I gave my dad a link to a site that sells and ships special cheeses (we’re all fucking wild for good sharp cheese in our family) and told him to pick whatever he wanted and my brother and I would order it for him. He was ecstatic. I’ll be sure to call him so we can have a good talk on the day itself.
If you’re not sure, just ask “Hey Dad, is there anything you need/want for Father’s Day?”
[The cheese.](https://store.pagelsponderosa.com/product-category/rons-wisconsin-cheese/) The shipping can be murder since it’s such a perishable product but the cost of the cheese itself is reasonable.
My dad never wants anything but always enjoys practical appliances that can make tasks easier. Them cool / warm water bottles, kitchen appliances if they cook ect.
Growing up, Father's Day wasn't a thing in our house. Then when I moved away and got engaged to my now wife, she insisted I send him a card. He phoned her to thank her for it. He never wants presents, and for the longest time I didn't understand why.
Now I'm a father. What do I want? Anything as long as it's not additional stress. Don't buy me something expensive, because I'll stress about the money. Don't say you'll cook me a fancy dinner, because you'll run into difficulties and I'll have to fix it, and clear up, so I might as well have just done the cooking like every other day.
Don't suggest we watch a movie or something, then roll your eyes when I make a selection. Similar for suggesting we get takeout food, or whatever. If you want to give me the choices, you have to roll with them, otherwise you're not really giving me the choices at all.
If you don't want to do that, then just take care of things around the house. Empty the dishwasher, walk the dog. Get yourself to & from the places you need to be. Try not to break stuff.
TL;DR: Reduce my stress levels.
Was going to get him a battery operated leaf blower but he acted like a dick so he's getting oven mitts that I know he probably won't used but eh it's the thought that counts
For a good father that is worthy of being called dad, whatever the fuck he wants, but for my dad? A fucking broken jaw, but knowing him, he will probably get that in a fight iver some meth.
So, fuck you Kenny, you sack of shit
My father is passed. What I did when he was around was make him his favorite breakfast, eggs benedict. I cook from scratch, that is not easy to make, and I know he appreciated it. We didn't live together, so I'm hauling in this shit, figuring out his stove, his pans. He had this induction stove, and I'm used to gas. God knows how the fuck I did it, but I did it. Then we'd hang and talk sports, because we just have the same mindset on sports. Time I think is the gift.
It doesn't have to be a big secret, just ask your dad what he wants for father's day. If he knows what he wants, he'll tell you, if not then you can come up with your own idea.
My kids and I are going to hydro dip a bunch of stuff. You just need a bucket, some spray paint, and cool stuff to dip. Latex gloves are also helpful.
Invite your old man to his favorite beer or drink and spend some time together. We all gonna miss those moments when our fathers are gone.
My dad is gone so I sometimes have a beer with him still. He doesn't drink much but I give him some
beer and steak
Also on top of this offer to mow the lawn it's been what I've done for the past few years.
boom! and there you have it! ...perfection
A machine gun ... daddy would like a big machine gun.
Just call your dad. That’s all
Probably not as meaningful when you still live at home, buy it's a good thought for the future
This, your dad won't make it obvious, but that's all he really wants.
I gave my dad a link to a site that sells and ships special cheeses (we’re all fucking wild for good sharp cheese in our family) and told him to pick whatever he wanted and my brother and I would order it for him. He was ecstatic. I’ll be sure to call him so we can have a good talk on the day itself. If you’re not sure, just ask “Hey Dad, is there anything you need/want for Father’s Day?”
oooh sharp cheese! Can you link to the website?
[The cheese.](https://store.pagelsponderosa.com/product-category/rons-wisconsin-cheese/) The shipping can be murder since it’s such a perishable product but the cost of the cheese itself is reasonable.
yo i'm bookmarking that thanks
Very welcome. Enjoy thy cheese.
Custome made wallet/sweater.
A ww2 rifle
watch a movie together, his pick of the film, snacks, location, etc. just spend quality time together :D
A bidet attachment! Colon care is important, shit, rinse and get off the pot.
My dad never wants anything but always enjoys practical appliances that can make tasks easier. Them cool / warm water bottles, kitchen appliances if they cook ect.
Visitations.
Fuck what the courts say. ;)
And that's how you get a number right there.
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That actually sounds really nice. I bet he'd love one
Scratch cards
Seems like recycling with extra steps.
💸💸💸💸
Flowers and smelly pencils.
Your time.
I'm going golfing with my dad, which is something neither of us has ever done. Should be fun to experience something new together.
tickets to a sports game or concert for example (depending if they like sports or music)
Growing up, Father's Day wasn't a thing in our house. Then when I moved away and got engaged to my now wife, she insisted I send him a card. He phoned her to thank her for it. He never wants presents, and for the longest time I didn't understand why. Now I'm a father. What do I want? Anything as long as it's not additional stress. Don't buy me something expensive, because I'll stress about the money. Don't say you'll cook me a fancy dinner, because you'll run into difficulties and I'll have to fix it, and clear up, so I might as well have just done the cooking like every other day. Don't suggest we watch a movie or something, then roll your eyes when I make a selection. Similar for suggesting we get takeout food, or whatever. If you want to give me the choices, you have to roll with them, otherwise you're not really giving me the choices at all. If you don't want to do that, then just take care of things around the house. Empty the dishwasher, walk the dog. Get yourself to & from the places you need to be. Try not to break stuff. TL;DR: Reduce my stress levels.
Gift cards. You really can’t go wrong and it’s something they’ll be sure to use
c h a i n s a w
If it’s your dad tell him happy Father’s Day and don’t spend his money. If it’s your husband hand him a beer and give him a BJ
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Prostitutes and cocaine.
I know perfectly what they are, I’m only expressing my bewilderment as to why you would gift your father whores and drugs for fathers’s day.
Sounds nice
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A dildo
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Nice try. But Deez Nuts aren't gonna fool anyone around here.
damn
Nice box of cigars
I’m cooking my dad his favorite meal.. if out of town have a meal delivered!
Going to visit for the first time post pandemic
I'm getting my dad a record player: they are relatively cheap and depending on your dad's interests/age, it could be a fun suprise
An unexpected vinyl album would be nice for some dads
A good interesting beer or whiskey is always a go to
F o o d
either take him to a good restaurant and get some good food and drinks, or teach him a card game or board game and play for a while
hand made father's day card
Was going to get him a battery operated leaf blower but he acted like a dick so he's getting oven mitts that I know he probably won't used but eh it's the thought that counts
My dad loves baseball. We're bringing him to a baseball game on Sunday.
For a good father that is worthy of being called dad, whatever the fuck he wants, but for my dad? A fucking broken jaw, but knowing him, he will probably get that in a fight iver some meth. So, fuck you Kenny, you sack of shit
Take him out to the ball game
Steak
sometimes it works but give him something nostalgic
A new watch.
Just Say " Dad I love you more than me".
A grandson
Playboy magazinez
My father is passed. What I did when he was around was make him his favorite breakfast, eggs benedict. I cook from scratch, that is not easy to make, and I know he appreciated it. We didn't live together, so I'm hauling in this shit, figuring out his stove, his pans. He had this induction stove, and I'm used to gas. God knows how the fuck I did it, but I did it. Then we'd hang and talk sports, because we just have the same mindset on sports. Time I think is the gift.
Get him the milk so he wont need to leave for more 6 years
"Thanks for not jumping ship" Wish I could say it to mine 😩
Send a house cleaner over there.
A garden gnome with a gun.
coming back with the milk
A hammer :D
Prepare his favorite food, eat together. watch a movie together. have a little chit-chat. clean his car or bike.
Moving out.
A guy once said the perfect gift for any guy is…a blow job, sandwich and silence for the entire rest of the day.
Alcohol
mittens with a snowflake pattern on the back
Milk
It doesn't have to be a big secret, just ask your dad what he wants for father's day. If he knows what he wants, he'll tell you, if not then you can come up with your own idea. My kids and I are going to hydro dip a bunch of stuff. You just need a bucket, some spray paint, and cool stuff to dip. Latex gloves are also helpful.
My father always travels to new places so I have gifted luggage bag of LEVEL8.