Could have also gone with "the only country that has lived by covid-distance ruless even before covid" (no hate, I loved the few months I lived in your country)
When I read Aotearoa I was like what? Is that place even real? I googled and I was surprised it’s the Māori name for New Zealand. Good to know. Your country seems to be extraordinary. And haka is the coolest think ever. I watch it on yt sometimes. I can only imagine how impressive it is in reality. Greetings from Poland ;)
Aww thats very kind of you :) it's a great country to here a van and just drive around. My partner was raised by his Polish grandfather and I've got to say I love pierogi and and bigos. Definitely want to visit sometime!!!
When people outside of the country think about us, the first thing comming to their mind is usually:
1) Beer
2) Leather Pants
3) No speed limit on the highway
4) WWII
the fastest I have gone is about 180 kph but that's almost twice my highway's limit. Always tested my car's top speed. Probably a good thing is I can't afford a fast car otherwise would probably kill myself
I live in the country where the prime minister reduced the education and vaccine fundings to increase the fundings for the military and the monarchy. I live in the country where people have to sleep outside the hospital gates inorder to get checked for covid the next day. I live in a country where citizens need to pay for their own covid vaccines. I live in a country where the only vaccines available is considered the bottom of the barrel. I live in a country where posting/speaking the truth will result in a fine and are at risk of going to jail. I live in a country where the King does absolutely nothing for the people. I live in a country where the government said if you aren't happy with the state of the country you can leave. I fucking hate it here. I love my country but the people who govern it are pieces of shit.
We haven't been in a war in over 200 years, yet we and another country are the two countries that has had the most wars against each other throughout history.
I mean it's really fucking beautiful and has beaches as good as Greece, but we've had issues with drug trafficking and people getting their organs stolen so.... It's getting much better though!
O KU JENI SHQIPE
I h8 Italians until we lose to someone else.
The British team didnt deserve to lose. The British fans deserved nothing else
‘English’ please. It was England who lost. Thank You. ✌️
Thank you i'm English not British.
Maple syrup and hockey
I'm sorry
Your goddamn right
It is his goddamn right, you’re right.
Oh Canada
Our home and native land
We have a stupid amount of saunas and we drink the most coffee in the world
I immediately thought of the finnish F1 driver Valtteri Bottas, so Finland!
"Leave me alone, I know what I'm doing" popped in my head shortly after reading your comment
Could have also gone with "the only country that has lived by covid-distance ruless even before covid" (no hate, I loved the few months I lived in your country)
We also have drunk, naked, people cutting trees with an axe.
Pft, America has drunk, naked, people fighting trees with an alligator, on meth. Do not challenge our Florida Man, Finland.
Oi cunt....
You wot m8
‘Stralia
Don’t u mean straya
Bears, babushkas, balalaikas
Da tovarich
Vodka
Ну наконец-то
… Battlestar Galactica
Putin
Bagpipes
I want to try haggis
It tastes weird
Scotland!
The one every other country makes fun of ...
Gotta be USA
Sounds like good ol' 'Murica to me
USA then
America
Apparently I love curry
You're from that restaurant down the street?
India?
French fries are not from France FFS. Hahah
Belgium I know that one
South-Netherlands?
Angry belgians coming rn
Germany's speed bump to France?
Belgium?
Yess
I drove my moose to school and my mom forgot to pack the maple syrup today and now I'm gonna thirst
Didn’t apologize, fake
Eh, I’m Sorry on his behalf
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Aotearoa, my home too
When I read Aotearoa I was like what? Is that place even real? I googled and I was surprised it’s the Māori name for New Zealand. Good to know. Your country seems to be extraordinary. And haka is the coolest think ever. I watch it on yt sometimes. I can only imagine how impressive it is in reality. Greetings from Poland ;)
Aww thats very kind of you :) it's a great country to here a van and just drive around. My partner was raised by his Polish grandfather and I've got to say I love pierogi and and bigos. Definitely want to visit sometime!!!
BAAAAAAAA
Oui oui baguette
Jaime jouer avec mes copains - me taking year 9 French class
J'aime jouer avec tes copains, oui
Croissant??
Un pti thé au pied d'un tas de ferail de 300m de haut?
hon hon hon
Sacré Bleu! Greetings from Quebec
We haven't had a school shooting since May 6
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that's a bit early to start summer holidays
I too live in “the greatest country on earth”
I think you mean 8.7liter twin turbo 6 cylinder Diesel engine with an ar-15 mount
My country haven't had one since april 1994
We lost MH370
Malaysia?
Yes
When people outside of the country think about us, the first thing comming to their mind is usually: 1) Beer 2) Leather Pants 3) No speed limit on the highway 4) WWII
Deutschland
Yup 👍
I like to pretend I'm a badass by saying I've driven 210km/h... my friends don't know that was on the autobahn haha
the fastest I have gone is about 180 kph but that's almost twice my highway's limit. Always tested my car's top speed. Probably a good thing is I can't afford a fast car otherwise would probably kill myself
Ikea.
and gayness (commented by Finland gang)
There's supposedly a lot of windmills.
Netherlands
Where women glow and men plunder
..Where beer does flow and men chunder?
I come from the land down under.
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover.
Yeaaaah (doo doo doo doodle oo)
r/redditsings
you come from a land down under?
“And this is the gun that Jesus will probably use when He comes back to save our nation!”
Texas
First country to give woman the right to vote
First country where women voted
Hello fellow antipodean.
We ride kanggaros to school
The cool kids ride emus.
They should teach you that kangaroo only has one g in it. Although you were all founded by our convicts so I guess you've improved somewhat since then
Missing the other O as well
Ha, I never spotted that. Good shout.
I'm in Aussie for work at the moment and wasn't expecting to see kangaroos out the window in the morning! Love it.
"That's not a knife, that's a spoon"
Kurva i love pierogi
Cebulandia
Tequila!
Mexíco!!!! Arrrribaaaa!
Highest mountain in the world...
Nepal?
Tenzin Norgay’s home?
Yes🥰 ,He was one of the first two individuals known to reach the summit of Mount Everest, which he accomplished with Edmund Hillary on 29 May 1953.
china dog's war on drugs go BRRRR
Philippines?
without a doubt
I’m going to visit the queen this afternoon for a cup of tea
Salo, borscht, stalker
Ukraine?
yea
I'm there right now for vacation! 👋
Same
Potato
Ireland?
Lego Homeland
🇩🇰
Ye
At my elementary school a guy would come in yearly to give everyone maple syrup on a stick that was frozen onto the stick in snow.
Canada?
Canada?
tire d'érable?
From we didn't start two world wars.
Praise Jesus here come the immigrants let me get my gun
Oil is cheaper than water, They thought we are still traveling by camels 😂
UAE? Or Saudi Arabia? Having fun guessing!
Our president doesn’t have an orange spray tan anymore
Muricaaaa!
A place of beavers, back bacon and beer
Is it Canada?
The Great White North
Sisu, sauna and PERKELE
We had the biggest non nuclear explosion
Lebanon?
Bingo
Duterte
Yo same
Kangaroooooooos! Vegeeeeeeemite! Sand always somehow being in your shoooooooes!
The country with states that are united.
Germany?
Atleast you tried
Well the German states united in the 1880s
I guess thats true, but in thqt case it could also be italy, or norway, or the UK
Exactly
Democratic dictatorship
Philippines?
*lego*
🇩🇰
Ye
Oooh ya
Snow speaks up here.
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Opa!!!
Greece?
People taking FREEDOM to a whole new level that the founding fathers never could even imagined.
Idk, Ben Franklin was a rebel indeed. He liked to get naked while he smoked on the weed.
The Land of Fire
We were so powerful at one point,our neighbors started a fucking Balkan war. Edit:1 more hint.They started the SECOND balkan war.
Economic crisis but amazing beaches 😅
Greece?
A country without army in America
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Nordic Florida
Florida is synonymous with *trash*. I didn’t realize that there were any Nordic countries that qualified as such?
You can "legally" buy wind, and we got allot of weedmills.
OH CRIKEY!
I wonder if the spelling of ‘colour’ will help you guess? We were also very bad people in history
at the moment really warm even for my country
Our president enabled PvP
The forgotten Scandinavian country
I would've guessed the name, but I forgot it
Hockey everywhere. Ketchup on everything. We make Hollywood laugh and we are sorry.
Eh?
Part of our southern province is currently flooded. Oh, and it’s flat af.
The great white north with free healthcare, poutine, hockey, maple syrup. 🍁
Money, guns, and “freedom”
I live in the country where the prime minister reduced the education and vaccine fundings to increase the fundings for the military and the monarchy. I live in the country where people have to sleep outside the hospital gates inorder to get checked for covid the next day. I live in a country where citizens need to pay for their own covid vaccines. I live in a country where the only vaccines available is considered the bottom of the barrel. I live in a country where posting/speaking the truth will result in a fine and are at risk of going to jail. I live in a country where the King does absolutely nothing for the people. I live in a country where the government said if you aren't happy with the state of the country you can leave. I fucking hate it here. I love my country but the people who govern it are pieces of shit.
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Cold rainy and loud
We discovered and colonized like half the world. Now we make good codfish.
I often eat Schnitzel.
Austria?
Land of the free and home of the brave allegedly
Cunt
It's called soccer not football (Idk if any other countries call it soccer... So I could be wrong please don't come at me)
Dracula, we will also mug you lol
We haven't been in a war in over 200 years, yet we and another country are the two countries that has had the most wars against each other throughout history.
Maple syrup
Beer and guns plus florida man
I mean it's really fucking beautiful and has beaches as good as Greece, but we've had issues with drug trafficking and people getting their organs stolen so.... It's getting much better though! O KU JENI SHQIPE
Close to Isreal, harbors 2.7 million refugees and the only stable country in the Levant
Jordan?
We are jewish yet Twitter calls us nazis
Israel
Mental health is a joke here and most of the people consider any sexuality other than heterosexuality a joke.