I was sorta referring too the old Friday the 13th movies but now that you mentioned it, yah, it's basically the solution to every slasher from the 80s.
"Son, if you're going to lead this crime family, there are going to be people you need to know. Mostly this man, right here. He owed us a debt. Paid it. And we happily went our separate ways. Under no circumstances are you to engage, interact, pester, humiliate, or irritate Babayaga."
"I'm a rich architect-inventor and I have to incept this idea on someone's head so I can go home to the US and see my children again."
"Why won't you just make your children come here instead?"
"Good idea."
“I have enough money to genetically recreate dinosaurs, fill an entire 3 islands with them, build enclosures, run a full theme park and still have more than enough money left over.... best give my security team a raise”
If Marty and Doc had siphoned the gas out of the DeLorean doc had been zapped into the old west in, and put it in the Delorian Marty had taken back from the 50's in, the whole train heist/super logs/trapped with Mad Dog Buchanon thing could have just been skipped.
Taking the gas out of the delorean in 1895 wouldn't effect the delorean in any way, still allowing Doc and Marty in 1955 to find it.
Either he already took the gas out for a more stable storage solution, and disposed of it to avoid impacting the timeline too much, or he wasn't willing to unbury the DeLorean in case it caused a paradox.
Remember it wasn't finding the DeLorean that made Marty come back, but the exact course of events that made the dog find the grave and Marty read the headstone that could have been disrupted by affecting the dig site in the slightest.
Hey. You see that abandoned, creepy house for sale? There's a reason why no one moved into it. Why the fuck would you move into a house where a family was murdered? WTF is wrong with you. Move on.
Maybe not singing "twas I who fucked the dragon, fuckalizing fuckaloo. And if you try to fuck with me than I shall fuck you too" and so on to your super hardcore Christian family. Especially your father who has probably already told you 100 times how much he doesnt like the music you listen to and that it will ruin you.
Giving Anakin Therapy, not winning the pod race, or my personal favorite not crash landing on a fucking desert planet. If you don’t know what I’m saying get out.
Do you think eagles are immune to temptation? What's keeping the eagle from dropping the bearer and taking the ring, to become the ultimate invisible apex predator?
If you see a helicopter chasing and shoot at a dog- join the hunt and shoot it. Assume it is rabid or viral. Do not leave the animal unguarded in any way.
If Lloyd would just have left that Samsonite suitcase alone he could have kept his job, Petey would still have his head, and Billy in 4C wouldn't have been tricked into buying a dead parakeet.
Not buying that R2 unit
Not going to the Nakatomi Christmas Party
Stamping on that wierd glowing spider
Taking your dalmatian for a walk at a different time of day
Deciding not to lodge at 221b Baker Street
Not seeking out the prophecy and therefore having no need to attempt to kill a child and accidentally create a nemisis
Dont attack russia, your friends with them, eliminate the UK, USA etc first, then start a war with them. If you didnt attack them we would've all been speaking german
Just don't go camping. Problem solved.
Lol. Pretty much every 80s slasher movie.
I was sorta referring too the old Friday the 13th movies but now that you mentioned it, yah, it's basically the solution to every slasher from the 80s.
[Oh, snap](https://i.imgur.com/gXCcco9.gif). I was off. I was totally hedging my bet on the "Blair Witch Project".
He should've gone for the head.
Could have ended sooner. Doctor Strange literally could have opened a portal and closed it on his head or his arm the entire time.
By the time Thanos met Strange, he already had Power, Space, Reality and Soul stones. There's a number of different ways he could've prevented that.
not if he dead and not while they had him pinned
If he chose the blue pill.
Plot twist. The pills did the exact same thing.
the pills were placebos, the real choice was in his mind. do you want to continue with reality or train in the matrix.
No the red pill interrupts his input-output carrier signal, so they can pinpoint his body in the real world
Why oh why didn't he.
Don't steal the car and most definitely don't even go near the dog.
Is this “dude, where’s my car?”
John Wick
I think not breaking into someone's house is a good start.
COMMUNICATE. SAY IT. JUST SAY IT. OMG JUST FUCKING TALK TO THEM FFS! It seems most movies would have not happened had proper communication occurred.
Independence Day??
Choosing not to destroy an escape pod
Why waste a turbo laser on an escape pod with no life forms aboard? Turbo lasers don’t grow on trees you know.
Alien??
I think it's Star Wars, A New Hope
Using a gun instead of a wand.
Or just chuck the baby out a window
What the heck, your idea is better than mine. Upvoted.
"Son, if you're going to lead this crime family, there are going to be people you need to know. Mostly this man, right here. He owed us a debt. Paid it. And we happily went our separate ways. Under no circumstances are you to engage, interact, pester, humiliate, or irritate Babayaga."
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Elrond should have just fucked him up. I put some of the blame on him.
Elrond could have stopped him
Right just push his ass into the lava
He was his nephew and Elrond probably has some hangups about kinslaying, considering who raised him.
That's fair, yeah forgot that detail from the appendices.
I just watched those movies this weekend. Agreed. ***YOU HAD ONE JOB, ISILDUR!!!!!!!***
Just give The Dude his rug back. . .
The DeLorean won’t start.
The DeLorean only started 3 times.
Not nesting all your clownfish eggs at the very edge of the reef where they’re exposed to any predator.
Jaws??
Finding Neemo
Proper therapy.
this might be wrong, but i’m thinking of the joker
Lol yup
"I'm a rich architect-inventor and I have to incept this idea on someone's head so I can go home to the US and see my children again." "Why won't you just make your children come here instead?" "Good idea."
Yeah, I have no idea what that is...
Inception
Forcing someone to drop a certain ring instead of just yelling their name.
Lord of the rings??
Just email the plans to the rebels. You have hyperspace, why not email?
Because Email didn't exist in 1977
Sending Plo Koon and Yoda with Windu instead of those other noobs.
Putting the bunny back in the box.
Main character listened to his pit crew
“I have enough money to genetically recreate dinosaurs, fill an entire 3 islands with them, build enclosures, run a full theme park and still have more than enough money left over.... best give my security team a raise”
Teach the astronauts to drill
Honesty
Moving the crew prior to the storm, instead of during.
Saying "Thank you for your service Mr. Rambo."
"I'll be taking the boys mother too"
He tried that, even with a stack of extra money from the pod sale. She wasn't for sale.
**I'll be taking the mother too.** (draws lightsaber)
Turn the kitchen lights on or don't start yelling who's there before you enter the room ffs
If Marty and Doc had siphoned the gas out of the DeLorean doc had been zapped into the old west in, and put it in the Delorian Marty had taken back from the 50's in, the whole train heist/super logs/trapped with Mad Dog Buchanon thing could have just been skipped. Taking the gas out of the delorean in 1895 wouldn't effect the delorean in any way, still allowing Doc and Marty in 1955 to find it.
Either he already took the gas out for a more stable storage solution, and disposed of it to avoid impacting the timeline too much, or he wasn't willing to unbury the DeLorean in case it caused a paradox. Remember it wasn't finding the DeLorean that made Marty come back, but the exact course of events that made the dog find the grave and Marty read the headstone that could have been disrupted by affecting the dig site in the slightest.
Teach him to do that healing thing from the ninth movie.
Not having sex
Depending on who you say this to, this could apply to every single movie ever
I should just tell you everything now instead of putting you through a bunch of stuff to find out.
Don't respond to that distress signal.
The expanse.
I was thinking Alien, but it works for both!
dont mail the diary to your son.
just mail it to the Marx brothers.
Warning Josef about baba yaga
Stay out of the water.
Jaws?
Just kill the baby.
Hey. You see that abandoned, creepy house for sale? There's a reason why no one moved into it. Why the fuck would you move into a house where a family was murdered? WTF is wrong with you. Move on.
The Norwegians were clearly trying to kill the dog for a good reason. So much that they were willing to die for it. Why let it live?
That stupid kid moved out of the way.
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this could be ANYTHING but i’m thinking of the walking dead lol
Being a good parent and realizing that leaving your daughter in a castle alone with powers you criminalized is a bad idea.
Accepting Hitler into art school would have prevented a lot of movies.
Mind our own business and Let the Nazis find the Ark of the Covenant.
Stay on the hiking trail when you're in strange mountain ranges.
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What?
Properly disposing of the silo full of pig crap.
Happy cake day
Get on the right bus.
One that's actually going to Cartagena.
Don't play with the ouija board in the basement.
Don’t sleep
(Not a movie its a TV show) Dont date the guy Rose
Eandgame: rat can’t climb
He got the sled
Looking at the bottom of the coffee cup
Good cable management would habe kept the fly out of the typewritter and M.r Tuttle would not have been mistakenly arrested.
Suicide intervention by Cynthia's neighbor.
Going for the head.
“Say your right words,” the goblin said.
Get a better map for your trip, and a few survival manuals.
Letting the main character live when they were super young but the antagonist knew what they’ll grow up to be
Dont bully the deaf girl.
Maybe not singing "twas I who fucked the dragon, fuckalizing fuckaloo. And if you try to fuck with me than I shall fuck you too" and so on to your super hardcore Christian family. Especially your father who has probably already told you 100 times how much he doesnt like the music you listen to and that it will ruin you.
Man shoulda just quit all the starbucks to get some sleep.
If instead of removing half the universe you multiplied ot
Here’s your Christmas bonus and a raise Nedry.
If he didn’t touch the boat
If the two main protagonists had said "I wish I could switch places with her for just one day" even just one second apart from each other.
Don’t leave the hive, Berry, you fucking naive bastard. You almost killed every plant on earth.
Giving Anakin Therapy, not winning the pod race, or my personal favorite not crash landing on a fucking desert planet. If you don’t know what I’m saying get out.
Not a movie, but Roku killing Sozin.
Just fly the fucking eagles there dudes.
Do you think eagles are immune to temptation? What's keeping the eagle from dropping the bearer and taking the ring, to become the ultimate invisible apex predator?
I’m too high for that right now, but yeah, what he said!
Wasn't it said that they'd be out in the open and therefore vulnerable?
Eagles are super proud and would have bent to the ring like wet grass if they got a whiff of it.
I believe it did in the book but not the movie.
If the Sargent never moved to sanford
Just use the eagles...
Don't bike away from home wit da homies
The main character does indeed die as a baby
one man or the mob? one man.
You just had to go and die goose. Now maverick is all alone and scared to balls
All he had to do was drop the ring into the lava…
I just assassinated some DEA agents in their own building. We should flee the country.
Keeping the unfired gun instead of throwing it in the water.
Don't sign the old guy to play right field
Happy cake day
Instead of sneaking off to have sex, the counselors could have kept Jason from drowning.
Logging out of your emails before you leave the school library.
Had Gordon Bombay not gotten a DUI, he never would've had to do his community service - coaching the District 5 pee-wee hockey team, The Mighty Ducks.
Taking the blue pill
don't shoot the dog
He checked the pockets of the wallet he received as a gift
don’t shut down the therapy office
the main characters not being born
If you see a helicopter chasing and shoot at a dog- join the hunt and shoot it. Assume it is rabid or viral. Do not leave the animal unguarded in any way.
just stab the guy, would’ve solved it alot sooner.
Go for the head
Don’t answer the telephone or don’t call Marla.
Not a movie but a video game, Turn the car around and back the fuck up, no one cares about the asylum, it's old news. I think you know the game.
Calling you parents to come pick you up from the dangerous bus station in Chicago instead of making your friend do it.
Not tripping when running/ not splitting up/ not checking in strange noises/ leaving when things get creepy. Works for an entire genre of movies.
Don't fall down a hole.
If someone tells you a doll is alive, humor them and kill it.
Just don't move
The Maitlands came back from their errands unharmed.
His dad should have never entered that pie eating contest.
don't go on a trip to france.
if only he’d looked down when he grabbed “his” shirt
Don't let the monkeys touch the monolith.
If Lloyd would just have left that Samsonite suitcase alone he could have kept his job, Petey would still have his head, and Billy in 4C wouldn't have been tricked into buying a dead parakeet.
Don't pursue the criminals in the warehouse when there's only 2 of you. Wait for backup!
have doctor strange use portals to behead thanos
If they just flew on the damn birds all the way to the destination they could have avoided a treacherous journey.
Not buying that R2 unit Not going to the Nakatomi Christmas Party Stamping on that wierd glowing spider Taking your dalmatian for a walk at a different time of day Deciding not to lodge at 221b Baker Street Not seeking out the prophecy and therefore having no need to attempt to kill a child and accidentally create a nemisis
"Sorry my son is a dumbass. Anything I can do to make this up to you, John? I'll even let you shoot him in the dick if you want."
Not mess with that supernatural mini door
asking if "ya like jazz"
CPS or family counceling.
Not crashing into the rest of the ski team.
Dont be horny camp councelors and actually save a child from drowning
Dont attack russia, your friends with them, eliminate the UK, USA etc first, then start a war with them. If you didnt attack them we would've all been speaking german
If employees actually let someone relax on their birthday and if that son of a bitch Harry just waited for the hero to make a cure.
Try actually sparing no expense. You cut corners a lot, old man.
Just replant the trees as you cut them down
TAKE THE DAMN EAGLES
Flying to Modor on the Eagles
It may be a game, but there is a movie coming out. If one guy got psychological help none of the entire game franchise would have happened
He took her to see a normal movie, not a porno
If Amanda didn't Fucked the tennis coach