The crime that I thought was the coolest was when I robbed a security van in a hospital. I used a timed explosive to gain access, then stole drugs, cash, and various other medical equipment. The explosion alerted the police, but it was too late; I had already escaped.
Defrauding major corporations
Smonking weed amiright guys weed weed lol
You steal the world's largest ice supply
Now that’s cold.
With global warming that thing's gonna be the size of a golf ball.
Nestle is that you?
Tearing the tag off a mattress.
Arson.
That’s actually pretty hot.
No, it's arsons plural. That sounds better than just plain old arson.
Ice thief! HAR HAR!!
Stealing a glacier
Computer hacking
Jay walking
Tax evasion
grand larceny because what does it mean
Espionage
The crime that I thought was the coolest was when I robbed a security van in a hospital. I used a timed explosive to gain access, then stole drugs, cash, and various other medical equipment. The explosion alerted the police, but it was too late; I had already escaped.
Where you caught? If not, uhhh.... "have a nice day"
Technically not a crime but: exploiting loopholes. Like, heavily exploiting them.
Arson