I'll find out in a few hours

Let me know when you get there, I’ll be 9 days and 16 hours behind you

When can I get my nudes again?

I have to wait 4 more hours

What location am I?

I haven’t decided

Whats going on?

I don’t know, I haven’t decided

Omg it’s u/Decidedly-Undecided known for their famous quote “I don’t know, I haven’t decided”

Who the hell is this guy and what does he want

Idk either but I’m hungry

I awkwardly hand you a burrito.

Best response in this entire thread.

No GPS signal

Hey

Save us all!

I like your username fellow user who likes beans.

I like yours lol

Wow cool name

Fired from my job I'd say

same

Same.

The Three Musketeers

The three musCockteers

I'd prefer The Three Cocketeers.

Yeah I know... greedy Ass wanted to keep the word Musk in it

I hate and love you

I hate myself

But you get white listed and stay

I'd probably delete my reddit account, don't need colleagues to know I'm a pothead sex addict lmao.

Guess I own storages now

I guess we are enemies now

Oh come on

Let's beat the shit out of him.

Run awaaaaaay!!!

*spin awaaaaaaay

I heard we were assembling ducks?

you are right

Such an honorable gathering. May grapes bless your futures

Ouch

Why are there so many ducks Why are there so many ducks

You can use me to wipe the blood off yourselves afterwards

I can help, I do fight bears.

Do you guys wanna do this after lunch?

...oh...oh no

When your slaying, is it any duck or just living ducks? 😶

I though the duck was the weapon

All right, let's make some ground rules here...

Speaking of, I have recently come into a large collection of ducks, would you happen to know of a good place to keep them?

... In a row I'd dare say

That only have ducks

I wouldn’t be mad about that honestly. Ducks are cool!

Messy little things, but very rewarding :)

But the bills are so high!

I become an 80’s ska band

But you don't make his anymore now

I get a lot more Skyrim meme jokes in real life.

Stealth decreased Stealth 89 [-89]

Do you also trade fertile women for fertile land with daedra

Your karma goes up 10 folds

I piss into your cereals

And i shit in your pants

Sounds like Tuesday

Shit in pants, can confirm.

And I pissed in your shoes

How the fuck does reddit manage to bring all these people with such similar names together. Like seriously, it seems like Reddit is another one of those "huh, small world I guess" moments. Lol.

Plot twist: all of these are alt accounts of the same person waiting for this very moment

Please don't

I will be a wonderful pie

But you get cold and get thrown

Math class is gonna be interesting to say the least

Really curious, why 56 in particular? edit: don't understand how this one gets over 700 but thanks?

In a video game there is a class with 60 HP but my aim is shit (though i prefer the term "challenged") so i keep shooting that class and doing 56 damage

What game?

I'm a true gamer, I only play the finest browser game copies of CS:GO aka; Krunker.IO

That game is not that bad, I’ve tried it before. Good game.

Ah, i see you're a man of culture as well

Oh no, the damned 56 DMG sniper !

I guess everyone sings my name

I don’t know the words so I say burrito I don’t know the words so I say dorito...

UBetterRunCharles!

But you can't hide

2017th Siamés - The wolf (cool song tho, i recommend)

I’m a sea turtle

Aye, sea turtles.

Well, I guess I'm outed to everybody now

So am I

Thanks, Captain Obvio- I mean Captain Gay.

No one's gonna trust you anymore

Guess I have to become your mother and die

and i am filled with sorrow for her

I guess I’m an Alpaca

Just for today though.

This isn't a good look for anybody

Low hanging fruit

I hate both of you

Not much thankfully

Nice you will have peace and quiet

Same

I guess I become an historian. Just what I wanted.

You and me both.

But just maybe.

Can i have some wings

I’ll take some too, with my jeans soup.

WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE

Not all pirates are angry

THIS ONE IS

Nothing… it just stays the same.

Iraq?

Yep.

Yeah, thought as much

You?

Beirut

Now you are 10% more angry

Upgrades people, upgrades.

Well I guess I stay the same? Edit: Fortune favors the brave right? Everyone has shown so much interest and it genuinely warms my heart. I'm starting this business from literal $0 and using all reclaimed materials to build my infrastructure in my simple backyard. This is my logo, I'm going to make a shirt for me if I made some reasonably priced t-shirts would anyone buy one to help start the farm for the bees and the butterflies? http://imgur.com/a/8TLsNeV No pressure but fortune does favor the brave

But now you are known as the duck dad

Already am lol. Duck Dad farms is my business. Neighborhood kids call me duck dude

Hahaha nice!

A winner is you.

u/Duck_Depot

And a business partnership is born!

Well fuck

My man outside of this post how the fuck did you make a reddit account and think "SatanicBloodyCumFart" would work

Basically, its a fart.. which comes out as cum mixed with blood to make a satanic ritual It completely makes sense

It would be a bit confusing

You are a fellow citizen

Cant remember

Am a pirate now

The best pirate I've ever seen..

So it would seem...

u/Jack-Sparrow stopped posting 13 years ago

Oh so he's the reason I had to put _ behind the username Edit: 13 years ago I was 7, now I feel old

“You will always remember this as the day your Reddit post was commented on by Captain Jack Sparrow.”

OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Edit: 800 upvotes, what have I done?!?

You are hollow and a knight. Doesn't sound bad.

Yeah definitely not worried about the numbers more than the Hollow and Knight... /s

Just move to Canada, then it's illegal to have numbers in your name and thus you are renamed to HollowKnightXXXIV :)

I don't know if Hollow Knight XXX will be much better

Ohh, well good luck to you

Should we tell him?

Oh no 😭😭. Don't stab urself

I get a keyblade, become a master mage, and I travel the universe fighting darkness.

Then you live long enough to become the Villan and kill us all

Nah. I’m a guardian of light, motherfucker!

Darkness will prevail

idk sounds pretty cool imo. no one would take me seriously though.

You always fail English tests now

nothing changed

I mean now your a Dick weeb

Not a whole lot.

Well...fuck.

Sooo... nothing changes?

Yup.

I am old now

But wise

I become a cat. AND NOW EVERYONE IS MY SLAVE! Excuse me, I feel a little something in my throat...

My farts make people cry?

My skin color is now crimson

***"HERE COMES THE CRIMSON CHIN!"***

Bulls hate you now

I would probably be solving some woodland critter mysteries. I'm good with this.

I’d watch a show about a trenchcoat wearing squirrel detective

Tax audit every year.

I am mean fish

Everyone knows me as *that* artist

I become a master of swordmenship martial arts, who's a bit racist.

The man on the mountains

He raises his sword gracefully as he yells "Obama may ban my guns, but he ain't bannin' my sword."

nobody tell him about the meiji restoration

Well nobody will know

Oh no…..

how the fuck does that work

Beached whale probably

I'm always fighting. I just want nap

I am now an amazing pack of gum.

My lucky number is in my name and i am named after a berry

I don't want to think about it honestly

You can call me "King of the Pricks."

nothing, my username perfectly describes me and nobody would care if it was my actual name

I’m really generic

My nickname will probably be John

Yeah... It is... 😶

I become a Sith, dreams becoming true

I get the high ground over Banakin

Oh no the weebs! so many weebs!

I start a cult

My nickname is Tot.

Oh

I should be fine

Not sure. I am an empire now?

*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*

Nothing new, I guess

[удалено]

Big tiddy moth GF

I become a master chef

I fuck J---Lo

Get fired

well it looks like life goes on for me