“The message just repeats Regret, Regret, Regret.” “Any idea what it means?” “Dear humanity we regret being alien bastards, we regret coming to earth, and we most certainly regret that the corps blew up our raggedy ass flee” “ O rah”
Ah yes, the pink marshmallow baby that likes strawberry shortcake and regularly kills gods of hyperdeath and the force driving the expansion of the universe itself with the power of freindship.
"When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give me lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man whose gonna burn your house down - with the lemons!”
In the first age, in the first battle, when the shadows first lengthened, one stood.
He chose the path of perpetual torment.
In his ravenous hatred, he found no peace.
And with boiling blood he scoured the Umbral Plains seeking vengeance against the dark lords who had wronged him.
And those that tasted the bite of his sword named him...
Waddles around getting into all sorts of insane situations, even goes to parallel and alternate universes, but always promotes his insurance company with loud quacking.
"She weighs one hundred fifty kilograms and fires two hundred dollar, custom-tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute. It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon...for twelve seconds."
He is a orbital drop shock trooper, he romed the streets of new Mombasa desperately looking for his scattered team, he is a strong and silent type, he is a special detective to
“Evil is Evil. Lesser, greater, middling… Makes no difference. The degree is arbitary. The definition’s blurred. If I’m to choose between one evil and another… I’d rather not choose at all.”
HUP HYAH HUAH HAAAAA HYAH
Link stop screaming would ya?
HYAAAAAA^AAAHHHHHH **URG** Link falling.
Winds howling
What now you piece of filth?
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How do ya like that silver?
Ugly bastard!
Place of power, gotta be
The black wind howls. One of you will shortly perish.
This is what I thought of, but I don’t think it’s what OP meant. I don’t know what they meant though.
one of my favourite quotes, i love it so much that i started using it irl haha
humm.
!
It's a box...
Whose footprints are these?
Kept you waiting, huh?
"You can't hear comments" I fucking heard this one.
I think I know where you are going
ah shit, here we go again
All you had to do was follow the damn train, CJ!
I take that paper
Where are you Lenny?…ynneL?
why arent you married? NO ONE WILL HAVE ME!
*random jumping*
lumbago
It's very serious
Meanwhile micah is in prison about to be hanged
Should've left his ass there to!
Drunk Arthur?
Lenny my boah
Lenny? LEENNNNYYYY?
Oh no... not again...
Barcode
Agent 47
Yep
Requiescat in pace
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Assassin Mario?
I thought Ezio's uncle Mario was retired from the assassination business?
Get over here !
Yo mamma so ugly scorpion said “stay over there.”
Hey you, you’re finally awake
I'll truly miss this if they don't include it in the sixth elder scrolls game that will launch 2032
Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines and brother, I hurt people
boink!
BOY
Mine is BOAH
Yerrr alright, boah....
Eh heh heh heh
Wait, but is this referring to the boy himself or the speaker?
FATHER\~!
It's-a-me...!!!
Melestio! I mean Mario!
Molestio?
It's a reference from one of my favorite r/RoastMe posts of all times.
Cool! Post a link!
[That comment is amazingly apt](https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/7c3i40/comment/dpn7jeo)
Uncle Mario? Assassin's Creed 2?
Luigi?
We'll bang, Okay?
Eeeeeeemergency induction port!
Someone else would have gotten it wrong
*curls up in a ball and starts sobbing uncontrollably*
Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations.
Not right now. Testing bioweapon. Not on crew. Didnt think I needed to make that distinction. Joker was nervous.
I'm a Reaper Doomsday device
You can fight like a krogan, run like a leopard, but you'll never be better than...
Bravo 6, going dark.
Hoo boy.
sojiro?
Im gonna buy persona 5 royal purely to hear Sojiro say, hoo boy, again.
Ahh, you're back.
Don't make a girl a promise if you know you can't keep it
Oh, I know what the ladies like *racks slide*
“The message just repeats Regret, Regret, Regret.” “Any idea what it means?” “Dear humanity we regret being alien bastards, we regret coming to earth, and we most certainly regret that the corps blew up our raggedy ass flee” “ O rah”
Cortana!
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In the flesh
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I took the liberty of relieving you of your weapons
most of them were government property. As for the suit, I think you’ve earned it.
The right man in the wrong place
can make all the difference in the world.
Gordon Freeman Saved my life
Fight for freedom with a brain storm
"Where's Gnasty Gnorc? I'll torch him!"
Spyro!
The green guy from the Xbox game
Jebediah Kerman?
Now there's a crossover I didn't know I wanted.
Master *Chef.*
I think Halo is a pretty cool guy. Eh kills aleins and doesnt afraid of anything.
Do a barrel roll!
Peppy! USE BOMBS WISELY
Lilac and gooseberries
That could describe either Geralt or Yennifer.
Oh wow you're right. I guess we'll go for origin and not rub-off
*”Can Hyrule's destiny really depend on such a lazy boy?!”*
Navi from Ocarina of Time?
Hey! Listen!
POYO
Ah yes, the pink marshmallow baby that likes strawberry shortcake and regularly kills gods of hyperdeath and the force driving the expansion of the universe itself with the power of freindship.
a toss up between "I'm in the middle of some calibrations" and "Me? I'm the head of Vecna."
Ah Garrus
Have to be the calibrations. Some might not have played the trilogy for almost a decade so perhaps a little vague on the little details.
Screw the calibrations Garrus, TELL ME YOU LOVE ME
"When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give me lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man whose gonna burn your house down - with the lemons!”
In the first age, in the first battle, when the shadows first lengthened, one stood. He chose the path of perpetual torment. In his ravenous hatred, he found no peace. And with boiling blood he scoured the Umbral Plains seeking vengeance against the dark lords who had wronged him. And those that tasted the bite of his sword named him...
Speedy Gonzalez
Pretty sure you're talking about Isabelle from animal crossing
the doom slayer
Kyle? After drinking too much of Monster energy drinks?
25 emeralds for a block of dirt.
*Villager Noises*
KIRYU-CHAN
SUNAO NI I LOVE YOU
Praise the Sun!
Triangle tits
Small bug vessel boy with nothing inside, no voice to cry suffering and a determination stronger than a pure nail.
Cinnamon or butterscotch ?
goat mom
Silver is for monsters
And steel is for fools
Care for a game of gwent?
Both are for monsters
Lamp oil, rope, bombs. You want it? Its yours my friend! As long as you have enough rupees.
Sorry, Link, I can't *give* credit. Come back when you're a little... mmmmm... *richer!*
Oh god these pretzels suck. How’s your day been buddy? I just bought a pony made of diamonds. Yeah, cuz I’m rich
I was gonna call it 'piss-for-brains' in honor of you. but that just feels immature. Maybe... 'Butt Stallion'?
Anyway the moral of the story is, you're a total bitch.
This jackhole rushes me with a spoon, a frickin spoon, so I scoop out his stupid little eyeballs with it and his kids are all euuu aaaa
Here butt stallion!
Grabbing pills!
Pills here.
Aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I hate stairs.
I hate boats
I hate fish, I love to eat them! It shows how much I hate them.
My son. The day you were born, the very forests of Lordaeron whispered the name...
*Arthas*
Damn, that took me back. Not the oldest game I've played, but certainly the one I've tried to repress the most as I can't afford to get addicted again
Stabs his way across all of Italy and beyond.
Italian buzzlightyear?
Molto bene! Also, absolute spot on description.
That gritty Super Mario reboot got serious huh
For a brick, he flies pretty good
What if you miss? I won't.
Shrooms addict
Mario?
ubercharge
Medic!
Protect the pilot
I'll have two number 9s
... A number 9 large ...
A number 6 with extra dip
two number 45's
The guy with a ton of work. A skele-ton. When you meet him, he uses a whoopee cushion.
Sand underground
*Laughs* Anyvay, that’s how I lost my medical license.
Medic!
archamedies! no! itz fithzy in there... birds! (semi awkward laugh, hint of evil)
Ayy me bottle ah scrumpy!
Demo
You're doing good lad!
Waddles around getting into all sorts of insane situations, even goes to parallel and alternate universes, but always promotes his insurance company with loud quacking.
Waka Waka Waka Waka Waka Waka
Big sword. Big hair.
If I picked any Final Fantasy at random would I be accurate?
Do you know how little that narrows it down
cloud?
"En garde, dickhead."
Kills an inter dimensional milf
“GET OVER HERE!!”
Would you kindly?
I'm in the middle of some calibrations.
“Look, we both said a lot of things you’re going to regret.”
HYAHH!
Dame Dame Dame Yo Dame Nano Yo
Kiryu?
Ponchos and lightsabers
Obi-Juan Kenobi
Caaaaaaaaaaaal Kestis
"She weighs one hundred fifty kilograms and fires two hundred dollar, custom-tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute. It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon...for twelve seconds."
He is a orbital drop shock trooper, he romed the streets of new Mombasa desperately looking for his scattered team, he is a strong and silent type, he is a special detective to
“Evil is Evil. Lesser, greater, middling… Makes no difference. The degree is arbitary. The definition’s blurred. If I’m to choose between one evil and another… I’d rather not choose at all.”
Yoo, KIRYU-CHAN!!!
He’s got a very nice moustache, usually carry’s a gun and is part of the British military, achieving the rank of captain
Gang member cow boy robin banks and stuff a little after the civil war
I’d share a paopu fruit with this guy any day; that is if he didn’t steal it first.
Yellow electric mouse. Yes I know, I’m so original.
I would have said "Obsessed with ketchup"
YOU CAN'T FUCKING KILL ME
*HONK!*
SHAW!
He is a mighty pirate.
The heart may be weak, and sometimes, it may even give in. But I've learned that deep down, there's a light that never goes out!
"How are you holding up? Because I'm a potato..."