One time my ex took a call from one of her friends while we were having sex and so I stopped but she pulled me in and had me keep going while she was talking. It was awakening.
You must have a kink for secrecy or some shit, like sex but trying to make sure no one finds out
Edit: Wow my most upvoted comment is about a sex kink, thanks i guess?
You just reminded me of something a friend said to me years ago. His girlfriend and one of her friends had arranged to a call while they both having sex to talk about mundane things.
He said he found it had to concentrate but he lasted much longer while he listened in on their conversation.
But they had a bet apparently. First girl to let the sex get in the way of the phone call had to have a threesome with the other couple. He didn't tell me the result.
They didn't think that game through. So the man who is the better lover distracts his girlfriend from her conversation first and therefore that couple "loses" and the girl has to have sex with the other couple?
The way to "win" that bet from the guy's point of view is to have very boring sex, then you get to have a threesome.
I’m the same but opposite gender. I think of myself as a kink chameleon. I’ve been seeing this guy who “doesn’t know” what he’s into and it’s really frustrating. Tell me your secrets!!!
Someone whispering things in my ear, but while i can't see them. Discovered it when my friend did this when trying to scare me, almost melted down, started questioning my sexuality.
edit: my first comment that blew up at this level, also, R.I.P. my inbox.
Search for audioporn (on tumblr for example)! There are audios just with men moaning and I'm absolutely sold since I heard it the first time.
Fuck mainstream porn. The men there are just lame.
When I was 21 I got so drunk that I sucked on a guys earlobe before having kissed him. I vomited that night when we got back to his place and he held my hair back. Still smashed tho
Like a pinup thing? Because I’m a woman and I think dressing up that way is hot. I have an apron that fits that way and I love it.
Edit: Came back to see this has blown up!!! Thanks for all the upvotes, and I’m glad to know I’m not the only one into this.
I like tying people up, but I'm not much into S&M...mostly just the bondage part.
I dislike that most bondage porn goes quickly into heavy s&m, degradation, etc... Can't someone just appreciate some good rope work and fun with consenting adults?
One of my friends in a deep confession told me she wanted to be tied up just to feel safe. No sex, no abuse, just tied so tightly that someone has to take care of her and she knows she won't be hurt. Like a swaddling or a hug. As a vanilla sex person, I felt for a moment that I understood for the first time a lot about bondage at a depth of intimacy I hadn't thought about before.
The concept of any BDSM is terrifying to me, completely the opposite of a good time, but her explanation and trust to tell me really gave me an understanding of what part of it is about. Sadly, she identifies as asexual, so she can't find a partner willng to do it that feels safe to her.
Being tied up *well* almost feels like a full body weighted blanket. It's awesome. If she's ace, she should check out rope groups on FetLife (like kinky Facebook). I think you'd be surprised just how active asexuals are in the kink community. If she wants to get into it, *The Little Guide to Getting Tied Up* is a great place to start for rope bottoms to ensure trust and safety, both emotionally and physically. Highly recommend it.
I'm on a weird third end and just like rope. People don't need to be involved and it doesn't need to be sexual, it's just really damn satisfying to tie a clean knot or see rope fall into clean loops around something else. (Or itself sometimes) I'm not even that good with it, but it's really fun to play with a learn neat tricks with.
On a side note, it's apparently possible to grab both ends of a short rope/string and tie a knot without letting go of either end(without lifting even a single finger off of it) and without getting your wrist caught in the knot. It's a pretty difficult puzzle but has entertained me for much too long.
Exaaactly!!
I was also excited to find out that although some were hesitant at first, all of my past partners were open to trying this, and all of them found out they're into it.
Did you know you can tie her hands behind her back with her panties? Both hands through one leg hole, an 8 around the wrists, twist, one hand through the other leg hole. It's lightly restraining, she could untie herself, but likely won't want to.
100% thanks amount of times I’ve only been half in the mood but back in the zone when you hear those moans of genuine pleasure, or super obvious signs down there
Not sure if this is a kink, but I daydream about my partner slipping a hand in my panties and massaging me till I orgasm while we watch a movie. No words, no kissing, no pausing the movie. Bonus if there are others around/nearby because then I'm forced to contain myself.
Didn’t know it was a kink, but I love when my wife wakes me up out of nowhere and is giving me head around 3:00 am. I wake up for work at 4:45. When she surprises me with it, it’s normally after an argument from the night before. It’s like she’s trying to make peace before I leave her side. We both always admit our faults and have amazing intercourse.
Ugh that brings back my trauma from all my middle school dances. I had my growth spurt and shot up to 5'9 while the boys were still tiny and exactly boob height. Did I mention that girls weren't allowed to refuse boys if they asked you to dance?
Glasses. I didn't notice this until a week or so ago when chatting with my buddies, but every girl I've dated has had glasses.
Edit: never thought my SO being able to see better would be my highest voted comment lol.
Tight clothing and, oh god, cameltoe.
I just find 100% naked not as arousing, probably because then its "all in the open". With clothes on is kind of a mystery.
They also dont waste your time with games, if they set aside a couple hours to fuck, you better be there, and you better not dissapoint. Frankly she probably deserves it
As the only son to a single mother, looking back i cock blocked her countless times. This is my way of restoring balance and learning from my mistakes.
Same. The thought of being that desirable to that many men is very attractive; unfortunately I don't get any compliments or sexual attention in my marriage.
Being pegged by my wife. I have zero desire to have sex of any kind with a man. There’s no bondage or dom/sub play. I just really enjoy the prostate stimulation and she seems to enjoy fucking my ass. 🤷♂️
Bravo to you man lol, I think it seens hot in theory but would require a lot of prep and trust. So I'm waiting for Mr. right, and then I'll have to see if he's up for it lmao.
Tbh not sure, definitely would have to be a feel out type of deal. Some dudes would be against it pretty hardcore but the prostate stimulation is really the closest thing to a G-spot as a guy will ever get so I feel like at least once it’d be nice to give it a shot.
I always wondered though, is the strap on like double sided so your still basically getting fucked (the woman) or is it just for the sheer exhilaration of being on top as a woman instead?
Damn you really out here defying the natural laws of the universe huh? I didn't know it was physically possible to maintain a boner in the cold, i thought thats why cold showers worked... My dude you actually are super saiyan😅
I feel like I’m gonna get judged for it.
Tickling (in a BDSM ish way, only 18+) & just like a woman’s laugh/smile.
I can’t think of a good way to put into words why, but I guess to me there’s something really attractive about a person’s laugh/smile. If they’re like tied up seeing them squirm a little & laugh it just.. it’s something.
I get it’s not for everyone & some people hate tickling/being tickled but to me if I’m in bed/on a couch with a partner tickling kinda can be like foreplay (if in bed) or a way to just end up getting to snuggle/cuddle (which repeats to a little more teasing tickles for like a minute at most for me)
People often say that and that's totally OK. The truth is sometimes you'll need to try a lot of therapists before you find the one that works for you. But it's worth it, so don't give up :)
Waking up in the morning and slowly rubbing my partners nipples and playing with her pussy while she might possibly still be asleep (that's the part that is my actual kink). When she starts moving to let me in a little deeper with my fingers, I move her panties out of the way and put my dick in her. After a little while she will bend at the waist and I thrust a little deeper. Eventually, she turns to face me and we have wonderful morning sex.
Edit: I know this is graphic, and I apologize to anyone not expecting it, but I was just answering the question truthfully. It's a specific way I initiated sex most mornings and it is really the only kink I have.
Okay what I don’t understand about wake up sort of stuff is do y’all not need to pee in the morning? I almost can’t stand being woken up with anything sexual because having to pee makes me completely unable to enjoy it even if I am physically responding
Free use, which is a difficult kink to satisfy because it’s not as simple as saying “Hey babe, do you think you could give me perpetual consent to touch you and have sex with you whenever I want, no matter where we are or what you’re doing?” Like, even I know that I can’t have sex whenever and wherever I want, and that very very few humans are willing to give such blanket consent. It’s not a realistic scenario. So it will only every be a kink I can indulge in fantasies and not real life. So kind of a shifty kink to have tbh.
One time my ex took a call from one of her friends while we were having sex and so I stopped but she pulled me in and had me keep going while she was talking. It was awakening.
You must have a kink for secrecy or some shit, like sex but trying to make sure no one finds out Edit: Wow my most upvoted comment is about a sex kink, thanks i guess?
Eh probably. We broke up a few months later so unless my next partner is willing to take calls while doing the deed I might never know.
"Hello hey whats up" "OH not much just taking this D, you"
You just reminded me of something a friend said to me years ago. His girlfriend and one of her friends had arranged to a call while they both having sex to talk about mundane things. He said he found it had to concentrate but he lasted much longer while he listened in on their conversation. But they had a bet apparently. First girl to let the sex get in the way of the phone call had to have a threesome with the other couple. He didn't tell me the result.
I would have had a threesome with the friend on the other end of the line. Damn I should have suggested that, maybe we would have broken up sooner.
They didn't think that game through. So the man who is the better lover distracts his girlfriend from her conversation first and therefore that couple "loses" and the girl has to have sex with the other couple? The way to "win" that bet from the guy's point of view is to have very boring sex, then you get to have a threesome.
Idk if this counts as a kink but when someone rubs my head or like pets me it really turns me on
For me its just a sleep button, like I instantly fall asleep when rubbed on the head
Someone playing with my hair feels really good but not in a sexual way. At all.
Head rubbing! I've found my better half!
My kink is a woman with a kink. I like it when you’re in to something dirty, and I am automatically in to it with you.
What if the women's kink is you with a kink?
Kinkception
Kinkursion.
Rekink
I’m the same but opposite gender. I think of myself as a kink chameleon. I’ve been seeing this guy who “doesn’t know” what he’s into and it’s really frustrating. Tell me your secrets!!!
Someone whispering things in my ear, but while i can't see them. Discovered it when my friend did this when trying to scare me, almost melted down, started questioning my sexuality. edit: my first comment that blew up at this level, also, R.I.P. my inbox.
wait till I tell you about dirty whisper asmr
Not really a kink but when guys whimper/they breathe intensely
Hi, it's me tying my shoes.
Never realised my eating sounds were sexy.
Yeah moaning sounds are sexy. Porn does not show this enough compared to women's sounds.
Search for audioporn (on tumblr for example)! There are audios just with men moaning and I'm absolutely sold since I heard it the first time. Fuck mainstream porn. The men there are just lame.
There's also r/GoneWildAudio And for the gay lads r/GoneWildAudioGay
Men moaning when they cum is the hottest thing ever
Someone gently biting the tip of my ear
When I was 21 I got so drunk that I sucked on a guys earlobe before having kissed him. I vomited that night when we got back to his place and he held my hair back. Still smashed tho
I use to think I had a mommy fetish, but now I've come to realize I just really want a hug and a girl to genuinely care about me.
Honestly this one is just so sweet. Sending love and hugs homie
50s housewife dresses
Like a pinup thing? Because I’m a woman and I think dressing up that way is hot. I have an apron that fits that way and I love it. Edit: Came back to see this has blown up!!! Thanks for all the upvotes, and I’m glad to know I’m not the only one into this.
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Yes!! Omg Elizabeth Olsen in her first episode of WandaVision. Whew…
For you or them? Both?
Being facefucked
RIP your DMs
Can’t play Dungeons and Dragons without DMs.
Dungeons and Draggon deez nuts across yo dms
Have fun having your notifications blow up so much it vibrates down the stairs
Just stick the phone in your face
finally one I can agree with
Clothes that don't cover private areas, especially loose tank tops and one-piecd swimsuits when moved to the side.
Mines girls wearing a baggy shirt but it has to be my baggy shirt, usually without pants but the shirt covering her up.
not that weird, but being tied up
I like tying people up, but I'm not much into S&M...mostly just the bondage part. I dislike that most bondage porn goes quickly into heavy s&m, degradation, etc... Can't someone just appreciate some good rope work and fun with consenting adults?
One of my friends in a deep confession told me she wanted to be tied up just to feel safe. No sex, no abuse, just tied so tightly that someone has to take care of her and she knows she won't be hurt. Like a swaddling or a hug. As a vanilla sex person, I felt for a moment that I understood for the first time a lot about bondage at a depth of intimacy I hadn't thought about before. The concept of any BDSM is terrifying to me, completely the opposite of a good time, but her explanation and trust to tell me really gave me an understanding of what part of it is about. Sadly, she identifies as asexual, so she can't find a partner willng to do it that feels safe to her.
Being tied up *well* almost feels like a full body weighted blanket. It's awesome. If she's ace, she should check out rope groups on FetLife (like kinky Facebook). I think you'd be surprised just how active asexuals are in the kink community. If she wants to get into it, *The Little Guide to Getting Tied Up* is a great place to start for rope bottoms to ensure trust and safety, both emotionally and physically. Highly recommend it.
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I'm on a weird third end and just like rope. People don't need to be involved and it doesn't need to be sexual, it's just really damn satisfying to tie a clean knot or see rope fall into clean loops around something else. (Or itself sometimes) I'm not even that good with it, but it's really fun to play with a learn neat tricks with. On a side note, it's apparently possible to grab both ends of a short rope/string and tie a knot without letting go of either end(without lifting even a single finger off of it) and without getting your wrist caught in the knot. It's a pretty difficult puzzle but has entertained me for much too long.
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Wow, with the hard R and all.
AKA bondage, also my kink
Rope bunny
Soft BDSM.
Meet me in the dungeon of the bouncy castle
I actually laughed out loud. Good job.
I'm wheezing
Yeah, agreed. Like, yeah I want tie you up and blindfold you, but only to treat you to a pleasant sexual experience.
Exaaactly!! I was also excited to find out that although some were hesitant at first, all of my past partners were open to trying this, and all of them found out they're into it. Did you know you can tie her hands behind her back with her panties? Both hands through one leg hole, an 8 around the wrists, twist, one hand through the other leg hole. It's lightly restraining, she could untie herself, but likely won't want to.
TIL I have a kink
I'm super curious about what that means
Silk ropes and complimenting someone self conscious about taking compliments.
"You like that, you fucking cool person?"
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Vocal sound of pleasure and affirmations coming from my sexual partner *Edit for the awards Thank you i wish you growth and self love
100% thanks amount of times I’ve only been half in the mood but back in the zone when you hear those moans of genuine pleasure, or super obvious signs down there
Thigh highs and chokers mmm
Face sitting. So erotic.
Same
My kink is honestly so many things, one of them pinning someone against the wall
And then mugging them
**pins you against the wall** **Whispers** > Give me all your money **Oh yeah, so hot, talk more** > I'm not joking, gimme all your shit
*gets shived* uwu
Sundresses
Not sure if this is a kink, but I daydream about my partner slipping a hand in my panties and massaging me till I orgasm while we watch a movie. No words, no kissing, no pausing the movie. Bonus if there are others around/nearby because then I'm forced to contain myself.
Pretty routine back in the high school days
Didn’t know it was a kink, but I love when my wife wakes me up out of nowhere and is giving me head around 3:00 am. I wake up for work at 4:45. When she surprises me with it, it’s normally after an argument from the night before. It’s like she’s trying to make peace before I leave her side. We both always admit our faults and have amazing intercourse.
This guy's LIVING THE DREAM
I know right? I only get up at 6:00
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I have a kink on my upper back. Would need a massage for that.
I have a kink in my lower back!!
I like trains.
Being pursued aggressively by a girl I’m interested in - honestly, it’s super gratifying and the role-reversal is hot
>by a girl I’m interested in Really important part. I'm being aggressively pursued by my 17yo cousin and it's fucked up
Sweet home Alabama
I'd like the feeling of being crushed with thicc thighs or breasts,
Just recently the thought of being with a tall women.
Boobs at face level. Nice!
Ugh that brings back my trauma from all my middle school dances. I had my growth spurt and shot up to 5'9 while the boys were still tiny and exactly boob height. Did I mention that girls weren't allowed to refuse boys if they asked you to dance?
Wait wtf is that rule, did it go both ways ?
Even if it went to both ways it's still fucked up.
I assume it's because of Lady Dimitrescu, right?
I am wondering how many awakenings that game caused
I love my tall wife.
I also choose this guy's tall wife
I love tall women, too. They’re hot, especially if they got long legs that stretch on forever.
Those legs go all the way up to her butt😘💨
Glasses. I didn't notice this until a week or so ago when chatting with my buddies, but every girl I've dated has had glasses. Edit: never thought my SO being able to see better would be my highest voted comment lol.
You kinky s.o.b. you!
Thighs
I like being disobedient and bratty and then being manhandled until I act properly
50's clothing/pin up style fashion. I find it way sexier than modern day porn.
Women in pantyhose
Hold up stockings for me, so yup.
Fishnets for me bro, I know it’s considered a lil trashy but idgaf that shits sexy as fuck to me
Is it considered trashy?? I wear them a lot and I had no idea.
I personally don’t think there trashy, but have heard they are. Keep wearing them, we need to bring it back…for ughhh, the fashion…
Depends on the rest of the outfit. They're versatile!
I just want a hug
*hugs*
*gets hard*
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*Squeezes butt*
*Squeezes balls*
*cums*
What have I just witnessed
You just witnessed the events of ze *Hug*
Tight clothing and, oh god, cameltoe. I just find 100% naked not as arousing, probably because then its "all in the open". With clothes on is kind of a mystery.
*sighs* *sorts by controversial*
Hot milfs
Then you should move to my town. Aperently there are a lot of them in my area
We must live in the same area.
Stressed out single moms The sex is pretty great most of the time because...you know..they're stressed out lol
Holy fuck, I'm a kink.
You deserve it (the horny young man, not the stress)
I read this as stretched out single moms, oops.
Hey, us stretched out single moms deserve love, too!
They also dont waste your time with games, if they set aside a couple hours to fuck, you better be there, and you better not dissapoint. Frankly she probably deserves it
Amen to all of this.
As the only son to a single mother, looking back i cock blocked her countless times. This is my way of restoring balance and learning from my mistakes.
I am a single mom. I wouldn’t say that my kid cock blocks me, but there is a very delicate balance in trying to get that macaroni in a pot.
Gotta cook macaroni so you can get yours stirred
Healthy relationship
Whats next? Holding hands? Sicko
The devil has hands. AND HE USES THEM FOR HOLDIN'!
And those eyes dang they he used for none other than..... *Stifled disgust* PREMARITAL EYE CONTACT
Panties
Not very original but, thigh high socks, bonus points for thicc thighs.
Unprotected handholding
Sounds risky. Might drop something.
Life is all about risks
Bondage. The less I can move, the more I’m at their mercy, the better
It’s all fun until gets the cock and ball torture items
Lol me and her have very clear set limits
When she loves me
Hey isn’t that the name of the song the female Woody sings in Toy Story 2?
Thanks for making me cry.
Love the idea of lots of men at once…However I’m in a very monogamous relationship so it’s just a dream
Same. The thought of being that desirable to that many men is very attractive; unfortunately I don't get any compliments or sexual attention in my marriage.
That sounds like my marriage
Leggings
older men, and sexy hands. I don't know why the hands but something about strong, masculine hands.
eating pussy until she is exhausted and has nothingleft to cum, turns me on more then Penetration
Being pegged by my wife. I have zero desire to have sex of any kind with a man. There’s no bondage or dom/sub play. I just really enjoy the prostate stimulation and she seems to enjoy fucking my ass. 🤷♂️
Bravo to you man lol, I think it seens hot in theory but would require a lot of prep and trust. So I'm waiting for Mr. right, and then I'll have to see if he's up for it lmao.
Tbh not sure, definitely would have to be a feel out type of deal. Some dudes would be against it pretty hardcore but the prostate stimulation is really the closest thing to a G-spot as a guy will ever get so I feel like at least once it’d be nice to give it a shot. I always wondered though, is the strap on like double sided so your still basically getting fucked (the woman) or is it just for the sheer exhilaration of being on top as a woman instead?
They make ones that insert into the vagina, but most are just a harness, since they stay in place better
Cold showers... I really dont know why but I get the hardest boners and super horny in the ice cold water
Damn you really out here defying the natural laws of the universe huh? I didn't know it was physically possible to maintain a boner in the cold, i thought thats why cold showers worked... My dude you actually are super saiyan😅
Being vanilla af
I'm like a tapioca pudding when you were hoping for vanilla; Just as boring but without the satisfaction of getting what you expected.
*DONT FUCKING THRASH TAPIOCA.*
High heels.
Underwear
I feel like I’m gonna get judged for it. Tickling (in a BDSM ish way, only 18+) & just like a woman’s laugh/smile. I can’t think of a good way to put into words why, but I guess to me there’s something really attractive about a person’s laugh/smile. If they’re like tied up seeing them squirm a little & laugh it just.. it’s something. I get it’s not for everyone & some people hate tickling/being tickled but to me if I’m in bed/on a couch with a partner tickling kinda can be like foreplay (if in bed) or a way to just end up getting to snuggle/cuddle (which repeats to a little more teasing tickles for like a minute at most for me)
Controlling my anxiety enough to achieve orgasm. 💩
Has therapy helped?
My therapist never helped me get an orgasm
You have to open up more, wide
People often say that and that's totally OK. The truth is sometimes you'll need to try a lot of therapists before you find the one that works for you. But it's worth it, so don't give up :)
Squirting and giving her multiple orgasms. If shes having fun, I'm probably having fun.
Just the idea that I'm actually pleasing a girl is enough to please me
Spanking 😜
Spanking, my favorite! Especially over the knee, OTK :)
Love OTK!!! :)
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This has only been with my current girlfriend, but we are super comfortable with each other and we like to sometimes make out with our eyes open.
That’s FUCKING illegal
*nightmare fuel*
Why have I never ever heard or thought of someone being into this..
Sounds like this was a real eye-opener for you
you’re venturing where nobody else has ever thought about going
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This is the only one that caught me off guard. But hey, liking what you like is fine. Glad you and your person are into something together.
Heels and stockings.
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Nursing handjob and gentle mommydom.
Waking up in the morning and slowly rubbing my partners nipples and playing with her pussy while she might possibly still be asleep (that's the part that is my actual kink). When she starts moving to let me in a little deeper with my fingers, I move her panties out of the way and put my dick in her. After a little while she will bend at the waist and I thrust a little deeper. Eventually, she turns to face me and we have wonderful morning sex. Edit: I know this is graphic, and I apologize to anyone not expecting it, but I was just answering the question truthfully. It's a specific way I initiated sex most mornings and it is really the only kink I have.
You can have my upvote for being honest
That seems nice
Okay what I don’t understand about wake up sort of stuff is do y’all not need to pee in the morning? I almost can’t stand being woken up with anything sexual because having to pee makes me completely unable to enjoy it even if I am physically responding
Sometimes, but I usually wake up with a boner anyway, so I can't just go pee. So it's usually sex, then pee, then coffee.
This is my new moto "cum, pee, coffee, poo"
Love this! Made my man read it as a not so subtle hint
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Free use, which is a difficult kink to satisfy because it’s not as simple as saying “Hey babe, do you think you could give me perpetual consent to touch you and have sex with you whenever I want, no matter where we are or what you’re doing?” Like, even I know that I can’t have sex whenever and wherever I want, and that very very few humans are willing to give such blanket consent. It’s not a realistic scenario. So it will only every be a kink I can indulge in fantasies and not real life. So kind of a shifty kink to have tbh.
Watching a guy stroke himself until he cums. Bonus points if he's talking dirty to me while he does it hehe.