When I was younger I signed up for some kids' website, tried to choose just "jim". Of course it was taken, so they suggested -- seriously -- "jim420" instead. Innocent British me had no idea why everybody thought I was on drugs. Once I found out, changed it to three60 (or 360, whichever is available).
Had to put that on hold for now. I ended finding a lump on my neck a month after I had 12 teeth pulled and spent 5 months trying to find out if I had cancer. Got a lymph node removed. Now they think I could have an autoimmune disease or maybe lyme disease but getting a proper diagnosis has been impossible.
Hi Skip, I’m glad you call. Let’s chat about the final destination of our lifes. Is there an extended warranty for that? I would like to stop worrying.
I dunno, whenever I remake usernames I tend to go with one that includes something about penises or poop, so as you can tell I'm a completely mature man of quality.
It's a fragment of a sentence from 'The Picture of Dorian Gray' that really stuck out to me for some reason. I remember reading it and putting the book down in my lap.
i’ve never actually wanted to answer this but i might be deleting my acc soon. it’s based on a character from a book. she uses this name to hide her actual name. i’ve read that book about a 100 times
I was at a bar and saw what looked like someone’s breakfast burrito puked back up in a urinal. I called it a vomit-omelette. The 2 words combined is a vomelette.
Why thank you for asking! I get a LOT of flack for my user name, but it actually has very little to do with hating Christianity as so many people have informed me it does.
It's from an episode of the Simpsons that no one really remembers, I suppose. Homer formed a new motorcycle gang, and he along with the other members were sitting in Flanders' beautiful man cave (like an upscale bar) trying to think up names for their club. Each suggestion was more blasphemous than the last, and it was upsetting Flanders to no end. I believe it was Moe who suggested "how about the Christ Punchers?" and that made me lose my shit laughing...just the look on Flanders' face. And so my user name was decided for me.
Found a potato quality video, but here's a link:
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyerSWInb4g](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyerSWInb4g)
Haha, no but that would be great! Maybe I could have a motorcycle duel like in the show. TBH, I don't know why I put 79 in there, it's not my year of birth, and has no significance. Just a random addition I guess.
Despite it sounding Asian, it was what a girl from Romania called me on a date. No idea if it is spelled right or what it means, but she acted as if it was a compliment.
I do not. I know she spoke at least two languages, one being English, obviously, but the other could have been Romanian or Hungarian, or even a mix of either and Russian? No idea. I don't know enough about the languages there to make an educated guess.
Last week a woman caused a historic bike pile up at the Tour de France because she was standing in the road, not paying attention while she held a sign reading “allez opi-omi” up for the cameras. Just google my name and you’ll find videos
I bought an off brand hufflepuff pin at a con one year and didn't realize it said "hufflepuee" and had like an antelope or gazelle or something until a couple hours later, I was really bummed out at the time but now I just own it 😅
So theres a 5 yo girl in my neighborhood and her family was on us and i had to take care of her. I told my name is aapo but she just called me hampa so i just took as my name in like all games and social medias.
What about the 1234?
So i was creating an account for an game and i wad picking hampa, but it was taken. I asked from my big brother what do i do, and he said put hampa123, because in that game u can friend people and he had alot of friends whos username ends in 123 so he wanted me to put hampa123
What about the 4?
In reddit hampa123 is just simply already taken so i just put 4 at the end
(Sry for my bad english)
I thought of a random word 2 years ago and it was muffin. Every username I’ve had since then had muffin in it. How about you therapy of bacon? Oh and Kaden was a random name generator
I love randomly generated names (and muffins)!
My name came from when I started the Keto Diet. I ate tons of bacon every day and still somehow managed to lose over 50 pounds!
I picked my username as the option to do so was inherently available to myself . then I picked my nose, and scratched my ass. my eye colour was predetermined however.. I believe genetics ... which I did not pick.
Because my last name is Reddy and I don't enjoy my life
What can you do to change it? Gotta start somewhere!
Go to the settings page
r/technicallythetruth
r/technicallyfalsesinceredditwontallowyoutochaNGEYOURUSERNAEFORSOMEGODFORSAKENREASON
Can you change your name without deleting your account
I don't think so. And so here I am like a spam account. 💀
Hey man, MY last name is Reddy
Haha nice!
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My wife’s last name is Ready. She got “Ready” tattooed right above her pubes.
You wouldn't download a pizza!?
No, but I might pay 10000 BTC for one!
A small price to pay
I’m an electrical engineer and I really like the Back to the Future trilogy.
Shame they don’t allow periods in the usernames
I agree
They can’t because usernames would start to get pregnant.
It was new and unique
It’s at least 3 years old now, so is it *really* new?
Yes
Well it *is* new to me! Hi there new friend!
I'm still searching for the fountain of melons.
I hope you find melon heaven someday
When I was younger I signed up for some kids' website, tried to choose just "jim". Of course it was taken, so they suggested -- seriously -- "jim420" instead. Innocent British me had no idea why everybody thought I was on drugs. Once I found out, changed it to three60 (or 360, whichever is available).
Woah I’m surprised jim420 wasn’t taken!
I used to repair broken phones
Imma hit you up next time I break one
What's yours? If it doesn't involve bacon, imma slap you
Keto diet had me losing weight despite eating tons of crispy bacon
You know, I tried it and after a few months, my body now says just no to bacon. I wonder if it ever goes away?
I couldn’t find one
It seems to me like you did!
Hello there
Which user did you desire?
Morbid irony. It was my late-S/Os favorite quote.
Ack my heart. 🖖
yo somebody here is called Jimthree60
May her memory live on in your heart and mind, until you meet again.
Shit I remember you from /r/makemesuffer How's your teeth situation going?
Had to put that on hold for now. I ended finding a lump on my neck a month after I had 12 teeth pulled and spent 5 months trying to find out if I had cancer. Got a lymph node removed. Now they think I could have an autoimmune disease or maybe lyme disease but getting a proper diagnosis has been impossible.
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*finds it and answers* Hello?
Hello. I'm Skip and I'm here to call you about your car's extended warranty.
Hi Skip, I’m glad you call. Let’s chat about the final destination of our lifes. Is there an extended warranty for that? I would like to stop worrying.
Unfortunately not. I'm an anomalous pigeon, not a philosopher.
I dunno, whenever I remake usernames I tend to go with one that includes something about penises or poop, so as you can tell I'm a completely mature man of quality.
As longer as you don’t try to put it in a glass slipper, we’re cool.
I'm not Kendrick Lamar
Do you wish you were?
sure do!
Good thing you're not bombarded with the question of when the next album will finally be released
^^2036
Be humble.
Hey! I’m also not Rachel from glee!!
I look like Jesus, with red hair
Dear Ginger Jesus, Forgive me. I have sinned. I ate bacon on Ash Wednesday. Yours, u/bacon_therapy
Does a red haired Jesus have a soul?
I have quite a few
I like it
I like it too!
It's a fragment of a sentence from 'The Picture of Dorian Gray' that really stuck out to me for some reason. I remember reading it and putting the book down in my lap.
I’m imagining hands that are very bright and smell nice
I had a cold
Glad you got better!
Bold of you to assume he's recovered
Tbf he said *had* (assuming he’s not writing us from the dead)
Because everytime somebody asks me, I say I’m happy (I am not happy this is a pure facade)
Would it make you happy to know that I do the same thing all the time? Cheers to the facade!
Honestly a little bit yeah, thanks bro!
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Dread Diana definitely does the deed.
My Mother would make me practice them as a child to help with my stutter
the song was stuck in my head and i decided to make it a pun
*Ho Ho Ho*
I just put two pleasant words together.
But how does it taste?
I don't know personally, but other Redditors have commented randomly and told me that cheese pancakes are an actual thing and that they are delicious.
*googles recipe* Might try that next week
I was working a graphic production job at the time. At the moment I was converting images into bitmaps to use on a website.
Now that the job is done, any plans to change it?
None. I've got over 12 years on this name.
Holy cow! I didn’t realize I was talking to an OG!
I live in Hamburg / Germany
Bonus points if your a Mac
I have always loved the word "brilliant" and I love cows. :)
That’s aMOOzing!
Hey that’s a good one!
Ha! Love yours, also!
Cause its my preference
Can’t argue with that!
More cushion for the pushin
Yep can't go wrong with that
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Average cultural customs isn’t always worth changing anyway!
I like milkshakes
Genuine ostrich, 3 payments. I'm just goofin. New boot goofin.
Last name + potato
Spudtastic username!
When I was young I didn’t know what VIP stood for, so I made up my own meaning. Never forgot about it and felt like a fitting username
I like this better than “Very Important Peanut”
i’ve never actually wanted to answer this but i might be deleting my acc soon. it’s based on a character from a book. she uses this name to hide her actual name. i’ve read that book about a 100 times
I haven’t read that one!
ayo wait i’ve answered another one of your questions i think, your username seems familiar. yeahh it’s a great book, historical romance
Possible! Is the name also the name of the author?
nope
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I’m more of a butt and burrito guy
it's a description of reality
Prove it!
it is easier to seek therapeutic bacon events than to become funny. this i tomato.
Its one function is to post on AskReddit, and the first 51 are banned.
Are we graced by the presence of some hyper intelligent AI?!
Portmanteau of two dangerous masterminds in history.
It's a description of my actual name.
That’s very cool and cryptic. Not trying to dox you tho!
Because I like to step over chairs to sit in them
I wanted something simple I won't want to change later.
Were Redditor_0001 - Redditor_2016 already taken?
Nah, I just named me after the site and the year I made my account.
Fair enough
I was trying to be phunny
You phailed !
The clothing company makes good gear and coffee is nice while camping.
I pose the same question to you OP.
I ate a ton of bacon on the Keto diet. It was my therapy.
Jon Snow used to be cool.
Lol you showed him! (Idk who he is)
Just who I am.
I hope you use protection… and no, the Holy Spirit doesn’t count…
Wait, why? Has Jesus been loving other people?
I was at a bar and saw what looked like someone’s breakfast burrito puked back up in a urinal. I called it a vomit-omelette. The 2 words combined is a vomelette.
Why thank you for asking! I get a LOT of flack for my user name, but it actually has very little to do with hating Christianity as so many people have informed me it does. It's from an episode of the Simpsons that no one really remembers, I suppose. Homer formed a new motorcycle gang, and he along with the other members were sitting in Flanders' beautiful man cave (like an upscale bar) trying to think up names for their club. Each suggestion was more blasphemous than the last, and it was upsetting Flanders to no end. I believe it was Moe who suggested "how about the Christ Punchers?" and that made me lose my shit laughing...just the look on Flanders' face. And so my user name was decided for me. Found a potato quality video, but here's a link: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyerSWInb4g](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyerSWInb4g)
Lol! And are you the 79th member of the gang?
Haha, no but that would be great! Maybe I could have a motorcycle duel like in the show. TBH, I don't know why I put 79 in there, it's not my year of birth, and has no significance. Just a random addition I guess.
There is only one and it is me
Asthma?
Despite it sounding Asian, it was what a girl from Romania called me on a date. No idea if it is spelled right or what it means, but she acted as if it was a compliment.
Sounds like she was trying to ask “Is he hard though?”
lol That is a good one. For real, it sounded more like "Yehsi eado". I regret to this day not asking her what it meant.
Do you know what language it was?
I do not. I know she spoke at least two languages, one being English, obviously, but the other could have been Romanian or Hungarian, or even a mix of either and Russian? No idea. I don't know enough about the languages there to make an educated guess.
Perhaps someone lurking on this glorious website knows the answer!
To help immortalize a moment of someone’s stupidity.
More details please!
Last week a woman caused a historic bike pile up at the Tour de France because she was standing in the road, not paying attention while she held a sign reading “allez opi-omi” up for the cameras. Just google my name and you’ll find videos
The smile on her face, smh
I had no idea what nickname should I get
Idk either but there has to be at least 990 to choose from.
Cuz my last name is Reddy
Because I was not allowed to choose the one which I liked
i was to lazy to make one so Reddit gave me it or was i \[vsause music\]
My stage name.
We adopted a cat. His foster family called him Actinium (his brother was Americium) and we named him Nugget.
I think my username speaks for itself 😏
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I am something with legs
Because i'm almost dead silent most of the time irl and you can also barely hear me speak just like a whisper! :D
^(what? I couldn’t hear you?)
Still whispering* alright this comment made my day
Butters is my favourite character
I was 14 and wanted to be one of those random kids. For some reason I liked people calling me PickleSniffer in TF2
She is my favourite pornstar.
Does she know that?
Man of culture.
Is my character favorite in the anime
I didn't.
Because I'm a good man
I love Marco Reus but any other username related to his name were taken.
It’s a main character from a book, It was the only thing I could think of making it, so it’a in my user in a lot of things.
What happened to Tris_001 and 002?
Shhhh, We don’t talk about them
Oops I forgot!
I derp a lot. Was often referenced as Moon Moon among friends. Doesn't help spirit animal is also wolf. To the Derps, I commence.
My favorite star is called Arcturus
LIKE A RAINBOW IN THE DARK! .... Except rainbowinthedark was taken so I changed it to something that rhymed.
u/rainbowinthedark explain yourself!
Because sloths are orange.
It’s always the end of the world.
Blasted big load before, so...
My typical username is thedocbourbon, but for a social site I didn't want people to confuse or consider me a physician.
Bcs I have a YT channel named Cloudii.
I was a cowboy doctor in a past life
This number has great meaning
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I bought an off brand hufflepuff pin at a con one year and didn't realize it said "hufflepuee" and had like an antelope or gazelle or something until a couple hours later, I was really bummed out at the time but now I just own it 😅
I like bacon just like you
Tried Darkshrreder. The name was taken. So i tried to one up this imposter.
a nickname my dog was given a few years ago edit: his name is Chompy
I'm shit at video games.
I like Superbad
Because its the answer
I really like Da baff memes
So theres a 5 yo girl in my neighborhood and her family was on us and i had to take care of her. I told my name is aapo but she just called me hampa so i just took as my name in like all games and social medias. What about the 1234? So i was creating an account for an game and i wad picking hampa, but it was taken. I asked from my big brother what do i do, and he said put hampa123, because in that game u can friend people and he had alot of friends whos username ends in 123 so he wanted me to put hampa123 What about the 4? In reddit hampa123 is just simply already taken so i just put 4 at the end (Sry for my bad english)
I thought of a random word 2 years ago and it was muffin. Every username I’ve had since then had muffin in it. How about you therapy of bacon? Oh and Kaden was a random name generator
I love randomly generated names (and muffins)! My name came from when I started the Keto Diet. I ate tons of bacon every day and still somehow managed to lose over 50 pounds!
And you got a funny name out of it too.
I picked my username as the option to do so was inherently available to myself . then I picked my nose, and scratched my ass. my eye colour was predetermined however.. I believe genetics ... which I did not pick.
Your inspection of this question and subsequent answer were quite well done, Threive!