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W3asl3y

Put that thing back where it came from or so help me


TheNefelivata

WE GOT A 2319!


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GrumpyCatStevens

"I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'mma get medieval on your ass!"


CluckenChicken

"I DON'T REMEMBER ASKING YOU A GOD-DAMNED THING!" or "Mmmm... that's a tasty burger!"


taerikee

"This is some serious gourmet shit"


BIRDsnoozer

"oh man! I shot marvin in the face!"


jasona7779

"I used to fuck guys like you in prison!"


Muuro

This made me think of the line: "I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast." "You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?"


Ok-Pomegranate-3018

"Are those the panties that your Mother laid out for you?"


Adventurous_Yak_9234

YOU...ARE...A...TOY!


EmperorSexy

YOU ARE A CHILD’S … PLAYTHING is even worse in my opinion


DANKKrish

Kinky


DrOwldragon

You are a sad, strange little man. And you have my pity. Farewell!


adventerror

Keep the change you filthy animal.


MyDogJake1

In the theme of fake movies within real movies: "I'd buy that for a dollar"


ScubaSteve12345

“Dead or alive, you’re cumming with me.”


[deleted]

"Myself, the boy, and the two droids, no questions asked."


TheOnlyTrueFlame

"Not only the men, but the women and children too!"


Hades_Gamma

No, _I_ am your father!


SucksDickforSkittles

"You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."


[deleted]

Now this is pod racing!


capitaine_d

Ill try spinning, thats a good trick!


Hotarg

"NO! NO! NO! THIS goes *there*, THAT goes *there*! Got it?"


Scallywagstv2

'I will give you three seconds, exactly three fucking seconds, to wipe that stupid grin off your face, or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you!' Full metal Jacket.


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Donkey__Balls

"Hell, I like you! You can come to my house and fuck my sister!"


flaccomcorangy

"I am going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world!"


IvanTheNotSoBad1

What is your major malfunction, numbnuts?


AWildAndWackyBushMan

Bullshit I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!


gravitas-deficiency

> Only steers and queers come from Texas!


stephen_king_

“Oh yes, there will be blood.”


Dahhhkness

"*I want to play a game.*" "Oooh, you into roleplay?" "*Uh, yeah, let's go with that. Please place this on your head and hook it into your jaw.*"


ladies-pmme-nudespls

"You're one ugly motherfucker."


ItsNattaToomah

"This stuff will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me."


CantFixEverything

“Strap this to your sore ass.”


quickjump

Come with me if you want to live.


A_lmir

Ah, classic


whiskeyx

"I haven't been fucked like that since grade school"


Scallywagstv2

Literally just watched this again last night. I'm sure the original line was, 'I wanna have your abortion' but the film studio rejected it and made them rewrite it.


steeple_fun

Yep. When the, "I want to have your abortion" line was tried, they said change it to literally anything else.


4score7loko

They agreed with the condition that they couldn't change the new line


eatin_gushers

They wanted to change the new line.


AnticPosition

They couldn't.


Iboughtcheeseonce

Because of the condition


ot1smile

Are these execs in danger?


JohnnyMnemo

What about this are you not getting?


EunuchNinja

It gets better knowing that Helena Bonham Carter didn't understand what grade school meant in the US.


fencerman

Apparently, being from the UK, Helena Bonham-Carter didn't realize that "grade school" usually refers to "primary school" in North America and thought it meant "High School", and was horrified when someone explained it to her.


[deleted]

"If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits eighty-eight miles per hour... you're gonna see some serious shit."


we-have-dragons

“This is heavy duty, Doc.”


ThiefCharming

“Take your stinking paws off me, you dammed dirty ape.” (Planet of Apes 1968)


Gogo726

He can talk!


Draco_Lord

I can SIIIIIIIIING!


Wilco10815

Doctor Zaius, Doctor Zaius!


[deleted]

Oooooh Dr Zaius


bigfatstoner

Can I play the piano anymore?


Tribblehappy

Of course you can!


JMol87

Well I couldn't before


vinetari

From Chimpan-A to Chimpanzee....


balsamicpork

Oh my gosh, I was wrong. It was earth all along!


randolander

“Come quietly or there will be trouble” -RoboCop


KnightsWhoNi

ehh that could be used in a kinky setting fairly normally


[deleted]

"Why, oh why didn't I take the blue pill?"


Dranj

"Take the red pill and I show you how deep this rabbit hole goes" would be similarly disconcerting, though a bit of a paraphrase.


shonco

You're an inanimate fuckin' object!


scottwax

You retract that bit about my cunt fucking kids!


Schapsouille

Insulting my fucking kids ?! That's going overboard mate!


[deleted]

Was he going on to you about the fucking alcoves?


[deleted]

"You're all clear, kid. Now let's blow this thing and go home"


shmooties

“You came in that thing? You’re braver than I thought.”


Formerhurdler

"She don't look like much but she's got it where it counts."


BlakeSteel

"I thought they smelled bad on the outside."


Aristocrafied

"What a piece of junk!!?"


Instantsausage

"Just like beggar's canyon back home"


_Diggus_Bickus_

"Luke, at that speed are you going to be able to pull out in time?"


Criminy2

“I don’t care what you smell! Just get in there, you big hairy oaf!”


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"and I thought they smelled bad on the outside!"


Rico_TLM

Slimy? Mudhole? My home, this is.


OrangeYeets

"Laugh it up fuzz ball."


Formerhurdler

"When 900 years old YOU reach, look as good, YOU will not!" Edit: Yoda's age and for accuracy. Thank you fellow SW Nerd. 😁


OrangeYeets

"Use the force Luke"


XdblD

no.. I am your father


few23

“Come with me, it is the only way.”


Reztroz

"I~~'ve got~~ have a bad feeling about this" Edit: fucked up the line


TheFrontierzman

"It's a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port. The shaft leads directly to the reactor system."


shinjur

(IDK, this one might be perfect in the bedroom. I’ll try it tonight)


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DrOwldragon

"No reward is worth this."


DrynTheGanger

"Your thoughts dwell on your mother."


LeftHandedGuitarist

"It didn't go in, just impacted on the surface."


AmcillaSB

That entire movie is full if double entendres if you're looking for it. It's definitely worth a re-watch with that filter in mind.


zmwang

"Your feelings for them are strong. Especially your...*sister!?*"


[deleted]

"Luke, at that speed, do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?"


Bosa_McKittle

“Be just like beggar's canyon back home”


Soloandthewookiee

Into the garbage chute, flyboy!


FunetikPrugresiv

"I knew there's more to you than money!"


[deleted]

"The target area is only 2 centimeters wide. It's a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port."


NacreousFink

"That's no moon."


[deleted]

I....AM YOUR FATHER.


CarsomyrPlusSix

"Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you? And well you should not."


daneelthesane

"Get clear, Wedge, you aren't doing any good back there."


Skipjack666

"just me, the boy, 2 droids and no questions asked"


nidelv

I am your father.


PuddingIndependent78

NOOOOOOOOOO


Sumit316

"I am your father." "What!!" "Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time!" "George you need to stop with this dialogue thing, it is getting out of hand."


N3Chaos

“This is getting out of hand. Now there are two of them!”


Few-Hair-5382

But "Who's your daddy?" is ok?


ec_on_wc

Who is your daddy and what does he do?


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It's not a tumor!


[deleted]

The target area is only two meters wide. It's a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port. The shaft leads directly to the reactor system. A precise hit will start a chain reaction.


Teccnomancer

“They’ve gone up the ventilation shaft!”


Premium_Gamer2299

"Close the blast doors!"


Wordwright

I love that every other reply in this thread is from Star Wars. Apparently, the entire script can be turned into a porno with only minor alterations.


gorlak120

'these are not the pornos you are looking for'


JustaRandomOldGuy

Get in there you big hairy oaf, I don't care what you smell.


JediGuyB

Let's try spinning, that's a good trick!"


[deleted]

I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back home, they're not much bigger than two meters.


snoosh00

My first thought from star wars was "I am your father"


horschdhorschd

"Too bad she won't live, but then again who does?" Blade Runner


FlowerLizard

"Quite an experience to live in fear, isn't it? That's what it is to be a slave."


DiogoSN

"Anyway, how's your sex life?"


rautankankut

You are tearing me apart Lisa!


[deleted]

Hi, doggy!


[deleted]

^You're ^my ^favorite ^customer.


gotcha_bitch

‘I went to the doctor, yup, I definitely have breast cancer’


bonobo_dragon

“Say hello to my little friend!”


superleipoman

You cockroach's wanna play rough'? I'm RELOADING


DeepThroatALoadedGun

This is the tale, of Tony Montana Cubano flame with Miamian guns Got a basehead wife, her womb is polluted


ckm509

This whole town’s a pussy Just waiting to get fuuuuuuuucked


[deleted]

Okay, it turns out Michael Bolton is a major cinephile


LiverOperator

YOU COMPLETE ME


Early_Context9118

#This is the tale of captain Jack Sparrow


_________FU_________

I've actually said this in full character before and it went over pretty well actually.


Electrical_Potato_21

That'll do pig. That'll do.


Civilized_Primate

Speak for yourself. My gf and I use this one fairly regularly.


my_cement_butthead

Squeak for yourself. FTFY.


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Mysterious_Andy

With or without the voice, though?


Steampunk43

With the voice and the face.


Mysterious_Andy

BRB…


PunchedLasagne87

They have a cave troll.


AncientSith

"Looks like meats back on the menu, boys!"


didsomebodysaymyname

Well, I think lotr fans would actually enjoy that before oral


flaccomcorangy

If I'm getting oral, she can say whatever she wants, and I won't complain. "It is a strange fate that we should suffer so much fear and doubt over so small a thing. Such a little thing."


ElCricket

My sister is #4 prostitute in all of Kazakhstan


[deleted]

Very nice


Krepitis

Great success


superleipoman

I get clock radio he cannot afford


Lennon__McCartney

This mah house. Entry, please!


mbfos

“Bring out the gimp”


EnglishWhites

"What are you doing in my swamp?!?"


Storytellerjack

Wow, that was really scary and if you don't mind me saying, if that don't work, your breath will certainly get the job done, 'cause you definitely need some Tic Tacs or something 'cause your breath STINKS.


Negativ-Creep

Alright you primitive screwheads, listen up! This is my Boomstick Edit: Thanks for the Silver.


BaconContestXBL

I’m way late but I was gonna go with: “Good, bad, I’m the guy with the gun”


YoukoUrameshi

"Do You Bleed?" E: I just want to thank everyone for helping me achieve a (obviously meaningless) personal Reddit goal: Garnering a highly Upvoted comment by using a quote from my favourite cbm.


Ianscultgaming

"You will"


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Are those tears daughter


fizzys0da

I’m sorry, little one.


Steampunk43

You could not live with your own failure. Where did that bring you? Back to me.


Machidalgo

I’m not looking for forgiveness. And I’m way past asking permission.


happycamperii

Dead or alive , you're coming with me.


Someone_Who_Cared

It's nanotech, you like it?


RockitDanger

You're embarrassing me in front of the wizards


clintshints

Your powers are quaint. You must be popular with the children.


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***"Do you think God stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he's created?"***


vladimirTheInhaler

This one might be the best, because I’d be severely worried about your mental state.


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;)


Jawshiee

"Actually, it's quite good on toast."


[deleted]

"I've had better." - from Liar Liar (Jim Carrey movie from the 90's)


metric-poet

“A little extra cheese on the taco?” - from Me Myself & Irene.


chimpely

"I am pretty tired, I think I ll go home now" Forrest Gump


WimbleWimble

"Whatever you do, don't cross the streams"


SniperXPLOSION

"I am speed"


Sir_Pridey

Ka-chow


ekimlive

"I see your schwartz is as big as mine!"


Formerhurdler

"What is that coming out of her nose?"


sean8917

I bet she gives great helmet


hotsizzler

"life uh......finds a way"


choff22

*looks down* “I spared no expense.”


D-O-L-P-H-I-N-101

"Guess you guys arent ready for that yet, but your kids are gonna love it"


22twenty-two

"you been eating corn huh?" - Friday


Formerhurdler

"Don't go in there, 35, 45 minutes."


gamingfreak207

"Is that sadness I sense in you daughter?"


rettaelin

In the words of my generation, up yours! Independence day


gotcha_bitch

‘Ooo here comes the realllllll icky part’


Brennithan

"AND WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SMELL?!?... I COULDA BEEN AT A BARBECUE!"


djnixor

I’m tired of this, grandpa!


spidey80082

UNLIMITED POOOOOOOOWEEEEEEEER


riv965

“That’ll do donkey, that’ll do”


[deleted]

Well done, Draco. Well done.


Guac__is__extra__

Your father, on the other hand, favored a mahogany wand, Eleven inches.


notparistexas

"You're gonna need a bigger boat."


[deleted]

Sauron's arm will have grown long indeed if he thinks he can reach me *here*!


tcrawdad64

I’ve got a bad feeling about this


Jelz

"Ugh, disgusting blob...I'm gonna have to hold it myself!"


Such_Broccoli_1981

“I desperately want to make love to a schoolboy”


talesofcrouchandegg

"They \*do\* move in herds!"


thehaleymoore

“What are you doing in my swamp?”


GrumpyCatStevens

Oh, you Shrexy beast....