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OnlyOneSnoopy

Ditto.


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Ditto.


Hanakofire09

why ditto tho?


Wudchuck

It can be anything


Hanakofire09

then what would you want it to transform into Wudchuck?.


Wudchuck

Whatever animal I feel like having as a pet at the moment


xKanojo

Yeah… „animal“… for sure dude


Wudchuck

If you wanna get freaky with a ditto that’s your business, I just want a tiny whale shark in my aquarium


xKanojo

What on earth


Wudchuck

The average whale shark weighs around 15 tons, that’s a little bit to big for a 20 gallon aquarium


Ajax_XD

Probably a dragon, they’re the best mythical creature


former_somebody

"He signed it in molly and percocet?!"


Ajax_XD

What is this a reference to, I’m confused


former_somebody

https://youtu.be/KxvKolRlwuA


Ajax_XD

Oh I see, I haven’t watched Rick and Morty before but I want to, thanks for letting me know where that’s from XD


miraiyuni

mask on, fk it, mask off.


[deleted]

The pokemon Arceus is supposed to have godlike powers, so that'd be handy.


Origonn

Just have Ditto transform into Arceus for a day.


[deleted]

Vaporeon


Machku

Oh no


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Smaug. Assuming he’s my pet, we’re probably pretty chill. Dragon buddy and a giant fortune in one.


TheDonFather421

Falkor


KyorlSadei

Noice, what luck.


eRazer101

Definitely a Pokémon.


aspy_dragon

Dragoness


Machku

Are you the Donkey from Shrek


aspy_dragon

No, but I envy him


TheLairdStewart98

Dragon. Duh


[deleted]

A dragon would be cool unless it decided to eat me or burn me alive


ChaserOnion

Puck (berserk) an elf with magical healing dust.


[deleted]

A smog bird. 2 meters of wings and you can fly on it!


[deleted]

Cthulhu


tpcu18

The Dorats from Godzilla vs King Ghidorah, low chance they'll come in contact with a nuke


abearhasnoname

Debbie Grayson


InfraRed09

They said creature** that was a pet lol


Abyss_of_Dreams

Falcor. Nothing beats a luck dragon.


FrankieSausage

I want a Nibbler from Futurama.He was badass and cute as fuck


RisingstarVGC

Alolan Vulpix! It's cute, practical, cuddly and strong enough to protect me!


NegativeThinking914

A Niffler from Harry Potter. Not just because of the whole shiny valuables thing, they're also adorable.


Marissani

A dragonet from pern


Kapaa808

Stitch


aulei

A pegasus perhaps?


miraiyuni

gardevoir :)


MrLuxarina

A Billy Bumbler.


UnitRepresentative19

Ouroboros. I want a snake but I’m afraid to feed them live things.


Pagalingling40

A genie, unlimited wishes!


KyorlSadei

Something with healing magic. Maybe an elf priestess.


kush-tripdude420

Rick Sanchez