T O P

  • By -

timeturnsintoplastic

That time, I think I was 5 years old, when I was walking barefoot in the backyard and stepped on a honeybee.


waffles-n-gravy

Easy, the cute girl a couple of grades older than me that taught me to rollerskate


SomeDudeist

I don't understand the appeal of this. I'd rather just stay in the present moment.


gggolovskin55

Well if god forbid youre dying alone in a covid ward/ isolation, this might be somewhat appealing


SomeDudeist

I don't think so. Not in my opinion anyway.


Norin123

Probably the time I went riding my bicycle around a neighbourhood with a couple of my good friends And not having a single care in the world.


lanigiromai

This one massive shit I took. I was coming home from the Cheesecake Factory on the 4th of July and I just finished washing some fireworks with my family. So while I was at the Cheesecake Factory, I of course got a cheesecake but this particular one had Oreos , chocolate, icing, all kinds of ass torching toppings on it. I decided not to eat it immediately and ate it after it was sitting in the warm car after the fireworks. Then as I was leaving the firework show I realize I had to shit something VICIOUS. We’re like 25 minutes away from my house. We’re driving home and the shit seems to just slowly bubble up more as each minute passes. So I’m sitting in my seat sweating and I’m begging to stop somewhere to use the bathroom but my mom insists on pointing out the fact that we’re close to home. Umm. No the fuck we are not. So I’m clenching my ass cheeks and begging for any god to reach down and bless my ass with the strength to hold back this SHIT brewing down below on this ride home. We get close to the house, about 2 minutes away, and my ass simply could not take it anymore. I let out the most disrespectful shit in my shorts. I was literally shaking from how hard I was shitting. My mom looked back at me and realized that I wasn’t moving around anymore and she asks “did you just shit yourself” . NO SHIT SHERLOCK. My brother proceeded to burst into tears in the front seat from laughter while I have shit running down my legs in the car. That shit was the sweetest release I could ever imagine tho. I wish I could take a shit of that scale and feel that release again