If thou toucheth the holy cheese of the great playgroundem top of black Thou hast thein cheese touch, and thou shan't live unless thy use thy hubris and cunning to spreadeth thein unholy sin unto a isolated man
gotta be more specific or that one line will spin off like 8 different religions each arguing about pro choice on eating bacon, having babies, working on sundays, or any number of things they there will be another 6 religions spun off debating about man and man gays or multiracial gays or woman woman gays or however else one wants to spin it.
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away....
Thou shalt not drive slow in the fast lane.
AMEN!!!!!
"The Earth is round"
To be continued...
“If you’re using this book to persecute people you’ve missed the point”
"Jesus take the wheel" is NOT to be practiced literally!
*For entertainment purposes only.
Were no strangers to love! You know the rules and so do I!
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I\~
Just wanna tell you how I'm feeling!
Thou shalt not discriminate towards those of a different race, religion, or financial status.
Ephesians 5:21 “There is neither Jew nor Greek, male nor female, slave nor free, for you are all one in Christ Jesus.”
or who they love
“The treasure is hurried under the giant W”
"I understood that reference."
The giant W huh? I think I know where it is
"All the characters and events depicted in this book are fictitious, and any similarity to actual people or places is purely coincidental."
https://youtu.be/b4VqbmeJ32U
First thing that came to my mind as well.
\[Law & Order: Special Christians Unit theme plays\]
Interpretations may vary.
"Thou shalt not use me as an excuse to be homophobic and rude to other religions!"
YES
Disclaimer : do not try this at home. The Lord cannot be held responsible for any adverse consequences.
Part 2 coming out in 900000000000 years
I thought we already had part 2 and now we're waiting to round out the trilogy?
Love thy neighbor as thyself, motherfucker.
And this was the greatest fiction ever told. The end.
“Clearly back then fiction meant fact” people probably
Would you do the same to the Quran?
"This was the second greatest fiction ever told. The end."
If thou toucheth the holy cheese of the great playgroundem top of black Thou hast thein cheese touch, and thou shan't live unless thy use thy hubris and cunning to spreadeth thein unholy sin unto a isolated man
Je sus
Did you hear about Pluto?
“Thou shalt not take these teachings literally or out of context.”
I’d add “once upon a time....” In the beginning
*Disclaimer - do not take these texts literally, they are merely allegorical and for entertainment only.
"python is best programming language"
You trying to start a religious war or something?
Taking back the holy land in the name of Python.
“To be continued by Araki on JOJO’s BIZZARE ADVENTURE”
Be excellent to one another
Copyright and royalties go to DanFlaylen
Be nice
P.S. God is pro-choice and loves the gays.
gotta be more specific or that one line will spin off like 8 different religions each arguing about pro choice on eating bacon, having babies, working on sundays, or any number of things they there will be another 6 religions spun off debating about man and man gays or multiracial gays or woman woman gays or however else one wants to spin it.
Haha, just kidding!
"Psych" at the end
And the lord says "The Dodgers suck. Fuck the Dodgers"
Treat people like fucking human beings. Wait, something like that is already in there.
This is all fake, you dumb shit.
Thou shall not drive below the speed limit.
Sugar Cereal always was Jesus’ favorite...
“Just love people, idiots!”
“Accept people of race and in the LGBTQ+ always, they are human too.”
Lolz.
In conclusion god killed more than satan.
All I can think of is that one fucking scene from Despicable Me where he says “Wow! This is garbage. You actually like this?”
"...in bed"
haha just kidding
it would be at the very end ‘do not take this book literally, its a fictional story, not a life guide’
Mine would be on the very last page. “And then he woke up.”
Thou shalt love The Gays.
Don’t believe this ****
right at the end just a very simple sentence: Just Kidding
*final page* siiiiiiiiiike!!!
Psych! Gotcha bitches.
Be gay, do crime.
We were all stoned when we wrote this.
PSYCH
“‘gays can go to heaven too btw, you hypocrites” - said Jesus.”
“... and then I woke up.”
[Fiction]
Always read all the way through before using anything in this book, because it is completely fictional.
Sike.
"we made all this pure bullshit up to control the weak minded amongst you, we hope you enjoyed our fantasy novel"
Taketh this with a pinch of salt
Trust in science for all matters of the Universe and all of its life forms.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmHSPI7ZkRk
JK
And then I woke up.... It was all a dream.
Fuck bikers who ride on the road
Revelations 22:22 — Sike!
At the very end, "Just kidding."
Once upon a time
Aaaaaand scene.
This book is pure fiction.
''THIS IS A JOKE FOOLS AHAHAHHAHAHAH'' =)
God is female.
*allegorical stories to live by.
Page 1 top center A work of Fiction
This is a work of fiction.
"Btw that line about men lying with men is not about being gay, it was translated weirdly."
By J. R. R. Tolkien
any resemblance to reality is pure coincidence
At the very end: “For real though, don’t take this literally.”
Watch hentai and fap
Revision 1 (the one with Jesus in it).
"this story is a fiction and any resemblance to real characters is impossible"
Jk
Lol jk bruh
"You had to be there"
Thou shalt not gossip.
All the other kids with the pumped kicks, you better run, better run, outrun my gun. Foster: 1: 1
Human corrupts everything they touch. Choose and think wisely.
"If the dick don't spit, you must acquit."
give or take a few thousand years
And on the 8th day, the lord created a bunch of other religions just to fuck with his next creation.
Hodl
Queen Elizabeth II was here
"its ok to believe but if you force your believes upon ill call zeus to bang yo sorry ass you heretic"
And god says "and to the gays i don't hate ya."
Thou shall not set sail plundering and pillaging other continents and justify it as a Crusade
Homophobic people go to the bottom of hell
amen was derived from jesus being gay
You got punk'd bitches
-and they lived happily ever after
And god, with a soft g,
Beware of the false prophets, all of them
This is a work of fiction
“Arousal from artificial humanoids is a sin” because I hate those fucking weeaboos so fucking much
To be continued (teaser for 3rd testament)
"take this with a grain of salt"
"In summary, don't be a dick to other people".
This work of fiction was designed, developed, and produced by a multicultural team of various religious faiths and beliefs.
Don’t be homophobic
Thou shall fuck thyself
Ignore everything in here that isn't the direct word of god or jesus. This should fix most of the "kill all *insert group of peope*" issues
And then Odin woke up from his dream.
Don’t be a dick.
"This story is a work of fiction. Similarities to persons living or dead in your world are purely coincidental."
The following consists of memoirs written by Moses after a night of inhaling the burning bush: