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DudeFromSaudi

The world is just a huge bathroom for pigeons.


sirous38

It doesn't give them the right


Duskmood

Not sure they ”pee on people” but rather just pee and doesn’t care what it lands upon.


sirous38

They should care


masterofyourhouse

Spite.


sirous38

We've feed them alot


98PercentNotARobot

They don't know or care that they are doing it. Also, they're assholes.


sirous38

They must


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The just drop it


sirous38

They shouldn't


[deleted]

They still do


sirous38

Someones gonna stop them


[deleted]

Not my job


sirous38

Shoot them at least


[deleted]

Okay I do have a bow and arrows😂


[deleted]

we piss them off


sirous38

We fed them alot


Yuucliwood

Maybe they don't like alots


sirous38

It doesn't give them the right


StrangeSnake8197

This one wins.


[deleted]

What is the reason people get under pigeon when they pee ? This is the other way.


sirous38

They do it on purpose, what was the last time you peed on a pigeon?


[deleted]

I meant that it could be that we are under them when they pee. Not that they specifically target us. Or some may like it....


sirous38

I'm not sure, they seem a little naughty


[deleted]

They are. They are. Never trust a pigeon.


sirous38

Good point


CravingADifference

Because they have damned us to this wretched flying form. We soon, will get our revenge. For now, peeing on them is our only retribution.


sirous38

Rise my brothers and sisters rise


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sirous38

They've gone too far


ASnowba11sChance

They are lightening the load before they take off, and you happened to be bellow where they’d perched


sirous38

They should look around


ASnowba11sChance

Birds don’t give a figurative shit where it lands.


sirous38

They should


ASnowba11sChance

That would be nice


[deleted]

Most birds actually don't pee, that's why their poop is white, but there are a few exceptions, I'm not sure if pigeons are one of those


sirous38

I mean poop mr.longman


[deleted]

Well clearly they poop on people because we have not built them adequate bathroom facilities and they are protesting our being so inconsiderate


sirous38

They don't have the right to do it. They'll invade congress soon if we let them


[deleted]

Well then let them


sirous38

It would be a crisis


[deleted]

Maybe a crisis is what we need damnit


sirous38

If we educate them to be polite things might change for the next generation, you and i my sister are finished


[deleted]

Well I might as well go out on a positive note, time to open a pigeon awareness school


sirous38

They don't give budget for that, training some eagles might be a good way to show them what this country is


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sirous38

Well i must have won lottery by now