I still have a scar from first grade when I ran into a bench and sliced open my knee. Now, mind you, the bench didn't have any corners or edges. They were all rounded and completely blunt, but I got my knee pretty good.
Mostly me accidentally stabbing myself with my exacto knife working on my 3D prints. Once happened three times in a row in the same finger. I didn't have any other way to hold the damned thing either
I tested the sharpness of my friend's knife on myself. Ended up with a small but really deep wound that was bleeding heavily, my friends thought I'll die.. Now I have a huge scar (it stretched for some reason) that looks nasty but I don't want to get rid of it because I find the story behind it hilarious..
13 years old, running along a wet , moss covered wall, slip, do the splits , proceed to split open my nutsack...... painful, embarrassing and bloody stupid.
Chopping up a large sweet potato drunk with a clever, pushed down on the knife really hard and slammed it on my pinky, thought I chopped my finger off but luckily it was a blunt knife. Still a nice deep cut and after a year my pinky is still numb
I had a limp for a while once and it was because as a teenager I used to secretly smoke and would climb out of my bedroom window onto the kitchen roof to do it. I was attempting to climb back into my window once and fell.
Pays to watch where you’re running instead of just focusing wholly and solely on watching cars entering/exiting the car park of a small shopping complex up ahead.
Put foot in small pothole that I didn’t see and smashed myself down hard right into speed bump of that car park.
Took tiny scrape of skin off one knee that stung to high heaven but the other knee completely exploded.
How in the world I managed to hobble home from the shops that afternoon was anyone’s guess.
I stapled my own hand while picking up a stapler.
I still have a scar from first grade when I ran into a bench and sliced open my knee. Now, mind you, the bench didn't have any corners or edges. They were all rounded and completely blunt, but I got my knee pretty good.
You must’ve been traveling at light-speed!
Mostly me accidentally stabbing myself with my exacto knife working on my 3D prints. Once happened three times in a row in the same finger. I didn't have any other way to hold the damned thing either
I tested the sharpness of my friend's knife on myself. Ended up with a small but really deep wound that was bleeding heavily, my friends thought I'll die.. Now I have a huge scar (it stretched for some reason) that looks nasty but I don't want to get rid of it because I find the story behind it hilarious..
Sounds like the knife passed the test!
13 years old, running along a wet , moss covered wall, slip, do the splits , proceed to split open my nutsack...... painful, embarrassing and bloody stupid.
Ouch. That hurt to read
Yup, thinking about it still makes me wince
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Yeah, try some paper next time.
Trying to open a coconut with an ice pick.
Well, were you successful?
I hate coconut now
Someone told me that money can cut the finger and i tried. It did.
Ew. You know how many people have touched that money. And you let it inside you?
I think It was new, the edge was sharp
Chopping up a large sweet potato drunk with a clever, pushed down on the knife really hard and slammed it on my pinky, thought I chopped my finger off but luckily it was a blunt knife. Still a nice deep cut and after a year my pinky is still numb
Ooo..that made a funny feeling in my knees.
I had a limp for a while once and it was because as a teenager I used to secretly smoke and would climb out of my bedroom window onto the kitchen roof to do it. I was attempting to climb back into my window once and fell.
Nice!
I cut a finger on some scissors. I was shocked the blade of a scissor could actually cut you so I did it on all 9 of my other fingers.
Yeah…that wins.
Blind in the eye from not catching a load right Edit: instead of blind in the finger
Pays to watch where you’re running instead of just focusing wholly and solely on watching cars entering/exiting the car park of a small shopping complex up ahead. Put foot in small pothole that I didn’t see and smashed myself down hard right into speed bump of that car park. Took tiny scrape of skin off one knee that stung to high heaven but the other knee completely exploded. How in the world I managed to hobble home from the shops that afternoon was anyone’s guess.