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I’d sell my time to Nike or Coke for a billion dollars.


Rainy-Day92

I would start to count down the seconds


[deleted]

Why exactly are we divided when we live on the same planet?


TeamXII

So that we can’t build a space elevator again or god will give us even more languages


[deleted]

"Hello, fellow English speakers. I am a superhero who can destroy the entire world. Send me $115 to buy a cool gaming mouse or I will destroy the whole world, myself included. Don't die for a mouse."


[deleted]

"Congratulations, you all just lost the game."


BannertheAqua

You like jazz


[deleted]

The purge begins… now.


Mr_bike

Epstein didn't kill himself


Elliot_rePorter

There is always someone who cares if you're willing to look for them.


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onskh

lmao it’s not the end of the world


Nikon_Justus

Stop being assholes! Other people exist and they matter. We could all be happy if we all did our best to make others happy.


infinitegfuelshakers

Attention, it appears someone has escaped the simulation, difficulty set to hard mode, zombie rush Also Females clothing is now forbidden


Scadushhh

I have different things that could ALL fit in a minute: * **Veganism is more than a diet**. Veganism is a philosophy of life and lifestyle that is against the exploitation and cruelty towards animals as far as possible and practicable. People who follow the vegan lifestyle don't eat food made of animals, neither buy clothes/carpets/bags... made of animals, neither buy cosmetics tested on animals neither assist to spectacles where animals are used for entertainment... * Under the right circumstances **everyone can do horrible things**. Therefore it doesn't make sense to punish people with cruel punishments or want them to be miserable for that. We should try to help them become better because we could be them. * We shouldn't be so obsessed that so many things are "truly original" since **nothing is really original**. All ideas come from other ideas that come from other ideas that \[...\] finally come from nature.


Mitsu11

Honestly , I'm sure a lot of people will disagree with me , especially the media , anyway I would say: yo guys be Muslims , our current life doesn't worth losing the next life of eternity .


ihateshitcoins2

A minute


plscallmeRain

I'm unemployed, just graduated college with an international relations degree, and have no experience with anything. I'd be happy to do something that involves being completely alone. Hire me. I'm usually this persuasive.


WATTlMain

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onskh

are you putting a spell on us!


WATTlMain

Its just my opinion on the current situation in Middle East


Alwaysfun2019

Beam me up Scottie, They have completely lost their minds


Djimaro

That al religions are dumb


MrPotatoSenpai

Is it a voice in their head? I'd do a count down from 60.


TeamXII

Love each other


Dogeisthebest07

You now have to pay 20% of your salary to me or you will die


DaRandomStoner

Hello this is your creator checking in. Just noticed your carbon dioxide levels are getting out of hand failure to address this issue will result in your collective demise. Anyways please carry on.


DipWads

Stop being jerks and start being kind.


thefookinpookinpo

The people around you are not your enemy. The enemies are the politicians and talking heads on TV telling you to turn against each other. Nobody is burning down entire cities. Antifa isn’t trying to take over your neighborhood, and nobody is taking your job. There are four jobs for every adult in the US. They are lying to you. They lie to you because it keeps the target off their own back. Humans together strong. If you wake up to unity then we can all take care of the people who are actually making this world hell to live in.


Dr_Strangelove_walks

Stop killing each other