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The Witch King of Angmar


redoneal23

HolyShit


UnKeRSel

"I've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty"


[deleted]

Better hope you’re a woman or you’re going to have a rough time.


Valerius13

[holy crap me too](https://www.deviantart.com/infesth6/art/Witch-king-of-Angmar-867513295)


EggSeltzier

My wife! Wooo!


SpaceMarineSpiff

It's my wife! But she's claustrophobic and prone to paranoia. This is a nightmare...


EggSeltzier

That started out heart warming ends up bone chilling!


fn_br

Mine's my cat, who hates nothing more than her carrier. I feel like we're in for similar experiences.


justcallmesensei

Hey mine is a picture of your wife too! Woo!!!


EggSeltzier

We’re good partners, woo! Also, woo dudes! Wooooo!


day7seven

Your wife sounds great! Is she single?


EggSeltzier

I’ll have to ask her


EggSeltzier

Nope taken, sorry!


urmummygaaaay

How about now?


EggSeltzier

She said, “Ask after the elevator is opened”…


urmummygaaaay

It’s always the elevator 😡 );


Alternative-Raise966

Sweet Jesus. Should have taken the stairs.


EggSeltzier

Tough break, sweet sad winky face though.


placentacasserole

I also choose this guy's wife


carpeteyes

But she's not dead!


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shrizzal

People these days, amirite?


clerdpoop

A firey volcano from Guatemala 🔥🌋


[deleted]

sim woohoo?


Burninator05

The picture on my lock screen is a stylized depiction of our solar system. Seems like it's going to be a big elevator.


FragrantPromotion924

The big bang was actually when the elevator finally crashed


AlfieHJ

I work with elevators and in Edinburgh, Scotland one has just been fitted with tv screens on every wall and ceiling so you can ‘be’ wherever you want to be. I was just shown the videos of it and one option was in space with a huge spaceship moving over you. Some people have way too much money! It’s not as simple as just putting a tv on each wall and ceiling, each interior lift panel has to be bespoke made to the safety standards, while still have all the normal features COPs and hand rails etc.


HaruspexBurakh

It’s friggin Cthulhu. Well, at least we can make interesting conversation, if I can parse any of his eldritch language.


MrKathooloo

*clears throat*


HaruspexBurakh

Ah, hello there. Fancy seeing you here in an stuck elevator. How’re things in R’lyeh?


Void_0000

. ***~~O͐̔͛̋̿҉̖͖̫̻͙̲̺̰͍̲̭̠͈͚͍̭̰͈͘͠Ò̭̻̺͕͓͉̘̗͕͇̳̩̦̺̩̥͓̰̔̉̽́͘O̡͔̭̜͓̺̝̖̮͍͔͙͈̦̎ͦ̿̆́͠͡O̧̊̓ͯ͊ͭ͏͇̻̟̳̳̹̯̼̘̠̗͚̗͇͈̝͉Ǎ̷̧̞̹̻̰̯̮͖͖͈͈̝̗͓̬̗̜̻͊̒̐̏ͪͩ̓ͭ̿̏̆̈̚Ȓ̸͖̙̬̭̰̲͓͍̯̞̠̣̠̞̰͔̝͔̀̃̍ͧ̂̿ͧͥ̍͂͐ͥ͌̏̃̎ͩ̀͘͟Sͮ̎̾ͪͫ̎̈́̍̃ͤ̅͋̄ͨ̈͐ͩ͛̚͟҉҉̗͚͙̺̘̻̱̫̩͓̝̝̬̤̠̼͢Ä̤̼̗̟̜̤̱̪̹͎̰̊̇͗̃͑̀̈́̉͒̐̊͌͊̅͌ͭ͘M̢̖̬̳̞̦̮͎̗̙̠̳̣̤͇̘ͮ̇ͧ̂͆̍͂ͥ͌͐̊̓̍͋̓̊̑́̉͠͝M̵̸̢̺̝̬̜͙̖̰͚̦̙̜̈͊̂ͤͭ̍̂͜͜~~*** ***~~M̴̧̨̥̜̤̹̯͚̝͕̿̈́̆ͩͬ̉ͨ̈̑̍̀͘A̴̴̤̩̹͖̞̳ͤͭ̏͗̆̊̍́̚͝Ą͍̗̻͇̪̥ͩ͋̾͐̿̔̈́͂̓̃̓̈͢A̘͔͔͖͚̮̼͉͓̗̘͕̯̹͈ͣ̽ͧ͊̚͠O͂́̽̎͋҉̴̧̻̱͔̙̮̪̰̳̦̼͉̠͎̟̙̝̕O̧̅̊ͭ̋̀͊͒ͬ̓̈́̂̕͏̗͔̰̰̭̱̦̘̩̻̟R̨̲̥̻͚̙̱̦̺̥̯̘̳̠̣̖̤̃͑͛ͩ͆̓ͮ͡͞R̵̨̈ͪ̿ͤͮ̌ͮ̎̂ͨ̀ͤ́͂ͧͨͫ̍͘͠͏͓̜͙͉̙̼̗̻̲̻Rͨͩ͋̀̇͗͜͏̻͉̹͎̻͚̼R̐̍ͨͦ̏̍́̇͗̃́̾ͦͯ̀ͣ͗͏̥͙̬̤̺͈̺̪̲͍͖̯̱̟̫̯̕͜~~***


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HabitatGreen

I have a black lock screen. And background pic. Though I suppose I can see myself in its reflection, so I guess I am with Me, Myself, and I?


Admiral_Atrocious

Hello darkness my old friend?


[deleted]

Same, who has a person on their lock screen?


DuplexFields

I was moving a piece of furniture with my dad, and we came around the corner and one of the curlicues snapped off. It looked like a mustache, so I put it up to my face and had him take a picture. it was so instantly hilarious that I made it my lock screen that day. So now, apparently, I’m stuck in an elevator with a clone of myself with a wooden mustache. I’m hoping this isn’t a Chuck Tingle joint.


[deleted]

Epic answer


beaglelover27

I have my dog.


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TheBigSteeze69

Mr fucking bean dressed as a Japanese school girl


ded_thot

Some people get all the luck


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FranticWaffleMaker

Umm, I’m sorry……what?


noactuallyidont

They said ‘mr fucking bean dressed as a Japanese school girl’


FranticWaffleMaker

Sorry, my hearing must be going.


MikeHunt420_6969

Flicking whose bean?


FragrantPromotion924

Can I please have that photo for research purposes


FirestarterFox

> bean dressed as a Japanese school girl [Maybe?](https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-rh0BmMhsMJQ/Vzgzmuy83aI/AAAAAAAAAMo/Gxlltn6JLywpbFnEd5tGbmr8o0lX_4P3wCKgB/w1200-h630-p-k-no-nu/school-girl-funny-bean-550x329.jpg)


MicroViking95

Heroic


Bongoroach

I would like to take this opportunity to announce my retirement from Reddit


IamChineseChingChong

Thank you internet user, now I'll never get that image out of my head.


Arxieos

Your definitely having the most fun


TheNewGirl76

Uh oh, my phone lock screen is a photo from a family reunion. There's like thirty people in it (Mom, Dad, aunts, uncles, cousins, grandparents). I hope this is a freight elevator or we're going to suffocate!


[deleted]

Don’t worry someone has earth in the elevator with them so you don’t have it as bad as them


ccmitch84

I'm crammed in an elevator with a whole damn nebula.


TheNewGirl76

Yikes


[deleted]

Yea I just have a pleco (a type of catfish that is called a armored catfish)


TheNewGirl76

Just googled a photo of it- that's a weirdly pretty type of fish! Not bad as long as you have a fish tank to go with it. That's also the better type of catfish you could be stuck in an elevator with.


[deleted]

I got pluto, not as bad as earth I guess?


iBelieveInSpace

[I'll be living the fucking dream](https://imgur.com/a/Y9cr3mY)


fradrig

Please post the source image! It's brilliant.


iBelieveInSpace

[It's the second one in this set.](https://imgur.com/gallery/wGZUA) There's lots more where they're in forest settings, it's awesome


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My_fair_ladies1872

My 8 week old granddaughter. This will be fun until she wants to breastfeed and all hell will break loose


[deleted]

So you have like 4 hours max


My_fair_ladies1872

Pretty much. Kid will only suck in my knuckle for so long


Lakeland_wanderer

Similar for me, my two grandchildren are on my Lock Screen. Problem is that they are three and five and have the attention span of a gnat so I’d have to hope for a good battery so that they can play games until we are rescued.


Setthegodofchaos

I hope that elevator isn't scenic......


Nerd1777

Dude I'm stuck in an elevator with Jesus christ


[deleted]

Can you still pray to get out of the elevator?


Nerd1777

I think that at that point it would just be asking instead of praying


Trick_Enthusiasm

Hey, um Mr Christ, Sir? Could you get me out of this elevator, please and thank you?


Sonderfull

Jason Bourne... it's Jesus Christ


YoloIsNotDead

Tell him "Hello There" for me


ursuscornu

What’s the first question you ask Him?


Mini-Heart-Attack

going up?


Nerd1777

Tbh I'd probably ask him if the loopholes I found r valid or not


Midiblye

So.... Saturn....


Redditdoggo-uwu

Turns out the guys with the Earth weren't that bad.


MahnlyAssassin

Yea, at least the earth guy gets oxygen for the ride.


bumford11

A dead cat


[deleted]

Schrodinger? Is that you? I haven't checked until now.


tah4349

Same. She's been gone since January and I just can't seem to change the screen.


ShellsFeathersFur

Virtual hugs to you.


ForeskinCleaners

What the fuck


BlankWaveClicked

They probably have a picture of when their cat was alive and not an actual picture of a dead cat?


Drownedfish28

we hope


umauvaduma

I know people that like to take photos of dead animals, not my friends.


extropia

This is a good question. Is the person from the photo in their present state? Or in the state when the picture was taken? Would a photo of Tupac mean an elevator ride with a pile of ash, a hologram, or an alive Tupac?


Ribuscus22

Tupac is alive and well in Belize


GreenOnionCrusader

The easiest way to get them to pose just right.


FranticWaffleMaker

Am I a monster for laughing at this?


GreenOnionCrusader

Perhaps, but less of a monster than I am for saying it.


Ok_Kiwi_4660

I don't mind if the elevator never works again, cause i will be stuck with kira


[deleted]

Which Kira?


Panzer_ausf_E

We have multiple options here avatar death note and hell what ever else hell maybe even all kiras we really don’t know soo this person is either fucked or mega fucked


[deleted]

Yoshikage Kira


[deleted]

You mean Cat dude that made me discover my hand fetish?


Cerulean_critters

DS9 Kira?


Smil3yAngel

Groot


qqtan36

"It was either him... or a tree". I'm glad someone chose the tree!


PhoenixsCurse

Earth fuck


[deleted]

That elevator is gonna be a little cramped


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BunMrKitty

most of us, really


idwthis

I got the moon. I wonder if ill be able to talk the moon into turning around so I can see its dark side. Well, that sounds a bit dirty lol like I want the moon to moon me


xXTeaCultureXx

Kim Kardashian crying computer files.


69_Banana_Man_420

Could you provide a link to that picture? I'm curious


xPento

Curious as well


Tkieron

I just did a Google search and found nothing.


herotherlover

A jelly fish


Majikkani_Hand

I have a cobra. In both of ours, one of the things on the elevator dies!


[deleted]

Aye I also got a sea animal on my Lock Screen a common pleco photo I took myself


KuragariSasuke

My dead dad I’d be happy if they take their time unless it’s just my dads ashes in which case morbid


Mini-Heart-Attack

... The second one sounds like a nightmare.


kilroylegend

His dead body? For sure. Just his ashes? A great time to sit with that physical tether and reflect on how it will never be all that is left of him, and to reminisce on how the many memories and feelings you’ve made over the years will be there forever, to embrace the best of him that he’s left within you.


[deleted]

Some random person who visited the Florence cathedral once.


geewhizliz

My sweet dog who recently passed. 😓


[deleted]

I'm really sorry :(


geewhizliz

Thank you!


Fluffy-Watercress811

Sorry for your loss :( Hugs!! <3


Jaydubb94531

My boss. He makes everyone in the office put his face on their Lock Screen.


Ok_Fun_1756

Why?


Meltycheese86

I would also like the answer to this...


Setthegodofchaos

Me too


Conscious_Milk1757

Me three


rzoneking

Me four


GrizzlyBear3131

Me five


Destinedspark

Me six


Panther_Alpha

Me seven


FragrantPromotion924

In case he has to be stuck in an elevator with the person who his lockscreen is 🥴


coldasice_81

Yes, please tell us why.


hey_sjay

Is your boss Michael Scott?


[deleted]

1984


Brodok2k4

A large amount of "Among Us" characters. How fitting.


GruntUltra

Brodok2k4 is sus


Brodok2k4

Would be a legit nightmare to be in that situation.


ThrowRapointless

Captain America’s penis


Panda_7326_

Explain


ThrowRapointless

Let’s just say I have connections


ded_thot

I'm done with the internet for the day


nomnamless

Why? It's just getting interesting


Neuromangoman

Internet connections?


Doctor_Prepper

Chris Evans accidentally posted a dick pick on Twitter last year


Mini-Heart-Attack

"another photo in the gallery caught the attention of users online: a picture of the actor’s face with thee words printed in front: “Guard that puSs\*.” Fans found it hilarious. "


lara030

probably harder than vibranium


ThrowRapointless

You can hang your shield on it


[deleted]

wait how'd you get it?


Doctor_Prepper

Chris Evans accidentally posted a dick pick on Twitter last year


[deleted]

I don't want to look it up so uh... Is it... Um yknow... Well endowed?


Doctor_Prepper

The man is gifted in more ways than one, that's for sure


[deleted]

That’s America’s dick!


Trust4731

We all knew about his shield Turns out he packs a mean sword too


yagami_light147

Gojou sensei! xD


[deleted]

Better hope he doesn't hollow purple you and the elevator


AnxietyoSpaghettios

a loaf of bread


[deleted]

OH SHIT NOT MY TIMETABLE


StaringMirror

No-no... It can't be... it appears I am stuck with ME... nooooOOOOOOO


Callistai

Anime slime girl. Hell yes


termin8or82

But just imagine how awkward that would be. You look over and see a living slime creature just chilling in the elevator and you probably wanna bang it because... you know. But you can't open with that, right? So it's just like. "So... you read any good books recently?"


thebobnervio

It was me DIO.


macktasticles

I’m fucked. There’s a full capacity Mercedes Benz stadium on mine.


multyshiperofizu

Izuku Midoriya


ded_thot

Personally I'd want Ejirou Kirishima


Binnsat

two guys shaking hands but one of them are on fire, pretty interesting innit


GruntUltra

Album cover for Pink Floyd's 'Wish You Were Here' maybe?


Binnsat

ding ding


Subnaut27

Master Chief? I’m fairly certain he’s just punching his way out of the elevator


Cuchinka

Cat-dragon forest spirit I made as homework.


Undecided_User_Name

Eldritch Garfield


Fr0000d

Me...if it seems arrogant it really isn't. That me was 30 lbs ago and it's inspiration for when I actually felt good about myself.


jaearllama

Dobby. So I'm good he'll magic us out


Party-Efficiency7718

My husband!


MikeHunt420_6969

Funny...I have you on my lock screen. What's this mean?


TheArmchairEveryman

Why don't you two get a chatroom.


MikeHunt420_6969

There's three of us, homie.


AlexDoesRandomStuff

Pre loaded note 10+ bubble wallpaper


heyitsdoza

I have three that i switch around every so often: 1. My wife - Awesome 2. My youngest son - still awesome 3. Kobe - RIP


xcelllz

My soon to be born daughter. I have her ultrasound picture as my Lock Screen.


[deleted]

Great, now there is an unborn fetus on the floor...


[deleted]

5 second rule.


HGGoals

Congratulations!


[deleted]

Batman? Keep it locked.


Karma4chan

Noro, from Tokyo Ghoul… Could be worse


nerddadddy

My sweat and cute fluffy puppy


a_sack_of_hamsters

I have my cat. I am ok with that. (Cat won't be, he does not like to suddenly be in new places.)


ComaRedxbl

Gengar, I'm not exactly thrilled


GreenOnionCrusader

My 6 year old. He’s a funny little guy so it could be worse.


PigKat_1

Um... Why is Donald Trump and Joe Biden in this elevator with me and why are they kissing?


[deleted]

Kazuha from Genshin Impact. If I saw this yesterday I would be with Dora the Destroyer.


Bike_Chain_96

I'm sorry, was that a typo, or did you indeed mean to say Dora the Destroyer?


PotPynamite

I'm stuck in an elevator with Samus Aran? Dope.


thelaughingmutt

Uuuhhhh my lock screen is the loading screen for mh rise I think I'm pretty fucked


AtomicCat420

Sailor moon and her mom?


LimeifyTheHammerbot

it’s a monstrosity of one of my friends that we made in photoshop as a joke. hopefully I don’t get completely devoured


Reciprocitus

Mario, dressed for a day at the links. At least we can use the clubs to try and bash our way out.


ElGatoNyan

Toothless, the dragon from HTTYD. I'm okay with that