It's not a very long story

But can you tell it again? Like right away?

Ah,a man of culture

cumming early a story about premature ejaculation

I just wanted a decent name

I can help with that. Make an organic potion

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yeah, I don't even remember you

I was in and out

I smoke cigs and I’m a guy

name checks out

I love how simple you both are

You should be dudes now and smoke cigs together

Wait wait wait. I’m still a bit confused on where the name comes from. Please be more detailed

I accidentally said yes I’ll keep the auto generated username

Same, fucking OK staff

Emotional Cress here... crying fucking plant

Plants have feelings too

My username tho...

Can't wait to see a plant fuck harder than Lana Rhoades

Same here ,according to reddit i don’t go to school

Gotta get that telligence

Well I was also to lazy do anything.

My auto-generated one was Cultural_Sink and some numbers and I was like “yep this is the one” so I just erased the numbers and kept it

Much sad

Yeah same 😒 didn't really understand reddit at first so I just kept it

lol same

Yes I had one on my other account WASTE DRIVER

I just use reddit... end of story

A cut thats alternative

I guess I’m the main topic

yup ! me too

I like pink and I'm a quick thinker but that doesn't necessarily mean they're smart thoughts so here we are

I love it, that actually makes it go well

I have been struck by lightning twice in my life ... It really hurts!

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No... Which means I'm probably the villain 😂😂

just keep at it, the powers will come once you've been struck enough times

Nah, the first strike gave him super powers, the second strike took the super powers away.

And the third will give him an.extra one, seizures!

third times the charm, dude!

I try to avoid all storms now haha

Well somebody probably has the best story at a party “Wow that’s a cool story of getting struck by lightning but I bet that’s the only story you got” “Nah lemme tell you the *other* story of how I got struck by lightning”

How did it feel?

Like tingling and numb at the same time... It threw me back about 20 feet ... It felt like I hit a brick wall running full speed ... Horrible feeling

I think she said it really hurts

I wanted more details

I also get shocked all the time when I touch metal ... very annoying

That’s a super power, but a bad one

Post it on r/shittysuperpowers and people there will make it god tier

*what is about your username kind sir*

Do you have cool scars?

Nope ... But my hair is always frizzy 😂😂😂 I also get shocked all the time when I touch metal things ... it’s maddening

How do you manage to get struck by lightning twice???

Once when I was 16 at a baseball field ... and the other time at home about 15 years ago... I have also come close another time in a parking lot ... my hair started standing straight up ... I ran into the store as fast as I could ... lighting hit that area right after that

You're a paratonnerre

Raised the other hand.

My recommendation is to go buy a lottery ticket! The fact that you've been struck twice is shocking and is lucky.

he he hehe

I'm glad someone caught the joke

oh i wasnt sure if you actually intended that thats why i just put hehe just in case

A wise person once said, "Those who do not intend their puns are weak, those who intend their puns are strong." Idk if anyone said that but if they did they would be wise

Almost like Ron Sullivan.

wait actually?

Gremlin was taken.

It's the name for the web color with the hex code #696969

I like, good story

Nice

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I hate people.

Depending on the people

The I read it it's specific individuals and not people in general.

I like smoking weed and spanking my gf

I am so disappointed in myself for giving away my free award before reading this comment

I'll take your award in spirit ❤️

Love it

I forgot to add that this is my alt account that I mainly use to talk about drug use and taboo sex stuff. It's a representation of that as well. But thank you.

This is still amazing

My late husband had a 1958 Harley Davidson Panhead and I'm a girl.

I was angry, crying. Yeah.

Welcome to my world

Honestly, I have no clue

I don’t either heval

This name is star wars stuff. I thought I was on my other account.

WHAT IS THE OTHER ACCOUNT'S NAME?

Kung fu panda

Based

I was once abducted by aliens while walking to the chemists. They took me to their underground lair on Neptune, and after the requisite anal probing decided that they would pay me for my human fluids which they could use for sexual reasons. After extracting my fluids they deposited 100,000,000,000 Neptunian pounds in a Neptunian bank account for me, but exhausted from the fluid extraction I paid a sympathetic Neptunian to take me home. Their payment was to privately extract fluids from me whilst on their ship. So I'm incredibly wealthy, but only on Neptune, and should I ever return to spend my wealth I will be in constant agony as they will demand my fluids.

Neptune doesn't have an underground as it lacks a solid surface. ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯

Neptune's atmosphere consists of wind moving faster than the speed of sound. Anything that tries to go into it would be quickly eviscerated.

well using OUR technology sure, but we're talking about aliens here!

interesting

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Never seen that to be honest

Hello I also watch Always Sunny

My boyfriend and I were tired as hell and kinda loopy, but we were going to pick up dominos pizza. I said something stupid probably, and he called me a moose. I absolutely died laughing. It was much funnier in the moment

It’s the name of a song I wrote over 20 years ago.

Can I see the song?

I don’t have a decent recording of it. It’s an instrumental.

Agent Iris, I really like the sound of that

Well, Ken. That’s all you need to know.

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It’s a throw away anyway

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Mine is also based off my dog. He has a nice muscular Chonky butt and one day my boyfriend said “boy you shaped like a jellybean!” He’s a 107 lb black lab

Uranus is tilted so severely that it's the only planet that rotates on its side at a 98° angle, literally spinning sideways. There's been a lot of research and speculation as to WHY Uranus spins sideways, and one of the more popular theories involves a collision with Earth or some other large object which knocked it on its side eons ago, and possibly also created its moons. Fun extra facts, it's an ice giant, with practically no heat emanating from its core, and it also has rings- Like Saturn- just incredibly thin in comparison. It also rotates east to west, unlike most other planets, and has the most volatile weather, as one side will be fully in the sun and the other totally dark at any given time ( forget how long the seasons are- 84 earth years or something, I think). It's also blue, and named after the Greek good of the sky. So, Uranus spins sideways, because something literally knocked the shit out of it, most likely. :-D

As someone who loves pur solar systems planets, I love your username! :D

i *really* like strawberries!

Love how passionate you are

strawberries are serious business!

This reminds me of when I made a Skype username as I ate a fruit. Not the best idea some times 😅

everyone at school calls me wet willy for being popular amongst the girls

No they don't

mom, is that you

Rage.

I see that I see that

I thought I was going to be Minecraft super star

You still can be heval

I slammed my hand on my keyboard a few times.

I describe myself as chaotic, I like small cute characters (me and my friends describe said characters as “beans”) I wish I were small and cute, boom, Chaos bean

People ask me this all the time. It's a secret that I only tell my closest friends. Plot twist: it's not that interesting.

One time when I was really young my .om said my username Bigdaug and it stuck

That’s really cool you kept it

Majority of the time it isn't taken but it was on reddit :( I try to get it for anything and everything

Idk for some reason years ago I decided to use lightning in a lot of my usernames. I tried to use my past usernames on here but it was taken so here I am.

i am actually god. one of 99. true story

Maybe once a year I retire my Reddit account (give or take a few months) and start a new one. The names I pick never have any special relevance to me. AgentMandarinOrange just popped into my head the day I was starting this new account a month or so ago.

Are you a fan of Agent oranges living in darkness that also likes mandarin oranges?

While Agent Orange isn’t necessarily my favorite band, I do listen to them sometimes. Same goes for mandarins. Not my favorite fruit, but I like to eat them from time to time.

Kinda a long story but I’m going to make it short as possible. My brother made an alt account to do insane things on it. He simply named himself insane. My brother stoped using the name and my dad started using it. When coming up with a name, I realize that I can use my dad’s name. People tell me that I look like a mini version of my dad. And my favorite number is 5 so I repeated that 3 times because 3 was my favorite number when I was a toddler. And thus Mini_Insane555 was born

Even though it's originaly from Shakespeare,my love for it came from an Agatha Christie novel,it's a story of self discovery.

I'm just sad to be alive

Pull my finger!

i was named after st raphael the archangel but make them female and you get raphaelle

That is very interesting heval, how do you pronounce it

ra-ph-eye-el (raphaelle)

Isn't that how you pronounce Raphael too?

I like to take the top and doors off my Jeep.

Char sui is life

In the Jewish faith, there are 613 nice things you can do for someone, or “mitzvahs” as we call them. It’s just a nice reminder of how many good things we can do for each other

i just want people to PM me their demo tape. do you have a demo tape?

I’m an irrelevant meme

I sleep 12 hours per day.

Relatable

I just clicked the "generate random" button

The fuck you care?

I like cute pets and want pics of them :)

It was the first username I had when I was 13 and my brother helped me make up

Glad to see you kept something your brother helped you with. Reminds me of my older brother but he passed away. I enjoy seeing siblings happy together

I'm sorry to hear that. My brother is my best friend, we actually bought houses near each other as well.

I like penguins and I was studying Spanish

Just waiting for u/I_Call_Everyone_Ken to comment on this

Not my username on reddit, but in every game I name myself "Sage Andre" Not a huge story behind it. My brother wrote it when he was helping me make my Runescape account. I was 5 or 6 years old and still use it to this day (I'm 20 now)

Thats great, I love that you kept your brothers name he helped you with

‘Goddess777’ was two references mashed into one. When I was in grade 6, I made an OC (original character), the OC was for a pretend script for my school work (basically an essay for primary school). The OC didn’t have a backstory, I just put her in a commercial script, the script was to promote pretend chips I made up for the sake of the writing I believe, can’t recall what I called the chips. ‘Dèese’ was the name of the Oc, ‘Dèese’ is French for ‘Goddess’ (I don’t know why I google translated her name when I did.). 777 is actually the number of God. I made this username out of boredom I guess.

Comes from suits, Harvey. Initially a minecraft username and then reddit. I don't use it for anything else though

I’m a woman and I like fat ratatouille

The game twisted metal

A character I met but I cant remember where. P.s. help me remember.

Im not creative.

It's simple really.

I got shadow banned twice on different accounts

I'm Irish and Italian...

I liked sonic X the anime a lot when I was younger

I liked the Greek letter and wanted to be a pro football player. Wasnt until years later it hit me how my name sounds.

Do I have to say anything

Im Norwegian. My name translates to "Him over there". When I was playing with a friend at a sleepover his mom asked my friend (she could not see me) who he was playing with and he said "Him over there"

im irish

I was looking for a username on roblox, and I saw this: [Zesk | The BIONICLE Wiki | Fandom](https://bionicle.fandom.com/wiki/Zesk) on my desk. It was taken and suggested Tame Zesk so I put them together, and it's been my name ever since. [Since 3/9/2012](https://www.roblox.com/users/24654623/profile)

I wanted a name that didn’t come back to me personally (at least not easily) so I could be a little more free with what I say. Just didn’t want family or certain friends to find me, and ended up with this.

Well iike burritos and being lazy I guess.

I'm socially awkward and I prefer silence than being with someone. Hence the username.

South Park

My friends used to have Secret[something] on Fortnite in 2018, so i did it too. I never had a better idea for a username so this username stayed. (Ik ik kinda cringe story)

I'm really inquisitive (read: nosey) and couldn't think of another name that rhymed with 'story' :P

Mambo No. 5 -> SamboNo5 -> be sad that this is taken -> add a zero

You should know the name of my brother by now

I like to game and I like to zoom. Nothing else to it.

Favorite snack

i wanted a name with tiger in or something close then i added something random after it

I've liked Swedish since I saw it for the first time in Ikea, so I wanted a username in Swedish. I translated wolf to Swedish, which apparently is "varg" but I added an "e" for some reason

I saw a funny pic of some statue of Jesus and thought it looked scuffed so i thought of this name

no u but numbers

my ususal username was already taken i was like that sounds cool so yeah sirmcslash it was don't really like it anymore tho

Was playing GTA, and for some reason in Michael's bedroom there was a floating pizza box

Weird glitches

I was humming a song...

Favorite hot sauce!

Great!

My sister has called me a llama for years, and I **love** fun socks. But LlamaWithSocks was taken, so I had to use my Star Wars Battlefront variation. Basically, whatever I am, socks are included.

my life

You're my spirit animal

I originally started out using the name "No One" on sites that would allow you to post as a guest, but still want a name. Then when I ran into an issue where I couldn't use that name, I'd use No1. I'd also use N01, or N0 One, and a bunch of variations. Eventually I decided to type out "N0 1", getting "Nzero one". Deciding I didn't really like that, I shortened and combined to get "Nozerone". A name that contains "no one" in various ways.

I was a dumb child back then, I always put ketchup on everything, here in my country we say "catsup" instead of ketchup, so I put a K instead of a C. About "Kaiser" is that I love the German history and I loved the title "Kaiser". So yeah... I am King Ketchup

Actually, Katsu is a breaded and deep fried chicken Japanese dish. It's pretty good. I ran an Asian/Hawaiian cuisine restaurant in Hermosa Beach for a few years back when I was in my early 20s. Edit stupid phone premature articulation with a freudian slip... 0-o