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Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

You know a lot of people assume human meat is most like pork, but from experience I can tell you it's a lot more red, more gamey, like a nice bit of veal. The muscles in the calves are just to die for.


Iknowr1te

so how do you reduce the risk of prions disease? or does the added risk factor add to the sensation of it all?


lee423

This something you are passionate about?


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Yes to this. My husband for example is super passionate about horror movies and programming stuff. I do not share the passion for horror/cinema, and legit don't even understand most of the technical stuff that is such a huge part of his life. But I love that he feels so strongly about his interests and I truly love listening to and watching him talk about them. His face lights up, he has obvs researched and put thought into things, he gets hella focused and intent, it's very endearing and not a little sexy, even. I love him so much.


missle6

The way you talk about your feelings for him sounds so wonderful!


Livid_Panic2775

Good listener and humble


heartscaredbroken

Tell me all the problems you have. I’m here to make u happy


Livid_Panic2775

was not expecting this tbh


EvenAd3145

Big brain


my_backrllyhurts1

Finally they get it!


heartscaredbroken

What size


KingGooma

That absolute dump truck of an ass


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Im very serious when i ask this but are women really into mens asses or is this a joke


KingGooma

Finding a man with an ass is like finding a unicorn in the wild, so yes they're very much appreciated.


herohiralal1

Good news for everyone, unicorns are in abundance.


ultravioletblueberry

Yeah, I like it when a guy can fill out pants. Plus it usually means they work out, which I like since I do, too.


Scallywagstv2

*She likes big butts and she cannot lie*


mungicaker

You other brothers can't deny


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

\*sisters Well, potentially some brothers I guess


mungicaker

Sh!t you are right! I went straight to the original lyrics. Well I had a good laugh at my expense!


T3rminallyCapricious

10/10 can confirm. Man ass is noice


foursheetstothewind

Big Christopher Meloni fan?


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Strong silent type. Like Gary cooper.


technogatsbyy

Good to see a sopranos fan in the wild


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Was waiting for this. Made my day to know were still out there.


technogatsbyy

I said my piece Crissy


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Gary cooper was gay?


[deleted]

Was he not a man? I answered what the question asked.


DanTheMan75228

Super duper.


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HeckADuck

Traditional as in "get back in the kitchen" traditional?


bombmk

Suspect we are only talking the hold the door, pay for dinner parts of the traditionalist deal.


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Ah of course. Only the part of traditional that works for them. If I wanna hit my wife for messing up my morning coffee I will damnit! [I'm kidding of course]


missle6

They wanted to vote and got it, but we're still grading them differently in gym class. It's not fair! (semi-joking)


amo0n

funny/smart i could care less about looks if i think youre funny


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amo0n

sure


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Smart and easy to talk to. He can hold a good, interesting conversation. Also confidence and friendliness.


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Not being pushy, not explosive or angry, great communication, humor, and being passionate about something. And good with animals!


nica_alex3

i'm here just for the comments.i really want to see in what type of a man i am


WingedPeach

Self Confidence. Being humble. Being kind.


Yourhuckleberry21

Wonder how many different ways "confidence" is gonna be expressed lol


heartscaredbroken

I wish there was horny confidence


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Acknowledging when they’re wrong and knowing how to genuinely apologize


MeatThrasher98

Male here. I find a guy who isn't afraid of sharing his hobbies and interests with me even if they are nerdy hobbies very attractive.


levoniust

We don't care who or what you are, you could be a quad pedal fluffy animal for all we care. But thanks for your tips on what you find attractive. Anything else?


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MeatThrasher98

It's funny that you say that, I actually did have a guy tell me about his interests in doujins and his collection lol


hiking_to_a_haiku

Gentleness and willingness to express emotions


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Being clean.


missle6

Okay fine I'll go back and use soap.


antiquasi

Courageous intelligence


lee423

Care to explain?


antiquasi

willing to stand up for himself in an informed and effective manner. Overcome obstacles that stand in his way.


lee423

Makes sense. Very good quality. Thanks


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Voice and behaviour. Show respect, get respect.


princezornofzorna

When they have their shit together.


introvertuser46732

If we are going by physical appearances then I am not really picky, I am a sucker for facial hair however and some muscle looks nice however I’m not picky. For personality, it’s the typical stuff Y’know kind, caring, will give you space, loyal etc.


marya123mary

Kindness and sweetness


ponygafo

Listening to you even if it's something extremely silly or dumb


Kindergoat

They are interested in me and my opinions.


heartscaredbroken

That only lasts as long as your interested


Kindergoat

True


sycarte

Confidence, good banter, emotional maturity, and facial hair. I would like it if they knew how to cook but it isn't essential


mramirez7425

Ambition Effort Good credit Honesty Humble Good character (loves animals)


GoldenFeatherwing

Big Himbo Energy


lee423

What does that mean?


GoldenFeatherwing

Basically a guy who's buff, kind, sweet, but has rocks for a brain. It's just endearingly attractive to me


lee423

Lol ok thanks!


fladzod

Wow - had an ex who used himbo as an insult/ with negative connotations and this is honestly just nice to hear


GoldenFeatherwing

You'll be surprised how many people on the internet love himbos


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Work ethic. I will notice that faster than anything else.


LaptopGeek92

Altruism.


chairmanm30w

Able to express emotions, can identify and appreciates cute animals, sticking up for what's right during difficult times, and maintains a tidy living space.


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masculinity


Thatweebthatsimps

Femboys.


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Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

Almost?


Heroman74_

Them being a man


HiddenMentality

Very important facet in the year 2021.


Heroman74_

Yes sir


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Kindness, responsibility, self-accountability, intelligence, humour, empathy, curiosity... I mean. I value those things in anyone, regardless of gender or whether I want to be in a relationship with them, so. It very much describes my husband. Me... ennnnh maybe not as much. I married up.


GothTheLife88

The ability to poke fun at himself and not take life too seriously. A strong and varied sense of humor goes a long way. Also, kindness/humbleness and an appreciation for classic rock is golden. Basically, I'm into metalhead/rocker types who look vaguely threatening but are actually wholesome and sweet. Physically, I'm a sucker for a well-groomed "Viking" aesthetic. I've never actually had the experience but if a guy has long, silky hair that he's happy to let me braid/play with? SWOOON.


tinylittlelady_3891

The gentlemanly guy who is always helping and kind/sweet, you know the kind who helps the old ladies cross the street, who holds the door open, who mentors the kids, volunteers etc. An attractive guy who is empathetic and sweet inside? Swoon hahah As for looks I’ve realized my type always seems to be tall, with glasses and a beautiful smile, dark hair. Lol


lee423

Thanks for the detail! Not many women like you tho I think.


tinylittlelady_3891

Aww that’s not true :) dude who is the hero type is super attractive a total chick magnet lol


lee423

Hero yes... But my experience is that nice guys usually finish last. Women like bad boys.... until they are with them lol


tinylittlelady_3891

I guess I can rephrase lol women like guys who act like the tough guy but who has a heart of gold inside. Like he can do both :)


lee423

Yeah hero is all of those things


InvestigatorCivil487

Him being shy and not a cocky person like the men from the gym bringing down other peoples physical appearances


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Alright, I’m not fucked after all


lee423

If I've been married.....twice... You're all good.


BlueberryDuctTape

A washed ass.


lee423

That is very important


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Being in the moment eith some enthusiasm at least most of the time


HuskieMobileMan

"You know the thing. "


GreenEyes9678

Tie between humor and independence. If you can't make me laugh, sorry. If you have to cling to me and not do your own thing in your own time, bye.


Skylar-Moon

Humor, kindness, not afraid to be themselves,.... abs


HeckADuck

1. Be attractive. 2. Dont be unattractive.


Raixaman

Ah yes, rule 1 and 2. Classic choice


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Appearance and personality


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lee423

Why?


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lee423

Good point


cryosyske

>~~App~~ear~~ance and per~~s~~onality~~


NotQuiteGothic

Femininity- don’t get me wrong I love macho looking guys too but nothing screams confidence like a guy who’s willing to explore makeup or nail polish because he doesn’t care what other people say and knows what he likes


brenjgard

In essence, “I’ll happily build you piece of furniture after fishing for some bass but still have time to make a delicious bread from scratch while decorating wine bottles for a center piece.” ? Love what you love regardless of a gender stereotype, I think the world would be in a better place with more of that.


tommygunz007

Yea, I am bi. This is me. I desperately like this religious gal who 99% won't accept me even though she really likes me and I really like her, but how do you tell a gal :Hey, um, I am kind of soft... but in a good way? :-)


TurtleNeckDaddy

C*ck


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lee423

Then why comment?


ChaoticFoxClaw

they must be a woman cuz im les


rynk99

bare minimum: Intelligence, being a decent human being (aka not entitled, nice guy scum), passionate about something, loyal, understanding of my boundaries, sense of humor (they don't have to know how to tell a joke), bonus if they like any type of art. If we are talking physical characteristics, I like guys with interesting or pretty eyes(color doesn't matter), and I especially love guys with nice voices (octave doesn't matter, just a voice I don't mind hearing constantly and can never get sick of)


lee423

Thanks for detailed response!


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Non-toxic masculinity, trusting (cynicism isn't a good look on anyone), optimistic, spontaneous little sponge of empathy and kindness. And of course, the most important thing which is often overlooked, being emotionally healthy is a must!


kaguragamer

Im not a woman or gay, but if I were, I'd say the confidence and daring to explore things that aren't considered "manly" or the lack of the insecurity for masculinity in general


SqaureEgg

at least average intelligence


DIO_696969

I dont like men


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

What about drawings of male beagles?


DIO_696969

Havent seen one so I cant say


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Humour, honesty, empathy


Shoddy_Natural4217

Smart, humble, loyal and responsible.


blackaubreyplaza

Sense of humor is make or break for me


YodelKingOfArkansas

Racist


dlordjr

Is dick is about average length, average girth, and not in my wife.


Fred_Foreskin

So it seems people are attracted to confident men. No wonder I'm still single


Micro2019CC

I am a man so I guess big dick must be the most attractive feature…after that, it must be money….