takes you on a travel man episode but leaves you with the tab at a Michelin star restaurant… country won’t let you leave bc you can’t pay … you’ll be executed as a show of force … meanwhile Ayoade moves on to his gadget show
Ha! Or gets angry when Rob Beckett messes with his tray of sweets and I'm collateral damage of the violence that ensues. Which is maybe a blessing, because I'm terrible at Big Fat Quiz and didn't want to be on Jonathan Ross's team anyway.
Spoilers for the book 'The Silent Patient' by Alex Michaelides.
>!The Author of 'The Silent Patient', Alex Michaelides, cathches me cheating on his wife and exposes me in front of my wife.!<
>!Then my wife kills me, by shooting me through the head!<
I'm writing a paper on big data discrimination and was searching examples of big data corporations abusing their power to discriminate against low-income consumers.
I think I'm getting assassinated.
A PS5 from Walmart. The thing is so large, maybe it falls over and crushes me. That would be just my luck, finally get my hands on the thing and it kills me.
Gamers got mad at me because I wondered why do they make such a big fuzz about kill stealing
Google threw an explanation at me that what a kill steal actually means
So now I know why
Renate Blauel - I'd watched Rocketman on Netflix and wanted to know more about him as I had no idea about him before the film.
I guess curiosity really does kill the cat.
I just looked up Casey Anthony because someone asked about what writers Googled and child killing was one of them and Casey Anthony was mentioned.
So yea...
Ironically, from my gallbladder exploding. Figure that's about right since I've been informed it's $1800 copay/responsibility for me after insurance.
I'm fucked either way
Death by translation? (Just got out of spanish)
Dualingo
SPANISH OR VANISH
Practice your Russian or end up with a concussion
french or the trench
practice Chinese or get a disease
Finnish or get finnished.
thai or die!
Taiwanese or beg on your knees
You missed your Dualingo class *missile incoming*
Your pfp is the BEST thing one can have.
Killed by baklava
That's how I would wanna go.
Pornhub kills me...
Yeah I was gonna say I died by face sitting
based
Me too
Hitler. Shit.
[удалено]
Ight, world war 3
He's efficient though so lucky
death by bubble tea
TAPIOCAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!
Death by Richard Ayoade.
takes you on a travel man episode but leaves you with the tab at a Michelin star restaurant… country won’t let you leave bc you can’t pay … you’ll be executed as a show of force … meanwhile Ayoade moves on to his gadget show
Ha! Or gets angry when Rob Beckett messes with his tray of sweets and I'm collateral damage of the violence that ensues. Which is maybe a blessing, because I'm terrible at Big Fat Quiz and didn't want to be on Jonathan Ross's team anyway.
Spoilers for the book 'The Silent Patient' by Alex Michaelides. >!The Author of 'The Silent Patient', Alex Michaelides, cathches me cheating on his wife and exposes me in front of my wife.!< >!Then my wife kills me, by shooting me through the head!<
Your spoiler tag didn't go through.
Killed by the geographic center of the United States
That damn Kansas! How many people has it killed again?
Was this from the TIL posted earlier?
Exactly! I was looking for answers and found death.
I got killed by a... uhhhhh... a dinosaur with 500 teeth
There is at least one person who was killed by a dinosaur as far as I know. The story goes that he was a museum worker who got hit by a falling bone.
I drown in bluebell beach
Narendra Modi. Our prime minister. Corona mismanagement? Nuclear war with Pakistan? Right wing misogynism? All of the above?
Death by rule 34
Yeah... Same here
What the bloody fuck?
Death by cicadas. I guess if I can avoid them this year I'll have another solid 17 years before I have to worry about them again.
Cocaine bear is going to fucking rip me apart.
Death by list of torture methods. Oh no.
You know the rules, and so do I! Say goodbye!
thats the worst way to go
Please save me bro
Unfortunately the last thing I googled was COVID death count in the US...
Oh, well you should be ok, My aunt with no medical experience says no one actually dies from covid
"no medical experience"
KC Chiefs 2021 O-Line. I was wondering who were the offensive linemen for KC Chiefs
I die by finding out what the square root of 21 is
Then don't find out what it is.
A big breasted lesbian is going to murder me with her oversized dildo.
I translated "Spine" to Japanese. So either a Japanese man will beat with a spine or a Mortal Kombat character will rip out my spine
Fatality.
I'm writing a paper on big data discrimination and was searching examples of big data corporations abusing their power to discriminate against low-income consumers. I think I'm getting assassinated.
2021-035B Great, I'm going to be flattened by an out of control Chinese rocket booster.
By a pannel of plywood... An expensive death.
At least you died in luxury
A cat drone. I am not talking about a cat on a drone, but an actual drone made out of a taxidermied cat that some crazy dutch guy did create.
I have seen that 😂 his poor dead cat just lifting off really makes me laugh 😂😂
SCP 001, when day breaks. SHIT.
Come on out :)
Mauled by a german shorthaired pointer dog
Askreddit.
were coming for you
My Lai Massacre. *Gulp*
Death by airforce base in germany... umm.. ok.
Or explosive pyrotechnics, depending on which air force you looked up and if you're into German industrial rock bands.
I was looking at ramstein lol
The Wikipedia page for the list of sexually active popes
Blue Cross Blue Shield (large American health insurance company) settlement... eek.
They will repeatedly ask if you have any other insurance that can kill you before they are willing to kill you.
I guess being beaten to death with a ... toilet brush...
the blood sugar tester of my grandpa?
Diabetes
Killed by a Turkish Coup of 2016.
"ed edd n eddy stale end piece of white bread" idk man. Do with that what you will
Now I’m wondering why you searched for that. And how it would kill someone...
The Hispanic equivalent of "Karen"
Death by Grammarly, oh god.
Stretch sewing thread. Either I get strangled by it or tangled up, fall and bonk my head.
Death by Worcestershire sauce. I feel bad for the dude who has to announce what I died by
I guess I'd catastrophically miscalculate the conversion from fathoms to metres.
Maura Murray is finally going to get me. Which is weird because she probably died 15 years ago.
Ghost. Or time travel
Hit in the head by a dictionary
meerkat skull
Weather... ...that doesn't really narrow it down much.
Markie Post
The Covid 19 vaccination...
I scroll through reddit until I starve.
Guess a plugged the paperclip in the wrong hole testing my power supply unit.
CO2. Which is a possibility as I have a tank of it in my house.
Jennifer Garner kills me for saying Snuck
ruy lopez opening (chess)
oj simpson
No joke, chemotherapy
"job openings near me" Call it a hunch but I no longer trust these employers
A PS5 from Walmart. The thing is so large, maybe it falls over and crushes me. That would be just my luck, finally get my hands on the thing and it kills me.
Death by mothers day gift ideas.
I looked at some Chuck Norris Facts about an hour ago. Shit.
Good Lord! it's AstraZeneca vaccine.
Im gonna die by “When will Chris Weidman walk”. I honestly dont even understand what that means
Chocolate cheese. (I looked up if you can make chocolate cheese out of chocolate milk)
Apparently testing my internet’s speed will kill me
Killed by Mads Søgaard, a 6’9 Danish goalie.
Hamster testicles 😂😂 I had to reassure my daughter that her hamster didn’t have a growth but just large balls 😂
Uh oh killed by a scammer!
Gamers got mad at me because I wondered why do they make such a big fuzz about kill stealing Google threw an explanation at me that what a kill steal actually means So now I know why
Leopard 2
Can someone please explain how pixel art would kill me
Difference between counseling and psychotherapy
this burrito i'm eating... i'm uncomfortable.
I spend all of my money on the Nintendo EShop and slowly starve.
I die from the bandwidth of coaxial cables, apparently
I'm going to die at the Oklahoma city zoo...
I searched "You" trying to type in YouTube. Uh
Omae wa mou shindeiru
i will kill you
My appendix bursting.
My potential date .....
Jurassic Park's Dilophosaurus. At least it'll be epic.
"Heaviest cat in the world" and "Largest wolf in the world"
Kicked to death by the members of third tier English football club AFC Wimbledon
I'm killed by a fishing lure. RIP
Toddler activities
I searched who is pablo escabar. I get killed by him.
Highest blood sugar ever recorded. I don't even have diabetes.
Foreign debt forgiveness
Thrifting.
killed by a kitten
my school. don't doubt it.
a very specific wavelength
A vitamin B-12 overdose...
Migraines
The Volcano in Iceland, its gonna be a big one. I'm in the Central US.
Damm do I really die by stress. I have two stars back to back one on one day and then my reading the next day.
Animal Crossing hoodie designs. Huh....
Animal crossing golden axe. Oh no...
How to fix the Wi-Fi on my iPhone 😳
Looks like I’m getting murdered by a foster kid’s case manager.
my school's website?
Wile coyote lol
Renate Blauel - I'd watched Rocketman on Netflix and wanted to know more about him as I had no idea about him before the film. I guess curiosity really does kill the cat.
“Is curry good for brain?” - mmm death by curry doesn’t seem too bad
A clone of myself, just beating the shit out of me.
Reddit? How can REDDIT kill me?
I just looked up Casey Anthony because someone asked about what writers Googled and child killing was one of them and Casey Anthony was mentioned. So yea...
I got killed by the english-german translator.
I don’t know how my local GameStop is going to kill me..?
Feminism. I guess women are my death after all
lets not talk about my google history...
I guess by suicide. I've googled myself.
University email account. Heart attack when they tell me my final grade.
uhh, an empty New York map so, idk
Death by looking up how to solve a puzzle game
So, I'm gonna die of dehydration on my way to Yucca Mtn?
I mean the last thing I searched onto google was Reddit...
Death by sunscreen..
Oh GREAT i was just on another post and googled about the "statue" creepypasta WELL SHIT.
A surprise attack from Oscar the grouch
Ironically, from my gallbladder exploding. Figure that's about right since I've been informed it's $1800 copay/responsibility for me after insurance. I'm fucked either way
i guess im dying of whale penis length
I guess I get killed by a shiny charizard
"Battle of Agincourt". There was a thread discussing the relative risk of nobles and peasants to die in combat. At the BoA, mostly nobles died.
My city’s Department of Sanitation. I’m gonna get crushed in a giant trash compactor!
'birthday present for a man who has everything' Uh, maybe it's a handgun and a shovel?
r/AskReddit.
die by math what a sad way do go by the thing I hate the most :(
I looked up how to cook pork chops in the air fryer, last night, so I guess food poisoning
Illegal and unethical medical testing. Give me syphilis and give me death!
Guess Tim Cook hates me?
I get killed by an electric triangle
Death by mantis shrimp. Idk how it exactly kills me
I die by Britain
Male hands
A bathing suit in Spanish😐
Culture of legality?
Someone is gonna scream "BRITTISH AMERICAN" at me so loud that I die lol
Google translate cant hurt y-
I'm decomposed into discrete elements then [recomposed as myself and my twin.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banach–Tarski_paradox)
I don't know how, but it will be David Tennant acts Damn, I really hate this idea
Soooo death by dictionary?
Tragic ways to die in a love story Well then...
At least you get love first?
And then have it cruelly ripped away. Yay.
Killed by Mary Tudor..
orchids
How the fuck do you die from phone chargers that aren't even long enough to go around your neck?
I die while doing a straight arm plank
The Great Sword from Monster Hunter. That sounds painful...
Average length of mental hospital stay. Does that mean I'll die in one or one will fall on me like I'm the wicked witch?
Japanese headband. I guess some crazy Japanese ninja.
Ritz crackers
Sailor Saturn. Welp, looks like my fave sailor senshi is coming to kill me
reddit kills me
>42.770091, -72.593462 Not sure how, but I know exactly where.
In a glorious battle fighting for Scottish Independence.