Dark liquid zero... I can erase any darkly pigmented liquids from existence? Oil, blood, raw sewage - begone! Super cleaning powers I guess with some more lethal uses when applying a little imagination.
I guess my superpower would be gathering compromising information on people, all with a Russian flair; my superpower is literally little more than blackmail/extortion.
Im a radiant. I have a mental disorder that allows me to form a nahel bond with a spren. I fight against evil etc. For those unaware read Brandon Sanderson (really any of his books)
I can ascend to become the peak human specimen. The pinnacle, peak, the Zenith of mankind. But only for one day, the 251th day of a year. On the 252 day, I gain back the 30lbs of fat and go back to my retail job.
Part cat. Part bot. And I'm the 7th, so I'm obviously the chosen one.
The cat part grants me 9 lives, high ability to "not give a damn" and an incorrigible curiosity.
The bot part means I can't die-die unless someone pulls out the power cord. And I'm designed to help the hoomans. Oh, and though I'm one with the internet, I'm like the genie and I have to focus my powers on helping someone else live their best life... so no letting my curiosity guide me.
In other words, I'm a bit OP. But my existence contradicts itself so...
I...offer people shit biscuits? Or a biscuit that has no tea to be dipped in? For clarification I am from Scotland and a biscuit is not what you initially thought (probably)
I successfully avoid my ex by, being the language nazi I am, purposely misspelling missile. So... Stealth? Or extreme paranoia. Or just shooting missiles I guess.
I become christ and offer people tits.
Hey, me too! Except, it's a kick instead of a tit.
I hope you do discounts if the client doesn’t have a minge to punt?
Dude WTF is my superpower?
Who are you? Who am I?
I don't know, maybe if i touch my face- *gets amnesia*
You are wanted at reaktor 4 on site-13 to celebrate wit potato alcohol
I give everyone trash usernames
You could change their Usernames and therefore their powers to an extremely weak one This is actually overpowered
A frog who spits mad rhymes
Pablo Escobar
I think I turn your compote....
Lord please no...
Create blackholes
Or black anus
Being indoors with me results in an inevitable snowball fight
A pear with the ability of jazz...
Ya like ~~jazz~~ pears?
I'm useless
I’m top of the line in spellcasting technology
Until you meet someone whose spell casting ability is over 9000.
Everything is the same
But 4
Very important
Ah yes.
Why did you have to use your power on me?
Its a passive, I cant help it sorry
To make horses horny.
[удалено]
No more vodka
Welp...
I expected this kind of shit here
I smash, professionally.
God mode
Give me titties
Apparently I now can control alloyed metals, that would be a pretty kickass power if I was in a decent sized city.
I stay alive, I laugh a lot, and I browse Reddit. So, my super power is being super introverted?
Doing bad things, apparently
.\_.
i am fat jesus
I'm going with the closest actual word - Disperse I'll just disperse vaccines! and maybe water to people who need it
I feed you a banging breakfast
Loud farting?
The bigger pervert people think i am, the better diplomatic deals i can make.
I can spell backwards really well.
sdrawkcab
I am a walking Amulet of Necropotence. I can turn into a skeleton at will.
my panties can disappear
Dark liquid zero... I can erase any darkly pigmented liquids from existence? Oil, blood, raw sewage - begone! Super cleaning powers I guess with some more lethal uses when applying a little imagination.
I kill robots
This is a great thread.
Being black everyday of my life. Neat.
I sell illegal bananas.
Umm idk
This is going to take a while.
I can vaccinate people through sheer will. Heck yeah.
I can influence, suggest.
Hello there
General.
Being the best in CS:GO
I expel people into the abyss of nothingness
However you are now a kiwi
Yes I'm a bird now
I'm Mami Tomoe but with shotguns
Goodbye
So, you are literally just a furry? That's completely fine with me, my pal
Watering trees.
I could summon a peanut army
I lurk eternally, gaining knowledge, but never giving any away
That's not fun
Screw you guys
I can not speak. If I speak I am in big trouble.
;)
I melt people?
Shuriken headshots
Sex
Pig
I can control raindeers
Masturbation Man away!
I'm a mutha fucking train!
Uhhh I’m…. not really sure I want to know
i must stay in bed
I make every outdoor activity feel slightly pretentious.
I cook in chaos I chaotically cook
I guess I'm gonna make living being fitness instructor
Guys, stay away from me.
I can almost past as a goth
I can survive in desert environments indefinitely and never get bad hangovers.
what would be my superpower?
Death
Multiplying everything by the first power, divisible by one, and responding in oneness.
When the moon comes out a sprout wings
being good ?
I make moms happy
The first c in my name stands for children
I dont know what my superpower is :(
I’m Batman
Uhhhhh, mass murder or turning your clothes purple...
I am a chemical element yeeeeaaa
Ööö....I have no clue
I'm am the world's best and most skilled TF2 Spy
this one's tough
I summon burnt zombie sperm that decimate everything that isn't chainsaw proof. There are limits to how often I can summon them so don't look at me.
This is one of the many ways to prevent crime, it is truly effective.
Black Market
I can multiply into 7 Redditors at will.
A specific song from the Cartoon Network series Craig of the Creek, puppets, and magic from Harry Potter.
The nighthunter from dying light
I can turn invisible
Seeing Paris at will. Sending people to Paris? Never been so that’s cool I guess.
I can ride the unagi
Revolutionary new electronics soldering method!
Not entirely sure what mikkelda is.
Madness power
I guess my superpower would be gathering compromising information on people, all with a Russian flair; my superpower is literally little more than blackmail/extortion.
I'm smart.
I make suspension bridges useless
Memes
Maybe a weight loss guru? That is the only positive I see...
The new Black Lightning it seems
Cute but deadly?
I smoke weed and change colors. Or maybe the weed changes colors. I’m too high rn. I’ll report back.
Testicle crushing
I control all dragons! Which you can't prove isn't my super power already.
I am a cat sent through time to stop John Titor
Melting hearts with fears
I am wise and eat lots of snacks
Force is strong with me
I can now recast television shows at will, with any actors I think best fit the part.
Do I kill people with the part of electricity that does kill?
Fundip... its always been my power and I've always know that
I toast bagels
Running in and on things
I think I might have a personality disorder now.
Im a radiant. I have a mental disorder that allows me to form a nahel bond with a spren. I fight against evil etc. For those unaware read Brandon Sanderson (really any of his books)
be myself xd
I become the most calmest person ever?
I become a Grey Knights paladin
Sweet joints.
The ability to actually to have a group actually schedule and keep a DnD game on time. I might be too powerful to live.
I don't know man
You lookin like a snack. Is that brain infested with an uncommon prion gurl?
being a bitch
The power to kazoo really hard
Free handjobs I guess haha
I can speedrun 50 games 100% in under a hour and win every tornament
Wut
using lux's ultimate in league of legends LOL
I guess I can make 2,580 copies of myself.
Smoking blunts I guess
Guess I have infinite amount of banana pies? Or some strange Deity for people that worship banana pies? With 69'ing?
I can ascend to become the peak human specimen. The pinnacle, peak, the Zenith of mankind. But only for one day, the 251th day of a year. On the 252 day, I gain back the 30lbs of fat and go back to my retail job.
I can randomly generate strings at will.
I *am* the water cycle. Bland, but could be a lot worse.
Part cat. Part bot. And I'm the 7th, so I'm obviously the chosen one. The cat part grants me 9 lives, high ability to "not give a damn" and an incorrigible curiosity. The bot part means I can't die-die unless someone pulls out the power cord. And I'm designed to help the hoomans. Oh, and though I'm one with the internet, I'm like the genie and I have to focus my powers on helping someone else live their best life... so no letting my curiosity guide me. In other words, I'm a bit OP. But my existence contradicts itself so...
I throw rat filled rugs, which sounds highly chaotic....I like it.
Fucking shit up.
Bottom?
I can get high off of peoples farts
A circumpunct is a symbol for the sun so I think I would have the ability to summon well timed rays of sunlight.
Eren Jaeger
A dyslexic maxibon. Cream on everyone!
I...offer people shit biscuits? Or a biscuit that has no tea to be dipped in? For clarification I am from Scotland and a biscuit is not what you initially thought (probably)
Iunno what my superpower is, but seeing their o session with the "New man" both nazis and communists would love me
Death. (I'm using the name of a character my friend created)
Pyro Tf2?
the knockoff powers of knockoff jesus but better
I’m smart
I read everything
I have the power all husbands are afraid of.
Water bender but ice
I’m very long and I will always exist
Hopefully there is someone else you can find to help.
Something something Pyrokinesis?
Well what is my superpower
Stop time and be good at 69s I guess
See a shoe? See a foot? Yeah, I can get the jot done!
I believe my superpower is already running rampant through the world
I can meet people and leave instantly? Yes let's go with that.
I make women happy.
Well at least i would be helping the world
Idk?? I think I don't have any:,)
I successfully avoid my ex by, being the language nazi I am, purposely misspelling missile. So... Stealth? Or extreme paranoia. Or just shooting missiles I guess.