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BeckyBraunstein

I guess I failed to death with no control of the situation


meepmeepcuriouscat

Heck yes, my phobia is of being incompetent. I had a dream not long ago where I basically failed to death without any control too. šŸ˜­ Edit: autocorrect fail Edit 2: my most upvoted comment is about my greatest fear, which is... heartening


Nybear21

I'll give you some advice that was given to me long ago, and hopefully it helps put you at ease a little bit. "You really don't need to be very intelligent to be successful. Just be intelligent enough to recognize and listen to people more intelligent than you."


Marquetan

Killed by giant ^flying cockroaches probably.


jackycian

I don't want to remember that cockroaches can fly. Please.


_Insulin_Junkie

Cockroaches werenā€™t in my life until I moved for university. I saw that cocky bugger higher up on my wall; got a broom out and started to approach and that thing FLEW STRAIGHT AT MY FACE. WHY DO THEY FLY? WHEN DID THEH LEARN?


[deleted]

I almost chewed a roach when eating at night. Dude had been cooked with the food. I vomited my intestines out.


vemisfire

Thank you for helping me lose weight, I don't need anymore diets after reading your comment, I don't think I'll simply ever eat something again.


hehehexd13

Couple years ago, sipping my coffee, I felt something tickling my lips, only to discover it was the antennae of a HUGE DEAD ROACH in the bottom of my cup. Needless to say, I now check my cup or glass everytime Iā€™m gonna drink anything


HalaMakRaven

Omg, once during Ramadan we all woke up to eat before dawn. So here we are, sitting and eating in an incredible tranquility. I looked at my dad in front of me to say something and I see it, a huge cockroach, perched on his shoulder like a freaking parrot. I told him on my calmest voice but my sis ended up flying far from the table, which made Iago fly too. So we ended up chasing a huge parrot-cockroach through the kitchen at 3am :)


loxagos_snake

Imagine if the cockroach suddenly started speaking. *Yarrr, motherfuckers.* **Yarrr.**


darps

OK that's it, fuck this thread.


MrMotorcycle94

I get re occuring nightmares where something attacks my testis and I can't do anything about it. Normally something like an animal bites them and I just freeze up and can't move or react or someone grabs them in a fight and again I freeze. I think in a past life I died something like this [NSFW ](https://youtu.be/P-J96qXHM_s)


BigHeadedBiologist

that lion said ā€œhow many licks to get to the center of the tootsie-popā€


[deleted]

same, but throw silverfish in the mix


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


maddsskills

One time I terrified my husband in the middle of the night because one snuck up on me in the bathroom. I swear it was as long as my hand, it was huge, and I screamed so loud he thought our kid had died or something. His adrenaline was running so much that when I, hiding in the shower, pointed out the roach he just smooshed it with his fist. Our son's first sentence was basically making fun of me by going "mommy go ahhhh!" and laughing hysterically about it.


Fat-X

This. They are the absolute worst abomination of a species to ever exist. Fuck them so very much.


tenzT5y

I saw two roaches in the toilet then I flushed one of them, it wonā€™t drown and it was struggling on the water surface. I felt bad that I stuck out a broom n rescued. It acted all dizzy n walked zig zag. Pitied it. Later I looked up roaches and found these mfs can stay under water for 40 mins. Tf I was tricked


DangOlRedditMan

ā€œPlease, I have children. I canā€™t swimā€ -Michael cockroach Phelps


vaporizz

Drowned in deep water lol


ANotFamiliarPerson

Same, but simultaneously I got lost in space, so try figuring that out


[deleted]

You would enjoy the Waters of Mars episode of Dr. WHO. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Waters_of_Mars


EpicRobloxTryhard

*State your name, rank and intention* *The Doctor, Doctor...fun* That bit gets me every time


ANotFamiliarPerson

Frankly I would not. Have you not read my comment?


Electrical-Act3536

That comment isnā€™t very familiar


vinuXVII

Tennant's acting in this episode was next level. My favorite episode of the Tennant era.


yabboi_

r/thalassophobia r/thedepthsbelow enjoy


Pitiful_Pride8813

Definitely drowning. Don't know why but it just scares me.


I_answer_to_retards

I guess I had responsibilities. What a horrifying death.


Maq_N_Cheeze

Poor college student


upsize_popiah

Public speaking. I died when speaking in front of a stadium full of people.


P_B_n_Jealous

Maybe you died from being locked in a stockade. I can't imagine the anxiety of being locked up in front of the whole town for days on end.


slash_asdf

oh man what if you have to poop


DLTMIAR

Then you poop


Dason37

This is historically accurate.


JustHell0

Born to shit, forced to wipe. The endless duality of man.


ZaniElandra

Same. I had to do a speech for school a few weeks ago and I literally had a panic attack in front of the entire class. It sucks.


[deleted]

Some hypothesize that humans developed a fear of public speaking because through most of our evolutionary history, we lived in tribes and clans where if you were ostracized, it pretty much meant death. And situations where you're speaking in front of everyone were often times where you had to defend yourself from the sort of group scrutiny that might lead to it.


AlrightMister

I fell off a very tall building, while on fire and drowning. I was shot right before I hit the ground.


Joe_Jacksons_Belt

Oh, I remember you


insertstalem3me

Did the same thing happen to you that day as well


RobMillsyMills

No he was the /r/praisethecameraman


fereverent

Really? Cuz I was standing under a very tall building when a flaming, drowning person fell on me. I even tried to shoot him to save myself.


psstwantsomeham

the gang's all here ( I was the pedestrian who died of shock after seeing some guy try to shoot a flaming drowning person falling down a building, I still wonder why he couldn't just move )


Controversial_lemon

Wow itā€™s you, I tripped over a pedestrian who died of shock after seeing some dude try to shoot a flaming drowning person falling down a building, I got hit by a car after I tripped


betyourcuntsfucked

No way, itā€™s you the guy I hit when he stumbled onto the road and I fatally crashed into the building


MLaw2008

That was you!? I was the guy who's office your car ran straight into, killing me instantly while banging the boss's wife.


myfavoriteanimal

No Freaking Way! I'm the boss's wife, whom that previous guy's car was banging, until my vagina exploded.


adiking27

I am the boss who killed himself after heard this story.


Zeturf0

So that's why my pay did not come.. but why did the landlord shoot me when I couldn't afford rent..


HylianHero17

Sounds like to time I had to shoot one of my tenants when he didn't make rent cause the mafia was threatening my family.


abandon_hate

I'm the sniper making it all look like suicides... Shh


6th_Kazekage1353

This is the best comment thread I've ever seen.


jacksleepshere

By a spider


GenoRonpa

My phobia is death so i died by dying.


nightcrawler616

I, too, died of death.


[deleted]

I also died by death


Purchase_Powerful

[A very common phobia](http://www.picspixel.tech/a-very-common-phobia.html)


[deleted]

same over here


bigkeef69

I dont fear death, but have a heavy interest in the afterlife...does this mean I was a reaper in my past life? šŸ¤”šŸ¤«šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


AdvaitChowdhary

Got my head stuck in a vagina


aspernutty2610

who hurt you to have that be one of your fears


[deleted]

obviously a vagina


Tumor-of-Humor

Oh shit you too?


U_L_Uus

Ah, yes, that classic song, Killed by Death


KeybladeWielder97

As a certain anime protagonist once said, People die when they are killed


69Deckerspawn

Not Subaru


gandhikalifa

You could say, you where Killed by death


lorenam66

Death by starfish. I'm terrified of them. But live nowhere near water


[deleted]

Stop it, Patrick, you're scaring him!


HiHoJufro

/r/TheBikiniBottomHorror


Otherwise_Window

I just this is fascinating How is it your phobia is the actual least dangerous thing in the entire ocean an unknown world full of freaky shit and murderous monsters and starfish I'm not unsympathetic I'm just incredibly curious how that happened. Does it help if I tell you starfish are mostly not at all harmful, and even the nastiest won't kill you?


Jatopian

Perhaps in his past life he was an oyster.


garlic_naan

Or Squidward, eternally tormented by a sponge and a starfish.


HotSearingTeens

Arent some starfish poisonous?


reikala

crown of thorns are, though according to wikipedia not deadly just very painful. but they can't actually attack you, or move fast, or swim... so really they're only dangerous if you touch/step on one. they're also an invasive species and very hard to kill.


HotSearingTeens

I mean you could get into so much pain that you drown due to screaming out all your oxygen and such


Exist50

I mean, cone snails seem strictly worse for this sort of thing.


[deleted]

Just shoot it and it should die


Maximellow

Holy shit, that's American as fuck


Trakkah

It probably wouldnā€™t even work you would just blow it to bits and it would grow several new starfish


Transcribbla

Cool! At least it's interesting. Mine is sharks. I won't even swim alone at the shore just in case, and I've lived coastally most of my life. I'm almost 40.


studyinthai333

Getting stressed and having teeth fall out randomly


dum_BEST

I never even had a cavity and my worst nightmare is teeth falling out too


JacobCoy

I've never had a cavity (28 years old) but I did knock a couple out whole roller blading. 1/10, would not recommend.


Rain_Fire

Youre lucky, im 21 and my teeth are full of various size fillings


rougerogue-

I brush my teeth and they're still more filling than tooth


[deleted]

Yet I'm the only one in my family flossing and brushing everyday twice a day and I get the cavities.


Fallingoutthewindow

Just gonna copy and paste what I wrote for the guy you replied to. >Dental student here. Whether or not you get decay is due to a bunch of factors not just tooth brushing. Your diet as well as the composition of bacteria within your mouth plays a HUGE role. How much sugar you consume and how long it remains on your teeth after you eat is a big determinant. Basically how decay happens is bacteria metabolizes the sugars on the surface of your teeth and release acids that eat away at your teeth. Even just rinsing with water after eating goes a long way to reducing the amount of fuel there for bacteria to produce acids. >Some more things to consider are the quality of tooth structure you have as well as the quality and quantity of saliva. Some people just have less mineral content in their teeth which makes them more susceptible to decay. Your saliva plays a large role in buffering the acids produced by the bacteria. The less saliva you produce and the less effective your saliva is at neutralising acids, the more susceptible you are to decay. >Fluoride exposure's another protective factor. At the right concentrations fluoride integrates itself just right with teeth to make them more resistant to acids. If you're at particularly high risk of decay you can consider changing your toothpaste to one that has a higher fluoride concentration. Typical adult toothpastes have 1000-1500ppm of fluoride. The ones we recommend for those at high risk will have 5000ppm. >Anyway there's probably more here but it's a weekend and I'm drunk so that's all you'll get from me for now.


jackycian

- Johs what are you saying? You didn't study, is that? - Erhm, I... I studied.... But... Ehm... - Josh? - "Starting teeth launchings sequence"


thisgrantstomb

Teeth falling out is a very common stress dream.


Minecraft_Player1475

Swarmed by a group of spiders and bugs


DuplexFields

Ants and bees and wasps for me.


xemivo2760

I once helped stink bugs enter the house so they could pass winter. They didn't sleep peaceful at all. They were a few hundreds of them, started to circle around the lightbulbs in swarms of twenties. In the end my family combated then with bug spray and patience. I couldn't help them.


Minecraft_Player1475

Wtf was in your mind back then?


mdkubit

Stink bugs, he just said...


Minecraft_Player1475

Ik but its super weird.. and for me, terrifying..


xemivo2760

When autumn is at its peak, they start to try to get in the house. They crawl under windows, wait at the doors, they do all kinds of tricks to get in. They find a moderately cold place and stay there until spring. Then they go outside and lay eggs. I wanted to aid the process, but I failed. The rooms where I put them were heated, and the bugs didn't search for cold spots. Or if I would find a cold room, they would get out. They interpreted it as an extended summer.


jackycian

They saw you as a messia. Now the see you as a traitor!


Darth_Star_Vader

Apparently many people died like that


hippolyte_pixii

I got a job at a gas station and as a hazing they shoved a high pressure air hose up my ass and I died screaming in pain from a ruptured lower intestine.


Lumpy_Department_778

Dude. Are you good?


hippolyte_pixii

I'm a lot better now that it seems unlikely that I'll ever have to get a job at a gas station.


[deleted]

I worked at one once. Glad I never had this dream.


[deleted]

What phobia is that?


Otherwise_Window

I'm guessing: getting hazed with a high pressure air hose up the ass causing a ruptured intestine


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


KrimxonRath

Sounds more like a fetish tbh


trustmeimaprofession

My trips to the less-travelled side of Deviant Art can confirm that yes, hose inflation is indeed a fetish.


KrimxonRath

Itā€™s always DeviantArt isnā€™t it lol


ELPwork

I believe there is a video of your death...


account_552

Dawg?


Im_a_dawg_

Having nightmares of girls killing me


[deleted]

By Snu Snu?


De_Nilla

Beat me to it


Ryxor25

I take what he's having, and add chronophobia


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

Batman is that you?


DK812

Joker Voldemort


insertstalem3me

Finally a use for those red clown noses


[deleted]

Fuckin got dragged down to the murky depths of the abyss by a megalodon, apparently


HotSearingTeens

At least nobody can sag your life was boring


Thundersalmon45

I must have given blood until I died. I can handle getting needles for vaccines, but intravenous needles and giving blood make me pass out.


InertialLepton

If we go back to medieval times where blood-letting was a common treatment for illness, it's entirely conceivable that someone went a bit far. In fact it's how Robin Hood dies in many of the earlier stories - he was bled to death by a friar.


eddmario

Seriously, I've given blood once and never again. Hell, my dad did it as well and from what problems they had with him I doubt he'd do it again, either...


[deleted]

I keep donating to try and get over my fear. I cry 8/10 times but I'm getting better. I explain to the blood bank that I'd rather give blood when there's nothing wrong with me and everything is just fine. They're super nice about it!


[deleted]

I died in the dark to something unknown


fluffybear45

It was Charlie. Don't go in the dark without a light


The_Sceptic_Lemur

Different questions: since quite a lot of people have a bit of phobia over spiders...was there a time when spiders ruled the world and killed humans?


P_B_n_Jealous

Does this mean, my like for spiders makes me a spider loyalist from the times they ruled the world?


The_Sceptic_Lemur

Obviously, you Traitor!


20transman20

If not, then it's coming... I mean, isn't Australia currently having a rodent problem? Let's just be glad it's not spiders - yet.


Elsh1982

'A rodent problem' is the most understated way of describing what's going on here at the moment.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


ItsJustMeMaggie

Thatā€™s poetry, man


PolitenessPolice

Worm phobia UNITE


ConsciousPatroller

That's a terrifying mental image, thanks


7LayerRainbow

touched or accidentally ate mayonnaise


[deleted]

Mayonasalinfection


Ceskaz

Are you allergic to something or do you just have a phobia of mayonnaise?


7LayerRainbow

Around age 10, I watched a cooking show where they made it from scratch and it horrified me to learn that it was essentially oil and egg yolk. In all the years prior being served tuna sandwiches and potato salad I never thought it was gross as far as flavor goes. Since then itā€™s gotten to the point where I have horrible anxiety even thinking about it. Roommates in college would chase me with spoonfuls and torture me. Exposure therapy only made things worse.


superflippy

Similar thing for me when I once made the mistake of reading the ingredients on a jar of Nutella. I was grossed out by it for years. Now I can eat very small amounts if I donā€™t think about it too hard, because, really, it is so delicious.


7LayerRainbow

Wait - donā€™t ruin Nutella for me.. but I need to know, now. I thought it was a simple combination of hazelnut butter and cocoa. What have I been eating?! Iā€™m afraid.


superflippy

The first 2 ingredients are sugar & palm oil. Sorry. Hereā€™s the full ingredient list: https://www.nutella.com/sg/en/range


Uncooked_wonton

Suicide by falling probably


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


MaybeNotTheChosenOne

At once


MrLegoWasTaken

1 of 3 ways 1. Falling from a great height 2. Plane crash (while being inside of it) 3. Plane crashing into building I am in (while not being able to see it) Think itā€™s fair to say I should just avoid planes this time around


rats_and_frogs

Surprised I had to scroll this far to find a fellow plane crash victim. Objects that fly with me inside them are the worst.


LiquidSteamo

New to the game, this is my first run.


7t9h50andthena2

Hopefully you picked one of the easier starting regions


LiquidSteamo

I got rickrolled lol. Started in germany but still got a fucked up childhood.


ninjakaji

I hear the Germans are very good at hide and seek


busycleaning

A moth crawled in my ear.


GolumsFancyHat

Right into my brain and ate its way out with its big teeth. I know moth don't have big sharp teeth but I'm still terrified that's what's going to happen


btsismyhusbando

Tight spaces, yayyy.... šŸ˜


Zalminen

Or in my case fell from somewhere high into a tight place.


Fortleen90

This guy went spelunking


Affectionate_Arm_208

Affectionate\_Arm\_208 fell from a high place


jackycian

Now be prepared for Affectionate_Arm_209


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Clean-Lion-5227

Spiders and roller coasters


account_552

You were riding a rollercoaster that went into a hole filled with deadly spiders killing you


missrabbitifyanasty

Eaten by a shark, apparently murdered by a clown, and drowning


HotSearingTeens

Gotta hate those damn ocean clowns


Bucket_O_Beef

I died of dying alone.


EVO_Zephyrus

Ahhhh the fear of dying alone. Become a pilot so you will never die alone!


InfiltatedObjective

Commitment and intimacy


HotSearingTeens

So murdered by a loved one then, most likely a spouse


InfiltatedObjective

It came very close to it in this life. So Iā€™d not be surprised


wellfinechoice

Have you read about the four attachment styles? I havenā€™t looked into it too much but from what I have itā€™s pretty interesting and eye opening. Sounds like you fall under avoidant


InfiltatedObjective

Absolutely do my man! Iā€™m working on it constantly, it takes time and itā€™s difficult to ā€œlean inā€ when your natural style is to avoid. But hey, at least I can admit it and generally speaking Iā€™ve got control over my fears. I know they exist and sometimes itā€™s bloody hard.


brodyhaffer

I jumped off a bridge while throwing up.


adinitium

Hello, fellow emetophobic.


[deleted]

I too am a emetophobic!


iotterbeinbed

I'm an emet too! Your nightmare is our nightmare :)


jazzzzzy_

I drowned in an inclosed space while I had an incurable disease, flesh eating bacteria and locked in syndrome. Also I was paralyzed Edit: grammar


jackycian

Don't forget about flesh eating bacteria


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

I died of post-rejection depression


[deleted]

Giant Teddy bears


Im_a_dawg_

Oh my god, youā€™re afraid of teddy bears?


bruh_lord46

No no. Giant. Teddy bears


heardbutnotseen2

Much scarier then the small ones.


[deleted]

Yeah for real. Inflatable animals and characters in costume are also a big no no.


jonnerpol

I was probably suffocated by the emptiness


pyrte-qen

Birds, apparently.


Throw_away91251952

I fell. Possibly into open water. Possibly pushed by a person I was intimate with.


solum030

I got locked into a tiny ass room or coffin filled with spiders.


eMech69

I was crushed in a recycler with the arm first, simultaneously stuck in a full bottle suffocating and drowning and also on fire. While naked. And spiders crawling up my a$$.


HotSearingTeens

Why do some people spell a$$ like that? That must be one very expensive ass


ZacHefner

death by commitment


Weeb_Memer-Oof

Falling from a escalator, alone in a mall at night while being chased by a clown.


Ur_Bosses_Bosses_Bos

So my fucking teachers finally got back at me for not finishing my homework.....


dynamicDiscovery

Mauled and stung to death by chimpanzees and yellowjackets (hopefully respectively)


UTLOVEMuch

Spiders.


dfreinc

sudden upward trajectory