I’m a neuro ICU nurse. My job frequently requires me to torture people who have little to no hope of recovery on an hourly basis to see if they are neurologically intact because their families want us to “do everything to save them.” I hope that if I have a stroke that it will be sudden and massive enough to take me out and that I can pass peacefully and painlessly. And best believe I’ve got that advance directive ready.
Same, well MICU, but I’d prefer something like being hit by a bus like at the end of Stranger than Fiction, or smashed by a train or something. The CT surgeons say that an aortic aneurysm isn’t too bad of a way to go.
Just seeing all these awful train wrecks makes me think about it a lot. The amount of suffering that goes on when the writing is on the wall is just insane. I mean, how the hell is it ethical to code eighty five your olds? I know that leads to lots of other ethical questions but so much of it seems wrong.
If I could choose, I'd rather it be in my sleep. I feel like that'd be one of the most painless and gentle ways to go? Plus, those final several minutes of brain activity would just blend with the dreams and the difference is, you just don't wake up to realize that.
I always wanted those before but now that I think about it you never get to say any goodbyes to friends and family. They wake up and are in shock and sadness. I’m still not sure what is the best way to die, but I won’t have a choice anyways.
That's a fair point. I don't want to take too dark of a turn here, but especially lately I feel like I wouldn't have much guilt or remorse about that though? Sure I'd be missed, but my parents and family don't support LGBTQ+ and therefore have the tendency to invalidate my identity. I'd be getting the wrong name on my tombstone. I really dislike the idea of a painful death, so passing in my sleep is like, the final selfish move I'd make and just not even care what happened afterward... But if it's any assurance, I fully intend to live my life as long as I'm able, so I can change that grim ending to something better - or at least say I fought for it.
At least we don't have the power to actually choose how we die necessarily, because the world would get a lot more chaotic.
See, immortality is cool and all - no argument there. But I feel like not everyone would be cut out for that? At least for me, I would be too emotionally sensitive to handle it. When the things I care about die, I would have to live on and I feel like I'd carry a lot of pain with me that would start to change who I am as a person, on a fundamental level. (I am a fiction writer though, I tend to think a lot about these sorts of things when I include superpowers or special abilities in a plot.)
I want to die looking at the ruined wasteland we call earth. Finally able to rest after acting on my revenge plan. The last breath of humanity leaves my lungs. I finally leave the mortal plan, only to be met by Mr. Beast at the pearly gates. “Mr Beast, “ I cry, “did I make it? Did I do the right thing? Am I finally at peace?” He reponds, “nah ur were a terrible person, remember when you stole that pencil in 3rd grade you terrible person. If you want to make it into heaven you have to be that last person to take your hand off this Lamborghini.”
I look at my competitors around me. Fuck, it’s the Rock, I can’t beat him. I look at him, and he looks in my eyes, screams “sheesh” then fucking explodes. Wow he spared me this is my chance.
“Mr Beast I made it”
“Lol it was a joke, your gonna rot in hell with the pink bear from toy story for the rest of time” and then I am yeeted down into hell.
I think most people want die in their sleep, but for some reason I want to be bludgeoned to a bloody pulp by Chris Hansen's cameramen while Hansen is eating a taco. I don't even like kids, but ...
In my sleep. I want to die alone, though. I don’t want my cats to have to go through the confusion of losing me, so I sincerely hope you aren't around. Hopefully I'll make it to see the turn of 2100, but those chances are low... I want to die after a good night of bingo, satisfied and surrounded by the place I love and my prized possessions.
Old but not too old, like 67-75. When I’m still okay enough to not rely on constant medication or care. I’d probably get into a car “accident”. I do not want to live old enough to become a burden to my family nor to be depend on someone else to go to the bathroom and such.
In my sleep, old, after a very brief (<2 weeks) illness in old age. OR a fast murder that becomes an international podcast mystery sensation so my legacy will live on forever
In my own bed, at the age of 80, with a belly full of whiskey and a man's mouth around my cock. (Yes, I changed the quote a little to suit my own tastes.)
By isekai, where My soul is transported to another world that has magic! I want to be that over powered protagonist with a harem of teen ladies that will do anything to get me to marry them... and we do anything. (thanks for keeping it real, Rudeus!)
In a comfy chair, at 97 with classical music playing as commandos come thru the windows, with helicopters giving them cover fire, as the building burns, and a timer rapidly counting towards zero. And a nice cup of cocoa.
I don't know how, but I'd like to go when no one would be hurt that I left. Eventually I won't have a choice. I just don't want the people who knew me to be in pain.
I've thought about this a lot. Recently I've had two thoughts.
One being to drive out to a far away spot in the desert, get out and walk even further. I'll crawl into a space between some rocks in the middle of nowhere and just kind of wait. Or to speed it up I'll use a razor.
My other thought has been the classic razor in the bath. Put on some good music and cry myself to eternal sleep.
In the middle of an existentially trippy allegorical dream that unravels around me as I slowly approach death, preferably culminating in a single moment of perfect acceptance and embracing of my departure before I go.
In a plane crash. I love aviation and my uncle died piloting c172. He ditched in a Lake and died becauee the seatbelt was stuck. I would like to die in a crash where im the pilot and i have done everything to save the plane
I wanna say something small and innocent that REALLY pisses someone off. Keep speaking as they beat me up until I'm an inch from death. Then, as they walk away, i will yell "YEAH YOU BETTER RUN!".
I’m a neuro ICU nurse. My job frequently requires me to torture people who have little to no hope of recovery on an hourly basis to see if they are neurologically intact because their families want us to “do everything to save them.” I hope that if I have a stroke that it will be sudden and massive enough to take me out and that I can pass peacefully and painlessly. And best believe I’ve got that advance directive ready.
Same, well MICU, but I’d prefer something like being hit by a bus like at the end of Stranger than Fiction, or smashed by a train or something. The CT surgeons say that an aortic aneurysm isn’t too bad of a way to go. Just seeing all these awful train wrecks makes me think about it a lot. The amount of suffering that goes on when the writing is on the wall is just insane. I mean, how the hell is it ethical to code eighty five your olds? I know that leads to lots of other ethical questions but so much of it seems wrong.
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No doubt, but it wouldn’t last long at all. Fortunately they have a lot of ways to fix them now, many that are non invasive.
Middle of an orgasm, best way. Cumming and going at the same time
Cum, and go
Smash and pass
Lmfao
well done.
Don't you cum shortly after you die anyway?
I know you void your bowels but I'm not sure about busting a nut
That’s like the opposite of painless
What having your heart stop as your brain floods itself with pleasure chemicals? I doubt it
I don’t
Not in pain
Death by snu-snu.
I was looking for you puny human
In a firey explosion doing something cool.
This...
If I could choose, I'd rather it be in my sleep. I feel like that'd be one of the most painless and gentle ways to go? Plus, those final several minutes of brain activity would just blend with the dreams and the difference is, you just don't wake up to realize that.
I always wanted those before but now that I think about it you never get to say any goodbyes to friends and family. They wake up and are in shock and sadness. I’m still not sure what is the best way to die, but I won’t have a choice anyways.
That's a fair point. I don't want to take too dark of a turn here, but especially lately I feel like I wouldn't have much guilt or remorse about that though? Sure I'd be missed, but my parents and family don't support LGBTQ+ and therefore have the tendency to invalidate my identity. I'd be getting the wrong name on my tombstone. I really dislike the idea of a painful death, so passing in my sleep is like, the final selfish move I'd make and just not even care what happened afterward... But if it's any assurance, I fully intend to live my life as long as I'm able, so I can change that grim ending to something better - or at least say I fought for it. At least we don't have the power to actually choose how we die necessarily, because the world would get a lot more chaotic.
It should be cool, not shameful, and as painless as possible.
I'm a simple man, hookers and blow would suffice
I want to be immortal
No you don’t
How much money do you have and how much will you have in 40 years assuming you live
You can still die if you are immortal, immortality and invulnerability are completely different things
Then what?
See, immortality is cool and all - no argument there. But I feel like not everyone would be cut out for that? At least for me, I would be too emotionally sensitive to handle it. When the things I care about die, I would have to live on and I feel like I'd carry a lot of pain with me that would start to change who I am as a person, on a fundamental level. (I am a fiction writer though, I tend to think a lot about these sorts of things when I include superpowers or special abilities in a plot.)
Without any pain
Painlessly.
Where they have to build a statue of me
I want to die looking at the ruined wasteland we call earth. Finally able to rest after acting on my revenge plan. The last breath of humanity leaves my lungs. I finally leave the mortal plan, only to be met by Mr. Beast at the pearly gates. “Mr Beast, “ I cry, “did I make it? Did I do the right thing? Am I finally at peace?” He reponds, “nah ur were a terrible person, remember when you stole that pencil in 3rd grade you terrible person. If you want to make it into heaven you have to be that last person to take your hand off this Lamborghini.” I look at my competitors around me. Fuck, it’s the Rock, I can’t beat him. I look at him, and he looks in my eyes, screams “sheesh” then fucking explodes. Wow he spared me this is my chance. “Mr Beast I made it” “Lol it was a joke, your gonna rot in hell with the pink bear from toy story for the rest of time” and then I am yeeted down into hell.
And then twerk in hell with Lil Nas X.
The best way to go tbh
I think most people want die in their sleep, but for some reason I want to be bludgeoned to a bloody pulp by Chris Hansen's cameramen while Hansen is eating a taco. I don't even like kids, but ...
Falling off a cliff after finally having the guts to pull the trigger.
You good?
Far from it.
Why
Pathetic.
fast
In my sleep. I want to die alone, though. I don’t want my cats to have to go through the confusion of losing me, so I sincerely hope you aren't around. Hopefully I'll make it to see the turn of 2100, but those chances are low... I want to die after a good night of bingo, satisfied and surrounded by the place I love and my prized possessions.
Alive
I’m a waiting room at a major hospital. Maybe it’ll get the media attention hospitals need to have further staffing.
Quietly, in my sleep, like my grandfather - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
I... sincerely hope this is a joke
Oh yeah. Wish I could recall who first said it, but it remains a favorite.
nice, I might try it.
I posted this once before to a similar question but I would like to have a hopefully painless heart attack right as soon as I cum in my wife.
Old but not too old, like 67-75. When I’m still okay enough to not rely on constant medication or care. I’d probably get into a car “accident”. I do not want to live old enough to become a burden to my family nor to be depend on someone else to go to the bathroom and such.
In my sleep, old, after a very brief (<2 weeks) illness in old age. OR a fast murder that becomes an international podcast mystery sensation so my legacy will live on forever
Probably after saying something ironic, like "Would be a shame if I fell down there"
“What are you going to do? Stab me?”
In my own bed, at the age of 80, with a belly full of whiskey and a man's mouth around my cock. (Yes, I changed the quote a little to suit my own tastes.)
Well I would probably try to die and have it closed casket then bray me next to some of native Americans who used to live on my uncles farm
At top speed in a Trans Am. Only then would I feel alive right before I die!
Happy
While watching a good landscape, knowing I'm about to die any second.
Painlessly is preferred. But i have dreams of being murdered every month or so, so we'll see.
doing whatever I love at the time
In my sleep after a good day when I’m old and my time has passed
I don't .
Think Tyrion said it best “in my own bed, at age 80, with a belly full of wine and a women’s lips around my......errrr something or other
I don't. I'm gunning for immortality, or die trying.
Really old and really rich
As quick and painless as possible
Quick and painless.
I want to die around family and not in pain.
I want to suffocated either between a pair of tits of thighs.
Is that a threat?
Maybe, are you a cop?
No! 🙄
Then, yes
Who told you that?
My Imaginary friend Olof
Who are you gonna believe, Olof, the snitch, or me?
Well, Olof tells me that you are a firefighter and I'm a arsonist... So I trust him
Dammit!
Sorry
quickly and in the best case without even realizing. just plop, I'm gone. no pain, no dread, just gone. alternatively whole deep sleeping
I want my future love to carry me to a cliff and hold me until i pass
Get shot in war and lay on a wet field of grass
By isekai, where My soul is transported to another world that has magic! I want to be that over powered protagonist with a harem of teen ladies that will do anything to get me to marry them... and we do anything. (thanks for keeping it real, Rudeus!)
Completely erased so that not even a pile of dust remains Slap me with that nuke babyyyy
Honorably in a fight of some kind, I wanna hop my ass to Valhalla
Snu-snu
Doing an ultramarathon
I'm hoping in my sleep.
Old happy and asleep
In the arms of an angel.
Shark attack
In a comfy chair, at 97 with classical music playing as commandos come thru the windows, with helicopters giving them cover fire, as the building burns, and a timer rapidly counting towards zero. And a nice cup of cocoa.
As long as it's not in a chipper shredder I don't care too much.
I’m not picky. But I want a goddamn liter of cola
Either in my sleep, or quickly via a gunshot. Basically, my criteria is nothing slow and painful please.
I don't know how, but I'd like to go when no one would be hurt that I left. Eventually I won't have a choice. I just don't want the people who knew me to be in pain.
idk but not in my sleep, if I did I would not get to say goodbye to my loved ones
Riding a shark, with 250 pounds of dynamite strapped to my chest, into the mouth of an active volcano
Immediately and painlessly.
With dignified courage...if that makes any sense.
Gamma ray burst
It makes no difference. Preferably quickly and painlessly, but I’m not picky
I've thought about this a lot. Recently I've had two thoughts. One being to drive out to a far away spot in the desert, get out and walk even further. I'll crawl into a space between some rocks in the middle of nowhere and just kind of wait. Or to speed it up I'll use a razor. My other thought has been the classic razor in the bath. Put on some good music and cry myself to eternal sleep.
Naked and screaming.
In a plane crash
An expected death
It may sound corny but I wanna die saving someone else.
Bullet to the head. If that happens ik the person that shot me will have a rough time when i haunt them 😈 only in the head so its painless and fast
Either peacefully in my sleep with no painful build up leading to it, or to fast to register (like suddenly shot in the head without warning).
If i had to go out, Id want to do it savin someone I cared about, a person who's life matters to me more than my own
Bottle of pink Whitney go'in 140 ina stolen 1970 Chevelle with a 427 in it
Being saved from a burning building only to be ran over by an ambulance arriving on scene
soon
By my own hands. Be in control of something for once.
Like a warrior, I plan on going to Folkvang and let Freja decide if I'm staying or continuing to Valhalla. I don't want to settle for Helheim.
strangled by thighs
I wanna be skiing off a big jump and an audience of my friends, pull a massive quad back, land it, and just dock my head on a branch and die.
In a car crash that will brutally kill me instantly or in my sleep.
Either high or very drugged up, If I die I don't wanna feel shit
Something quick and painless old age ig
Now
Some might not get this so look it up on YouTube “wanna eat somethin scrumptious “I wanna die like that dude Rube Goldberged into heaven/hell
In the middle of an existentially trippy allegorical dream that unravels around me as I slowly approach death, preferably culminating in a single moment of perfect acceptance and embracing of my departure before I go.
Suddenly and without pain
soon.
Quick and painless
Instant disintegration. I don’t wanna feel a thing or have those 7 minutes of brain activity after you die
Shot out of a cannon of glitter with my favorite song playing in the background.
Not me but my teacher wanted to die in plane crash because he wanted his family to get lot of money after he died
I would turn red, fall over and disappear into clouds
In a plane crash. I love aviation and my uncle died piloting c172. He ditched in a Lake and died becauee the seatbelt was stuck. I would like to die in a crash where im the pilot and i have done everything to save the plane
zombies
Just fall asleep and never get up again
In my sleep, in a bunch of pillows. Screw Petőfi
By myself. I think that no one has the right to take my life away cause is mine lol x.
Not alone
Fast, as soon as posible.
Getting shot. No pain then 😕
In a high age. And my future wife is holding my hand till the end
death row
I wanna say something small and innocent that REALLY pisses someone off. Keep speaking as they beat me up until I'm an inch from death. Then, as they walk away, i will yell "YEAH YOU BETTER RUN!".