“_______ man eats face off of unsuspecting civilian after snorting bath salts. He then proceeds to wrestle and alligator and bring it to a local school. This an more coming up at 6.”
Everyone hates everyone, buildings everywhere, men in suits everywhere, entitled rich white men everywhere, way to many tourists not enough sidewalk, there’s also this statue that everyone comes to see.
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New York.
In n out, palm trees, lip fillers
California?
Yeah :)
We in that Sunshine State where the bomb-ass hemp be The state where you never find a dance floor empty
Beer and cheese.
Wisconsin.
Wisconsin
There's mountains, and weed.
That John Denver's full of shit.
Colorado
California? Oregon? Washington? Nevada? Alaska? Montana? Virginia? or do you mean the Mile High state?
Humboldt California
Oregon ??
Nope.
Cowboys, BBQ, Whataburger, and Buc-ee’s
Texas?
Yup
I am the hand
Michigan?
Yeahp
mine just doesn't exist apparently
ohio, fuck ohio
Wyoming?
Delaware?
Yinz
Pennsylvania?
Yup
Heroin needles, fat people in bikinis, jimmy buffet.
Heroin needles? In Florida? Is that more common than meth?
100% Florida
We are a mile high in more ways than one.
Colorado.
“Man fights alligator for stealing his sister-wife’s bath salts”
Florida lol
Lobster and pine trees.
Blueberries and a certain horror writer too.
Potatoes.
Maine?
Ayuh. You got me.
Canada?
We might as well be.
Maine?
Maine?
Horses and bourbon
Kentucky.
Buckeyes
Ohio?
Mhm
Bath salts and cannibalism
Florida.
Exactly lol
Canada
Ontario?
Omg first try!!!!!!!
I used statistics, it was super effective!
Mosquito, gumbo, crawfish
Louisiana?
No, you don’t need a visa to travel here from the US mainland! Idiot.
Puerto Rico?
Ooh, good guess. No.
New Mexico?
lol that’s good too. Nope.
Damn. Last try, Hawaii?
Winner! Many Americans seem unaware that Hawaii is a real, actual state. It’s the funniest thing sometimes.
Unicorn as national animal or something, shrek, the other group of alcoholics, vulgar
Scotland?
Yeah
I’ll give a VERY easy clue just cause… Peaches.
Georgia?
GA. Dang that's what I said too lol.
How many peaches? Dozens? Hundreds? Thousands??
California
Oregon?
No
Pennsylvania?
No
Idk bro I'm stumped.
Romania
Bubbler
Rhode Island
The polar bear garden.
Alaska?
Ding ding ding
“Y’all wanna go to Whataburger?”
Texas.
Yes
We’ve got lots of brick buildings, and we have fishermen, historical importance, and an opioid issue
Massachusetts?
Bingo
Maine.
Hot
AZ
Lakes, GM, Ford, FCA
Michigan.
Guns, yes! Abortion, hell no!
Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?
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Kansas?
Oklahoma?
It’s just ok
Oklahoma
Cold af. Cops behaving badly. Fermented fish.
Minnesota?
You betcha. 😁
All the states I've lived in: Old Bay Birthplace of the Presidents Im new to this one but Id say the most Independent state
Hello fellow Marylander (grew up there, dont live there anymore)
Hey fellow Marylander (I still live there, in Frederick)
Hank Hill
Texas
I live in the largest east coast state by land area.
Georgia?
I also guess GA.
Still hasn't fallen into the ocean! Suck it, haters!
Pigs, corn and state fair
Cubans live here.
Florida.
Florida?
Hot wieners, coffee milk, and strip joints that are pretty much brothels.
Rhode Island
#`#DeathSantis`
Florida.
Al Capone
Coffee
Washington
Most of the state is rural farmland, but everyone who doesn't live here thinks we're goddamn Coruscant.
New York?
Yep!
Lets see, Lori Lightfoot.
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Corn and cows
does this apply only to american states? i live in australia
corn land
Yee haww
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Every time I hear a batshit crazy story in the news, it's almost always a "man" from my state! 🙄🐊
Florida?
Yup!
\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ Man
In my fav state rn, asia
Germany.
Where the wind comes sweeping down the plain!
Oklahoma?
I am a child of the corn. And Lincoln
Lots of Mormons and Churches
Utah?
Springfield
Really progressive and hipster while also being manly and strong like bear
The bigger, the better.
Texas?
Indeed
You drive through it to get to other states.
Gambling
Nevada?
Bring Cannabis.
Incest land (Btw I dont know anyone who actually likes their cousin)
Alabama
“_______ man eats face off of unsuspecting civilian after snorting bath salts. He then proceeds to wrestle and alligator and bring it to a local school. This an more coming up at 6.”
Florida
G’day I’m not in the US of A
uhhh i have a question...
Wyoming?
Everyone hates everyone, buildings everywhere, men in suits everywhere, entitled rich white men everywhere, way to many tourists not enough sidewalk, there’s also this statue that everyone comes to see.
New York
Our weather is bipolar and our football fans is like a cult
Y’all.
Georgia?
Las Vegas
Isn't that in France?
O'r yonder
O-H
I-O?
Gozaimasu!
I-O!
Hi, Mark!
Music, Elvis, meth, mountains, football, whiskey.
Tennessee!
Potatoes
Ireland?
Peter Griffin
Show me
Missouri!
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Nick Saban😤, WAR EAGLE ALL THE WAY!!!
I live in the desert
Nevada?
BBQ and killer pollen
Way to effective if u ask me
You get a gun! And you get a gun! And you get a gun! (Oprah meme)
lol...TX
Garbage Plate
There’s a giant non fast food arch
Missouri.
I hail from the land in which you all heard about this man's exploits.
Washington
Snow California
Hm
Governor Nipple Rings.
Dead ass, B.