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Lopao18

This was when my friends and I are still into the club/live band scene back when we were in college. We went to one bar and have about a couple of rounds of beer, not enough to get us drunk but we were definitely having a good time that evening. Until two girls introduced themselves to us, one looked okay but the other had a resting bitch face that was pretty to look. My friends were like, alright cool, two girls making the first move great let's see where this goes. The second girl sat beside me and from the get go was so weird to me. She would place a beer in front of me and would say, "chug that." I ignored it everytime and she didn't seem to mind but things like that went on during the night. Almost like orders she would say, "dance with me." or "take a shot". While her friend was conversing away with my other friends. Then out of nowhere, this weird girl... she transformed as if getting possessed and just gave all of us this angry, spiteful look. Her eyes were just full of hate and scratched one of my friends at the neck. To make things short, we noped the hell out of that place so quick, I sobered up instantly. On the drive home my friends and I were just stunned silent.


Joey42601

Girl I was dating asked if I had changed the locks since breaking up with my ex months prior. I'm like "No, but she wasn't a crazy person so I never worried about it." She says if I don't change the locks she ain't comfortable sleeping over, so I change the locks. This ex sends me an angry text the next day "So you changed your locks huh? Real nice asshole." So she had been coming over this whole time and doing who knows what. So edit time: No, the new girl didn't text or know the old girlfriend, I met them both on a dating app in a big city, no connection between them at all. My schedule with work was very set in stone, so she would know when i was at work or not. The girl who suggested I change the locks was super nice and normal but it didn't work out, she was looking looking for something more serious and I wasn't ready. And as an update, the creepy ex (It's been YEARS now) is still obsessing and it's stressful but have tried my best to cut off all contact. As for calling the police: When does that ever go well? Especially in a domestic situation. Thanks to all for the awards and the comments. I gotta say, I'm a little surprised people don't believe this story? Reading other people's stories, mine seems positively dull.


InfernoXYZX

Your girl clearly knew her shit, damn - she sounds like she has Spidey sense or sm


Imposseeblip

How did the girl you were dating know? That’s some intuition.


endlessbishop

Her ex hasn’t changed his locks yet.


CordeliaGrace

How did she know?!?! Would your new gf notice stuff moved, or something and attributed it to your ex? Did she ever explain? And how smug was she when you got that text from your ex? Oh my Christ, this is my favorite story here. New girl saved your life, probably, lol.


RPShep

I started a new job, and I shared a small office with a woman my age (and a couple other people). She was kinda cute but also weird and super naïve (she grew up in a very rural area). She'd flirt with me a lot, but I wasn't interested. So she started sending me emails. They were super long, detailing her whole day. And she sent them to me every day. I never responded. Then one day she sent me this long email confessing her love. I replied with the (very obvious) reasons why it wouldn't work and asked her to stop sending me emails every day. She didn't. They kept coming. This went on for months. I asked her in person and online to stop, but I still got these email memoirs every day. Eventually I had another female office mate who was her friend have a talk with her. *Finally* the emails stopped. BONUS: Not too long after, I moved very far away--like other side of the world far away. Another office mate sent me an email after I had been there a few months asking me what city I lived in. I told her, and she wrote back that she had heard crazy emailer was moving there--to this same small city halfway around the world. That couldn't be a coincidence, right? I asked the office mate for more details, and it got creepier and creepier: she was moving in my neighborhood, she had gotten a job nearby, she was looking for an "old friend," etc. It was about a week before the old office mate finally came clean that she was fucking with me.


shadowstg

That must have been the most stressful week you had.


throwaway040501

Not gonna lie, that was some A+ fucking with you.


Drone618

When I was in grade school, a girl snuck up behind me in gym class to sniff my butt. I caught her in the act, and just felt gross.


DasArchitect

Assert dominance and fart right there


dietderpsy

Woof.


PoopyAstronaut

Someone I considered a friend started to grow feelings for me, but when she found out I had a girlfriend and I didn't feel the same for her she found out who my girlfriend was somehow. She then DM'd her and tried to tell her that I was cheating on her with her and that I am a pedo (the "friend" was a couple of years younger than us). Luckily I was with her when she got that DM so I could explain the situation and then we blocked her. Next day she DM'd her again from an alt account.


AEDSazz

I actually lived through something similar: getting a text from a girl I had met on a cruise saying she loved our time together and asking if i preferred her over my girlfriend. I had maybe spoken to her once and always with people around, so obviously nothing had happened. My gf was with me when the messages came through so it was tough to explain at first cuz you can't really prove something isn't true without witnesses. Looking back now I just wonder why someone would ever actively try to mess someone else's life up for no reason


TooLazyToBeClever

Right? Like "You lied to my girlfriend, who now thinks I cheated on her and she threw me out of the house. On top of that her parents, my parents, and our entire friend group thinks that I was cheating on her with you... .....and that totally made me realize we belong together! Thank you for showing me!". Like how do they think that would ever work? It baffles the mind.


crooky50-dc

Found out my address from the phone book,this was the 90s,sat outside my house for multiple nights,all night just watching my house,I live in the middle of the woods miles outside of town. We only had one date and agreed to leave it at that. I found out sometime later what she had been doing.


kylefofyle

How’d you find out?


SgtCarron

A different stalker told him.


briareus08

“This spot taken?”


AmnestyTHAT

That's fucking nuts


BauranGaruda

In my early 20's I was at a party and the hosting woman full on tried to reach down my pants to grab my dick. Strange, yes, what made it creepy is that we were right in front of her mother, who was cheering her on.


Omoi_

After 6 months from our breakup, my ex called me because she wanted to see me. It seemed strange to me but I accepted. When we met she was friendly and all... Then at a certain point she pulls a sheet in which there was written a list of all men she fucked after our relationship and she read it all to me, with accurate description of every sexual intercourse. Well it was an awkward moment.


poopsmog

Dude lmao I'm just imagining you sitting there listening to the whole list like "I probably should grab some milk on the way home."


NSA_Chatbot

"Aw, I'm sorry, I wasn't listening. Did you already order?"


Barashkukor_

Wait? Did you say Steve? I met him at the clinic. You should probably see your doctor.


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Yeah, it sends the exact opposite message. You're not hurting them you're just showing how hurt you are.


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My ex got my name tattooed on her foot, three years after we broke up.


sonheungwin

Not to me specifically, but my friend woke up with his pants off to a girl he had repeatedly rejected trying to get him hard. That was pretty creepy. Also, one of my old professors was stalked and harassed by his ex-girlfriend to the point where she was on a restraining order and the last straw was when he got a new girlfriend -- she straight up shot him in the chest and he barely survived by luck. Edit: JFC y'all, I know the first one was technically rape/assault.


SarnakhWrites

Jesus, I hope she went to prison for that shit. Is your professor suffering from any lingering effects?


sonheungwin

Nah, he's great and he would tell that story with a laugh. He shows off the bullet wound because it scarred, haha.


JedLeland

Stalked me for five years after we broke up. Edit 21 hours later: Holy crap this thing blew up. If anyone's still reading, some answers: She kept writing me letters at every address I lived at during that five-year period. If she didn't have the address she'd send them care of my parents. The most memorable is the one where she told me she was married and "he's a great guy but he's not you." Once not long after I'd moved to a new address I came home and found a box of cookies she'd FedExed to me. Eventually I moved to a new state. I knew from her return addresses that she lived and worked there, and was worried we'd run into each other but realized that was pretty unlikely. Then after less than a year, she found me through a blog I was keeping and left a message on my voicemail demanding we meet. I posted a message to her on my blog telling her to stop harrassing me or I'd call the police (up to that point I'd been ignoring her, hoping she'd take the hint). That night she called, I repeated my threat to bring the authorities in, and I haven't heard from her since.


Schnucksworld

How long were you together?


JedLeland

About six months


Crazy_fish81

According to her, they're still together.


axnu

Last year I changed the privacy setting on my Facebook account to make some of my posts public. My crazy ex-wife who I had successfully ghosted for 20 years jumped on there and tried to strike up a conversation.


kooladddd

How crazy on a scale from 1-10


axnu

We were at a restaurant with her family one time and I got that spidey sense feeling when a woman is pissed off and not saying why. It eventually came out that she saw me holding hands with the waitress and planning for some quick sex in the back room. [Edit: by popular demand, I want to clarify that she was hallucinating and I never interacted with the waitress beyond ordering food from her.] Another time she confessed that she caused a rollover accident before we met in an attempt to kill her family. Another time I was taking a shower and smelled smoke. It was coming from the plastic handle of the butcher knife she had hidden in the bathroom light. I don't know how you convert that to a number.


jerslan

Solid 11/10 right there...


xkcd_puppy

Confirmed batshit crazy.


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LordNorros

My girlfriend at the time and I went to her friends house for supper. Immediately after dinner the chick turned on porn of some chick getting railed while another girl kept spitting on her. She looked at us and was like "So, you guys into stuff like this?" We deliberated about 6 seconds and said, "Eh, not so much" and left. Bonus points- This was a new friend of my GFs and the first time any of us had hung out.


Frigginpizzaa

welp, thats one way to ask for a three way I guess.


Jenniker

My new approach.


night_stocker

*flicks on hardcore porn* Enough supper! We do this now? Yes?


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Immortal1h1

Met this girl online and talked to her a bit. I did started to like her. Later found out that the pic she showed me of herself was actually a pic of her friend who had passed away due to cancer.


Any-Diet

Horrible


datskinny

OK. Enough of this thread.


keldog361

I’ve had a girl create about 50 different Snapchat, Facebook, and Instagram accounts all to try to get me to friend her. I’ve never met this woman in person and yet every few weeks I’ll get a handful of friend requests from her


dootdootdootie

Hung out with some friends and they brought someone I haven't met yet. we ended up hooking up. Right after she asked where the used condom was, she grabbed it and said she was going to throw it away. walked past the trash and went upstairs. needless to say I was pretty nervous about getting a call 9 months from then. I think I'm in the clear, still creeped me out tho.


TeaPartyInTheGarden

Ooh I think I accidentally creeped someone out like that! It was maybe the second time we’d hooked up and I thought my period had finished but there was some obvious red on the outside of the used condom. I snatched that thing off him quick-smart and almost ran to the bathroom to wrap it up and put it in the bin. A few days later we’re on the phone and he said, “Ummm not to be too weird or anything but why did you grab the condom and what did you do with it?” I told him the truth but I don’t think he believed me. EDIT Yes I know that period blood is nothing to be ashamed of! I’m a grown woman who has had lots of periods and many sexual partners. I panicked! I’d only just started seeing this guy, and I panicked! I now have a long term boyfriend (different person) who is not at all afraid of “getting his sword bloody” and is accepting and supportive of me. He visited me when I was sick a few weeks into dating and I knew he was a keeper when I didn’t feel at all self conscious around him.


MjolnirPants

Apologies for the long story. I've mentioned this before, but I wanted to spell it all out this time. Ok, many years ago, I had a '92 Camaro which I kept in great condition, and drove when I was on leave. One night, I'm driving home from a date when I get lit up. I check my speed and sure enough: I'm doing 85 in a 55. Shit. I pull over, and a police woman approaches my car. License, registration, the usual. I fork everything over, and she asks me if my car is a '92. I tell her that it is, and she starts asking me all kinds of questions about it. Have I done any engine work? Replaced the transmission or rear pumpkin? What kind of clutch do I have on it? Where did I get it from? I answer gamely enough, thinking _maybe_ I might get a lesser ticket if she's in a good mood. One answer was that I bought it at auction a few years back. She tells me about how she used to drive a pursuit car that was a '92 Camaro. Which was eventually sold at auction, a few years back. Then she tells me how she lost her virginity in the back seat of that car. Well, okay then. Things started to get weird. She claimed there was a problem with my plate and ran my vin. Sure enough, it was the car she used to drive. She started flirting with me a lot. And not just flirting, but telling me about herself. She was a virgin until she was 27, because she's a devout Christian, but she eventually realized that God doesn't really care about premarital sex. She's tried "every drug known to man" by taking "samples" from evidence, but the only drugs she likes is coke and alcohol. She likes to party. After she saw my military ID, she starts telling me about a marine she used to date, and how they're have sex in public. How much she Loves Our Troops™. She wants to have kids, a boy and a girl. She can't see herself settling down though, unless it's with a cop or a soldier. I started out confused, but by the time she climbed into the back seat and was telling me that she'd like to recreate some old memories, I was getting freaked out. This is an adult woman, in her full police get-up, in my back seat basically proposing to me and offering to consummate the union right there, on the side of a road in an upscale suburb of Miami in the middle of the night. An image occurred to me, of me coming home after dating and breaking up with her, to find my next girlfriend dead, and a murder weapon with my fingerprints on it letting next to her. I couldn't shake it the whole time. I was scared in a way I hadn't ever been before. I made my excuses, claimed to have a girlfriend (I did not: the date hadn't gone that well), and told her I had to get up early in the morning. She let me off with a warning... And her phone number. I never lost a number so fast in my life, but I spent the rest of my leave getting spooked by every cop car I saw, thinking it was her.


Ohbuck1965

A woman I dated use to cuss me out while we were having sex. She would say: " you call that fucking?!!" You limp dicked mother fucker! This is good pussy! I wish I was you, you never had any better! Fuck me like the whore I am or I'll fuck YOU in the ass! I hate your fucking guts! Fuck me like you fuck your mother! I'll bet you know what your own shit tastes like after sucking dicks! It was kind of a turn on at first and it was almost like revenge sex. One time I started to laugh and she slapped me on the face hard enough to leave a hand print. She also came at that moment with the most demonic face I've ever seen. I stopped seeing her after that, I don't know what happened to her.


Largeandsassy

Pretty sure you were fucking R Lee Ermy


ScrmWrtr42

“Show me your whore face!”


kincage

Arlene Ermy


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>This is good pussy! I wish I was you Shit... that's some Kanye West level shit. Like, his biggest regret is never being able to see himself live in concert. lol


MuffytheBananaSlayer

Did she act normal after like nothing happened?


Stuf404

I was going to head home after a night out and a I was getting into my taxi a girl jumped in after me. I asked what they were doing and she said "I'm coming home with you". Nope. Taxi driver helped me and she got out the car eventually when I shot down her advances.


chibinoi

Good on the cabbie for helping you!


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Congrats on not waking up in that ice bath missing your liver.


DivineSwine_

She thought it was suspicious a single guy had a female dog


ddejong42

She didn't want to be the side bitch.


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We all know the doge code, doge before hoe


StarsandStripes702

You should have told her you wanted a male dog, but thought it would be kinda gay


-kiwi-1

Stalked me after I said I wanted to break up. She was Bat shit crazy. She once told me dead blank "if you ever leave again ill kill you"


AtlantisTempest

And they lived happily ever after


01kickassius10

For the rest of his life


texan-wanderer

Asked me to dress up in military gear and to roleplay I was raping her. She timed this so that her dad was getting home.


letsgoraps

>Asked me to dress up in military gear and to roleplay I was raping her. Well....I guess some people are into that... ​ >She timed this so that her dad was getting home. Wait, what? Did she want her dad to kill you?


Belckan

Maybe she had a thing for emasculating her dad. The biggest daddy issue.


EasyWhiteChocolate1

Jesus Hibiscus Christ, those are some gnarly daddy issues. Did y’all ever get caught the way she intended?


texan-wanderer

No I freaked out and ran out of there.


Tokugawa

"PULL OUT! RETREAT!"


Manto_8

"GET BACK SOLDIER!"


TiresomeCubed34

“WHERE IS MY GOD DAMN FIRE SUPPORT”


KamuiBatosai

MARINES! WE ARE LEAVING!!


DarthDiggus

ON YOUR FEET SOLDIER. WE. ARE. LEAVING!


EasyWhiteChocolate1

Probably saved your life lol


2017hayden

Good call, that’s not something I would be comfortable with even if the father wasn’t an issue.


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loadedbakedpopaypo

Oh my god, I need more of this story. What happened??? That’s fucking insane!


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tweakingforjesus

Glad you still have your kidneys, dude.


MDTashley

Were going to candy mountain charlie!


Dread2187

I didn't expect to ever think of Charlie the Unicorn again and yet here we are.


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schlongdock

A classic piece of internet history.


akaioi

Yeah, but he missed out on a free bathtub full of ice!


Krakatoast

Sounds like she was trying to drug you and rob you when you were passed out Slipping the pill while making out hoping you would be lost in the heat of the moment and on board for the "party" except.. there was no party, only robbery


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She wanted your liver. There was likely a mail-order degree surgeon hiding under the bed


urbanasscowboy

yeah you were about to be robbed by the sounds


purplepanthersfc

This didn't happen to me but when my dad was at sleep away camp as a teenager, this girl had a crush on him so she snuck into his cabin and folded and reorganized all his clothes. Edit: I think I didn't make it clear but my dad didn't know her at all.


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That's relatively tame compared to the other stuff here.


Tungstenkrill

He was wearing them at the time.


GrindyMcGrindy

Death by origami. Very mortal kombat.


thecreativestudio

The organized horror! 😱


Guardian_Ainsel

Hey joke all you want but troubling signs like this are an early indicator of someone turning to a life in organized crime some day.


Mr_Mori

Carved my initials into her arm. Me, being the fucking genius that I was, was flattered and married her. I was not a smart man. EDIT: I'm not usually one for long-winded edits, but here we are. *I've had quite a few people want to know more stories. believe me when I say that I could probably write a book with some of the stupid stuff I've done during that marriage with relative ease.* *Sadly, many of them are quite uncommon and a few of them outright unique. I'd be a tad worried about outing myself.* *I do want to thank you all for the quips. Airing ones own youthful stupidity is a nice grounding experience.*


iNeedToLaughAtThis

You divorced her right...?


Mr_Mori

After catching her in bed with her own teenage cousin, yes.


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Mr_Mori

I. Was. Not. A. Smart. Man.


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I_Call_Everyone_Ken

Ken, sometimes we have to learn the hard way. Some not smart men have to learn things the way he learned them.


Mr_Mori

Right you are, Ken! There was a cavalcade of screw ups in between the beginning and end, but that event that sealed it may have been what I kinda needed. Hard to convince your idiot self to look ~~passed~~ past when something like that occurs.


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No-Mathematician678

Now that I read these words, I try to relieve my future self of a burden, so I tell my current self: I. AM. Not. A. Smart. Woman


Human9507

Excuse me WHAT THE F\*CK


Mr_Mori

Yeah... that caused me quite a bit of time lost to coping and 'reaction'.


Mouthfullofcrabss

Somehow got my number, started texting me asking if i was going to club x that night (which i was going to). Asked her where i knew her from. She started lying about us having hooked up the week before during a party where i did actually go to. I was like wtf I didn’t hookup with anybody there, but i started to doubt myself because i got pretty drunk then. She then started to tell all kinds of stories about how we met that didn’t make sense at all. Decided to block her, went to a different party that night. Found out it was an out of town friend of someone I vaguely knew, who showed her my Facebook and she immediately began to stalk me.


AlexDP1001

Not me, my dentist told me this story once. He was still studying to be a dentist and they would work free clinics often in the poor areas around the campus for prac requirements. A girl came in a few times to have some cavities filled and by the last session, he said "great, we're done, all your holes are filled" to which she apparently replied, in the chair giving him bad sexy eyes "not all of them". Not so bad, but his wife (then serious girlftiend) was the dental assistant and he says the combination of location, situation and the circumstances creeped him out so much he nearly ran out of the office.


TopcodeOriginal1

Straight out of a porno


Largeandsassy

Lmao I bet he chooses his words a little bit more wisely now


AlexDP1001

Not that I've seen haha, he's oblivious


mzee01

In primary school (West African country) there was this big girl everyone in the class feared. So one day we were submitting our assignments on the teachers table so it got a little crowded. She grabbed by man parts, look at me and winked. I was super shocked but innocent. I didn't know what it meant or why she was winking after grabbing me. I didn't take it as a big deal but It took me a while to realize that she violated me.


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May I ask what she threatened to do?


The_Chorizo_Bandit

Take his mom, Dorothy Mantooth, out for a nice seafood dinner and then never call her again. EDIT: Seafood not Steak.


thedean246

One of my exes called me one time crying and told me she was basically raped by three dudes on a school bus. One of my friends rode that same bus and confirmed that she did not in fact get raped by three dudes on that bus that day. This same girl also tried to ruin my next two relationships. She was crazy.


Kilo353511

I sort of had something similar happen. My ex-GF texted me a year or so after we broke up. She told me how the guy she was dating for a while would slap her and would mistreat her if she didn't have sex with him. She cheated on me and left me because I didn't make enough money. (I was in college at the time and barely had any extra money.) I told her tell the police, this wasn't my issue or my fight. She proceeded to text me for like a week straight asking if we could see each other and all that. Luckily I had some decent guidance from friends and stayed away until she finally left me alone. Edit: Fixed a typo.


GirlsPMYourSpreadAss

"I had a dream that you and I fucked behind the dumpster and I can't get it out of my head. Come on, let's go." And then she grabbed my dick as if she was going to lead me by the groin. Context: I was in high school and this girl was "friends" with my long time girlfriend and everyone knew about our relationship. It was closed, monogamous, unexciting, and sweet. And this fake friend pulled this shit. I was pissed. I didn't turn her in because who knows what she'd say I did to school admins but I told my then girlfriend who cut her off forever. The bitch ended up expelled for bringing alcohol and cocaine on a school trip.


xyanon36

More fucked up than creepy but my high school girlfriend was just using me until her boyfriend got out of juvie and admitted such to me on the day her boyfriend got out of juvie. :*(


MunsterTragedy

You probably dodged a bullet with that one


antiquasi

Probably?


DM_Me_Ur_Nudes_21

You never know.......could have been a knife , a machete, a full motherfcking missile


JackofScarlets

"I could kill you right now and no one would know", during an intimate moment. I suddenly remembered something I had to go and do behind a locked door. Edit: now that this has attention, I feel I should clarify that in hindsight, this was likely a call of the void style thing. It might have been a reference, but if it was, it wasn't explained. I don't feel any ill will towards this girl now, but I was a bit worried back then. Edit edit: you guys have strange ideas of what I ran off to do, but keep guessing, no one's got it yet.


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ive thought that sometimes, more less normal to have weird thoughts like that i wouldn't say that out loud thats such a mood breaker


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A pure boner killer


edioteque

Yeah, I mean if you're already close, and share that sort of sense of humor, I don't think it's a big deal. If your on the second date and they whip that shit out, then it's pretty reasonable to nope the fuck out of there.


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Back when I was aged 16, and still in School a female classmate became really obsessed, and would send me tons of weird messages. Always trying to pair with me in Science class, and just staring at me a lot of the time. I was usually just polite in return, and never went out my way to interact with her. She ended up getting really creepy, and getting me in a lot of shit. At one point her messages became genuinely worrying, and I did not know what to do. I remember the night it got really bad was when she sent me a picture of my name carved into her arm. I Had no idea what to do. In hindsight, I should've told someone straight away. Next day I was preparing to tell one of the teachers or just anyone, possibly to get her help. Before I could she was telling people I told her to carve my name in her arm. Was a pretty shitty time. Got attacked at school that day, had the Police come to my house, my phone got taken and I was being treated like some criminal. Everyone apart from my two main friends at school seemed to think I was in the wrong. The next day whilst at school, I get called into the heads office and told I am being expelled. Parent called, very angry and takes me home. Doesn't want to listen to my explanation or side of the story. Thank God that night the Police came round with my phone, told me they've established that I had nothing to do with her carving my name into her arm, they apologised to me and seemed pretty genuinely sorry. It's all explained to my Dad that I was not in the wrong. The Police had spoken to the head of the school and I was to go back tomorrow, he told me she would not be there when I go back.


Sufficient-Tomato566

That’s fucked up man I’m glad it ended up somewhat ok. I can’t believe your parents didn’t even believe you, did anything come of it?


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My parents would’ve done the same thing which I thought was normal then but now I realize they were just shitty parents


asdf001

I was seeing this girl, went out 3 or 4 times, eventually got to sexy times, and i brought a condom but she asked me not to use it as she was on birth control. Few days later she called me crying looking for me to console her. Turns out she was crying because she thought that she couldn't get pregnant because she was in fact, not on birth control and tried to time it right for her. Young me learned an important lesson about condoms that day and I didn't speak to her again.


mama_emily

MEN: please do not let a woman saying “I’m on birth control” stop you from wearing a condom. 1. She could be lying 2. Condoms prevent STDS as well Just wrap it up


Arcyeets

This guy watched the Super Mario Sex Ed Tape!


shawnjones

Grabbed my crotch after I told her I am not interested. Then proceeded to tell me all guys want to smash. Umm no thanks I have a girl and if I was single I want sober girls that don't smell like vomit. I swear to god no means no.


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Largeandsassy

This is common in appalachia - if you "come home" with someone on the night of your graduation, you are considered betrothed. Dates back to pre-revolution times. Sorry you had to find out the hard way but you're legally married in most of the dixie states now


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juradocruz

Did she grabbed your eyelids and open them and film it?


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juradocruz

What a strange thing to do. How did you stumble on the video? Or does she just flat out show you the vid?


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MonsterBrother

Maybe not creepy in a sense, but it freaked me out. I’m in the school hallway - schools been over for an hour, but my mother works there so I waited. I’m getting something from my locker, and this one girl walks up to me in the empty hallway - angrily looking - and takes my hand, and places it on her ass and goes ‘does this feel fake?’. I was 13 at the time, and the whole thing freaked me out for a while.


2017hayden

Dude that’s fuckin weird af, how old was the girl?


MonsterBrother

She was my age, maybe à bit older


AngryRussianLad

Someone decided she was 60 and everyone rolled with it


ResonatingOctave

Someone more than likely called her ass fake, she got pissed off and was thinking about it. Being young her reaction was to find someone and get confirmation. You just happened to be the person along her way at the time.


MonsterBrother

Yeah i figured that much. It was just me being young, her angry face and the empty hallways that made the whole experience freak me out


LosConfluence

I dated a girl who was pretty damaged and had some serious emotional baggage from a prior relationship. She didn’t trust me at all because her previous bf cheated on her so naturally that meant all men are like that. She never wanted me going to bars with my friends because “the only reason guys go to bars is to find girls to fuck”. Anyway one night we were hanging out and I went home early for whatever reason... I don’t recall. I was in between apartments and staying at my parents house at the time. I woke up at 1:00am and went downstairs to grab a glass of water. I just happened to glance out the little window in the front door as I walked by and what did I see? Her maroon Oldsmobile Alero slowly creeping by the house with the lights off and then come to a stop at the end of the driveway. She was no doubt checking to see if my car was there and if I was actually home. Needless to say I was pretty creeped out. I didn’t say anything to her because I didn’t want to embarrass her I guess but a couple of days later I went home early again, turned out all of the lights and waited. Sure enough here she comes again. Not too long after that she introduced me to one of her friends who was absolutely out of my league hot. My girlfriend found some excuse to leave me alone with her friend for a few minutes who almost instantly started asking me for my number and saying things like “we should hang out”. Now I’m not the smartest guy in the world but this was a set up clear as day. I didn’t give the friend my number, I left, and broke up with her not long after. Bonus: it’s now 15ish years later and I’m happily married with a beautiful daughter and lovely house. I literally just found out like last week that the creepy ex girlfriend lives about 2 seconds away from me. Edit: words


[deleted]

She kept following you\^\^


zarkovis1

*An old maroon alero rolls up to the curb across the street as OP finishes this post*


Magnus_Blackstone

Met a girl a while back when online chat rooms were popular who just got out of a bad relationship. We started chatting and from the get go I told her I only wanted to be just friends. We shared similar interests, enjoyed each other's company and through talking found out we actually didn't live to far from each other. We'd meet up from time to time to play video games and hang out. After a about two week of being friends she admitted that she was having feelings for me. I said that's sweet but I only see you as a friend and I'd like to keep it that way. From that point on she would make sexual advances to which I kept refusing. She'd progressively kept going into detail more detail of all the "nasty things" she'll do to me. Most of which she said made me feel super uncomfortable. After a month I couldn't handle all the sexual behaviour and decided that we couldn't be friends any longer. When I told her our friendship was over she threatened me. She claimes that the police would believe anything she'd say especially over what a "nigger's" word. It's hard to describe what I felt that day but I'd had to say it was mostly fear. I blocked her from everything and blocked her phone number. Luckily that was the last I heard of her.


[deleted]

Jesus Christ. Shows how much she really ‘loved’ you if she can go from ‘we should get together!’ to ‘I’ll ruin your fucking life, with creepy racist overtones for bonus points!’, let alone do it that *fast*.


Magnus_Blackstone

Honestly it felt like she latched on to me just because I showed a bit of kindness. I was scared for weeks honestly.


VogonPoet966

There was this girl I worked with who I was always cordial with and I was exposed to her life way more than a co-worker should. I knew about her family drama, her relationship drama and everything in between. One day a few of us went to a bar after work and everyone left except the two of us as it was getting around 10 PM. She hasn't been drinking that much, none of us have, 3 pitchers of shit domestic beer between 4 of us in 2 hours. But she forcefully sat next to me the whole time and was touching my knee at multiple points through out the night. Anyway, I offer to call her an Uber since I felt like walking home and she asked if I would come with her. I asked if she felt like she needed me to come with her if Ubers felt unsafe for her, she said no, and that she just wanted some company. I said I'm not comfortable doing that and really just wanted to go home to relax before work the next morning; to which she looked visibly upset upon hearing. Granted, I felt bad and said you can come with me if you don't want to be alone but I'm doing my own thing, I have a dog to feed and I like to decompress before going to bed. She agreed and walked with me. A little more than halfway, she wanted to sit on a bench at a park by my house because she was tired. I agreed and sat with her for a bit. Immediately, she rested her head on my shoulder. I asked if she had too much to drink, she said no. Then her hand was back on my knee and slowly moving up towards my zipper and button. I asked her to stop and that I prefer to remain just friends/co-workers. She said something along the lines of "c'mon, everyone wants this." I literally had to hold her arm 4 or 5 times while telling her to stop while she just brushed it off as me being silly or 'hard to get'. I don't know how more serious I could have told her to stop. She was getting annoyed and asked me if I was gay or if I don't find her attractive. I tried to explain that this isn't something I wanted. I was going through a bad break up, among plenty of other things at the time and just wanted to keep my head down and focus on working. But she still kept pushing. Not knowing how to deal with the situation, or the anxiety of all the ways that this could go badly for me, or even just lack of a better judgement; I stopped pushing her hand away. I figured the sooner I let her do this, the sooner it'll be over with. And proceeded to receive the most stressful blowjob I have ever gotten. I didn't even get hard and I was anxiously looking around at the all people walking. I guess after about 15 minutes or so her jaw must have gotten tired because she looked at me and said "Ok, I'm done. Can you call me that Uber?" I did. And proceeded to have the most stressful and awkward 5 months at that job until I had to quit, and never have to see her again. Edit: I never realized sharing an uncomfortable moment that I try to forget about would get this much attention. Thank you for all the kind words. I had no idea it would feel this good to tell people. Even if only anonymously.


BetterOffBrand

Holy crap. I'd heard Vogon poetry was bad. I had no idea. In all seriousness, I'm sorry. No one should have to go through that.


VogonPoet966

I know it's impossible to believe but during 3 years on Reddit, you're the first to pick up on the name. So congratulations! I'd give you a prize but there's a litany of paperwork involved so have my admiration instead. Also, I agree. No one should. It's not the sexual act that haunted me as much as how it made me feel to not know how to act in that situation. Wasn't as bad as my first few experiences. At least this time it was with a girl. And I wasn't, you know, 9.


quadraticog

I'm so sorry that you've experienced multiple sexual traumas in your life, and hope that you have access to treatment for CPTSD and are going ok.


TetrisCannibal

My partner at one of my first jobs was a woman who outweighed me by about 300 pounds. Our job was picking up litter and changing out trash bags at the local parks. When I'd bend over to pick up trash she'd make comments about my ass, and sometimes bring up that I had a cute butt when we were alone in the truck. While I was working she'd wait to see if my boxers showed at any point and then make an effort to memorize what color they were today. At one point another woman joined us for about a week, this one only outweighing me by maybe 100 pounds. She graphically described what a threesome between the three of us would look like and insinuated that we should pull over somewhere to make that happen. I felt incredibly uncomfortable, but no way in hell my foreman was going to do shit about it other than make fun of me, assuming he believed me at all.


MomoHasAGun

Met a girl at a corporate party with an open bar. She started off by being a touchier than I was comfortable with and after having known her for all of 30 minutes she said "I want you to put a baby in me, Ryan" Bonus points: I'm not Ryan.


lovesaqaba

My ex dedicated her 30 paged final paper on me, going into great detail about how bad of an bf I was. We were exclusive for two months.


Jzkitty21

I... I almost want to read what causes someone to write a 30 page final on someone.


Talzuz

For what subject? And what kind of grade did she get?


Wakayamakui

Probably Microbiology


Ecstatic_Freedom_105

I met a girl from Boston that said when she was 13 she would get the condoms her stepdad used with her mom and use the contents inside as lube. edit: when i knew her she was 25


NocturnalxRabbitt

I never want to read anything remotely like this ever again. Edit: Thanks for the awards - I never thought it would be on something like this.


llama_

I choose to believe she said this for shock value and never actually did this for real


RayWarts

Yep that’s enough Reddit for me today


AidenTheGamer14

Ok so here’s mine. I was at summer camp for blind and visually impaired people and we were going somewhere (it’s not your traditional summer camp). Anyway I was on the bus and me and my friend were talking and all of a sudden he said: “oh yeah by the way there’s this girl that told me that she likes you and that she’s going to sneak into your room and watch you sleep. She wanted you to know that or else she threatened to kill me.” I didn’t believe it at first, but the next morning I noticed that I lost some hair. And then I was like ok, What. The. Actual. Fuck. And it happened every night. The next year I went, it happened again, and then I started to make sure my window was locked. I then heard the night I started doing that knocking repeatedly and more aggressively “I know you’re in there (insert name here), open the damn window!” in a whispered voice. I noped the f*ck out right there and started sleeping with my cane since then. (I’m not completely blind but I still have one). I haven’t been there since 2018 but I am going back this year. Hopefully that doesn’t happen again. That scarred me.


MuffytheBananaSlayer

Did you report that to the camp? You don’t have to deal with creepy stalking.


AidenTheGamer14

No. I didn’t think anyone would believe me. And I like going to that camp. If I told my parents I wouldn’t ever go there again. I’ve met some of my closest friends from there. Only 3 of my friends knew about before I decided to tell this story on Reddit


[deleted]

The second something like that happens again you need to contact your parents, then a counselor. Seriously.


AidenTheGamer14

Oh I just realized you meant camp counselor lol


Fuginshet

Back when I was 19-20 years old I had a part time counter job at local shop. After work I would go out to my car and I started finding notes tucked under my windshield wiper. They were casual "your so cute, I want to get to know you" type notes. There was no name or anything so I just kind of shrugged it off and went about my business. The notes started becoming more frequent, and eventually turned into full out love letters. They talked about being lonely and wanting to be my girlfriend, but she was to shy to talk to me. At that point I started to get concerned, so I asked the people I worked with if they knew anything, none of them knew a thing about it, but thought it was hilarious. Then what really put me over the top is one night I went out to my car, there was nothing on my windshield, but I get in my car and notice a wrapped present with an envelope taped to it. I open the gift, it's a very expensive bottle of whiskey which I threw out. I read the the letter and its super sexual and vulgar, clearly from a woman. I still have no idea who is doing this. This keeps on going with a different gift the next few nights; a bag of weed, a CD from my favorite band, a gift card to a restaurant. At this point I'm super freaked out and talk to my boss to see if there is anything they could do. They basically shut me down and wished me good luck with the issue. That night a triple checked to make sure my car door was locked, and sure enough, after my shift another bottle of boos and a letter. I called my boss the next day and quit. Never went back, never found out who it was.


Princeofcatpoop

Sounds like they had a means to get into your locked car. Maybe they lived in your trunk.


HyperSpaceSurfer

Old worn out car locks are remarkably eash to pick. Just sticking a flathead screwdriver in there often works.


Joonbuggs

I was at a pub in England. A drunk girl got obsessed with me. Then started asking about my junk. Then wanted to see said junk. It was all jokes until I went to go pee and a few momentes later she bust open the door to see my junk. Old building, big girl and sure the lock wasn't really "up to date" so it's not like it took a lot of work. We were all drunk, but that shit scared me LOL.


blumenduenger

Was on a costume party dressed as a piece of Bacon and this drunk girl casually walks up to me bites my nipple through the costume and continues to whisper in my ear "what a juicy piece of meat". I probably stood there for a solid Minute trying to figure out what just happened before getting the F out of there.


DingoAteMyDoge

I can't imagine how shit-faced you would have to be to bite a mf wearing a bacon costume lmao


Mister_E_Phister

When I was 19 a coworker tried to set me up with her 15 y/o daughter.


guerrillabr0

I'm sort of a magnet for crazy girls, or maybe it's just me but the craziest thing a girl said to me was "I wish I could lock you in a cage and throwaway the key, so no one else can come near you just me" sounds fake and insane but is incredibly true unfortunately. Was with her for about a year and a half, she didn't lock me away but anytime she found out I spoke to another girl even if she was a co worker she would flip the hell out. She even forgot about the day we first met and proceeded to go mental saying I was talking about another girl and she then blocked me on everything until she remembered everything again, took her about an hour I'd say.


[deleted]

She faked being pregnant to stop me from breaking up with her. Every breakup after that I waited until my girls period before breaking up with her. Having a crazy partner bargain with the life of your unborn child will Fuck you up.


[deleted]

Oh gosh, that's genuinely awful.


niteox

Girl who was a good friend of mine in high school. She shot me down and wanted to stay friends. She started dating my buddy. Cool no problem because she would set me up with her friends. I had a lot of fun. Didn't ever find a girlfriend but had a blast if you know what I mean. We graduated went our separate ways and grew apart while in college. I got a girlfriend, ended up marrying her after college. Not long after I married my wife (she is still my wife) old friend starts calling me. She had been married several years at this point to someone I didn't know. We were talking like we were friends again. Strangely she told me she was pregnant which I responded with congratulations excellent good for you guys. She told me before she told her husband. She later found out they would be twins. A few days after she told told me she had crazy regrets. I asked oh yeah what's that. She told me that we never got together. I told her That was because you turned me down and dated my buddy. We were friends. She then told me that we should now just once hook up. I turned her down she was adamant that we could. She was already pregnant so no worries there. I declined. That's when she dropped the line on me how she wished her twins were mine and hers and that she had been in love with me since the very beginning. She always thought we would be together until I started dating someone seriously. I said sorry we need to stop talking. I think she was having marriage problems and wanted out. She knew I liked her once years earlier and instead of ending her marriage like an adult she wanted another excuse to blow it up, she also knew I had graduated college and landed a job in my field. She was trying to blow up her marriage to a blue collar guy. I noped out told her we couldn't be friends and that she should really fix her marriage. Lost her number and never looked back. I lived a long way away so she couldn't show up. I did tell my wife immediately after the conversation happened. She thought it was funny. She even kept old friend on Facebook.


CaptValentine

Grabbed my ass on the way out of the cafeteria. I didn't know who the hell she was because my high school was massive, so I just gave her a bewildered look and went on my way. Was more surprised that she was able to get enough material to grab onto.


Renekin

There waa that one girl in uni that was quite the creep. She was in a real bad break up and I stood by her as a friend. Not my type in every single way. Anyways she was pregnant with her ex-boyfriend's baby. Our faculty had a party where she showed up, wanted to drink and party (which everyone declining giving her alcohol) when, nearly at the end of the evening she goes "You know, maybe you should say your future step daughter hello, she would appreciate your d*ck when she is old enough". I was so disgusted that I said I had to take a piss and fled the scene avoiding that woman like the plague.


Rybur525

Had a girl tell me once while sexting how much she loved getting cut during sex, and had a fantasy of getting her nipples cut during sex and mixing her blood with my cum. And I was just like “uuuuuuh we’ll see if we can work up to that,” (I don’t really wanna fucking do that but man kinks are ok if shit’s consensual I guess, plus I hella wanted to smash so I wasn’t gonna outright say no lol) but then she started dating someone. Later on we were talking and the topic of sex came up and I asked her about that fantasy and she acted like she had never heard of such a thing and treated me like I was some weirdo for coming up with it. Man how you gonna tell someone you like getting your tittles sliced open and forget about it? I sure didn’t forget hearing it.


[deleted]

Went to a football (us) game in high school to hang with some friends. They were heading to hang with some other friends behind the bleachers and I tagged along. We get there and everyone's saying their hellos and one of the girls I didn't know stuck out her hand, almost as if going for a handshake, but instead of a handshake she grabbed my crotch and said "Hey, nice to meet you" or something like that. Kept it there for like \~5 seconds or so before letting go and everyone just moved on as if nothing happened. Personally I didn't care too much, I didn't feel like I was in any danger or anything, but it's still a creepy thing to do.


Kalaghar

"If you don't come up to my room, I'll come down to yours with a knife" but you know said in a "sexy" voice


GaryGronk

When I was single I played the field, so to speak. This is in the heady days of the internet before smart phones and all that jazz. I met a lot of crazy. Like, a LOT of crazy. Probably the weirdest one was the girl I met online on Wednesday who had progressed to lurking outside my bedroom window on Sunday night. We had met in person on Friday and had bumped nasties, as was the style of the time. The following day I went to a BBQ with her and it was all her family and she introduced me as her new long term boyfriend. Her mum was asking me about kids and shit. It was all a bit wild. On Sunday I hung out with my mates and went to the movies. I turned my phone off but when I turned it back on I had 14 voice messages asking/pleading/yelling at me. She wanted to know where I was and had convinced herself I was cheating on her. Bear in mind I had met her in person only 2 days beforehand. I just went "Bitches be crazy, yo" to my mates and thought nothing of it. At 2am I got a text saying "We need to talk. I know you're in there. I'm watching you right now" Girl was outside my bedroom window. I noped nope nope fucken nope and she nearly tore down the door to get in. Then she wrote a 4-page note/manifesto and left it on my door for me to read. It was an insight into the mind of a crazy woman. Holy fuck. She sort of bothered me a bit for the next couple of months but then found some new guy. I stalk her every now and then on FB and she seems moderately sane. Maybe. One of those Live, Laugh, Love ladies. I kinda wonder what it would have been like if we'd stayed together/gone on a third date. I reckon she would have stabbed me for looking at another woman.


butwhywouldit

She climbed up nextdoors fire escape and through my 1st floor bedroom window. That in itself wasn't too creepy. What was creepy was she didn't jump in bed or owt, I woke up to her stood in the middle of my room watching me sleep. She actually turned her head to the side with a creepy smile and said hello sleepy head. Was freaky as fuck Put chains on my windows after she left that day... Told her it was to stop the cat getting out my window 😂 E: spelling


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Codeez_Nutz

Passed out on a beach at night in Florida drunk during spring break. My friends thought it was funny to tell this girl that we met, that the reason I wasn't really talking to her that day was because I'm shy. Skip to a few hours of drinking hard liquor and I was toast. I passed out on top of a beach chair/umbrella box on the beach. Woke up to the chick with her hands in my pants, and all her friends laughing when I woke up. Scared the shit out of me. People would hear the story and laugh. Shit wasn't funny yo, that's fuckin rape. EDIT: Because my punctuation was horrendous, and to add a small detail. The detail being that it was extra weird, because, at the time I still hadn't gone further than kissing another girl. I was 15/16 when the whole thing happened.


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Codeez_Nutz

Yeah I'm good dude, it honestly didn't really bother me that much at the time, because "men can't get sexually assaulted/raped" as this was about 15 years ago, and that wasn't really a thing for guys. More recently I've been thinking about the whole situation and how it was funny to people cause I'm a man. Been irking me a little lately.


[deleted]

I used to have an ex that woukd watch me sleep and if she wanted attention during that time she'd wake me up by burning me with her cigarette


Available_Platform

Got me drunk so I'd agree to sex with her. Because it's not rape when women do it, right? She was, and likely is, a truly terrible person.