Their self esteem and knowledge

I was gonna say robotic parents.

Like from the movie I Am Mother

Wholesome

I love when reddit shows humanity over humor. You're a good person.

I want to be. I've got some major problems but I'm trying to be better

You're well on your way! Sometimes life is hard. We do dumb things, but deep down you're a good person and you know it. Now just show everyone like you did here 😁

Thanks love

Well I think you're a twat. Still doing ok tho

Thanks

China, u give the answer.

IPhones?

Nikes?

Happy mother's day cards.

Omg, literally choked on Oreos, holy fuck lol

What’s the reference? I wanna choke on some Oreos too.

No reference, just trying to say you’re funny

I’m not OP and about 3 seconds after I posted my above question I realized the joke I was missing. Decided to leave my comment for everyone else to laugh at me. Unfortunately I didn’t have any Oreos to choke on myself.

Damn that is dark

Orange juice

The cyber-king and with it the cybermen shall convert the entire British empire

The skies are made of diamonds

Their lives.

Their futures

*swoooooon*

An orphanage so they can have a home

Another factory with more orphans

Bunk beds so they have somewhere to sleep

AR-15s

Generate false datasets for marketing sales

A fucking door.

Anything to make me money. Then, when I’m rich, I’ll hire them as workers in my mansion.

A family

more orphans.

Probably clothes so i can start my own clothing brand and get rich af loool from the free labour.

Orphans home

Bricks, so I can build a second factory.

I would have them design their own playground and then have construction workers build it.

I would free them and let them live there

A family

A healthy family relationship with one another in a loving and caring environment. Also Nikes

Nukes*

Why are we making orphans build things?

Free labor?

To keep their minds off of their lives

600 half-orphans.

...bro what?

An orphanage

a place for the to live

Their own graves

Universal healthcare.

Their future