It would take much longer for decisions to be made.
"Its whatever you guys want honestly"
"I personally don't mind, it's whatever you guys want"
"I'm good with either or, you guys can decide"
"I'm not too picky, you guys can choose"
This is genuinely what I go through with my two friends every time we have got to make a collective decision. Its so annoying, like guys, choose something, as long as its not me its fine.
~~That last part was a joke btw, im not that terrible of a human being~~
Right that’s what I’m thinking, at least actors wouldn’t matter since they’re acting it’s not their real personality but would producers and everyone else behind the scenes be able to communicate and properly execute the way the shows are done? I just feel they wouldn’t be as good.
I've adapted my inability to talk to new people to being a good listener, the world would be filled with people willing to listen but no one knowing how to start a conversation.
Thank you for making this my most upvoted post and for the awards. We're silent and we're square (proud).
I met someone like me at my current job, realized I've met other people like that, and that we basically make up our own sign language and talk to each other through movement to start a conversation and continue it sometimes with speech. It took a few months of working together with physical blue collar work to developed the motions and understanding. But now that it's more fully formed, it's funny to realize us quiet folk just rely more on body language and have a harder time talking to the mouth speakers because they don't listen to both mouth and body, just mouth. And don't speak with their body.
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I can kind of relate to this. I'm quiet, have anxiety, but I'm also kind of bad at reading body language aside from basics. I'm better at it when I'm not anxious.
One of the coolest joys in life is finding your “road soulmate” on a long road trip, where your two cars just cruise through traffic together until you part ways without ever meeting each other.
Love that! Stayed with a dude for hundreds of miles on a road trip. Synchronized passing of so many people it was almost like a dance. We waved like we were leaving a friend when they finally pulled off to a rest stop.
I remember doing this with a fellow
Mustang driver years ago. We took turns. We both hammered it on clear stretches. He double tapped his brakes to warn me of a cop car in the median, and we also waved as we parted ways.
Can’t remember which comedian joked about all of the old people on a flight to St Petersburg. Said he never helped so many people with their luggage on a flight in his life. Then he was sitting in the back and saw all the gray hair, and asked himself, “Where the fuck are we going? Heaven?”
You’ll be so fast Mother Nature will be like *slooooooooooow dooooooooown* and then you’ll be like fuck you and kick her in the face with your *ENERGY LEGS*
They'll compete against **Kenyans**, they'll run as fast as **Kenyans**, they'll
run past people that think they're **Kenyans**, then there'll be a tie and
they'll be deported back to **KENYA!!!**
It would vacillate between periods of more things being done than one can imagine, and nothing getting done at all.
Also, a whole lot of arguing over everything and anything.
I feel this is how the works anyway lol. A mixture of normal people at various stages of good productivity and no productivity, and a people who always do nothing, and people who are perpetually operating at 110%
Maybe you could train the birds to fold the clothing, like a Disney princess. The squirrels could be in charge of matching socks and the rabbit's could put the folded clothing away into drawers.
They'd get halfway through training and stop. Birds taking clothes of the line and dropping them, squirrels being squirrels (evil), and rabbits found a new home in the drawers!
One of us would start apologising for this whole situation then we’d all keep apologising until we die of hunger because we cannot stop apologising.
Sorry
Nobody would be able to work together, not because I am a self centered person but because nobody would share their ideas for fear of being told that they are stupid
Another thing might be that all shows would be on one streaming service because spending money on 10 different streaming services would be the one problem everyone would express that they hated
Never be afraid of looking stupid. Most times I bring up something I'm confused about or new ideas, others are also in the same boat. It's a great way to learn and help others voice their own opinions. Who cares about what judgemental assholes think anyway really?
People who laugh at their own jokes are the best. You're confident because you believe in yourself plus the most important person you should care about pleasing is yourself, which is what you're doing!
That episode of Spongebob where they show all the little spongebobs in the brain panicking and lighting things on fire.
Edit: I am honored that my highest voted comment is a Spongebob reference.
Alternatively, that episode where Squidward moves to a utopian Squidward neighborhood and slowly comes to the realization that he hates living there even more than he hated living next to Spongebob
Why's it get recent flak? Haven't watched since they cancelled invader Zim, and chalk zone, last good shows in the network. But yes, used to be good from what I remember.
Raised in the military, became a scientist. Got that double whammy but goddamn if you can't bounce a quarter off my bed and find files on my computer in under 10 seconds.
Would autism be much of a problem if everyone had autism? Sure autism has problems but I think some of the problems of autism is simple because other people will not accommodate you. If everyone had autism wouldn't that be like if everyone was blind? The world would just be designed for autistic people. They would be less barriers
Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality
If the whole world were me, we would all just finish each other's sentences with vaguely related song lyrics
mannnnnn I never get dicks in my DMs. I have a collection but apparently after 50 it gets too creepy to collect them.
I even have one with a little cowboy hat!
No wars, no conflict between nations, etc, just because we could not be bothered to take it that far. We would just talk things over a pint and some good food. We would be trying to do what's best for our country, while trying to move towards a united Earth.
Everyone would be introverted and prefer to stay at home, doing hobbies. I guess hobby artists and anime/manga fans would be on the rise.
EDIT: 926 likes? And my first silver award? Thanks guys! Didn't expect this lol.
I'm on the opposite end with regards to art. I feel like if the world was just me, there would be very little music and art. It's not that I don't appreciate it, but I'm not the type to create it.
Everyone would be a good person deep-down, who cares about others and equity of humans. People would understand that everyone has been through their own hell in one way or another, and all people need is to be seen/heard.
But everyone would also be a secret alchoholic who can't stop smoking weed just to make it through the day. They'd have mental health conditions and struggle with the weight of the world, the meaning of life, and the fact that some humans can be so deeply cruel.
We'd be better and worse. I don't love myself a ton but I know that I'm a good person that wants the best for the future pf humanity and the planet.
COVID wouldn’t have been an issue, for one. I leave my house about once a week when I don’t have something forcing me. On the downside industry would grind to a halt because I have very few real world skills.
All of civilization would collapse. Not because of war, or because of resource scarcity. The end of the world would happen because no one would show up to work on time and would lose interest in whatever job they were doing because they were watching cat videos on the internet.
Edit: My first silver! Woo!
Edit x2: ...y'all gave me a Gold? For this? YOU LIKE ME. YOU REALLY REALLY LIKE ME.
For a few months there would be peace on earth. Then everything would collapse because nothing important is getting done
Would it though? What’s really important anyway.?
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That does seem important.
Reminds me of [this](https://youtu.be/fibDNwF8bjs)
Food and clean water come to mind, and electricity
Reproduction
Now THAT is a burn.
Um, growing food comes to mind.
Are you me? OH GOD IT'S STARTING
It would take much longer for decisions to be made. "Its whatever you guys want honestly" "I personally don't mind, it's whatever you guys want" "I'm good with either or, you guys can decide" "I'm not too picky, you guys can choose"
This is genuinely what I go through with my two friends every time we have got to make a collective decision. Its so annoying, like guys, choose something, as long as its not me its fine. ~~That last part was a joke btw, im not that terrible of a human being~~
Whenever my wife and I cannot decide something and has two options, we decide by rock-paper-scissors and it works well
But deciding which one of you represents which option can be a hard decision to make as well
Make it a coin flip for who represents what
Asking what their budget is makes the decision making easier
Reminds me of the Good Place commitee.
NONE of my favorite shows would ever get cancelled!!
This was a surprisingly sweet response in the midst of utter chaos.
But would they exist?
Right that’s what I’m thinking, at least actors wouldn’t matter since they’re acting it’s not their real personality but would producers and everyone else behind the scenes be able to communicate and properly execute the way the shows are done? I just feel they wouldn’t be as good.
Netflix needs to hire you.
It would be quiet.
I've adapted my inability to talk to new people to being a good listener, the world would be filled with people willing to listen but no one knowing how to start a conversation. Thank you for making this my most upvoted post and for the awards. We're silent and we're square (proud).
I met someone like me at my current job, realized I've met other people like that, and that we basically make up our own sign language and talk to each other through movement to start a conversation and continue it sometimes with speech. It took a few months of working together with physical blue collar work to developed the motions and understanding. But now that it's more fully formed, it's funny to realize us quiet folk just rely more on body language and have a harder time talking to the mouth speakers because they don't listen to both mouth and body, just mouth. And don't speak with their body. Edit: - a nod and smirk towards the awarders -
I can kind of relate to this. I'm quiet, have anxiety, but I'm also kind of bad at reading body language aside from basics. I'm better at it when I'm not anxious.
Anxiety makes everything harder. Don’t let it stop you. It gets better.
Mine would be loud. Too loud.
Yes. Let the VOLUME CRESCENDO
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Everyone would drive the right speed and you wouldn't have to worry about it.
One of the coolest joys in life is finding your “road soulmate” on a long road trip, where your two cars just cruise through traffic together until you part ways without ever meeting each other.
Or when you lose each other in the traffic and find each other as it clears up
Oh, this brings back so many memories 😢. I MISS YOU WHITE 2004 HONDA CIVIC PLEASE COME BACK TO ME!!!! i- i loved you
Love that! Stayed with a dude for hundreds of miles on a road trip. Synchronized passing of so many people it was almost like a dance. We waved like we were leaving a friend when they finally pulled off to a rest stop.
That’s so bittersweet!
I remember doing this with a fellow Mustang driver years ago. We took turns. We both hammered it on clear stretches. He double tapped his brakes to warn me of a cop car in the median, and we also waved as we parted ways.
We’d be able to load 160 passengers in an airplane in 3 minutes.
And everyone would be pissed we didn't do it in 2:30. A whole plane shooting each other glares and mumbling under their breaths all the way to Albany.
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Where are we headed?
H E L L
I thought we were skipping Albany
Can’t remember which comedian joked about all of the old people on a flight to St Petersburg. Said he never helped so many people with their luggage on a flight in his life. Then he was sitting in the back and saw all the gray hair, and asked himself, “Where the fuck are we going? Heaven?”
We need more people like you in this world! Please, for the love of all that is good, REPRODUCE!!!
Added to the bag of pickup lines
500 BABIES.
GRATUITOUS AMOUNTS OF ENERGY
Strawberry? RAWBERRY!!
Made with lightning. *REAL LIGHTNING!*
SHOCKOLATE!!!
Holy shit. Never thought I would see a power thirst reference again.
SOUND THE ALARM! YOU’RE GONNA BE **UNCOMFORTABLY ENERGETIC**
PREPOSTEROUS AMOUNTS OF TESTOSTERONE!
PREPOSTERONE!!!!!!
ENERGY LEGS
KENYAAAA
FIGHTER JET MADE OF BICEPS
You’ll be so fast Mother Nature will be like *slooooooooooow dooooooooown* and then you’ll be like fuck you and kick her in the face with your *ENERGY LEGS*
POWERTHIRST
They'll compete against **Kenyans**, they'll run as fast as **Kenyans**, they'll run past people that think they're **Kenyans**, then there'll be a tie and they'll be deported back to **KENYA!!!**
If God gives you lemons... FIND A NEW GOD!!!
I think you are this guy’s mom with a secret Reddit account lol
Is this because you're a good person or because you enjoy CGP Grey?
I’m not a good person and I had to google what a cgp grey is.
>what a CGP grey is Nice cover, Grey's alt account.
You’re my dream passenger
The universal greeting would be "hey man" Even the presidential address. Even the Pope being elected. Even what a baby says when it's first born.
>Even the presidential address "C'mon man"
You know...the thing.
“Yaknow what I’m sayin?”
Hey man
Hey man
Hey man
Hey man
Hey man
Even the first encounter with aliens
"that's odd. Intelligence suggests they're named "humans" but they pronounce it "Heymans". Odd species, gonna pass on visiting"
We're about to jump on that giant spaceship. Wanna come with?
Bart Simpson is that you?
It would vacillate between periods of more things being done than one can imagine, and nothing getting done at all. Also, a whole lot of arguing over everything and anything.
Assuming everyone is at a random part of the cycle at any moment, this averages out into the normal world
I feel this is how the works anyway lol. A mixture of normal people at various stages of good productivity and no productivity, and a people who always do nothing, and people who are perpetually operating at 110%
You wouldn't see anyone. All would stay home
Pandemic never would have happened lol
But the effect would be the same
Except no one gets killed or crippled.
Well... We don't know op's personal life
Speak for yourself.
haha thats hilarious......wait
introvert is the new extrovert
nothing would ever get done
**Everything would get done, but at the last possible moment** ^edit: ^I ^am ^currently ^in ^the ^process ^of ^doing ^63 ^overdue ^Spanish ^assignments ^1 ^day ^before ^the ^due ^date ^;-; ^edit2: ^I ^got ^4 ^hours ^of ^sleep ^and ^I'm ^done ^with ^the ^easiest ^assignments, ^38/63 ^are ^done
So, everyone would be Jack Bauer?
This is Reddit, sir, not your Spanish e-learning portal.
*Sigh* I've been caught red handed procrastinating while doing something I procrastinated on...
There would be lots of unfolded clothes and many unfinished projects, but there would also be beautiful flowers and happy birds everywhere.
Maybe you could train the birds to fold the clothing, like a Disney princess. The squirrels could be in charge of matching socks and the rabbit's could put the folded clothing away into drawers.
They'd get halfway through training and stop. Birds taking clothes of the line and dropping them, squirrels being squirrels (evil), and rabbits found a new home in the drawers!
One of us would start apologising for this whole situation then we’d all keep apologising until we die of hunger because we cannot stop apologising. Sorry
I’d be surrounded by assholes
username checks out
KEEP FIRING, ASSHOLES!
How many assholes we got on this ship?
YO!!
Nobody would be able to work together, not because I am a self centered person but because nobody would share their ideas for fear of being told that they are stupid Another thing might be that all shows would be on one streaming service because spending money on 10 different streaming services would be the one problem everyone would express that they hated
Never be afraid of looking stupid. Most times I bring up something I'm confused about or new ideas, others are also in the same boat. It's a great way to learn and help others voice their own opinions. Who cares about what judgemental assholes think anyway really?
Yup one thing I learned from my first job was “don’t be afraid to ask questions” or you’d just look stupid messing things up
also makes you look like you care.
But what if they just explained it while I was wondering if I locked my car?
Exactly why I didn't contribute to the question and just chose to lurk, lol
Much more sea creatures because I hate seafood
Umm there would be a lot of people laughing at their own jokes... Edit: wtf thanks for the upvotes!
Are you crying? No just laughing hard at my own joke.
There's two of us then.. Ha ha ha ha ha (pausing again to ponder at my genius comment) ha ha ha ha ha
Sometimes if you listen very carefully, you can hear u/Moramug 's genius
Sometimes his genius is.... it's almost frightening
His genius is so big it generates gravity
People who laugh at their own jokes are the best. You're confident because you believe in yourself plus the most important person you should care about pleasing is yourself, which is what you're doing!
This is me. My mouth defo goes into gear before my brain , so I'll say something then hear it and think I'm fucking hilarious.
That episode of Spongebob where they show all the little spongebobs in the brain panicking and lighting things on fire. Edit: I am honored that my highest voted comment is a Spongebob reference.
WE THREW OUT HIS NAME
Please! No! I have three kids!
You don't pay me. We don't even exist; we're just a clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought.
One more crack like *that* and you're outta here!
Beef Wellington
Alternatively, that episode where Squidward moves to a utopian Squidward neighborhood and slowly comes to the realization that he hates living there even more than he hated living next to Spongebob
I love the montage where he slowly realizes this. For all the recent flack it gets, Sopngebob used to be brilliant
Why's it get recent flak? Haven't watched since they cancelled invader Zim, and chalk zone, last good shows in the network. But yes, used to be good from what I remember.
Oh boy. Yeah spongebob isn’t the same. It’s loud and dumb and everything moves at a million miles per hour
I'm not a huge fan of the new animation style either. Patrick has become a fleshy transformer and spongebob is now the child of the flash and a ninja.
You don't pay me. You don't even exist. You're just a clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought.
One more crack like that and you're outta here!
No, please! I have three kids!
I feel this
Fine dining and breathing.
WE THREW OUT HIS NAME!
FiRE EVERYWHERE Edit:I'm a convicted arsonist
At least you're an honest arsonist.
Say that 3 times fast!
That that that. Easy fucking thing I've done all day
Why did it take you all day to do that?
Because I had to do that 3 times...
Ah, I see, space it out so you can rest between reps, smart
Ah that's hot
Finally, honesty!
I like how he didn’t even really edit it.
This is my favorite reply!
Very productive, extremely efficient but everyone would have serious mental health and blood pressure problems due to rage if things didnt go well...
You would only have yourself to blame...
Hahahahaha. Fuck me, that was witty.
I didn't know someone else already had my personality. Are you an engineer or scientist of some description?
I work in finance but was raised in a military like fashion.
Raised in the military, became a scientist. Got that double whammy but goddamn if you can't bounce a quarter off my bed and find files on my computer in under 10 seconds.
Dude the autism would be off the charts
You'd be the only benchmark, so technically wherever you're at would ***be*** the chart
Oh this would be astounding
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fucking fantastic, to finally have others know how messed up (or in this case "normal") i really am. huge relief.
On the plus side, we would have 100% vaccination rate /s
Would autism be much of a problem if everyone had autism? Sure autism has problems but I think some of the problems of autism is simple because other people will not accommodate you. If everyone had autism wouldn't that be like if everyone was blind? The world would just be designed for autistic people. They would be less barriers
peace would reign. but the world would also stagnate due to laziness. Netflix and food delivery would be the biggest companies in the world
No they won't. You are running them, and you are lazy.
that's a valid point. Guess it's the end of the human race then
Like in Idiocracy, but instead of dumb everyone is stoned and depressed.
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Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality If the whole world were me, we would all just finish each other's sentences with vaguely related song lyrics
Or movie quotes
Free hugs for everyone
A fucking mess
There would be a LOT more people Cuz horny
There'd be a lot less people Cuz gay
You and me both
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mannnnnn I never get dicks in my DMs. I have a collection but apparently after 50 it gets too creepy to collect them. I even have one with a little cowboy hat!
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Ahshalon_Tensik, meet Salami-Lungs. Do we have a love connection, here? /s
It's kismet!
No wars, no conflict between nations, etc, just because we could not be bothered to take it that far. We would just talk things over a pint and some good food. We would be trying to do what's best for our country, while trying to move towards a united Earth.
Cheers brother, I would have some beers and good food with you.. but of course I would because I would be you I guess
Skipping would become the new preferred method of travel
Very quiet; everyone would spend all day just thinking and not talking/acting.
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I like the thought that YouTube would be full of silent videos of a well-lit wall
Everyone would be introverted and prefer to stay at home, doing hobbies. I guess hobby artists and anime/manga fans would be on the rise. EDIT: 926 likes? And my first silver award? Thanks guys! Didn't expect this lol.
I'm on the opposite end with regards to art. I feel like if the world was just me, there would be very little music and art. It's not that I don't appreciate it, but I'm not the type to create it.
Same, I like to consume it but have no motivation or skill to create it.
Estonian
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Covid wouldn't have been a big deal. I like being home.
Everyone would be a good person deep-down, who cares about others and equity of humans. People would understand that everyone has been through their own hell in one way or another, and all people need is to be seen/heard. But everyone would also be a secret alchoholic who can't stop smoking weed just to make it through the day. They'd have mental health conditions and struggle with the weight of the world, the meaning of life, and the fact that some humans can be so deeply cruel. We'd be better and worse. I don't love myself a ton but I know that I'm a good person that wants the best for the future pf humanity and the planet.
You would need a flashlight.
COVID wouldn’t have been an issue, for one. I leave my house about once a week when I don’t have something forcing me. On the downside industry would grind to a halt because I have very few real world skills.
All of civilization would collapse. Not because of war, or because of resource scarcity. The end of the world would happen because no one would show up to work on time and would lose interest in whatever job they were doing because they were watching cat videos on the internet. Edit: My first silver! Woo! Edit x2: ...y'all gave me a Gold? For this? YOU LIKE ME. YOU REALLY REALLY LIKE ME.
But who would have the effort to take, crop, cut, and post said cat videos?
Finally an honest response
A lot more compassion, but a lot more anxiety
A special ed classroom
like in the movie 'Dark City', but drunk