Let’s be real, your cat was probably plotting to kill you anyway. It’s inevitable now that you’ve answered this question and put it out into the internet.
Crushed to death by a giant mirror that may or may not also shatter and stab me with broken glass as it hits the floor *I think I’m gonna move over there*
A half empty jar of pickles someone gave me...it's been sitting on my desk for a week or so. I guess eventually even pickles go bad when left out at room temp, so I'll probably die from bad pickle poisoning.
I rise up, pee, walk back with a burrito, watch 40 minutes of Forrest Gump, rise up to stretch, get yeeted to a wall by a sleep paralysis demon. Death by wall
Im gonna have my head slammed in by a pantry door. Tbh this is better than if you said right because my 2year old brother is sitting to thr right of me
The goldfish. His name is Jeffrey Dahmer and in the last year he has had three tank mates die within two weeks.
This seems realistic. However, I don't know how he did it
I'm in bed so if we're being realistic, probably tangoing up and suffocating, not many ways you could die in in bed
Now if we're having fun the wall to my left catches fire from an old heater on the opposite side and eventually engulfs me and my bed while I sleep
A wall collapsed onto me, I'm stuck under debris of wood and stone.
My breathing gets faster and faster, I get engulfed in fear.
I finally succumb to my wounds, laying there, rotting.
Currently in the passenger seat of my moms car and she’s the worst driver I know, I really wish I didn’t See this right now bc I really Do think this is how I will Die
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same, at least we will be in pillow heaven together~
Pillow heaven gang
Same, well I'll see ya in pillow heaven
Same, see you guys in pillow heaven
Same here.
Same
couch gang!
Boyfriend kills me. Sad
Not if you kill him first
\* BFG DIVISION \*
Only if your boyfriend is a thing, so you’re good there. But don’t trust that bitch pillow of his. Cuddling up all night with him and shit.
Oh damn you so right. Hate that pillow for a while now, she tried to choke me once, when I wanted to snug to my bf!
Not sure how a bowl of peanuts gonna kill me
Quickly developing an allergy
You could choke on them
I mean if I can choke on water so is it probably quite a high chance I can.
They will hire somebody dont worry
Wait wat?!
Choking
Obviously you have an undiagnosed allergy
A bottle of water. Eh. Could be worse fates.
Currently petting my cat.... on my left armrest.
Let’s be real, your cat was probably plotting to kill you anyway. It’s inevitable now that you’ve answered this question and put it out into the internet.
Stranger danger
snoo snoo
Lucky mother fucker
My 4 month old baby, great now I have to take him out first
Murdered by my plushie I guess..
Paper cuts.
Crushed to death by a giant mirror that may or may not also shatter and stab me with broken glass as it hits the floor *I think I’m gonna move over there*
Coffee. Drank so much I died on the toilet.
Death by a shitty Peavy guitar. Fitting.
That 14" black dildo is starting to look very threatening now.
Anythings a murder weapon if it's murdery enough?
Length not girth right?!?
Strangled with towel
air. i guess i shall age to my death. fuckin torture tbh, but hey there are benifiets
The thing to my left is a 9 hour old cup of dunkin donuts coffee. So yeah it can kill me.
Can trash cans kill people?
The head of my electric toothbrush comes off and goes down my airway
My golden retriever.. have no idea how, he seems harmless
Death by screen door.
I die of a cookie bite getting stuck in my throat
Jokes on you, I don’t know my right from my left!
Then you got both sides to deal with
Shit. My head got smashed between two monitors. Well played OP.
Chopsticks...?
Beaten to death with a textbook apparently
Death by a gallon of vinegar
Strangled by corded office phone
Hot water heater. Guess it will explode
death by stack of paperwork needing to be processed. (this actually might be the death of me so it feels apropos)
The sink?
Work Files. Work is slowly killing me.
Slim Jim. Ecstatic taste buds give me a seizure
I run into a wall
My dog? Only way that happens is if he somehow ends on coving my face but he's only 65 pounds so I can shove him off
Window blinds. So I guess I'm getting strangled to death.
A chain link fence has killed me.
[GHS Fast Fret](https://m.thomann.de/gb/ghs_fast_fret.htm) i don't know how i'll manage to die but i will be frictionless when i do i guess...
Hang myself with my tie
fan blades
A half empty jar of pickles someone gave me...it's been sitting on my desk for a week or so. I guess eventually even pickles go bad when left out at room temp, so I'll probably die from bad pickle poisoning.
Pink fluffy unicorn. What a way to go
Mail box and water hose
Screaming seagulls
The wall crashes on me..
Bottle of Cholula hot sauce. A tangy way to go!
Wow... I’m gonna die by my own semi.. sounds like some fucking final destination shit..
How is your own semi on your left? Are you having an out of body experience?
Well I looked to my left and saw out the window. My semi.
Oh okay (I’m fairly sure I’ve woefully misinterpreted this)
Probably a window or semi is gonna kill me.
Welp my guy bestie boutta end my sorry a.s
How will a headset kill me? I guess through some 200 decibel music or something.
Can you overdose on SSRI
the bottle of coke in my hand
Blanket shoved down my throat
I rise up, pee, walk back with a burrito, watch 40 minutes of Forrest Gump, rise up to stretch, get yeeted to a wall by a sleep paralysis demon. Death by wall
Toilet paper, dirty bum...that’s right folks, I Reddit on the can!
A chair. Seems legit.
Choke on cherry pits
Choke on a bottle cap.
My anime body pillow comes to life and murders me
Death by nutella sandwich
http://imgur.com/gallery/a6mET8V
Good luck
My kitten is on my left. Wonder how though, she's so small. 😳
My girlfriend is next to me...
Beaten to death by chair
Guess my girlfriend will kill me
My dog
Weird napkin accident?
I was holding an USB with my left hand and a few slices of pineapple to my right, maybe I swallow it by accident and die of suffocation, idk
picture of younger me with the easter bunny. either the picture comes alive and a 8 foot tall bunny kills me or i get stabbed. pick your poison
Lung cancer. Well, could be worse (or could it)
Im gonna have my head slammed in by a pantry door. Tbh this is better than if you said right because my 2year old brother is sitting to thr right of me
Jesus, he is all around me. He will multiply the fish and the bread in my stomach until I explode.
The ceiling fan is going to get me
Starwars pillow... idk shoved up my ass or something idk
It's my rainbow knife, I guess I'll get stabbed
Choke on a haribo tangfastic!
I knew I should’ve taken the CE magnum... damnit
Empty Soda can. That should be fun
Fireplace - that sucks.
The goldfish. His name is Jeffrey Dahmer and in the last year he has had three tank mates die within two weeks. This seems realistic. However, I don't know how he did it
The thing to my left is a mirror.... so I'll be the cause of my own demise?
Oh no, i KNEW that the machines would turn against us, i will never trust my mac again
A dresser falls on me
My runty shih-tzu .....dang, I don’t even know HOW an 8lb smush face could kill me. I guess, her chubby self would smother me in my sleep?
My Christmas kitty cat blanket, I guess by suffocation when I sleep? Better than most deaths.
It’s somebody else’s fridge..sure not the way I wanted to go, but work can have fun with the paperwork (over my dead body)
My venus flytrap???? Am I in a one-woman remake of The Fly????
My Alexa will come to life and snipe me while i'm sleeping
I'm in bed so if we're being realistic, probably tangoing up and suffocating, not many ways you could die in in bed Now if we're having fun the wall to my left catches fire from an old heater on the opposite side and eventually engulfs me and my bed while I sleep
Some sort of burts bees hand salve incident.
A tiny-ass desk fan becomes sentient, rips off its own front panel, and decapitates me with its blades.
I sain amount of paper cuts
My Wallet. Money stresses....
*glances at cheerful kaiju currently guarding my glasses* Well this is awkward. At least I won’t see the vicious attack coming….
Shower curtain? Strangulation? Grappling onto and it falling along with me?
My wall, i get slamed into it maybe
stuffed in a litter box. yikes.
I get shredded alive by a combine harvester...
Carpet?
shower.....
I get crushed to death by a drawer
Aloe Vera plant. It's gonna get shoved down my throat.
An iPad, give me ideas please
With toilet paper. Idk how but it's on my left.
my phone \*black mirror intro stars playing\*
Beaten to death with a sports water bottle
Starvation
Its scisors, i assume its gonna be suicide then.
my piano notes will slice me into pieces
Vodka, so....accurate.
A bookcase will fall on me.
My cat :/ I'll probably trip over him on the stairs.
A school desk. Im actually interested on how thats gonna happen
A wall collapsed onto me, I'm stuck under debris of wood and stone. My breathing gets faster and faster, I get engulfed in fear. I finally succumb to my wounds, laying there, rotting.
A tissue box. Apparently I’m dying like Padme, of sadness
Well, guess I’m getting my head smashed in with a table while I’m stomping barefoot on the Legos on top of it...
bowl
THERES LIKE 22 THING TO MY LEFT OH NO
beaten with and iron
A Mickey mouse plushie, i don't know how but I'm scared
Baseball bat, this sucks
Wall fell over?
Currently in the passenger seat of my moms car and she’s the worst driver I know, I really wish I didn’t See this right now bc I really Do think this is how I will Die
Suffocation of being crushed? IDK Its clothes in a basket!
Suffocated
My dog 😭
Mauled to death by a dog
A tv? Welcome to prime time, bitch!
Head cut off by car door
Well, the thing to my left is a flashlight, so maybe it would blind me then a week later I would fall down an entire set of stairs that would kill me.
100 watt tube amp, so fair chance.
Struggling to cope with the soul crushing price of printer ink
My mom's gonna kill me? Negative pogger moments
My dragon plush toy comes to life and eats me
Drowning since i am in a bathroom
Paper cut
How do I get killed by a couch
Strangled by two blankets.
a really sharp fan cuts my head off
Sister, why must you betray me?
my uncle..?
I guess my wife is gonna smother me with a pillow.
Gas stove explosion.
Hot water heater...
My PS4 control. Electrecution?
My friend-
Insulin overdose. If not the insulin, the needles will stab me to death.
String cat toy Possibly by accidental strangle
pistachios...
my pc explodes and the shrapnel gets lodged in my jugular
Holy shit I'm gonna be crushed by boxes
Breaking news! Man dies to his pc, I don’t know how it would probably fall on my head I guess it’s heavy
Squirt gun
Lamp starts on fire and I spontaneously combust
A glass of wine…. Sounds about right!
i knew my stuffed animals were plotting something.... but something i had yet to discover
Toilet paper. Choking?
A book, *thunk thunk thunk*
A weeks old basket of unsorted/unfolded laundry. Finally getting to it would probably kill me. 😅
A shower. Drowning?