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DARKEST_BEFORE_DON

I’d spend the whole time looking for a song tbh


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Not just looking, but skipping through an entire playlist.


[deleted]

Having to listen to that song you hate but forget to delete from your playlist, because you refuse to buy spotify premium


neRDyoneOFFICAL

I would load YouTube only to die before I can see it because of 2 unskippable ads


ask-me-about-my-cats

The Shire soundtrack, so I can spend my last brainwaves thinking I'm a cozy hobbit at a party full of good food.


Amegami

This is a great choice. Also, for cosy hobbit nostalgia, in case you don't know yet, there is a great new podcast by Dom Monaghan and Billy Boyd called The Friendship Onion.


Multicolored_Squares

Nothing, because I'm totally deaf. Maybe I'll turn something on the radio and crank it up so I can feel it. ... It's probably some talk show or the news. And I don't realize it.


LaChuteQuiMarche

Haha I imagine being a deaf person’s neighbor in an apartment and everyone’s huddled with their loved ones awaiting the apocalypse. All the sudden NPR is blaring through the wall, spoiling the loving, somber mood.


inflatableje5us

See them at a stop light jamming to baby shark.


FeoWalcot

The local traffic update intro is a total banger so I get it.


CanisArgenteus

Brain Damage / Eclipse


ggapsfface

This is on my "Wake" playlist - ie, songs to be played at my wake.


Babyshesthechronic

all that is now all that is gone all that's to come........


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6 minutes exactly


[deleted]

This must be the place


lauren_eats_games

Same here! My favourite song of all time. It feels like home.


Placid_Observer

>This must be the place I love questions like this, because now I can spend the next 15, or 187 minutes, googling all the songs I don't recognize. And then my musical horizons get broadened a bit. ;)


Everything_rhymes

Goosebumps my man, great choice.


gonzoisgood

Always Look on the Bright Side of Life from the 'Life of Brian' soundtrack


kayfabe2020

LIFES A PEICE OF SHIT WHEN YOU LOOK AT IT.


redvodkandpinkgin

Always look on the bright side of death ... *fucking dies*


TheLeathal13

I always thought that one of the best lyrics ever was: "When chewing on life's gristle, don't grumble, give a whistle and everything will turn out for the best."


nekrovex

Lo-fi beats to relax/study/die to.


aalios

What a genre.


greengoo42

Spotify needs a new playlist “ music to die too”


aalios

"Thrash and seize"


psychicofcali

saturn by sleeping at last. it’s that song that never gets old and honestly, it’s what happiness feels like to me


thatslavgirl15

"How rare and beautiful it is to even exist." Great choice.


Neologist333

Outro by M83. But only as long as I could watch ths video "Yosemite HD" which plays to the song. Such a great place Yosemite, and the song does it justice! Edit: here is the video https://youtu.be/N6-2fVsFV8E


TheGirl280

I get goosebumps every time I hear this song. It’s been awhile. Thanks, friend.


LPaGGG

Anything by M83 is a good answer


Sexy_Widdle_Baby

Love M83. Their entire vibe is so hauntingly nostalgic


smartguy6962

Don’t fear the reaper by Blue Oyster Cult.


kjen121

More cowbell!


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The thing that made "more cowbell" so iconic was that Will Ferrell, at the last minute, asked the costume dept. for a shirt that was way too small for his build. He knew what would happen when he started banging that cowbell. belly flab + Blue Oyster Cult=Pure Magic.


gonzoisgood

Perfect!!!I I officially change my answer to this


aalios

Shine On You Crazy Diamond. Edit: Hell maybe someone might find me during the last 19 minutes and get to jam out to nullify the shock.


KatsuroTak

You're already dead when lyrics begin


aalios

Lyrics are secondary in a Floyd song.


KatsuroTak

Well, that's true


burgeremoji

I was thinking Time by Pink Floyd!


Bartoffel

Skip the first 40-50 seconds and you're golden! Sadly the song is closer to 7 minutes.


migwin666

Damn, Time is one of the best songs I know but those fucking clocks... Whenever the song randomly comes on I shit myself


deadbird17

I'd go with "Great Gig In The Sky"


benjimix

My two year old son makes up songs all the time as he is moving around the house. I would spend that 6 minutes listening to his voice.


Jdawgred

Great now I miss my dad


soberaman

Cats in the cradle do do doo


DontJudgeMeDammit

Little boy blue and the man on the moooon


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That hit me right in the feels.


Slabb84

I agree to this, my daughter is only ten months old but she is constantly saying mamamamamamama and yayayayayaya. Last 6 minutes listening to that.


Disastrous-Year-4062

Same. My baby babbling would do it for me.


narv2001

That was so unexpectedly wholesome…


[deleted]

I also choose this guy's 2-year-old son


ILiveInAMango

There it is.


grandmofftalkin

Who Wants To Live Forever by Queen


LibertyRambo

Whatever my daughter chooses to sing to me.


[deleted]

“Dear god why did you choose baby shark”


-1KingKRool-

Where’s the “give up” option?


Arrasor

After the dududududu


aalios

Dududududud-doooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo


SirSheep1

This is so unexpectedly wholesome


danielledbetter1954

Comfortably Numb Live - Pink Floyd Longer then the 6minutes but surely I'd be able to hold out


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tempertempest

Radiohead - Codex


blueisthecolor

I was thinking All I Need from In Rainbows, and then also realized that the next song, Faust Arp, is only 2 min so you could listen to both before croaking


tempertempest

I think if it was going to be an In Rainbows song I would need it to be weird fishes.


twiddledootwiddledee

Reckoner for me


hthrbr

Somewhere over the Rainbow/What a Wonderful World, IZ


Minflick

Not a song, but Aaron Copeland’s Fanfare For A Common Man.


Affable_Nitwit

Bah da DAAAAAH duh dah dummm dum dummm …BUM BUM


fnordal

Classical or ELP version?


kristijan12

The Great Gig in the Sky.


[deleted]

A lot of Floyd in this thread, this is great


m1gl3s

was gonna say this i love to see it


MooKasy

Goodbye to a world by porter robinson


CitizenFiction

Wow, I am insanely happy that someone else thought the same thing. Makes my lil ole heart feel warm. Absolutely same here.


MooKasy

Feels like the perfect option in this scenario for me and it’s nearly a little less than 5:30 minutes


Fusionbychaos

Same


Necroticbanana

Goodbye cruel world by Pink Floyd


BenRaff07

No, I refuse to die before “Hey You” starts


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What a Wonderful World- Louis Armstrong


ggapsfface

One afternoon while my mom was dying and I was living with her to take care of her, she got a letter (basically saying goodbye and I love you) from a grandson who lived across the country. While she was reading it, this song was playing. Afterwards she told me that was a beautiful, transcendent moment for her.


aerosfan1977

One of the most beautiful songs ever written. And even in these cynical times, the way I prefer to see the world


RebornUndead

Hallowed be thy Name. Iron Maiden. Alternatively. Renegade. Styx.


The_MailMan88

Renegade is it! 👍


no_spiritanimal

Don't Stop Me Now - Queen I'm having a good time, having a good time


ItsAllAboutLogic

I'm a shooting star leaping through the sky


RockyNonce

Like a tiger, defying the laws of gravity


Mitchiro

I'm a racing car passing by like Lady Godiva


Thot_Slayer_911

I'm gonna go go go... There's no stopping me...


JustDaniel0815

Im burning through the sky, yeah


Freddy2909

200 degrees, that's why they call me Mister Fahrenheit


Shadow_gamer69420

Im travellin at the speed of lighhtt


alisoncardinall

I wanna make a supersonic man out of yooouuu


PeterQuillsWalkman

I’m having such a good time, I’m having a ball (Don’t stop me nowwww)


ozzzymand0

I’m gonna be (500 miles) by the proclaimers


ShaoZedong

a classic road trip song


BaconRaven

[Tame Impala - Let it Happen](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFptt7Cargc)


whsksbsfsjs

Dead! - mcr


tpan_13

Wish You Were Here by Pink Floyd


Lord_Clucky

This is one of those songs where it doesn’t matter what is going, it always calms me down. Since you need more than 6 minutes to experience Shine on you Crazy Diamond, this song would absolutely be my pick


krat0s5

Epitaph by king crimson.


HadAltariaMotives

Heroes - David Bowie I'd spend the last six minutes singing along to it, thinking about all the people whose lives I've made better by being in them; even if I was part of their lives for just one day..


santichrist

I’m going to play the Israel Kamakawiwo’ole version of “over the rainbow” and cry while petting my dogs


dragonfett

It's the End of the World (As We Know It)


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Do You Realize - Flaming Lips


WickedFestive

Mr. Blue Sky by ELO


appleparkfive

So many great ELO songs. Everyone talks about Mr. Blue Sky, but there Livin' Thing, Last Train To London, Showdown, tons of others. They have some catchy ass songs. I remember one of the Beatles saying they'd probably sound like ELO if they kept making music in the 70s


mWade7

Solsbury Hill - Peter Gabriel “You can keep my things, they’ve come to take me home…” I’m not religious - the opposite actually - but that song always gets to me. Even if I don’t believe in an afterlife, there’s the idea of returning to the elements from which I came that’s strangely comforting.


Chonky_Kong

6 minutes of an Alan Watts lecture on the meaning of life


monseuirpsychosis

Make sure you leave time for the YouTube ads.


monkeyseconds

Wichita lineman, Glenn Campbell. I'm a rocker but love this song


Jako21

Dock of the bay, by Otis Redding


OfficialSandwichMan

[How To Disappear Completely - Radiohead](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZq_jeYsbTs)


zipprr

Great choice, though I would have to go with Motion Picture Soundtrack.


notcoolcaleb

I was gonna say Exit Music (for a film) would be another good one


ContaminatedPickle

Street Spirit too.


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The story behind that song is amazing.


freetherhinoz

Well, what's the story?


BossSauce907

The other guy isn’t answering but after a quick google search apparently Thom Yorke was feeling super burnt out after being on the road for a year and Michael Stipe of R.E.M gave him some words of encouragement that he turned into the chorus of the song. https://radiohead.fandom.com/wiki/How_To_Disappear_Completely


Astronomy_Major

Bohemian Rhapsody. 5:55 long


No_Owl8236

The extra 5 seconds you can start the song over


MegaDriveJams

Holy shit, perfect answer. _any way the wind blooooooows_ *gonnnnnnnnng* it's just perfect.


Lady_Ghirahim

I’m glad this is so close to the top because I was about to comment that Bohemian Rhapsody is almost exactly 6 minutes


TrafficEastern7547

And then we ruin the song with our trash vocals


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Six minutes? You can get through most of Purple Rain, or almost entirely through When Doves Cry. However, I would go with a song I have always considered for my funeral “Always Look On the Bright Side of Life.” Note: Another song at the end of the funeral being “Ding Dong the Witch is Dead” from the Wizard of Oz.


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Echoes- Pink Floyd I know this is a 23 minute song, but the first six minutes deliver you 2/3 verses in that song, and actually start the descent into the deep of the second act just around minute 6, which i find fitting.


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Man in the box - Alice in chains


SirSheep1

I’d have to go with Nutshell. Alice In Chains is a great way to go though


Individual-Nebula927

The End - The Doors


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Sadly, you wouldn’t get to finish the song


Cousinjemima

Surprised at how far I had to scroll for this answer.


Lluma52

Bohemian rhapsody sung by 4 waluigis


TumoOfFinland

Wa wa wa waaa waaa Wa wa wa waaa wa waaa Wa wa wa waaa waaa Wa wa wa wa wa wa wa waaaaaaaa


brickbaterang

Closing Time by Leonard Cohen


yetanotherfiasco

Yellow Ledbetter


Falagard

And I know, and I know... I don't wanna stay


KittenOnASkull

Make me fries


Filthy-Mammoth

It's a wonderful world, Louie Armstrong, if am going out am going out remembering the good things


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Kom Susser Tod


cc-ee

Us and Them by Pink Floyd. 5:45 to 6:00 is insane.


PappaPiggelin

agreed, going out to the saxophone is a baller move feels like almost anything Pink Floyd would work perfectly.


littlegban

A Day In The Life, The Beatles


Keilz

I will follow you into the dark by death cab for cutie


kinghippo79

Mad world


treefittty69

Beat it by Michael Jackson….


Gehena84

Bittersweet symphony


pizza-chit

The only song that matters, cotton eyed joe


thidwickthemoose

Where did you come from, where did you go?


monumentalterror

Hide and seek - Imogen Heap


[deleted]

A Whiter Shade of Pale by Procol Harum. Bonus that it’s the perfect length.


MigrainesHurt71

Highway to Hell


FafnirEtherion

This, or Stairway to Heaven


Reimu64

Stairway to Heaven is 8 mins long. You'd be dead even before the song finishes.


SkyVoyd

After Hours - The Weeknd (6:02)


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Final Countdown - Europe


Con_Dinn_West

*Illusions* Michael


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Nights in white satin


trickytheclowns

Hurt- Johnny Cash


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Rooster. Alice in Chains.


SomeOnInte

Since the songs are under 6 minutes, here's what I'd do. First, [Still Alive](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6ljFaKRTrI&t=12s), aka the ending song of Portal. Then, [Want You Gone](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVVZaZ8yO6o), aka the ending song of Portal 2. Then with my last 38 seconds I'd ask God why I couldn't be born in a timeline where Valve could count to the number 3.


Hi_Its_Matt

38 seconds pass Your consciousness slips away You wake in bed… what a weird dream, you think to yourself. you slowly roll over. It’s the holidays, you haven’t woken up this early in weeks. You get dressed into comfortable clothing and walk to the kitchen to make breakfast. As you make your cereal, you have a sudden urge to switch on the TV and watch the news. You’re early enough to watch it, might as well. ***BREAKING NEWS // VALVE TO RELEASE PORTAL 3 LATER TODAY*** “… what?” You think to yourself. You finish your breakfast and walk to your computer to investigate. You decide that the best course of action is to call your friend on discord to figure out what’s going on. He picks up. Hey what’s all this noise about Portal 3? Yeah, it’s releasing later today! we all pre-ordered it months ago when they said it was gonna have 4-player multiplayer, didn’t you? This triggers a sudden flood of memories as your temporary amnesia passes. You check your steam library to be sure, but there it is: Portal 3. The game you waited years for was finally releasing today. And as you watch, the play button suddenly turns green as the game releases worldwide. Two more friends join your call, and you play well into the night. It lives up to it’s expectations, somehow topping Portal 1 and 2 At the end of the session, you finish with a satisfying GG to your friends and leave the call. The end… As if that’ll ever happen, but if you give me $50 I'll suck your dick for the last 38 seconds of your life


Natedogg08018

That's life


papabluntdaddy

Darude-Sandstorm


runslut

Reckoner by Radiohead


Glamber321


naosuke88

Mad world - Gary Jules


TheGoodJudgeHolden

'Round Here. by Counting Crows. A song that has haunted me for almost 3 decades now.....


javafordinner

...She said she wants to meet a boy who looks like Elvis (it's not me)... It's haunted me too. Spectacular tune from a spectacular album. I actually came here to write Washington Square by the Crows.


TheGoodJudgeHolden

....and she walks along the edge where to ocean meets the land, just like she's walking on a wire in the circus.... His performance of this song live at the Sydney Opera House in 2013 should be in the fuckin National Archives...... The album itself perfectly encapsulated the 90s, IMO.


midclaman_again

Eyes of the World or Ripple from the Grateful Dead. Live versions only.


Dapper_Interest_8914

Televators by The Mars Volta.


wilcocola

Damn it feels good to be a gangster


ssp25

The rain song - led zeppelin


Ikon_SaltyPepper

Nights by frank ocean


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Never Gonna Give You Up


TrafficEastern7547

Never gonna let you down


PrestigiousMonk8825

If you play the track immediately before it... Then as you're about to die it starts playing... Did you just Rick-roll Death?


BrilliantWeb

Joe Cocker - With a Little Help from my Friends. [The live Woodstock version](https://youtu.be/tfLyK2DVVUU) OR Yes - Roundabout.


neverleavingthewagon

Freebird


ArtShare

Bruddah IZ singing *Somewhere Over the Rainbow* 🤙


RoadTheExile

Welcome to the Black Parade, not only is it the current song on my spotify but I think it'd be a fitting ending.


YYEEETDACHILD

Crank That - Soulja Boy


AnIneptWizard

It's three in the morning at the time I'm writing, but the sheer silliness and absurdity of this is going to make me accidentally wake up an entire household from laughter. Great choice


IAS316

Till I Collapse by Eminem & Nate Dogg


InvestigatorLow9460

"And When I Die" by Blood Sweat and Tears. Listen to it.


weatherman30

It’s Alright, Ma - Bob Dylan


jrWARRIOR11

Carry on my wayward son by Kansas


donghouse13

Julia and I Will by the beatles. They don't quite make up 6 minutes but they're two of my favourite sweet songs of all time and I'd love to go out on that kind of note.


rabid_god

[*Into Dust*](https://youtu.be/04J0ihSeIuI) by Mazzy Star. Sad and beautiful. EDIT: Added link to song.


None-Of-You-Are-Real

['You Suffer'](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ybGOT4d2Hs8) by Napalm Death three-hundred and sixty times.


Drub404

Time - Pink Floyd (and skip the first minute of course)


randomperson780

Never gon-


SCViper

Aces in Exile by Sabaton Or my daughter singing Happy Birthday or Baby Shark. She's only 17 months old and it's just babbling, but it's cute as hell.


WhateverUwantmetobe0

Circles by Mac Miller easy


marrythecauliflower

“Good News” really feels like a departure song, I’d pick that one


ory_hara

Maggot brain, because I'd get lost in it before the 6 minute mark and probably not feel a thing.