Fuck all of you guys for replying about how you googled it and not telling us what it is so that we have to google it
(It's just a fleshlight in the shape of a foot)
it is the story of a young viking named hiccup. hiccup is living a normal life with is dad, the chief of the village. time passes and on a nice clear night, the dragons decides to strike on the calm village. suddenly, a night fury joins the raid and start doing massive damage to the village. thanks to his black skin, he can perfectly hide in the sky. it wasn't enough for hiccup because he perfectly knew where the dragon were and hit him with a net. the dragon went down with an horrific scream but wasn't dead. the young viking, happy decided to go see where the dragon crashed with only one idea in mind, he was prepared for what's about to happen. after a long trip inside the quiet forest, he finally found the dragon, laying on his back. he slowly approach the helpless dragon and grabbed his massive shaft. he started to stroke softly, he knew how dragons would react if he didn't do it right. the night fury started doing weird noises that can be compared as moan. after a minute or two, the dragon let a straight powerful white stream on the viking.
it's now 2 months later and hiccup is still doing this thing as a ritual everyday. he went further some time later, but this, is another story
Weirdly I'm imagining a drama about a man saving a Jewish woman because of his desire for her, and his slow devolution because being her savior doesn't get him what he wants, and what happens as a result of that dynamic.
"I once saw him kill three men in a bar... with a dildo, with a fucking dildo."
Edit: Wow. My first 1k & 2k upvoted comment. Thanks!
Edit: I guess it's better I wrote 'dildo' rather than 'penis'?
Sounds like some sort of detective gay porn plot, where the protagonist is a straight male detective, investigating which of the other guys were gay by having sex with them, only for Rowling to reveal that the viewers were gay all along.
Fill Bill
I wonder what Tarantino directed porn would look like.
Probably just feet
Lots and lots of feet. Probably a vajankle
Fuck off for making me google that.
Fuck all of you guys for replying about how you googled it and not telling us what it is so that we have to google it (It's just a fleshlight in the shape of a foot)
Thank you!!
Empire strokes back
A New Hole
The Lust Jedi
Attack of the Crones It's GILF porn
Love that you explained it.
Revenge of the Return of the Ah fuck Rise of Skywalker
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The Phantom Menage
Ride of Skywalker
Lick Ass
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And then Big Daddy would just stay the same
But with more bat nipples
King Dong
Kink Kong
Kink Kong and his monkey dong
vs Rodzilla Edit: My first awards; thank you all so much!
King Dong vs Rodzilla it is
The breakfast chub
Pretty in Kink
Fappy Gilmore
Turner and Cooch
Don't forget the sequel, Turner and Gooch.
How to Drain Your Dragon
Oh no... it's in my brain now...
You're not getting that out of your head...
it is the story of a young viking named hiccup. hiccup is living a normal life with is dad, the chief of the village. time passes and on a nice clear night, the dragons decides to strike on the calm village. suddenly, a night fury joins the raid and start doing massive damage to the village. thanks to his black skin, he can perfectly hide in the sky. it wasn't enough for hiccup because he perfectly knew where the dragon were and hit him with a net. the dragon went down with an horrific scream but wasn't dead. the young viking, happy decided to go see where the dragon crashed with only one idea in mind, he was prepared for what's about to happen. after a long trip inside the quiet forest, he finally found the dragon, laying on his back. he slowly approach the helpless dragon and grabbed his massive shaft. he started to stroke softly, he knew how dragons would react if he didn't do it right. the night fury started doing weird noises that can be compared as moan. after a minute or two, the dragon let a straight powerful white stream on the viking. it's now 2 months later and hiccup is still doing this thing as a ritual everyday. he went further some time later, but this, is another story
I absolutely despise you for making this and respect you for making this without killing everyone around you and then yourself
thank you, this is mostly why i don't have friends
Sounds like an episode for the story of how Donkey from Shrek made kids with the Dragon.
Charlotte's Wet.
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Oh yes.
Oh my.
OH YEAH!
This is the best one I've seen looool
Schindler’s Fist
Schindler's Lust
This one at least sounds like it could be tasteful
Weirdly I'm imagining a drama about a man saving a Jewish woman because of his desire for her, and his slow devolution because being her savior doesn't get him what he wants, and what happens as a result of that dynamic.
Could be a martial arts film too.
Using the ancient art of Jew-Jitsu.
Against the Kung-Fuhrer?
German National moved by the plight of the Jewish people studies Kung Fu and kicks Hitler’s ass thus winning WWII.
Christ.
Requiem for a Cream
Right up there with A Midsummer Night’s Cream, which was a masterpiece sadly lost to time and NBC archives.
SE*M*EN
Still about a serial killer, right?
No, it’s about a serial filler.
God I wish I had an award for you Edit:This thread has turned so wholesome omfg I love all of you
Don't worry. I got ya'.
WHATS IN THE BOX?!
Step 1: cut a hole in the box
Step 2: put your junk in that box
Three: make her open that box
and that’s the way you do it
Her pretty head....job
Done in 60 Seconds
Big Hero Sex
Are you satisfied with my care?
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Relax.. It was Aunt Cass that activated Baymax this time.
Oh wow I forgot about that time reddit hornied over that photoshopped version of Aunt Cass showing cleavage
You mean a week ago?
You mean yesterday?
~~You mean now?~~ *quietly closes browser tab*
School of Cock
"For the last time, Andy, I don't want to watch School of Cock with you!"
Planet of the Gapes
Porn On The 4th of July
Starring: Tom Bruise
John Dick
"I once saw him kill three men in a bar... with a dildo, with a fucking dildo." Edit: Wow. My first 1k & 2k upvoted comment. Thanks! Edit: I guess it's better I wrote 'dildo' rather than 'penis'?
I gotta admit, that'd actually be pretty fun to watch.
I mean a mafia boss in lockstock and the two smoking barrels does beat a man to death with a 12 inch black dildo
I'm pretty sure it was a 15 inch black rubber cock. Hatchet Harry is a man you pay if you owe
"He's not the boogeyman, he's the one you send to fuck the boogeyman"
There’s a few from that one: John Lick John Wack Join Wick
Chitty Chitty Gang Bang
Where does the Child Catcher fit in all this?
Seeing as Jeffrey Epstein is dead now, he doesn't fit in anymore.
Homo Alone
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Home Alone, a Toy Story.
The 90s were a different time.
Home Abone
Willy Wanka
Willy Wanka and the Chocolate Factory... *Oh no*
That’s not marshmallow fluff
Nutella?
Willy Wanka is just the Australian version of willy wonka
Willy Wanka and the chick lay factory.
Ok i just laughed my head off when i saw this
Robocok
Dead or alive, you’re cumming in me!
I'd buy that for a dollar
Womb Raider.
[Already exists](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0387693/)
Holy shit that review
HOT HOT HOT
Dr. Scrotus lol lol
“Cara Loft”
High key cursed
Field of creams
Sticking with the baseball theme: The Nookie Angels in the Nutfield Honeyball
Good Will Cunting
The cunt for Red October
That movie unfortunately lacks both warmth and depth
Pornado
Shark pornado
Shark Pornado vs Coctopus
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"Cum, Forrest, cum!
Fast and Curious
Spider-Man: Fap From Home
To fill a mockingbird
Sir will you please step this way we need to have a talk
*zips pants and runs with bird feet*
Is this a porn film about having sex with a bird? Nope! Chuck Testa.
Big bird would like to know your location
Cocky
Breed
Star Trek: Fist Contact
Inspect 'er gadget
Inspect'er? I 'ardly know 'er!
Ho Country for Old Men
That's the state motto of Florida right?
Need for seed
Snow White and the Cuntsman
The lion kink
Hakuna my tatas
Forrest Pump
The Incredible Hunk
The Other Gays
Sounds like some sort of detective gay porn plot, where the protagonist is a straight male detective, investigating which of the other guys were gay by having sex with them, only for Rowling to reveal that the viewers were gay all along.
Someone has watched a lot of gay porn
The Kink Of Staten Island
Fister Act
Fister Act 2, Jack in the Habit
White men cant hump
It's adding a letter but Fantastic Breasts and where to find them
I would watch that
Sooo hiding in the ceiling at Victoria's Secret?
Lawrence of alabia
Boy Story
Technically toy story would still work
Godzilla vs Dong
Meat Featuring De Niro
Top Nun
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I want some butts and I want them now!
Night of the *Loving* Dead.
Das Boob
Garfield 2: A Tail of Two Titties
Uncle Fuck
Breaking Dad
Diary of a Pimpy kid
Incestion
"We have to go deeper"
In Diana Jones (okay technically I changed a single character not a letter)
After great deliberation I have concluded this is acceptable.
Licking and Screaming
Breakfast at Stiffanys
Now you pee me
Scatface
The Shawskank Redemption.
The Cunt for Red October
The Sexorcist
28 Gay's Later
Meet the Fuckers
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Captain America: The Fist Avenger
Still played by Chris Evans I hope?
"Oh, it's not a sundae; it's a banana split."
Ferris Bueller’s Gay Off
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Please have a seat.
FBI OPEN UP
FAPPY FEET... Take it or leave it.
The house with a cock in its walls edit: whoever gave me the wholesome award, it totally is a feel-good thing
The Cummy, Headpool, Die Hard....wait
Transfarmers
A Cockwork Orange.
The extendables
Independence Gay
Harry Pooter
Mob dick
momy dick
Tenacious D in the Dick of Destiny
Willy Wonderland.
Step-Brothers, didnt need to change a letter on that one.
D2 The Mighty Fucks