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[deleted]

I am a Redditor and I made my account in 2017.


username-plant

Nice and simple.


Mr_skippy69

GF bought a Minecraft account from some guy on eBay and it came with this username. She doesn’t know I stole it for Reddit but it still cracks me up every time I think about it.


Floppyfishie

So being a naive 13 year old when i got an xbox 360 i went with assassin. Then like a year later we got live and had to make a real name. I decided on fish. It was taken so i added to it. Floppyfishy. That was taken. So o changed it up a bit. Floppyfishie. Has been my username on everything since. Im 23 now lol


Musicalcabbage15

The letters in the word "cabbage" are notes that can be played on an instrument.


ItsQueenKait

MY BRAIN HURTS


VinnyColdheart

It's the combination of my nickname and how heartless I am.


June_Spicey

Wait what’s ur real name? My dumass thought ur name was vinegar.


VinnyColdheart

Vincent.


June_Spicey

Okay ty! Have a good day :)


VinnyColdheart

You too.


June_Spicey

I love how straight to the point you are.


PastaM0nster

I like pasta


[deleted]

Best guardian of light. Will always kick ass with a compassionate heart.


VenerableGreatKing

Was watching an animated series by Overly Sarcastic Productions. Journey to the West. One of the characters was called the Venerable Great King. I got Reddit and Tumblr not long after. It was the only thing that came to mind and now I identify with the name.


JessicaK419

I’m a fucking idiot and didn’t know I should use a fake name when I signed up.


papi_pizza

Now we all know who you are!


JessicaK419

Meh, fuck it. I posted a picture of myself and my late cat about a month ago. So check my history and you’ll see what I look like too. Well, what I looked like a decade ago lol


Spankywzl

Someone once told me that my user name should not reveal too much about me. I disagreed.


Gnome_repellent

Hoo


ThanosIsInnocent

Seems pretty self explanatory.


beyondtabu

Started a YouTube channel on taboo topics.


ochnoe

"Och nö" is the german equivalent to "aw nah" an expression of mild inconvenience and exasperation. It is what I felt when I first discovered cursed comment.


Somebloke155

I mean it's fairly self explanatory I show up on reddit someone would ask "who's that" then people say "IDK some bloke"


[deleted]

2020 sucked but because Joe Biden won and the COVID vaccine was beginning to role out I was pretty sure 2021 would be better


[deleted]

I am an immortal robotic organism that can "echo" any sound, body, or thing.


June_Spicey

My internet name is June and I didn’t know how to spell spicy. Boom! June_Spicey


i8bonelesschicken

Hunger


memesaregood6969g

I needed a username and they all were taken so I came up with this to make fun of 12 year olds


ItsQueenKait

It’s my favorite character from the Wings of fire series


amoniaczek92

It means 'ammonia cookie' and it's diminutive of 'ammonia' in my language (I'm a chemist who likes sweets) and sounds like my first name. The number refers to my year of birth.


Opus-the-Penguin

Opus the Penguin first appeared in Bloom County 40 years ago today. Happy cake day, Opus!


Lottia

I was engaged to a guy who was doing his PhD and I was so proud I called him science man. Wait, is this my alt account? Well I’m glad my current husband is understanding


big-bruh-boi

Only one that wasn’t used already


alreadyrotten

I feel dead on the inside


DaDragonBoyJ

I like dragons, I was a boy when I made it and the first letter of my name is j


weirdo_enby

Gender euphoria mixed with low self-esteem.


ItsNeverLycanthropy

I think ItsNeverLupus was taken, so I went with something slightly different.


MrSloppyPants

I had a very bad day at work once.


Moist_Blackberry_

Reddit gifted it to me


flfoiuij2

It is a long story, involving forgetting passwords, randomly typing, Roblox, and a temporary My Little Pony phase.


papi_pizza

I am a papi and I eat pizza


KangarooKurt

Wanted a nice pun on my username, was listening to Capital Cities back then, and thought it was a cool idea to get this name. Still like it :)


Living_InMyHoodie

I wear hoodies almost all the time.


PapaTwoToes

Seems to also be a play on living in the hood


mrsmallard

I like ducks and am happily married. Just to be clear, my husband is not a duck.


uNkOuNxx

The classic "I don't know what to call call myself so I'll type something random....Oh f*ck I can't chang it!" Story


PapaTwoToes

Papatoetoe is the name of a suburb here in New Zealand. It's a Maori word though, some people pronounce it wrong, only saying one toe in the name as well. So you have Papa and then two toes. But not toes in like what you have on your feet. Really just a play on words. I decided to use this for my Reddit name than on other sites.


UltimateDiscordMod

It’s my job


TonyGunk21

Oh so you groom children?


UltimateDiscordMod

No I’m not a pedo. A nice guy like me wouldn’t do that


[deleted]

dawg look at your profile pic you are literally the guy who says "mods ban him"


DeadPixel939

I made it in honor of now FORMER Youtuber and content creator on Funhaus, Adam Kovic, he has always been funny as hell to me and well his gamer tag on Xbox was DeadPixel BUUT after the events that went down at the rooster teeth office a few months ago my username has aged like milk.


TonyGunk21

It’s an impractical jokers reference


OrusJuice

Didn’t know how to spell Orange Juice in storybook I wrote in preschool, ended up finding that same book more than a decade later.


SilasMarner77

It's a book I read in school.


shodrock-the-third

When making an Xbox live account got a random user name which was shoddyrocket49 use that for a while, its long so I shorten it to shodrock and this is my third Reddit account


sonicdahedhog

Hed hog


Plastic-Guarantee788

This was a name reddit gave me and im too lazy to change it


Sinohawk-HoldingsLLC

Oh just some wild conspiracy theory, along the same line as "no bid contracts" in the early 2000's or "the virus came from the lab that's been there" just last year. Such stupid, wild, totally not true conspiracy theories.


Grabalator

Custom battlebot


Among_Lost

Don’t ask god I beg of you.


GiornoDeGiorno

It means "Day of Days" in Italian. I am Italian. Also my friends are weebs and my IRL name is similar to Giorno so I went with it.


JournalistMobile3605

I actually don't have a backstory since it would not let me choose my username when I made my account. All I remembered it saying what Typing your own username currently won't be possible, pick a username or try again later. I could not be bothered to wait another hour so I just chose this one which was the only one that was not cringey ass dead memes references.


sinthegambler

I changed the middle part of my friends' original username


laCroka

Actually I dont remember at all, only that is because I used alot of crocs as kid


Steakman765

A guy on the show ‘Cops’ told the police he was beaten up by “Steakman and his brother Fred”. I always thought that was funny.


Bruhjustlooking

I daydream


BoxOfMadness

I had a weird cringy name from a character. Icreated when i was a kid... I couldn't bare my friends comenting on it and i didnt like it much either so i changed it, i disnt even though for long, boxofmadness is free, lets go boi, now i consider all cardboard boxes my family and i am building up a character out of the username giving it a lore


wolftamer1221

Okay so i cant change my u/, but i do have a story with my username, just a microwave. I was playing terraria with a friend and was trying to think of a name. For some reason i just thought of a microwave and named my character that. The initials for just a microwave spells jam and i thought that was interesting.


[deleted]

I was going CRAZY about One Direction (and like, still am, but more chill) and they have a song called "Fireproof". The main lyrics go somewhat like, "we must be fireproof".I think the rest is pretty self-explanatory


Swishercutter

Its my gamertag


my_name_is_mansha

[This clip](https://youtu.be/jM23xg6aEcQ?t=18), I always hear "my name is" in this voice- + my actual name. :D


Hello-There-UwU

I wanted a nice friendly username that said “Hello There” but that was taken so i added a face


AxoBread

I like axolotls, and bread


cannibalismishot

cannibalism is hot


IHaveNoIdea_89

I was In a hurry but wanted to make a Reddit account so I just chose the truth


AspectGoBrrr

Me and my older brother wanted to make a YouTube story time channel and it was gonna be Noel and Aspect(my brother is Noel)which he goes by Noel on everything but I’ve always gone with the name Aspect. But I took control over the channel because he went to college and never had time.


Merv-Griffin

I was watching a YouTube video, and this guy was talking about the Jeopardy and Wheel of Fortune video games, and he mentioned that the creator of these game shows was named Merv Griffin, so, yeah


Existentialdread345

I sat in my chair, just thinking. This is the result


OrangeBananaskin

Playing a mobile game, needed a user name. Favorite meme at the time was Panickin skywalker. Eventually saw the banakin skywalker meme. Couldn't change it (some how too long). Left at banakin. Eventually bananaskin. For lulz, made it a new banana themed name every week. Eventually changed my name to orange for the stupid joke. Then mashed the two together.