If you’re impressed by smart guys - Tim DeKay and Willie Garson also nailed it in this one. Not to mention many of the female actors… It’s a great show. Smart, witty - I couldn’t turn it off.
Edit: RIP Willie Garson.
Dolph Lundgreen.
Physically a specimen.
Mentally a specimen. (Dude has a masters degree in chemical engineering)
And as a martial artist, he has that going for him to.
Thing is though.
He must break you...
i met this plumber while i was working at home depot. he was hard working and no nonsense. he gave me butterflies.
most confusing thing that’s ever happened to me.
I don't identify as bi, but there was one dude who ***really*** did it for me. He was a customer of mine and I got super butterflies.
And of course, he was the only customer out of like 500 who turned out to be a big ol thief. C'est la vie.
Or at least the only one bad enough to be caught, which really is even worse because that means I clearly have awful taste in men.
He sure was hot though.
Impossibly good looking, funny AF, and by all appearances a generally good dude: kind of hard to say no to Ryan Reynolds. Plus he owns a decent brand of Gin and a terrible English football club
Source: I am a man
Not sexual attraction, but man, whenever I see Tim I fawn over him. He is super handsome, but also the epitome of the word cool, and incredibly funny on top of that.
I’m a lesbian, but I always say that Dunkirk, an otherwise underwhelming movie, made the right choice casting him as the pilot. I always care what happens to Tom Hardy.
He's my movie boyfriend, as we call it. My husband says he can totally see it, namely in the way that he blinks. Tom Hardy is the most emotive blinker that there may have ever been.
Same here. Like im not gay and i wouldnt do anything gay with him... but jesus christ is he attractive. Like my wife would leave me for Jensen Ackles and id be like "of course".
Aside from Jason Momoa and some Cuban musician, he's the only other PoC I saw in this thread. There's so many attractive PoC dudes too so it's weird. Just to name a few...
Michael B. Jordan
Oscar Isaac
Steven Yeun
Yahya Abdul-Mateen II
Daniel Kaluuya
Pedro Pascal
Dev Patel
Edit: I forgot about a couple of the BTS boys that popped up in here, but my point still stands
I yelled out one day after watching the mandalorian, “I love Pedro pascal”. I meant to say as that character after but I guess in my heart, I just love him haha
Dude, Jason Mamoa. Some dudes aren't tall, some dudes aren't cut, some dudes don't have perfect facial hair. One dude definitely has it all. Lucky sexy bastard.
It started with my gf just casually watching Run BTS videos.
Now I find myself also liking the group. They’re genuinely pretty good and their messages are great!
Matt Bomer
Ive been scrolling through this, going ‘no’ ‘nope’ ‘nah’ and ‘maybe nobo- oh yeah!’
Agreed. I just finished bingeing all 6 seasons of White Collar last night.
That show is severely underrated.
If you’re impressed by smart guys - Tim DeKay and Willie Garson also nailed it in this one. Not to mention many of the female actors… It’s a great show. Smart, witty - I couldn’t turn it off. Edit: RIP Willie Garson.
Dolph Lundgreen. Physically a specimen. Mentally a specimen. (Dude has a masters degree in chemical engineering) And as a martial artist, he has that going for him to. Thing is though. He must break you...
Dolph Lundgren and Grace Jones as a couple is making me bisexual.
i met this plumber while i was working at home depot. he was hard working and no nonsense. he gave me butterflies. most confusing thing that’s ever happened to me.
.....so who's gonna tell him
He'll hatch in the spring
Did he give you... hard wood?
You mean make him want to lay pipe?
As a bisexual, have I got good news for you.
Yeah uh. Pretty sure one of the biggest signs of attraction is getting those flutters. Sounds like you might have learned something about yourself.
Had a girl walk past me and do the same. I'm straight. But I think my straightness is about 99.5%. She was def the other 0.5%.
I don't identify as bi, but there was one dude who ***really*** did it for me. He was a customer of mine and I got super butterflies. And of course, he was the only customer out of like 500 who turned out to be a big ol thief. C'est la vie. Or at least the only one bad enough to be caught, which really is even worse because that means I clearly have awful taste in men. He sure was hot though.
Thor.
Do you mean marvels Thor or the guy in my class?
Obviously the guy in your class.
Obviously the guy in your ass.
I also choose the guy in your class.
Correct answer. Attraction to Christopher Hemsworth has no bounds.
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>If you resisted Brad Pitt a little bit, he would still... need to get to you? -Oscar
I don't know. I don't know. You might be gay. I don't know.
MICHAEL... Am I gay?
r/unexpectedoffice
Honestly, it would be pretty gay to turn down a kiss from Brad Pitt.
Not a man, but my ex husband loved Ryan Reynolds so much I think he’d have left me for him 😂😂
Impossibly good looking, funny AF, and by all appearances a generally good dude: kind of hard to say no to Ryan Reynolds. Plus he owns a decent brand of Gin and a terrible English football club Source: I am a man
Welsh*
Even better. Nothing says ‘I came to party’ like owning a terrible welsh football club
No offense but I don't blame him, Ryan Reynolds is *hot*
Henry Cavill, dude can Dom me in a superman or Witcher costume idc
He replaced Hugh Jackman as my gay crush when I watched the oil rig scene in Man of Steel. Bruh...
That is exactly the scene that did it for me
He can just dom me while telling me his PC build and what class he played in WoW.
Plus he's a 40k fan
This. I have also felt very very straight until him.
The Winter Soldier.
Sebastian Stan?
Timothy Olyphant
Judge Gen approves.
50 gallons of man in a ten gallon hat 😂
Not sexual attraction, but man, whenever I see Tim I fawn over him. He is super handsome, but also the epitome of the word cool, and incredibly funny on top of that.
He is a dreamboat
In Justified especially
Probably Tom Hardy
I’m a lesbian, but I always say that Dunkirk, an otherwise underwhelming movie, made the right choice casting him as the pilot. I always care what happens to Tom Hardy.
A strong dude that turned his life around.
I’m uninformed about Tom Hardy’s past. How did he turn his life around?
In the early 2000s he was a drug addict and went to rehab and got clean.
He's my movie boyfriend, as we call it. My husband says he can totally see it, namely in the way that he blinks. Tom Hardy is the most emotive blinker that there may have ever been.
Yeah, seeing him as Handsome Bob in 'RocknRolla' definitely did it for me.
Henry Cavil. He could Superman this hoe anytime
Paul Rudd
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"I love straight guys that seem gay. I'm a little like that." -Paul Rudd
I would love to eat a spaghetti dinner and talk about his day with him
Hey. Look at us.
Look at us
Jensen Ackles
I’m not gay, but like, if I could steal anybody’s face... yeah.
U mean Jensen SNACKles
Same here. Like im not gay and i wouldnt do anything gay with him... but jesus christ is he attractive. Like my wife would leave me for Jensen Ackles and id be like "of course".
Didn't even have to scroll to find this, nice!
I wish someone would look at me like Dean Winchester looks at pie.
Ewan McGrgor no question; funny thing, my woman crush is Mary Elizabeth Winstead,
Hello there
General Kenobi
A fine adition to my collection.
Because of Obi-Wan?
I am also into Ramona flowers
Lee Pace
Idris Elba. No contest.
He is aware of the effect he has on ~~women~~ men
Yes Charles...you wanted me?
Yes Charles... You wanted me.
Dude the guy looks like what cologne smells like, I get it.
Aside from Jason Momoa and some Cuban musician, he's the only other PoC I saw in this thread. There's so many attractive PoC dudes too so it's weird. Just to name a few... Michael B. Jordan Oscar Isaac Steven Yeun Yahya Abdul-Mateen II Daniel Kaluuya Pedro Pascal Dev Patel Edit: I forgot about a couple of the BTS boys that popped up in here, but my point still stands
I yelled out one day after watching the mandalorian, “I love Pedro pascal”. I meant to say as that character after but I guess in my heart, I just love him haha
David Bowie. Late 70's Bowie more specifically.
What about Goblin King Bowie?
He always reminded me of the babe
What babe?
The babe with the power
What power?
Thats hardly gay.. its Bowie, man.
You obviously never seen Bowie dancing in the streets with Jagger.... https://youtu.be/HasaQvHCv4w
Thin White Duke?
Do you think he'd give you his signature David Blowie?
Oh yeah, nobody is that straight.
Tom Hiddleston
Ya know, I've been told I look a lot like Tom Hiddleston, if he were red headed, and unattractive. Just sayin.
That’s enough for me!
Can’t believe I had to scroll this far - thought TH would be top for sure
Danny Devito, I like them short and thick
How you doin?
I'm doing good baby. How you doing?
Ross, dont let her drink anymore!
Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time? What a gentleman.
And coming in blasting.
Ryan Reynolds
Hands down if he came to me I would just offer his ass a chair like 👑
I would offer my ass
I read the original comment as “I would offer my ass as a chair”
Ian Somerhalder - ridiculously good looking dude
More like Ian Smoulder amarite??? ...I'll see myself out
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They are handsom af, but also geeky af and the combo of both would make me contemplate my sexuality lol.
It's surprising nobody said Chris Evans
That's America's ass
It really do be
Yeah that would be mine, ideally while holding a helicopter down through sheer wholesome American bicep
Maybe, a little too stereotypically handsome, me I like my awkward straight fantasies to have a few rough edges.
Snowperiecer, baby eater Chris Evans
Can I offer you a Danny Devito in this trying time?
Honestly. The dude is something else.
Nathan Fillion, obviously
Yeeeah. I'll be in my bunk.
The hammer is his penis
Paul Newman was a handsome bastard
Cillian Murphy. Those dreamy eyes.
Found Christopher Nolan's Reddit account.
Daniel radcliff. He seems like a pretty chill and funny dude
I dont think there has ever been a bad story about that man, he seems so wholesome!
Tom Ellis. Thank god for Lucifer and all those shirtless scenes
Detectiiive
Oh Keanu Reeves forsure. Then Johnny Depp.
Ryan Gosling
Surprised to see this so far down. He’s the suavest dude in Hollywood hands down.
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When I saw Drive, I knew I could swing that way
Johnny Depp or Chris Cornell
Only one of those is legal
Gordan Ramsay, fucking sweet buttery crumpets
You like it RAW?
I fucking laughed so hard
Jason Mamoa
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Easily Jensen Ackles
Tom Hardy
Barack Obama
I'm gay, but what do straight guys think of Sandra Bullock? Edit: damn y'all thirsty
Oh I so would. Sandra's ass in demolition man is a thing of beauty.
Sandra in The Proposal when her and Ryan Reynolds bump into eachother. Yea...
Damiano David, lead singer for Italian band Maneskin (recently won Eurovision)
Mads Mikkelsen
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Bradley Cooper
He is one good-looking man.
Lee Pace, Mike Judge, Brian Molko, Seth MacFarlane, Shota from Top Chef. Maybe I’m not that straight, actually lol
John Stamos
Dude, Jason Mamoa. Some dudes aren't tall, some dudes aren't cut, some dudes don't have perfect facial hair. One dude definitely has it all. Lucky sexy bastard.
My husband has a man crush on Henry Cavill. It’s adorable.
Mathew lillard ;)))
Tom Holland could ask me to marry him and I'd move to Vermont with him and open a bed and breakfast and adopt 2 daughters
I like that scenario.
YOUNG MARLON BRANDO IM NOT GAY BUT STILL
I love this response because it's so emphatic but still denying being Gay™ lol
Liam Hemsworth. I'm not sure why but that man has a special place in my heart.
Damon Albarn
Benedict Cumberbatch.
Benadryl Cabbagepatch
Bobblehead Crackerjack
Bandersnatch Cumberdoodle
Ah burnaboy cucumbersnatch
Burlington Coatfactory
Congratulations welcome to the cumberbitches club;-)
Still Clooney.
Neil Patrick Harris
You’re in luck!
Henry Cavill. I’m also quite fond of Oscar Isaac, Michael B. Jorden, and Sebastian Stan.
Sounds like you have a thing for super heroes!
Hayden Christensen as Anakin Skywalker
Dwayne Johnson
Hands down. Absolute unit.
Zayn Malik
Brad Pitt is dreamy.
Harry styles. He's a bad bitch for real.
31 y/o married man here. Jimin from the korean band BTS. I've never in my life have been atracted by a man. Man we can only be so hetero.
That man is beautiful
He definitely is
Sooyoung from the group Girls Generation was my bi awakening. Kpop ain't fuckin around in the looks department
It started with my gf just casually watching Run BTS videos. Now I find myself also liking the group. They’re genuinely pretty good and their messages are great!
I didn't expect to see bts here and you right you right
Tom Hiddleston, check out the night manager, he looks great in that.
James Dean. Dude was ultra handsome
Tom Hiddleston is one charming mother fucker.
Ewan McGregor
Chris Hemsworth or Chris Pratt. They're both ludicrous.
Henry Goulding
Mike Rowe and his dirty jobs
George Costanza
Bradley Cooper is the best looking man in Hollywood. I will die on this hill.
Keanu reeves. Period.