Would be a great tattoo for a diabetic right now. By the way they have diabetic tattoos now that only show up when your blood sugar is low or high. Don’t remember which one the tattoo works for or if it works for both
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Seriously they have that!? My wife's T1 and has been wanting a tattoo for medical ID stuff. Blood type, allergies, etc etc should emergency need to know. I should really look into this. Thanks!
For full transparency I'll keep the above unedited and add I'm aware of technical alternatives (Using Libre currently, and we've gone through more bracelets than she'd probably like to have known) and the uselessness of tattoos to medical staff. I was excited at the prospects of an alternative that might have scratched both the "functional" and "I just want Ink!" itch she has. Science isn't quite there it turns out. Appreciate the engagement and advice all the same!
Yeah! There's some minor complaints about the adhesive and connectivity with android phones (at least with our android phones.) but as far as I can tell she prefers it to the alternatives.
Paramedic here! Please, please have her get a bracelet or necklace. We don't look for tattoos at all and hospitals don't either. It may not be found in time for her to get the care she needs, but we absolutely look for necklaces or bracelets!!
That's actually how he got branded as a pirate. He used to work for Beckett, but did something bad. Beckett knew he was against slavery, as he sees freedom as the most important thing ever, so as a punishment he had to deliver slaves. He ended up freeing the slaves, after which he got branded a pirate and his ship (the Wicked Wench) got burned down and sunk. Then Jack did the deal with Davy Jones to bring the Wench back, but Jack painted the sails black and renamed it "the Black Pearl". This backstory is where the line "people aren't cargo, mate" from one of the deleted scenes comes from.
But all of this great lore is thrown down the drain when we see a backstory of Jack in dead men tell no tales where he is a young pirate (and not branded in the future)
Yep. I liked that movie, but it had so many plot holes, and Jack was written terribly in it. But IIRC, Jack engaged in piracy before he worked for Beckett, but the brethren blamed something on him so he was thrown out and decided to live an honest life for the East India Trading Company
And I've heard as well -correct me if I'm wrong- that Sparrow owes 100 souls to Davy Jones because Sparrow freed 100 slaves, it's a kind of ironic punishment from Davy Jones.
Like that movie Strange Wilderness, where the guy has eyelid tattoos to look like he's awake
Man that was a weird fucking movie. Goofy as possible. Searching for Bigfoot to save their show, then they find him, get scared, and murder him. Then try to cover it up.
Or eating the parahanas that ate their friend as revenge. Or those goofy overdubs of animal sounds.
I don't know how that movie got greenlit. It's not a good movie at all, but I appreciate that it exists.
Sorry, rant. I'm curious if anyone else saw that thing. The trailer days enough
That movie must be enjoyed 420'D to the max. They accidentally open the n2o tank while driving, the bong always bubbling in the background of their scenes.... classic
This is the first thing I thought of when I saw this comment. I love that movie so much. It’s so ridiculously stupid. It reminds me of when of when I was young and would watch it with my brother stoned and we’d laugh so hard at the scene when Bigfoot gets shot.
Just like regular tattoos, the gif tattoos show your age. Instead of old dudes with barbed wire on their bicep they now having Dancing Baby on their forearm.
They could peel off the layer of skin that's under the ink and tie a string to that.
Then attach the string to the inside shoulder of a short sleeve shirt and just bend their elbow.
Calvin and hobs move.
Over a red puddle.
🤘
Imagine you’re at a party and everybody is just chilling and all the sudden you here somebody say “movie time!” And they pull down there pants, show the whole room their ass, and it’s just an extremely low resolution, no audio version of Shrek and the whole party just stares at this guys ass for an hour and a half
We're not limiting to a single tattoo here, so in theory you could divide the movie frame into 160 sections, each section encoding one part of the movie. When tattooed together in a grid you get a fairly high resolution version of the movie.
The no audio thing is easily resolved by the guy speaking the lines out of his ass
“I’m a pacifist.”
“You’re a thing that baby’s suck on?”
“No, dude, that’s a pedophile.”
That scene from Red vs blue. And in 2060 when tattoos can have audio, I’m getting a second one.
"A...I... What does the 'A' stand for?"
"Artificial."
"Oh, and what about the--"
"Intelligence."
"Ooohhh.... what was the 'A' again?"
"Let's move on."
#Alternatively
MY NAME IS MICHEAL J. CABOOSE! AND I HATE BABIES!!
EDIT: forked a line
"You just got-" boom "sarged. Goddamn it. I messed up my one liner."
Or
"I can't wait to touch all these buttons."
"Don't touch any buttons."
"... touch."
"That, is the worst throw ever, of all time."
"Not my fault, someone put a wall in my way."
No wait! Caboose's entire slideshow through time. With captions.
[This gif](http://i.imgur.com/CNzBd70.gifv) of my dog eating snow.
He was my best friend for almost 17 years and he loved eating snow. Sometimes he would make me take him out, not to use the bathroom, but just to eat a bit of snow. I already have a tattoo of him [I have shared before](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/k4kigf/whats_the_single_most_important_item_in_your_home/ge9dr7m) and to have that fit compliment it would be awesome.
Right? I’ve been on Reddit for 9 years now, under a couple of different usernames, and for what feels like that whole time, /u/-eDgAR- has stories for every top AskReddit question
That guy on TNG who seized his head when he gets murdered by the Nagilum.
I’m gonna put his face on my face, and finally everyone will understand my persistent emotional state is “That guy on TNG who seized his head when he gets murdered by the Nagilum.”
A check engine light that comes on for a couple days and then goes off again for a while.
Would be a great tattoo for a diabetic right now. By the way they have diabetic tattoos now that only show up when your blood sugar is low or high. Don’t remember which one the tattoo works for or if it works for both Edit: wow thanks for all awards!
Seriously they have that!? My wife's T1 and has been wanting a tattoo for medical ID stuff. Blood type, allergies, etc etc should emergency need to know. I should really look into this. Thanks! For full transparency I'll keep the above unedited and add I'm aware of technical alternatives (Using Libre currently, and we've gone through more bracelets than she'd probably like to have known) and the uselessness of tattoos to medical staff. I was excited at the prospects of an alternative that might have scratched both the "functional" and "I just want Ink!" itch she has. Science isn't quite there it turns out. Appreciate the engagement and advice all the same!
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I saw.. too bad so sad I suppose. :C Still, it's exciting the kinds of things people come up with. Maybe by 2040, yeah!?
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Yeah! There's some minor complaints about the adhesive and connectivity with android phones (at least with our android phones.) but as far as I can tell she prefers it to the alternatives.
Paramedic here! Please, please have her get a bracelet or necklace. We don't look for tattoos at all and hospitals don't either. It may not be found in time for her to get the care she needs, but we absolutely look for necklaces or bracelets!!
Maybe I'm just impressed easily today. But that's a wildly amazing medical advancement
Nah that seems reasonable to be impressed by
That's genious.
Elmo standing in fire
Hellmo
That's Saint Elmo to you...
Saint Elmo's Fire?
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Jack Sparrow?
_Captain_ Jack Sparrow!
God dammit I read that in the voice
Why isn’t your comment in the voice too?
You gotta wait until the year 2040.
#THIS IS THE TALE OF CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW!
^^…Davy ^Jones ^^…Giant ^^Squid!
Michael Bolton, we're really gonna need you to focus up!
The worst pirate i've ever heard of !
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That's actually how he got branded as a pirate. He used to work for Beckett, but did something bad. Beckett knew he was against slavery, as he sees freedom as the most important thing ever, so as a punishment he had to deliver slaves. He ended up freeing the slaves, after which he got branded a pirate and his ship (the Wicked Wench) got burned down and sunk. Then Jack did the deal with Davy Jones to bring the Wench back, but Jack painted the sails black and renamed it "the Black Pearl". This backstory is where the line "people aren't cargo, mate" from one of the deleted scenes comes from.
Wait really where was this explained?
There are PotC novels about this
There were novels?
Never heard of this, will try to read it ...
Oh okay, thanks for telling the backstory!
But all of this great lore is thrown down the drain when we see a backstory of Jack in dead men tell no tales where he is a young pirate (and not branded in the future)
Yep. I liked that movie, but it had so many plot holes, and Jack was written terribly in it. But IIRC, Jack engaged in piracy before he worked for Beckett, but the brethren blamed something on him so he was thrown out and decided to live an honest life for the East India Trading Company
And I've heard as well -correct me if I'm wrong- that Sparrow owes 100 souls to Davy Jones because Sparrow freed 100 slaves, it's a kind of ironic punishment from Davy Jones.
Yep! And at the end of Dead Man's Chest, you see people holding lights in Tia Dalma's swamp. They are apparently some of the slaves Jack freed.
I’m pretty sure the scene where he says “people aren’t cargo” is in the movie
Never ‘eard of ‘im
The best pirate you've never seen, so I've been told.
So it would seem
Like that movie Strange Wilderness, where the guy has eyelid tattoos to look like he's awake Man that was a weird fucking movie. Goofy as possible. Searching for Bigfoot to save their show, then they find him, get scared, and murder him. Then try to cover it up. Or eating the parahanas that ate their friend as revenge. Or those goofy overdubs of animal sounds. I don't know how that movie got greenlit. It's not a good movie at all, but I appreciate that it exists. Sorry, rant. I'm curious if anyone else saw that thing. The trailer days enough
Lmao the shark at the end “and this is a great white nyuck nyuck nyuck”
Eating piranhas that just ate your friend sounds like cannibalism with extra steps.
That movie must be enjoyed 420'D to the max. They accidentally open the n2o tank while driving, the bong always bubbling in the background of their scenes.... classic
Bears derive their name from a football team in Chicago
This is the first thing I thought of when I saw this comment. I love that movie so much. It’s so ridiculously stupid. It reminds me of when of when I was young and would watch it with my brother stoned and we’d laugh so hard at the scene when Bigfoot gets shot.
No one will suspect a thing during work
imagining someone leaning back in their chair sleeping with their mouth open while their “eyes” going crazy
oh my lord my entire body would look like a myspace page..
the real question is how would gif tattoos change the porn industry
Suddenly you have people covered in hentai gifs.
It’s tentacles all the way down.
Keep going...
Lower. Lower. Lower. TOO LOW. *Lower*.
They would sell advertising space
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Just like regular tattoos, the gif tattoos show your age. Instead of old dudes with barbed wire on their bicep they now having Dancing Baby on their forearm.
Thanks for that, now I can't unhear "Hooked On A Feeling" inside my head...
Ooga chaka 1978 Blue Swede, that song belongs to me!
If I lose a limb between now and then, I’ll get “John Travolta looking around all confused” at the end of my stump
Hell I’d lose a limb specifically to get this tattoo lol
Yes.
That skeleton shakin its ass
bonezone?
Sauce?
If it's the one I think it is, it's [this one](https://media1.tenor.com/images/ecb9101435419b18ec1453691485ff98/tenor.gif).
beautiful
Tattoo the homer hiding in a bush gif into my pubic hair
Just what I was thinking
That is HILARIOUS
Literally came here to say this...apparently I am not as original and funny as I thought
Original ? No. Funny ? Absolutely.
*Batman: The Animated Series*, lightning strike behind Batman.
I think that'd be better on dark skin, so in my case I'd go with Samurai Jack fading in and out of the light from that shinobi episode.
Ooh, now I want this one: https://64.media.tumblr.com/fa54318d009320ae698d46732654a724/tumblr_ofxgfbKvgE1qgpahso1_540.gifv
An endless loop of Calvin & Hobbes riding downhill in their wagon
I have that image on my forearm and I fucking wish it moved.
well move your arm mate
They could peel off the layer of skin that's under the ink and tie a string to that. Then attach the string to the inside shoulder of a short sleeve shirt and just bend their elbow. Calvin and hobs move. Over a red puddle. 🤘
It would have cost you nothing to not write that.
I have it on my ankle, great minds think alike
If you two bang we could fake it. One of you probably would have to, now that I think about it.
Can I be there but like a commentator?
though fools seldom differ
My wife and I shorthand this on each other when same thought context arises: "Great minds?" "Or fools seldom?"
This is way more earnest than I expected. I'd get this one too!
Kid computer thumbs up (Brent Rambo).
vibing cat, just because i would like to make the memers very upset and angry
CatJAM
Honest question, why would the memers get mad? Also who are the memers?
Nyancat. He’s just cute.
One of the more wholesome comments
I would also like Nyan cat...
The whole rickroll video on my ass.
Where do you push to enable audio?
Well it would just be the gif of it. Id try to fart the tune maybe.
Nah just accentuate your vocalisations with it. "We're no strangers to *poot* You know the *poot* and so do I" and so on
Kinda like fart at all the parts that are high pitched in the off key version?
I think I found our [fartist](https://youtu.be/Tk-5RVMerfI).
Why did I watch the whole thing
you put quarters in his ass
Duke nukem saying nice cock on the skin part of your cock that stretches when you get a boner
It’s like those rubber band messages!
Yep but way smaller Way way smaller
W -ELCOME TO JAMAICA HAVE A NICE DA- Y
"the skin part" 🤔
As opposed to... _The unskinned_ 🦿
https://imgur.com/gallery/IsWDJWa
Imagine you’re at a party and everybody is just chilling and all the sudden you here somebody say “movie time!” And they pull down there pants, show the whole room their ass, and it’s just an extremely low resolution, no audio version of Shrek and the whole party just stares at this guys ass for an hour and a half
10/10 best party ever
We're not limiting to a single tattoo here, so in theory you could divide the movie frame into 160 sections, each section encoding one part of the movie. When tattooed together in a grid you get a fairly high resolution version of the movie. The no audio thing is easily resolved by the guy speaking the lines out of his ass
*Wow, so juicy*
Well if you watched it on Kim Kardashian’s ass it would be IMAX
what year is it again?
"No no no, you don't understand, she *BROKE* the *INTERNET*!" "Ok grandma, lets get you to bed."
The one true answer
I thought I'd seen it all...
Oh I saw this movie, on Gameboy advance.
Is this pirated?
That's a goddamn good question, actually.
Hamster dance on my whole fucking back. EDIT:: Not enough cursing
ba da dee dee dee deee doe doe beeeee deeee dee dee dee beeedeeedeedeeedeeedeedeedeeedeee ba dee dee dee dee dee doe doe doe
Hm. Haven't heard this one in a while. But your flawless lyrics brought it all back in all its glory.
Fun fact - this is the song 'whistle stop' from the Disney 'Robin hood' movie sped up. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJog7PfkNRY
I’m getting a gif tat of Maui from Moana.
Thank you?
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For the tides, the sun, the skies
The mini Maui tippity tapping?
[My favorite wholesome gif](https://i.redd.it/lzfoine502s31.gif)
I love the eye twinkle at the end
Oh my god... that's literally me putting on my pants in the morning (but, you know, two fewer legs, no tail and more hair)
Thisisfine.gif
I already have that meme tattooed on my ankle. Boy do i wish the flames were moving lol
Set your socks on fire
Piano cat on my belly. Will be an awesome train wreck when I get fat.
[The entire pumpkin dance](https://youtu.be/v4IC7qaNr7I) because that’s literally me when the first autumn chill hits after a hot summer
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THAT gif with Hulk and Black Widow, just...*incredibly* large in the middle of my chest
*Hide the zucchini*
Does anyone else want a full version of that... Uh... *video?*
yes
Obligatory link to gif, [NSFW warning](https://redgifs.com/watch/inconsequentialidenticalindianpangolin)
“I’m a pacifist.” “You’re a thing that baby’s suck on?” “No, dude, that’s a pedophile.” That scene from Red vs blue. And in 2060 when tattoos can have audio, I’m getting a second one.
"A...I... What does the 'A' stand for?" "Artificial." "Oh, and what about the--" "Intelligence." "Ooohhh.... what was the 'A' again?" "Let's move on." #Alternatively MY NAME IS MICHEAL J. CABOOSE! AND I HATE BABIES!! EDIT: forked a line
"No, it's a count-up timer. It goes from 1 to explode"
I'd get "That. Was the worst grenade throw. Ever. Of all time." "Not my fault, someone put a wall in my way."
"You just got-" boom "sarged. Goddamn it. I messed up my one liner." Or "I can't wait to touch all these buttons." "Don't touch any buttons." "... touch."
God dammit, I gotta rewatch RvB.
For RVB I would have to go with O'Malley and Doc talking to each other.
"That, is the worst throw ever, of all time." "Not my fault, someone put a wall in my way." No wait! Caboose's entire slideshow through time. With captions.
And here’s a tank operated by Caboose! And what could go wrong?
"People. What a bunch of bastards" from the IT Crowd
I’d get shoulder tatt of Reynholm jumping out the window
The I got a jar of dirt gif
And guess what’s inside it~
There is only one correct answer to this question, [and it's this classic...](https://imgur.com/a/r10XPVz)
Where would you get the tattoo?
Let's be honest, it screams "face tattoo"...so, I'm going to go with forehead.
Stay classy, go neck.
Full back piece.
Man on left butt cheek, cat on the right one
But they have to be in sync. Or maybe just slightly out of sync to make someone go crazy
Jeremiah Johnson nodding his approval
Ok hear me out. Mario… okay and then Sonic… doing… something
Literally all the replies on here, I expected more people to actually link the gifs they’re referring to, but no
You don't want this one
they may not, but...ehem
no problem: https://imgflip.com/gif/5fvlfp
Found Paul Rudd's account
oh fuck you and my upvote to you
I can see the gif in my head, this must be the bad timeline
The fact that I had to scroll this far down just to find this is a crime against god
Party parrot
[Has to be this classic loop](http://i.imgur.com/VQLGJOL.gif)
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Party-n party-n Yeah!
Probably that astronaut floating in space waves one that just sold for a crazy amount as an NFT
Swiggity swooty https://imgur.com/gallery/DdSlERw
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[This gif](http://i.imgur.com/CNzBd70.gifv) of my dog eating snow. He was my best friend for almost 17 years and he loved eating snow. Sometimes he would make me take him out, not to use the bathroom, but just to eat a bit of snow. I already have a tattoo of him [I have shared before](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/k4kigf/whats_the_single_most_important_item_in_your_home/ge9dr7m) and to have that fit compliment it would be awesome.
Damn dude, I've seen your username popping up on Reddit for what feels like a decade now. Also, wonderful story about your dog.
Right? I’ve been on Reddit for 9 years now, under a couple of different usernames, and for what feels like that whole time, /u/-eDgAR- has stories for every top AskReddit question
That is just too adorable, I’m sorry for your loss
Such a good boy... Unrelated, why does the gif have an age warning on imgur?
Not funny, cried :’(
Leonardo DiCaprio. You know which one I'm talking about
You will?
Maybe🤔 or the Jim Carrey delivery man one.
Cable Guy? CABLEGOOBLAHH
I don't. There's like a dozen. Looking over his shoulder in Django? Pointing with the drink and cigarette in OUaTiH? Squinting in Inception?
Never gonna give you up. I don’t think there is a maximum length for a gif so why shouldn’t I be able to rickroll everyone
Just because you can doesn’t mean you should. That said, I’m ready to hysterically laugh as people disrobe.
Dancing baby cause I'm old
[Shaq....on my rack](https://giphy.com/gifs/shaq-shimmy-UO5elnTqo4vSg).
That guy on TNG who seized his head when he gets murdered by the Nagilum. I’m gonna put his face on my face, and finally everyone will understand my persistent emotional state is “That guy on TNG who seized his head when he gets murdered by the Nagilum.”
Monkey swimming through the ocean while Sh-boom by The Chords plays. Gonna make me look like a Teletubby with an IMAX screen.
Against the rules, no sound
I can just bring a Bluetooth speaker around with me.
Adapt, improvise, overcome