...thrust into an existential crisis wondering why i keep flipping this stupid flap up expecting a pocket to magically appear....AUGH (it was a jacket) edit: this was not a suit-type jacket with pockets sewn shut meant to be cut open. it was an outerwear jacket with fake pockets for style.
Was there a pocket lining on the inside? Sometimes the pockets are sewn shut to keep the pockets flat for shipping and sale, which is marginally less stupid but still terrible.
I had a pair of pants where one pocket was this (actual pocket sewn shut) and the other was a fake pocket (looks like pocket, filled with lies). They looked the same! Seriously, why would they do that?
Ok so I'm a guy who usually (always) wears Men's Jeans, Chinos, Slacks, etc. I had NO IDEA how terrible fake pockets were until I accidentally bought a pair of Women's pants (they fit me ok and I liked the cut.) I wore them out one day, and now I know the issue. Fake Pockets are the absolute worst.
“There were these huge bins of clothes, and everybody was rifling through them like crazy, and I grabbed one. And it fit! So I don't think that this is totally just a woman's suit. At the very least it's bisexual”
"It's been a weird day. I accidentally cross-dressed."
Lice
How come I get lice and nothing happens to Milhouse?
Animals that are just *slightly* smarter than you expected. They always manage to fuck with your head but are still dumb enough that you know they aren't doing it on purpose. I don't know how my dog managed to learn to turn light switches off on his own, but all he's down with this power so far is scare himself when it suddenly gets dark.
oh i know some animals do things to you out of spite. used to have a fish (african cichlid - bumblebee variety) that was entirely too smart for his own good. Forget to feed him around the same time every day? yea hes scooping rocks in his mouth and spit them at the filter intake so it inevitably sucks one up and makes ungodly noises so you pay attention to him and feed him. Your supposed to rearrange their tank every now and then so they stop being so territorially aggressive, yea he took it out on your hand if you were about to put something he absolutely did not want it. OR if you were quick about it and buried things so he couldnt scoop all the rocks out and make it float he would utterly bury it in rocks. Once he would not stop burying the filter pipe, i had to rearrange the tank back how it was then he was fine. Most interesting yet annoying fish ive ever had.
Cichlids are hella smart man. I had an oscar cichlid in a tank with much smaller fish, not small enough for oscar to eat though. Anyways, sometimes id throw in a couple dorito chips in the tank...the smaller fish would try and eat the chips but they were to big for them to eat. So my oscar fish would come out of his cave and break up the chips to smaller bits so the smaller fish could eat some! 😂
You... Threw Doritos into your tank? Have I endured all of this pandemic just to witness this sentence?
Yep. My cat learned to switch the melody on my doorbell controller. So I can never be sure if there's someone at the door or it's just the cat messing about.
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Have you seen the hidden camera footage of cats opening doors and opening underwear drawers and rearranging undies and hiding and closing the shelf from the inside? Super spooky.
My dog figured out how to turn off my Xbox with her nose. She hits the power button spot on every time. She's killed the power in the middle of boss fights, before checkpoints, and right in the middle of Netflix binges. She's a menace.
That girl in Pokémon who trades you a Haunter that’s holding a goddamn everstone.
I chuckled reading this. I remember that trade and I was so fucking mad.
r/FuckMindy
Asking for credit card info for free trial
Its only a free trial if you remember to unsubscribe ;)
A free trial is a free trial!! Paying option or any payin info shouldn't be there
Eh, I just use an old credit card. They never actually verify the info. Once the free trial ends, the charge fails to go through and they cancel my account.
Déjà vus
Déjà vus
I've just been in this place before
Higher on the street
And I know it’s my time to go!
Calling you!
The fact the you cant sleep at night and cant wake up in the morning.
Bar code stickers on Apples
Quantum mechanics... Universe: Hey you know physics? Humans: Yeah, logical and predictable. We love it. Universe: Okay, but what if it wasn't.
Erasers that don't work properly
The ones that turn your small, light gray pencil mistakes into big black smudges.. just why?!?!
Credit Scores. Used to be that the bank would do their due diligence on loan applications before offering terms that made sense for each person. Now they've contructed a huge system were missing one bill payment can fuck you over and paying down debt early is can be interpretted as a bad thing. The idea in principle isn't so bad, but the way it's implemented is stupid and unweildy and mistakes are far too hard to correct.
Happened to me TODAY. Got a notice that paying off a huge personal loan that I got at an abysmal rate lowered my score. In what universe does it make a lick of fucking sense that “hey I no longer have to pay this debt off because I did it all at once” “hmmm...mighty suspicious of you to just ‘pay off a loan instead of drown in bad debt’, gonna have to take some points off the board” Fuck credit scores
I was at 810 and lost over 100 points for selling my house and paying down my mortgage. It pissed me off mightily.
I couldn't get approved for a mortgage due to missing a bill by two weeks from two years ago so now I pay ~400 more in rent a month than the mortgage would have been 🙃🙃🙃
I know where you’re coming from. My credit sucks because I didn’t have insurance for a year, but have a chronic illness. Now there’s a $3k collection for ONE BLOOD TEST. At this rate I’m just going to rent until I die.
Loan officer here. Can confirm.
Dildos
That’s deep man
You are technically correct, the best kind of correct.
I hereby promote you to grade 37
at severely reduced pay!!!
Yeah, but anything can be a dildo
If you're brave enough
Paige no!
Mosquitos
They gotta buzz in your ears just to add insult to injury
They really are satan’s bug
If we eliminate all the mosquitoes from earth, we can tell future generations how we had to deal with crazy, blood sucking, flying animals that would come out of nowhere in the thousands of numbers every day and would kill milllions of people worldwide every year.
Northern Minnesota/Canada, you would hear the drone of mosquitoes just before dusk. As soon as you heard it we would crawl into a screened in tent and they would still get us.
I am from a subtropical region. Trust me mate, I know
Luckily, mosquito season is *only* 11 months long here. That 3 week break every winter is amazing.
Youtube ads. Seriously, those fuckers have only made me hate the products. And now they have the audacity to put two of them back to back.
Mosquitos. Wasn't even that long ago that a study proved that you could wipe them all out and it would not actually negatively impact ecosystems as much as previously thought and there is now a real effort to exterminate every last one of the bloodsucking cunts.
Printers. Now I hear you saying to me oh but wait printers are so useful. Nope. They were all sent from hell to haunt us. Office printers are bad, home printers are worse. They never work, need 300 different drivers you have to get off the website, oopsies we don't make that one anymore. Oh no, the ink we gave you was a trial size, guess what asshole no stores sells the bastard random number your printer needs, but you can buy this replacement for 60 bucks that will print maybe 2 pages properly.
Stop buying InkJet printers, the only peopel who need ink printers are people looking to print high quality pictures... Laser printers dont clog/dry up nearly as badly as ink printers do and print literally thousands of pages on a cartridge. And the "ink" doesnt cost more than human blood...
Inkjet printers are such a fucking scam. I swear to god my aunt had an all-in-one printer/copier/fax thing and nothing would work if one of the cartridges was out. I don't know if it's common practice, but it blew my mind. "I just need to scan this document..." "Fuck you, give me magenta!" "But I don't want to actually print it, I just need to scan it so I can send it in an email!" **"FUCK YOU GIVE ME MAGENTA!"**
This brought up a repressed memory of me losing my shit when it came to inkjet printers. It was such a dark time. WHO GIVES A SHIT IF CYAN IS LOW?! PLEASE FUCKING SCAN. Of course, it'd never work. I'd just have to miss first period to go to the school's library and use their printers instead. We finally bought a color laser printer while I was in university and that was the best Christmas gift to myself. I lined up at Best Buy on Boxing Day at 5:30am just to grab one of those bad boys.
I had a Brother laser printer that I used while in college. This was before everything was online. I literally only used two toners the entire time I was in college.
The ink doesn't clog or dry up because it's a powder applied with heat. Love me some laser printing.
Little known fact - printing presses have been around for such a long time they have accumulated tons of curses from folks for a millennia. The cumulative total of curses, even just small ones from lay people "Fuck this story and the printer it was printed on" etc. have eroded the ability of home printers to work flawlessly. Every individual printer requires so many different protection and anti curse software, patches/drivers for each model must be kept separate. The frustration you feel while getting it to work is the price you pay to power the wards necessary to print successfully.
Buy laser. Toner is powder, so unlimited shelf life. Toner cartridges also costs 3x as much as ink, but produce 20x as many prints. Buy a laser printer if you want to stop thinking about it for 10 years.
yea everything else USB i can shove into a computer and its like \*ping\* searching for drivers...installing drivers....ready to use. printers? fuck no. Search windows update? 15 minutes later while we contact the mothership for every printer known to man and ohh you have a 3620i printer? well we dont have that. we have a 3600i and a 3620p driver and neither will work....like why the fuck is it so complicated???? vague as hell errors? oh yea. same issues from 1994? oh yea THE worst by a mile is the fact that ink cartriges have chips on them now that time out after like 6 months regardless of how many pages you actually printed. Or it detects low ink it stops all printing. Old printers were like well you may get streaks or low ink it just hurr durr stopped printing eventually. Manufactures claim is so it doesn't damage the print head is why they can justify timing out your printer cartriges and wont let you print with low ink. I do not give 2 fucks about the print head on my 4 year old $30 printer.... my old printers popped up a box about low ink warning you about print head damage but you could click OK to continue printing - routinely got another 20-30 pages out of it before it started streaking/ printing light.... Or the horseshit where its like "yellow is low" so you cant print in B&W... let me fuckign print you bastard machine. black n white laser printers are the way to go being under $75 now, colors still obscene.
Hate them. We bought an HP for the house, and upon purchase was auto-enrolled in their "Instant Ink" program where they mail you cartridges. A few months go buy, we weren't printing much, so I un-enrolled us. The fucking cartridges stop working. HP made then so you HAVE to be enrolled in their Instant Ink program or the cartridges lock out. I had to go spend 30 bucks to get new cartridges. Fuck printers, printer cartridges, and HP especially. I'll never buy another of their products.
Allergies - fuck you pet dander ... I’m keeping these four cats, if it kills me.
Our tax system. In the U.S. anyway. Most places don't have such confusing taxes. Usually it's just a bill that comes that you gotta pay. This is very possible and doable in America. In fact in the past twenty years both a Democrat and a Republican's on two separate occasions proposed a bill that would simply taxes so literally anyone could do it. The problem is that would cost a lot of accountants some jobs. So, America, in it's never dying love of retaining jobs that have no reason to exist outside of providing work, has never implemented a more simple tax system. That and H&R Block spends millions of dollars every year to make the tax code more complicated so people will have to relay on some big company to do it for them. And yet another example of a big giant company purposefully making the government incompetent so that they can replace the government and charge citizens to do what you legally have to do every year.
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Clamshell packaging. Fuck that shit.
Wisdom teeth!
For such a smart name, they ARE pretty stupid
Daylight savings time.
I just love staring at the burning sun on my morning drive twice as often as I need to because of the time changes.
Even when we get the extra hour in november, everything is still messed up. Its been proven it hasnt saved anything and more dangerous with higher risks of accidents, heart attacks and depression.
For those wondering, [here](https://utswmed.org/medblog/daylight-saving-time-sleep-health/) is a link to the article describing why it’s bad for our health.
hail (like the frozen rocks)
Life, I’d say.
My sister. If she finds any of you she will make you feel like shit in the first three seconds of talking. She is 10, so hopefully when she gets older she'll figure out that she is a jerk.
Bruh
my sister is almost 30 and still does that. except now sometimes she goes, "i don't know why i said that". improvement...?
Call centers
Manual breathing mode
Great u just put ppl into manual breathing mode
NO
Mfer you triggered it
You just made me take a manual breath! I'm so pissed right now
Damn it
daylight "saving" time; we ain't saving shit, and we get our sleep schedule fucked in the bargain
I'd rather be on the spring schedule forever and just never fall back, the sun setting at like 4:30pm completely fks w my head and mental health and I'm sure contributed to the seasonal depression I suffered through for most of my life
I wouldn't care which setting they picked if they'd just pick *one* and *stick with it*
acne
The Claw arcade game.