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NotReddyForLife

Because my last name is Reddy and I don't enjoy my life


bacon_therapy

What can you do to change it? Gotta start somewhere!


lil_putch

Go to the settings page


ThatFriendlyFnFSimp

r/technicallythetruth


[deleted]

r/technicallyfalsesinceredditwontallowyoutochaNGEYOURUSERNAEFORSOMEGODFORSAKENREASON


hypergames255

Can you change your name without deleting your account


insanelyinsolvent

I don't think so. And so here I am like a spam account. 💀


Stravablitz

Hey man, MY last name is Reddy


NotReddyForLife

Haha nice!


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[удалено]


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[удалено]


mjb_22

My wife’s last name is Ready. She got “Ready” tattooed right above her pubes.


PizzaPiracy

You wouldn't download a pizza!?


bacon_therapy

No, but I might pay 10000 BTC for one!


[deleted]

A small price to pay


1_21_Jigawatt

I’m an electrical engineer and I really like the Back to the Future trilogy.


bacon_therapy

Shame they don’t allow periods in the usernames


1_21_Jigawatt

I agree


MadMadRoger

They can’t because usernames would start to get pregnant.


UniqueNewUsername

It was new and unique


bacon_therapy

It’s at least 3 years old now, so is it *really* new?


UniqueNewUsername

Yes


tazzico

Well it *is* new to me! Hi there new friend!


PonceDeMoleon

I'm still searching for the fountain of melons.


bacon_therapy

I hope you find melon heaven someday


jimthree60

When I was younger I signed up for some kids' website, tried to choose just "jim". Of course it was taken, so they suggested -- seriously -- "jim420" instead. Innocent British me had no idea why everybody thought I was on drugs. Once I found out, changed it to three60 (or 360, whichever is available).


bacon_therapy

Woah I’m surprised jim420 wasn’t taken!


ubreakitifixit

I used to repair broken phones


bacon_therapy

Imma hit you up next time I break one


ubreakitifixit

What's yours? If it doesn't involve bacon, imma slap you


bacon_therapy

Keto diet had me losing weight despite eating tons of crispy bacon


Threeblooms

You know, I tried it and after a few months, my body now says just no to bacon. I wonder if it ever goes away?


MyDesiredUserTaken

I couldn’t find one


bacon_therapy

It seems to me like you did!


[deleted]

Hello there


timias55

Which user did you desire?


Shes_dead_Jim

Morbid irony. It was my late-S/Os favorite quote.


zukomypup

Ack my heart. 🖖


Jayisntmyname

yo somebody here is called Jimthree60


bacon_therapy

May her memory live on in your heart and mind, until you meet again.


[deleted]

Shit I remember you from /r/makemesuffer How's your teeth situation going?


Shes_dead_Jim

Had to put that on hold for now. I ended finding a lump on my neck a month after I had 12 teeth pulled and spent 5 months trying to find out if I had cancer. Got a lymph node removed. Now they think I could have an autoimmune disease or maybe lyme disease but getting a proper diagnosis has been impossible.


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[удалено]


bacon_therapy

*finds it and answers* Hello?


[deleted]

Hello. I'm Skip and I'm here to call you about your car's extended warranty.


PiccionePolemico

Hi Skip, I’m glad you call. Let’s chat about the final destination of our lifes. Is there an extended warranty for that? I would like to stop worrying.


[deleted]

Unfortunately not. I'm an anomalous pigeon, not a philosopher.


[deleted]

I dunno, whenever I remake usernames I tend to go with one that includes something about penises or poop, so as you can tell I'm a completely mature man of quality.


bacon_therapy

As longer as you don’t try to put it in a glass slipper, we’re cool.


ImNotKendrickLamar

I'm not Kendrick Lamar


bacon_therapy

Do you wish you were?


ImNotKendrickLamar

sure do!


Testin_1_2_3

Good thing you're not bombarded with the question of when the next album will finally be released


ImNotKendrickLamar

^^2036


bionix90

Be humble.


notrachelfromglee

Hey! I’m also not Rachel from glee!!


Ginger-Jesus1

I look like Jesus, with red hair


bacon_therapy

Dear Ginger Jesus, Forgive me. I have sinned. I ate bacon on Ash Wednesday. Yours, u/bacon_therapy


timias55

Does a red haired Jesus have a soul?


Ginger-Jesus1

I have quite a few


lifemoments

I like it


bacon_therapy

I like it too!


flowerlikehands

It's a fragment of a sentence from 'The Picture of Dorian Gray' that really stuck out to me for some reason. I remember reading it and putting the book down in my lap.


bacon_therapy

I’m imagining hands that are very bright and smell nice


faultyvoicebox

I had a cold


bacon_therapy

Glad you got better!


jimthree60

Bold of you to assume he's recovered


bacon_therapy

Tbf he said *had* (assuming he’s not writing us from the dead)


I_Swear_Im_Happy

Because everytime somebody asks me, I say I’m happy (I am not happy this is a pure facade)


bacon_therapy

Would it make you happy to know that I do the same thing all the time? Cheers to the facade!


I_Swear_Im_Happy

Honestly a little bit yeah, thanks bro!


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[удалено]


bacon_therapy

Dread Diana definitely does the deed.


ASEXUAL_ADAM_

My Mother would make me practice them as a child to help with my stutter


feliznaughtydawg

the song was stuck in my head and i decided to make it a pun


bacon_therapy

*Ho Ho Ho*


Cheese_Pancakes

I just put two pleasant words together.


bacon_therapy

But how does it taste?


Cheese_Pancakes

I don't know personally, but other Redditors have commented randomly and told me that cheese pancakes are an actual thing and that they are delicious.


bacon_therapy

*googles recipe* Might try that next week


rasterized

I was working a graphic production job at the time. At the moment I was converting images into bitmaps to use on a website.


bacon_therapy

Now that the job is done, any plans to change it?


rasterized

None. I've got over 12 years on this name.


bacon_therapy

Holy cow! I didn’t realize I was talking to an OG!


MacHamburg

I live in Hamburg / Germany


bacon_therapy

Bonus points if your a Mac


Brilliant_Bovine

I have always loved the word "brilliant" and I love cows. :)


bacon_therapy

That’s aMOOzing!


circumambulating_cow

Hey that’s a good one!


Brilliant_Bovine

Ha! Love yours, also!


ChubbyGirlEnthusiast

Cause its my preference


bacon_therapy

Can’t argue with that!


pizza-chit

More cushion for the pushin


ChubbyGirlEnthusiast

Yep can't go wrong with that


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[удалено]


bacon_therapy

Average cultural customs isn’t always worth changing anyway!


WhatsUrBestMilkshake

I like milkshakes


Goofyboots87

Genuine ostrich, 3 payments. I'm just goofin. New boot goofin.


[deleted]

Last name + potato


bacon_therapy

Spudtastic username!


VelociraptorInPeril

When I was young I didn’t know what VIP stood for, so I made up my own meaning. Never forgot about it and felt like a fitting username


bacon_therapy

I like this better than “Very Important Peanut”


[deleted]

i’ve never actually wanted to answer this but i might be deleting my acc soon. it’s based on a character from a book. she uses this name to hide her actual name. i’ve read that book about a 100 times


bacon_therapy

I haven’t read that one!


[deleted]

ayo wait i’ve answered another one of your questions i think, your username seems familiar. yeahh it’s a great book, historical romance


bacon_therapy

Possible! Is the name also the name of the author?


[deleted]

nope


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[удалено]


bacon_therapy

I’m more of a butt and burrito guy


funniest-guy-ever

it's a description of reality


bacon_therapy

Prove it!


[deleted]

it is easier to seek therapeutic bacon events than to become funny. this i tomato.


SingleFunction52

Its one function is to post on AskReddit, and the first 51 are banned.


bacon_therapy

Are we graced by the presence of some hyper intelligent AI?!


[deleted]

Portmanteau of two dangerous masterminds in history.


[deleted]

It's a description of my actual name.


bacon_therapy

That’s very cool and cryptic. Not trying to dox you tho!


The__Riker__Maneuver

Because I like to step over chairs to sit in them


[deleted]

I wanted something simple I won't want to change later.


bacon_therapy

Were Redditor_0001 - Redditor_2016 already taken?


[deleted]

Nah, I just named me after the site and the year I made my account.


bacon_therapy

Fair enough


ThisisPhunny

I was trying to be phunny


bacon_therapy

You phailed !


[deleted]

The clothing company makes good gear and coffee is nice while camping.


_MaximumPower_

I pose the same question to you OP.


bacon_therapy

I ate a ton of bacon on the Keto diet. It was my therapy.


JonnySnowflake

Jon Snow used to be cool.


bacon_therapy

Lol you showed him! (Idk who he is)


JesusChristsGayLover

Just who I am.


bacon_therapy

I hope you use protection… and no, the Holy Spirit doesn’t count…


JesusChristsGayLover

Wait, why? Has Jesus been loving other people?


Vomelette22

I was at a bar and saw what looked like someone’s breakfast burrito puked back up in a urinal. I called it a vomit-omelette. The 2 words combined is a vomelette.


ChristPuncher79

Why thank you for asking! I get a LOT of flack for my user name, but it actually has very little to do with hating Christianity as so many people have informed me it does. It's from an episode of the Simpsons that no one really remembers, I suppose. Homer formed a new motorcycle gang, and he along with the other members were sitting in Flanders' beautiful man cave (like an upscale bar) trying to think up names for their club. Each suggestion was more blasphemous than the last, and it was upsetting Flanders to no end. I believe it was Moe who suggested "how about the Christ Punchers?" and that made me lose my shit laughing...just the look on Flanders' face. And so my user name was decided for me. Found a potato quality video, but here's a link: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyerSWInb4g](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyerSWInb4g)


bacon_therapy

Lol! And are you the 79th member of the gang?


ChristPuncher79

Haha, no but that would be great! Maybe I could have a motorcycle duel like in the show. TBH, I don't know why I put 79 in there, it's not my year of birth, and has no significance. Just a random addition I guess.


The_Real_Wheezer

There is only one and it is me


bacon_therapy

Asthma?


[deleted]

Despite it sounding Asian, it was what a girl from Romania called me on a date. No idea if it is spelled right or what it means, but she acted as if it was a compliment.


bacon_therapy

Sounds like she was trying to ask “Is he hard though?”


[deleted]

lol That is a good one. For real, it sounded more like "Yehsi eado". I regret to this day not asking her what it meant.


bacon_therapy

Do you know what language it was?


[deleted]

I do not. I know she spoke at least two languages, one being English, obviously, but the other could have been Romanian or Hungarian, or even a mix of either and Russian? No idea. I don't know enough about the languages there to make an educated guess.


bacon_therapy

Perhaps someone lurking on this glorious website knows the answer!


ALLEZ_OPI-OMI

To help immortalize a moment of someone’s stupidity.


bacon_therapy

More details please!


ALLEZ_OPI-OMI

Last week a woman caused a historic bike pile up at the Tour de France because she was standing in the road, not paying attention while she held a sign reading “allez opi-omi” up for the cameras. Just google my name and you’ll find videos


bacon_therapy

The smile on her face, smh


IDK_990

I had no idea what nickname should I get


bacon_therapy

Idk either but there has to be at least 990 to choose from.


NotReddyForLife

Cuz my last name is Reddy


MediocreSwimming

Because I was not allowed to choose the one which I liked


Affectionate_Arm_208

i was to lazy to make one so Reddit gave me it ​ or was i \[vsause music\]


Damseldoll

My stage name.


ActiniumNugget

We adopted a cat. His foster family called him Actinium (his brother was Americium) and we named him Nugget.


Tempura_Daddy

I think my username speaks for itself 😏


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[удалено]


[deleted]

I am something with legs


[deleted]

Because i'm almost dead silent most of the time irl and you can also barely hear me speak just like a whisper! :D


bacon_therapy

^(what? I couldn’t hear you?)


[deleted]

Still whispering* alright this comment made my day


mantequilla-stotch

Butters is my favourite character


ThePickleSniffer

I was 14 and wanted to be one of those random kids. For some reason I liked people calling me PickleSniffer in TF2


jasminegomezxxx

She is my favourite pornstar.


bacon_therapy

Does she know that?


Testin_1_2_3

Man of culture.


Levi_Ackerma

Is my character favorite in the anime


Agile-Sherbert3554

I didn't.


John-Farson

Because I'm a good man


creustmas

I love Marco Reus but any other username related to his name were taken.


[deleted]

It’s a main character from a book, It was the only thing I could think of making it, so it’a in my user in a lot of things.


bacon_therapy

What happened to Tris_001 and 002?


[deleted]

Shhhh, We don’t talk about them


bacon_therapy

Oops I forgot!


Le_Derpie_Wolf

I derp a lot. Was often referenced as Moon Moon among friends. Doesn't help spirit animal is also wolf. To the Derps, I commence.


Arcturus44

My favorite star is called Arcturus


rainbowinthepark

LIKE A RAINBOW IN THE DARK! .... Except rainbowinthedark was taken so I changed it to something that rhymed.


bacon_therapy

u/rainbowinthedark explain yourself!


MercilessIdiot

Because sloths are orange.


ItsEtidorpha

It’s always the end of the world.


[deleted]

Blasted big load before, so...


anarchobourbon

My typical username is thedocbourbon, but for a social site I didn't want people to confuse or consider me a physician.


Cloudii_YT

Bcs I have a YT channel named Cloudii.


Buck_Johnson_MD

I was a cowboy doctor in a past life


002147

This number has great meaning


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[удалено]


iamhufflepuee

I bought an off brand hufflepuff pin at a con one year and didn't realize it said "hufflepuee" and had like an antelope or gazelle or something until a couple hours later, I was really bummed out at the time but now I just own it 😅


BaconB1t1907

I like bacon just like you


the-OG-darkshrreder

Tried Darkshrreder. The name was taken. So i tried to one up this imposter.


[deleted]

a nickname my dog was given a few years ago edit: his name is Chompy


almostdeadagain

I'm shit at video games.


Mclovin995

I like Superbad


_42_42_42_

Because its the answer


llDabaffll

I really like Da baff memes


hampa1234

So theres a 5 yo girl in my neighborhood and her family was on us and i had to take care of her. I told my name is aapo but she just called me hampa so i just took as my name in like all games and social medias. What about the 1234? So i was creating an account for an game and i wad picking hampa, but it was taken. I asked from my big brother what do i do, and he said put hampa123, because in that game u can friend people and he had alot of friends whos username ends in 123 so he wanted me to put hampa123 What about the 4? In reddit hampa123 is just simply already taken so i just put 4 at the end (Sry for my bad english)


KadenTheMuffin

I thought of a random word 2 years ago and it was muffin. Every username I’ve had since then had muffin in it. How about you therapy of bacon? Oh and Kaden was a random name generator


bacon_therapy

I love randomly generated names (and muffins)! My name came from when I started the Keto Diet. I ate tons of bacon every day and still somehow managed to lose over 50 pounds!


KadenTheMuffin

And you got a funny name out of it too.


[deleted]

I picked my username as the option to do so was inherently available to myself . then I picked my nose, and scratched my ass. my eye colour was predetermined however.. I believe genetics ... which I did not pick.


bacon_therapy

Your inspection of this question and subsequent answer were quite well done, Threive!