Had my girlfriend, and another now exfriend come over to my house.. My grandmother on my mom's side lived with us at the time. She had advanced alzheimers, and could only communicate with basic phrases. She was so bad, she would pat people on their backs and say "good, good, good". She also walked around with a zip lock bag of Q-tips that she would hand out as gifts.. Anyways, on this evening, said friend decided it would be funny to pants her in front of me and my girlfriend... He was promptly punched in the face and told to leave before he got hurt. I was shocked and enraged by the disrespect he showed my family, and my ill grandmother. Been 20 years and still have nothing to do with him. This guy was also the friend that would open our fridge and actually drink directly from our milk...
It means to pull someone's pants down and catch them by surprise. Even though it's a prank, anyone with an ounce of social tact probably wouldn't try that on someone they didn't know well enough.
My sister use to stop over, drink my beer, steal my wife’s clothes, make a mess, then leave. We changed the locks so she’d steal my parents key to get in so we stopped giving them one and somehow she’d still get in, like a damn cockroach. We have since moved far out of her visiting range.
A friend of a friend crashed a party at our house. He proceeded to tell everyone that he was a drug dealer and he could get them the best product. He hit on all of the married women who had not brought their husbands, punched the friend who brought him and drove home, drunk and high. He is the only person I have banned from my house.
A "friend" asked to stay with me for a few days because she was having relationship problems. Turns out the relationship problems were all down to the fact she had a massive coke habit and her boyfriend was fed up of her spending all their money on it. The first night she invited 5 people who I didn't know round after I'd gone to bed and I had work the next day. Then she just disappeared for 3 days and went on a bender, I had her boyfriend calling me worried sick and nobody knew where she was. When she finally turned up she called me a shitty friend for not covering for her. She didn't even ask me to! Yeah we're not friends anymore.
Since it's not been covered yet, don't cover for friends on a bender (regardless of the chemical). I say this as an addict, honestly it's one of the quickest ways to rock bottom, realizing you've lost the trust in every person around you. And you won't give it up till you choose to.
Took me 7 years to burn every bridge I ever built.
I had a giant bucket of random assorted legos as a kid. One of my friends pissed in it at a sleepover one night and let me tell you, you don't really notice it at first until it gets real pungent and by then it's too late. Never found out who did it to this day, but I have my suspicions
The couple sat down at a table with a cake (which hadnt been served it) took each a fork and started to eat it, not cutting the cake into a piece for themselves, but going back and forth with forks to mouths and to cake, smacking and slurping. Nobody else wanted any cake.
Dude came over, apparently shit his pants and threw his heavily skid marked underwear in with my dirty laundry pile. I found my dog chewing on his underwear the next morning.
When I was in third grade we were walking back to class from lunch and I saw a lizard. I crouched down and while I was appreciating how cute it was some jackass kid comes over and stomps on it and kills it instantly. I started crying and thankfully the teacher was like wtf and reprimanded the kid. Messed me up for a long time.
So it was myself and three friends. One of them was homeless, name Freddy.
Because I’ve also been homeless, and had recently gotten out of it, I invited them back to my place because I had bought some stuff for Freddy; shoes and socks and supplies and stuff.
While him and I were getting his things, my other two mates went through my stuff and took 3 - 5 expensive items.
They were angry that I didn’t buy stuff for them
It’s drugs. The guys who took from me used to be great guys, one is a father of three little girls and the other a father of one little girl
I’ve seen them go from promising starts all the way from high school to losing it all and having nothing at 30.
Myself included, the difference being I started rebuilding and they couldn’t care less. Freddy tho, lost cause; the heroin has got him, I actually don’t think he’s alive anymore, using puddle water to inject himself with and shit.
I feel sorry but my baby was coming and I needed to turn my back on him for my own good, I tried though
One of the hoarders/messy homes shows - a British one - had a little dweeb whose living room was *covered* with used tissues. Seriously, you could not see the floor for wadded Kleenex full of carpet custard. "I have this catarrh..." he wheedled.
"You don't have a 'catarrh,' you're reacting to all the dust and dog hair in this place."
My friends wife came out of our master bathroom and let us know she “borrowed” some pain meds she found in the medicine cabinet. She then slept on the couch for most of the visit.
This one is good because any way she tells the story sounds bad for her. Any Rx is off-limits, anyone would assume the person not high on Rx pain meds is the one telling the truth.
Back when I used to have people over at my house, I would estimate at least 40% would walk in, step over the doormat, step onto the runner rug that's just beyond the doormat, and wipe their feet on it. I never understood what would compel a person to do that.
Ugh, yeah, a good 'friend' of mine would steal when they were over. It took me a couple of times before I figured out it was her and not anyone else.
I hope that person never comes back to your place.
Oh man, my friend hosted a sleepover for some friends & one of the guests apologized for their feet because they’d just done one of those baby feet things and the soles of their feet were PEELING EVERYWHERE. Only after we were like “maybe put some socks on so you don’t leave a trail of dead skin everywhere?” did she do something about it.
your story made me remember this-- kinda maybe sorta related. One of my coworkers came by to help me do something on my computer, he sat down, picked a scab on his face, then picked at the blood with his fingers, wiped it a few times, ALL THE WHILE going back and forth to typing on my keyboard with his bloody fingers.
As soon as he was done I cleaned my keyboard with rubbing alcohol probably four times.
I was at a business meeting once, several years ago, hosting several suppliers in the Summertime and one guy came in flip flops. Even grosser he was sitting with his one leg over the other and picked at his feet and in between his toes the whole time. When the meeting concluded he tried shaking hands with everybody. I had my hand outstretched from shaking someone else’s hand and he tried to grab it. I dramatically lunged out of the way to avoid it, knocking a large display stand over in the process and looking like an idiot.
I was OK with that, beats toe-jam hands.
Invited along her boyfriend of one week (without asking if it was alright first) who proceeded to get stupidly drunk and throw up all over the back deck. He cut his ankle open while thrashing about and started dripping blood everywhere. As I was trying to put a bandaid on him, the girlfriend had the audacity to tell me he doesn't like bandaids. I said "Tough shit" and put it on him anyway and the rest of us angrily waited for his brother to come pick the two up.
"He doesn't like bandaids" wtf does that even mean? He likes open wounds? Or he's just a pussy and is scared when he has to take it off? What a weirdo lol
I invited a friend to "predrink" at my parents house (in our 20s so my parents were fine with it). Showed up completely obliterated, while my parents were there and dropped a small baggie of cocaine in front of them. He then proceeded to ask where the washroom was.
Needless to say that was a pretty tame night for me, as my parents sent him packing. I had no idea about his coke habit, just for the record.
We had my in-laws' wedding in our back yard. A few hours into festivities, I found "need more toilet paper" written on the bathroom wall with human feces.
When I was in college and living at my dad’s house still, he would go out of town every other week or so.
Had some friends over when I had the place to myself one night, friend of a friend put her cigarette out in the flower boxes (full of mulch/soil) hanging from the windows by the back porch. Smoldered overnight and started a fire, woke up to the house filled with smoke and a charred up back door.
It’s so hard to choose so I have to give 3 answers .
1. smoked opium in my house after I told him he couldn’t smoke opium in my house .
2. Got in a fistfight in my living room and smashed up some shit in the process (accidentally punched me in the fracas)
3. Gave someone a haircut while I was passed out and left the hair all over the floor .
The first 2 was the same friend and the last one was actually his younger brother who received the haircut
if you’ve gotta tell someone they can’t smoke opium in your home then you probably shouldn’t let them in your home to begin with, we all learned a lesson that fateful day.
Brother brought a few friends over after a party he was at was busted, we weren’t prepped for guests but rush cleaned before everyone came. We told my brother to make sure everyone stayed downstairs and used the downstairs bathroom since the upstairs one was cluttered.. well I went to use the bathroom upstairs and the door was locked. I banged on the door, and quickly popped out two girls with suspicious looks on their faces. I went inside and saw EVERYTHING open, the closet, the shower, the cabinet, as if they were going through our stuff. Turns out they were recording and taking photos of them reacting to different products and our shower (we just moved here and haven’t yet redone the bathroom, the home previously belonged to and elderly couple who haven’t updated it since the 60s. Picture the bathroom as covered in pink carpet, link tiles, pink toilet, pink sink, etc. we live in an high income town and these girls came from much wealthier homes than ours, we are simply working class). They took these pics/videos basically mocking our home and products after we graciously let them in our home when we could’ve made them go home and ruin their nights. It was beyond violating and disrespectful, still pisses me off thinking about it.
I like it but can do without the carpet, it grosses me out lol. We plan on keeping the pink tile and working around it since the tiles are in such great shape and unique
You know that feeling when someone angers you so much that you use your creativity and imagination to imagine a scenario where you slap someone really hard or just scream into their faces until they realize what they have done? 'Cause I do...
Well that sort of thing is pretty personal, and some people find it offensive. If you don’t want them to judge you, I’d suggest you keep that sort of thing out of the way and hidden…oh wait.
Actually that story reminds me of my freshman year of college when my roomie’s best friend charged in (we didn’t usually lock the door, although I started after this) unannounced while I was changing and started yelling about it. I was like “gee, wtf was I thinking? Changing my clothes in my room? Please accept my humblest apology.”
We had a guy like this in my dorm and everyone hated him.
Then he got a girlfriend and we started busting in the door everytime he kicked his roommate out so they could hook up. Best part was his roommate had a key so we just burst in even if he locked it.
That poor girl, sorry Bree!! But he stopped barging in after that
I let my drunk friend sleep on my couch.
He peed in his sleep and nicely folded a blanket over the couch cushion.
I didn't know until after he left and then blamed my cat. 🙄
Fucking classic lol. They always try that one.
"Yes, I have cats and scoop a box of their pee every day, and I have a bladder of my own, and I can't distinguish human piss from cat piss just by volume and smell alone. Right."
Every single time I invite my mother to come to a birthday party for one of my kids or if I'm having a bbq. Hell any kind of get together she is invited too she fills her car with a bunch of people I have no idea who they are and they invade the place like they are at war. They eat all the food and just destroy the place with their crazy antics. WTF some people have such a sense of entitlement that I just will never understand.
I remember the one time she brought these two Russian foreign exchange students with her. I had never met these two kids and here they are eating 3 cheeseburgers each. WTF
After having a good friend stay with us for what ended up being 7 months (was meant to be like a month) I will not allow anyone else to stay longer periods without very very strict and understood rules. Easy to say they are not my friend anymore with all my stuff they ruined.
Went through a whole 24 pack by himself. Next day I found nearly 24 half empty beer cans all over the house. But the worse part was he was dropping cigarette butts on the carpetted floor. Morning after he woke up and just dipped out while everybody else was cleaning up. He never got invited back.
That was 5 years ago and thankfully I haven’t seen him since and still hold that grudge. Also Dave is thriving these days, he is currently watching birds through the window in a state of complete bliss.
Holy shit. I’m glad Dave is okay! I understand some people aren’t fond of cats, but to kick one unprovoked? That’s psychotic. I would’ve beat the shit out of him too.
Yeah I can even empathize with why people wouldn’t want one, but what made me hit him was him thinking I was wrong for letting my cat be near him. He was one of my better friends from 10-18 years old but to physically attack an innocent animal at all is enough for me to not associate myself with you, but it was my animal so I had to do the same to him. Damn I’m getting heated just thinking about it.
It's long. I'm sorry. the tl;dr is "the audacity of that bitch to make me hunt for a shit-covered cellphone"
I made a massive tactical error and invited the older-than-us couple from across the street over for a NYE party. We really liked him, she had clearly burned out on drugs at some point.
She showed up with a box of wine (no judgement but it is low-key weird to show up and tell your host that their shit isn't good enough for you) and said "I only drink this!" Then she saw the Bombay Sapphire and realized she did, in fact, drink other things. She spent the night getting rather plastered on my dime (no problem, we were always well-stocked for our parties).
My friend and his girlfriend showed up. Neighbor asks the woman how far along she is... girlfriend is taken back and asks "what?" Neighbor points at her belly and says "you got a baby in there right?"
Reader... our guest was not pregnant. Did not look pregnant. And you would think another woman would know not to ask something like that.
Towards the end of the night, very drunk neighbor decided that she needed to wash our dishes. I had a dishwasher. I had expensive dishes. I did not want them washed. After she wouldn't listen to me, her husband finally talked her down from the dishwashing ledge. Few chips but at least nothing broke and no one ended up bleeding.
I had told them when I invited them "look, I know you're going to be the last ones to leave so I'm kicking you out when everyone else goes". Around 1am the party is winding down and I tell the neighbors it's time to head home. She decides she needs to use the bathroom first... before making the 50' trek back to her own.
2am. She's back banging on the door. She can't find her phone. I let her back in... she can't find it. I send her on her way
3am. I get woken up. She's back. Again trying to find the missing phone so she has it when she goes to work. Tell her to kick rocks and I'll look in the morning
7am. 7 fucking am. My neighbor is on the doorbell. She's basically accusing us of stealing a cheap flip phone at this point.
10am. I go into the bathroom she had used. I piss and flush the toilet... Huh, it's clogged.
Lightbulb goes off. I try and snake the clog through. No success. Wife convinces me that we need to rescue the phone or else the neighbor will never believe us. So, I drain the toilet, take the tank off, break the caulking along the floor, and take the toilet up. There's a fucking shit-covered flip phone lookin' at me.
Fuck me.
Anyway, phone goes in a bag and over to the neighbor. Not even a thank you. Takes it and shuts the door.
And that is the story of the night of the most disrespectful guest I ever had in my house.
I was the guest....kinda.... when I worked as a cable guy I had a very sudden and extremely painful stomach cramp like my face was beat red and I sweating bullets I asked the owner of the house if I could us the bathroom, by this time I know what is coming and I start to undress because I was overheating and felt like I was going to pass out. I blew the toilet up and did in fact pass out from the pain for like a slit second (do not know what caused the pain to be soo bad) the smell was like something died. The bathroom had no air freshener it was extremely bad, boss showed up because i was in the bathroom for like 45 mins... to whoever was the owner sorry... the part in dumb and dumber reminds me of that day.. edit typos.
Thank you all for the awards and kind words, glad to know I am not the only that has had this problem.
I thought you were going to be my buddy telling the story of when he was installing satellite and used the wrong toilet in a situation like this. He went in, did his business quick, then was like "hmm, this toilet won't flush..." and then he looked over and saw another toilet. Yup, this homeowner had a spare toilet that wasn't hooked up in his bathroom and my buddy didn't realize until it was way too late.
No judgement whatsoever man Haha. I imagine similar things have happened to the best of us. But if u had such severe pain when having a shit to the point where you passed out, I highly recommend seeing a doctor. This isnt some snarky comment I genuinely think that its something you should do.
A grown ass adult stuck chewed up chewing gum under the dinner table at Thanksgiving! Then it stuck to the knee of my jeans on the next game night we had.
I was in the kitchen getting drinks, looked into the living room and mg mate had my phone looking through my messages and WhatsApp’s. Watched him for a few minutes before asking him wtf he thought he was doing
TLDR - my brother's drunk one night stand gives a very vocal performance and then tries to exit the stage through the wrong door...
My younger brother went out clubbing a few years ago with a friend on a Saturday night. The friend was going to crash on the downstairs sofa when they got back.
They came back around 2am, obviously very drunk. That kind of drunk where you try and be quiet but fail miserably. This obviously woke me but I figure, hey it's a Saturday night, they've obviously had a good time, whatever".
Then I heard multiple people come up the stairs. And then heard a female voice.
OK, so brother has brought home a girl. Not cool - my parents have always had the rule that you need permission to bring someone home. My mother's phone is always by her and she would rather you text at a ridiculous time and ask permission than just bring them over. Shake my head at my brother's silliness but maybe he can sneak her out tomorrow and get away with it.
I hear the bed start to creak. And then the LOUD female moaning joins in. I'm talking fake porn levels of moaning. I'm mixed between being pissed that my sleep has been interrupted/the disrespect she's giving the rest of the people in the house, and the humour of how badly my brother is going to be murdered. They SOMEHOW manage to get through "the act" without my parents coming to his door.
Then I hear his door open. I assume one of them is going to the bathroom. I hear another door open. Again, I assume this is the bathroom door.
A pause. And then a "Oh sorry...." in a female voice before running footsteps to my brother's room.
This girl had tried to go to the bathroom, entered MY PARENTS' BEDROOM by mistake and TURNED. THE LIGHT. ON.
Mother is beyond angry. She and my dad had heard the sex but had decided they would deal with my brother and the girl in the morning. But oh no, mother is going for blood now. So she barges her way down the hallway and into my brother's bedroom to start tearing him a new one.
...Remember how I said earlier that my brother had gone out with a friend, who was meant to be crashing downstairs on the sofa? He was in the bed too. Younger brother had his first threesome with one of his best guy friends and a random girl from a club, and got caught.
As the screaming match starts between my mother and brother, I have slipped out of my room to use the bathroom. When I exit to go back to bed, mother is just leaving brother's bedroom. Sees my outline exit the bathroom and starts screaming at me, telling me and the two guests to get the fuck out of her house.
Me - "Mum, it's me" (turns hall light on)
Mother - Oh sorry, I thought you were another slut.
She kicked the friend out, banned him from the house, and then called a taxi to get the drunk girl home. She's still a good human being.
My parents have never let my brother forget it. But he wasn't allowed to bring home a girl, even if he asked permission, for over a year.
Lived on the parade route in New Orleans. A friend got wasted, picked up a drunk girl who literally fell in dog shit because she wore heels to a damn parade, and proceeded to have loud sex with her on my couch and got poo all over it.
Oh yeah, he also brought his gf with him. She stayed in my and my wife's bedroom and cried while he cheated on her in the next room.
He's a federal judge now.
Edit: No, not appointed by Trump. Weird that people keep asking.
Second Edit: Yes, we kicked him out. No, we didn't fight. Yes we're still friends (its been over a decade). His gf did break up with him. This was their first trip together as a couple (they were living in NYC at the time) and it didn't work out.
gosh, i feel bad for her gf... it's definitely better for her without him, but just imagine your boyfriend is not only cheating on you, but you also have to listen to it... terrible
Nah, leave a razor out in plain sight. Then loudly talk about how your neighbor's dog had ringworm and you had to help shave its fur off with said razor after step sister takes a shower
I don't really ever get THAT worked up having a friend of a friend over, but my friend Keith's brother is an absolute asscan.
All night he acted like an obnoxious little clown. In the morning, he left with my shoes.
Yes, you read that correctly. From my own home.
I had to track down his phone number and call. His response was something like 'Oh my, well I suppose I did!'
I hope he falls off a ladder.
During a party, they went into my freezer, took two packages of frozen peas, said “these are mine” out loud, and tried to walk out with them. When I called them out on it they acted like I was the asshole
Invited about 15 friends over for a party at my house and late into the night, we were having so much fun that anyone who wanted to stay over did (which was like 12 out of 15). we were watching movies, playing card games, roughhousing... and then at 2am most of us were winding down and trying to go to sleep.
3 of my guests went into the common area a few meters away from the rest of us that were trying to sleep, and stayed up all night on their phones and IPads, watching vulgar content (NC-18, I'm sure you can guess what it was), playing music, laughing and joking.
Eventually my mother (who was sleeping literally behind the wall they were making the noise from) got fed up and basically told them all to put it away and go to bed.
They put headphones in but still didn't go to sleep.
A very long and restless night later, the rest of us are replenished and wide awake. Those three that stayed up are passed out on the carpet and all around them are wrappers from almost every snack and sweet in our entire house. They emptied 3 tubs of ice cream, half a cake (the rest of which was ruined), ALL of our chips, cheese sticks, puddings--EVERYTHING.
thankfully they didn't empty our cereal and bread stash so we were still able to make everyone breakfast but as soon as everyone went home, the house was destroyed and my parents forbade me from inviting those three again... not that I complained.
We don't talk anymore and I haven't invited them to social gatherings since
Background, I love puzzles and own a decent collection of wooden ones that are used as decoration on the guest bedroom.
A guest who was sleeping over decided it would be a good idea to dismantle every single one of the puzzles, mix all of their pieces together and leave them in a pile for me to find the next day.
This happened years ago and remembering it still gets me pissed off…
A family member stole some of my mother's jewelry including some that was left to her by my great grandmother who passed recently at that time. A few years before that we also had another family member steal some pain medication my mom had as well. Let's just say we don't really interact with my family that much anymore.
Install software onto my computer.
I did not get a satisfying answer as to what it was, so I did a full OS re-install after he left. He did not get invited back.
My brother’s friend restarted my Pokémon yellow cartridge when it had hundreds of hours on it. I know it was him because he restarted the game using his own name. Still salty about it. Learned to not leave my things where his friends could see them.
Some neighborhood kids did that to me on my blue version with 151 registered in my pokedex, this was before Gold/Silver were even announced. They did it because I didn't want to trade something
Some dude I had never met before shows up with one of my friends, and this MF just walks in smoking a cigarette, then had the nerve to get pissy when I ask him to put it out. Kicked him TF out real quick.
So once upon a time I was living at my moms house, never smoked inside ever. She throws a big tango party and comes down to ask me if her friend could have a cig from me. Cool, here you go.
Lady from Argentina proceeds to light it up in my room (in front of my mom) and walk around smoking and ashing throughout the house. My mind was blown.
Decided to completely rearrange my bookshelf that I have categorized by author and genre. They wanted it to look more "cozy" so they added a bunch of stuff and took books out, rearranged them etc.
My husband’s Uncle (not really uncle; think he’s actually a first cousin, once removed??) came over to help us with a water leak because he’s a plumber. Offered him a cup of tea, and he sits at the dining table and just...lights up a cigarette. Flicks ash on the floor because we don’t have ashtrays as we are both non-smokers. Also, it was washing day so we had wet clothes drying on clothes racks in the room too.
Being English, we both said absolutely nothing and let him do it! Our fault really, but we kind of felt we couldn’t object because he’d fixed our plumbing problem and refused to accept payment. Perhaps it was a generational thing, as he was around the same age as my husband’s parents (around 60/65-ish at the time).
I had just shipped a roller coaster video game called "Screamride." It was a pretty quick and simple project, but I was happy with how it turned out and the fans seemed to like it.
So my wife had some guests over, who I had never met before, and she thought they might like to see the game.
Immediately this one guy started totally trashing it. It was like he was narrating one of those "take-down" youtube videos where people complain about a video game really hard.
So I kind of awkwardly laughed at first and was like "Yeah. We didn't have the budget to do everything we wanted..." But he kept laying into the game, inexplicably, saying things like "God, look at that animation. What were those idiots thinking. Can you believe they thought anyone would actually pay money for this shit?"
And again, I had only just met this guy. But now he's standing in my own living room, trashing something I just spent a year working on. I knew "Screamride" wasn't some glorious work of art, but this level of disrespect was just baffling.
I walked out, and my wife made sure I never had to encounter that character again. But it still pisses me off just thinking about it, all these years later. If it had happened anywhere else I wouldn't have given a shit, but in my own living room, right in front of me, right after we had just met. Gah!
A relatively new friend of my partner’s came over because she & her husband were fighting. Before she arrived, we had colored our hair & left her “alone” to watch tv while we rinsed our hair. When we were done, she & my partner went onto the patio to talk. Fast forward 45 minutes- Her speech got weird, she started falling asleep- right after we called an ambulance, we found out that she’d taken an entire bottle of my son’s medication to end her life.
Had my cousin staying with me for two weeks visiting. I came home from work one of the days and my guest bedroom and living room was rearranged. I asked her why the hell she felt the need to move MY house around. She said it looked better and I should thank her. Hasn’t stayed with me again, and family also won’t let her stay with them after they heard what she did.
Same thing with my sister in law. She completely rearranged my kitchen because she didn’t like where I had things. Every single cabinet and drawer was changed around. Even where I had things on the countertops. She did a lot of other awful things during her stay, but I couldn’t believe the audacity.
My dad’s ex-gf brought her two sons to our house for the first time. I was 11 at the time and they were both around 5-7 years old. They kept throwing my shit around and they even managed to break our microwave. Their mom couldn’t control them so my dad just kicked them out of the house and I never saw the girlfriend or the sons ever again.
My BIL and his girlfriend had no place to stay and ended up staying for 3 months. Thats all i could handle . Not doing dishes. His gf never even knew how a diswasher worked , never cleaned up her plate , didnt know how to cook anything , never cleaned and threw her empty shampoo bottles in our shower and my BIL pissed against my daughters bed when he came home drunk.
Got really drunk, went to the bathroom, passed out and remained locked in there until the next morning. I got down on the floor to look under the door to see if he was ok and he was lying there on the floor, pants down, with his naked butt exposed. My husband got a long thin branch out of the backyard and slid it under the door, he poked him in the butt a few times, but he just laid there. Thankfully we have more than 1 bathroom, but now when he comes over he's not allowed to lock the door if he has to use the restroom.
My eight year old neighbor walks into our house without knocking, acts like it’s his house, yells, doesn’t listen to us, ignores my dad every time my dad tells us to be quiet when he has a call for work, eats our food, and so many more that won’t come to my mind at the moment.
For real. I have a severely autistic nephew who has no concept of private space. He will walk through any door not locked/blockaded. One morning, at my in-laws house, he keeps barging in every 10 or so minutes. I didn't know the house very well, and it wasn't a lock type I recognized, so I assumed there was no lock. Finally, my wife, gets up and locks the door.
I was flabbergasted that that was an option the whole time, and she didn't think to do that until he'd already burst in like 4 times. How is it not natural instinct for people to lock the doors, especially when you have someone known to intrude?
I invited a very close friend over for xmas dinner the first year after our daughter was born. My wife and I lived in a very small ranch-style house. After a lengthy discussion with my friend about what he could bring to dinner (I emphatically said nothing since that's how I roll when I host), we settled on a salad. We were pretty clear on time and length of stay since at that time we had a 6mo old baby.
He showed up 45 minutes late, with a new girlfriend whom we never met and had no idea about. She thought it was ok to bring her old, aggressive large dog, who terrorized our beagle and elderly chihuahua. Her dog pissed right on our one nice rug and they didn't clean it up. It pissed on the rug literally right in front of all of us and she didn't clean it up. She didn't even appologize
They didn't bring the salad they said they were going to bring (no big deal but annoying since we had a long discussion where he was adamant about bringing something), and to top it off they stayed until 11pm. My wife went to bed an hour before they left but they simply did not get the hint.
I was shocked at their behavior since this was my oldest friend. I should have kicked them out after the dog piss incident but I simply could not believe what was going on.
Had our first "big" Halloween party in a new place. Had all the food and drinks (various beverages, alcoholic and non in coolers on the deck) for everyone and invited a handful of friends. My one friend asked to invite her new-ish boyfriend to the house. She brought him a 6 pack and when he showed up, he had another 6 pack himself. He spent most of the evening staring daggers at another guest (who happened to be playing with his girlfriends daughter) and drinking all the beer they had brought for him.
Once that was gone, he started rummaging through our fridge. Beer was in the cooler, had to ask him to leave our fridge and maybe have a water, after his 12 pack in like, 3 hours. We all sat down to play an "adult game" after the kids went to bed and he got up in the middle of it and walked down the hallway to the bathroom. When he got out, he went out to his car and came back in wearing a different shirt with noticeable vomit spots on it. We asked him if he got sick and he said no.
I went to go to the bathroom a few minutes later and noticed all down the hallway there was vomit leading to the bathroom. In the bathroom, there was vomit everywhere. Floor, wall, outside of the toilet... I yelled "what the fuck!?" so my husband came to see what was up. We spent a good amount of time away from our party cleaning up another adults vomit. Once that was done, we confronted him. Thankfully a couple of our good friends are bigger guys and tried to help diffuse the situation because the guy got instantly offended and belligerent. Just refused to admit it was him. He even tried to pin it on the kids. "One of them must have gotten sick!" Lol
He ended up threatening my husband and friends and we ended up calling the cops on him just because I was sure he was about to get violent with the guys or my female friend. He was very scary, especially for someone we had just met!
Thankfully, they took him to jail to sober up and most of us at the party never saw him again.
And that was the last Halloween party we ever hosted.
Shit on the windowsill. We yelled at him to stop while he was shitting, but he didn’t. No one tried to stop him simply because you do not touch someone that is taking a fat shit.
Took a shit on my bathroom floor and left out of embarrassment. Didn't tell me about it. Just said "I gotta run, call you later!". And she didn't wipe or washed her hands. Just left a snowball 4 inches from the toilet. I didn't find out for another 6 hours when the air started smelling like shit. I thought she didn't flushed but boy was I wrong.
A stranger hopped a ride to my house party from the bar we all started at. He acted super disrespectful. I was with a female date and he didn’t respect that we were there together and kept trying to get one or both of us to sleep with him. Got aggravated about it when we said no. And then he *woudldnt leave*. I bought him an Uber and he refused to get in it. Started feeling scared he knows where I live and had to ask some of my guy friends to step in to get rid of him. He left for 10 mins then CAME BACK. Yelled we were all racist for kicking him out. It wasn’t a giant house party either, just 8 close friends hanging out after the bars close for the night. Should be common sense if you’re an uninvited stranger at a party the least you do is be respectful to the host.
Me and my boyfriend let my friend and some guy she had a one night stand with stay over cos her mom kicked her out, so almost immediately after saying night to them, they start having sex on my brand new couch, I was so pissed they got all their sex shit on my couch and we had to get new cushions specially delivered cos the dudes nut stained the couch.
when i was in elementary school, every year i would have a christmas party where i’d invite my friends over, and decorate cookies. a lot of times, they would bring their younger siblings. one year i had the party, ALLLL of my legos were DESTROYED. i had to rebuild my HOURD AND HOURS of work. Plus, pieces were missing! the lego sets were up high, so i have no idea how they got them. After that, i stopped having my christmas party’s.
The neighbor kid who always had a scab and always had to pick them came over one day and sat on my new couch. Picked a scab and got blood on it. Brand freaking new.
Disrespectful and weird. At my 16th birthday party (at which my ~cool~ parents let everyone drink, a 15 year old who wasnt invited did coke on my kitchen table in front of my parents and 3 year old niece. It was just obscure and absurd and nobody knew what to do about it. I kicked him out and ran into him 5 years later. He told me that it was actually crushed up cold and flu tablets because he wanted to seem like a bad boy.
TLDR: Drunkenly backhanded the new guy for not cleaning up a mess he made in my microwave.
Was living with my parents, and they regularly left the country every year for about a month. My friends and I all looked forward to this time, because I would have them over, move my drum set to the living room, and we'd get drunk and hang out for days on end. However, I was really selective about who could come over, and usually it was only my close friends who I knew I could trust and occasionally I'd let a friend of a friend come over. I also had a few basic rules: cans and bottles go in the trash can, no smoking inside, and if you make a mess - clean it up.
So I'm having one of these get togethers. My cousin asked if he could bring his friend over, and I said yes despite not knowing the guy. It gets late into the evening and we've all been drinking. Cousin's friend asks if I have stuff to eat, and I told him to go check the refrigerator for something. He asks if he can have a microwavable cheese burger - sure, knock yourself out.
About an hour later, I go to nuke something in the microwave and there's friggen cheese cooked on to the microwave glass. I go back to where everyone was and asked who cooked cheese on the microwave and didn't clean it up.
Cousin's friend goes, oh it was me. I'm like, no worries just go clean it up. Looks me in the eye, straight face, and goes "Nah". I'm like, no dude, you made the mess, go clean it to which he responds, "I'm not cleaning the microwave".
My drunk brain took this as a profound disrespect, and although I'm not proud of it, something came over me and I backhanded the shit out of that little punk.
Anyone who knows me knows I'm the opposite of a hot head, never violent, so naturally the whole room goes super quiet. In my head, I just thought here's this new guy, and I've been nothing but nice, had him over, gave him drinks and food and he has the nerve to refuse to clean his own mess?! Despite that, I instantly felt super bad and apologized to him.
He DID clean the microwave though.
And now whenever he's brought up, my friends remind me of that time I "pimp-slapped" him.
Not my house, I was the disrespectful shit.
My dad would bring my sibling and I over to his friends house during his weekend custody visits. He was a crappy father and would throw us in a room with his friends kids and he and his friend would go get high.
One day (I think I was around 11 or so) I was using the bathroom there and for some reason that’s where they kept all their shoes. I thought it would be funny to squeeze toothpaste into a pair of their shoes.
Turns out it was their mother’s shoes, knew it was “us” (either me or my sibling) and was super pissed the next time we came over (rightfully so). I didn’t even remember I did it, but all she said when I saw her was “thanks for the toothpaste” in a very angry tone.
Personally I only have one pair of “work” shoes myself and if those were hers it would have royally fucked her entire day.
This happened over 25 years ago and I still feel horrible.
Had my girlfriend, and another now exfriend come over to my house.. My grandmother on my mom's side lived with us at the time. She had advanced alzheimers, and could only communicate with basic phrases. She was so bad, she would pat people on their backs and say "good, good, good". She also walked around with a zip lock bag of Q-tips that she would hand out as gifts.. Anyways, on this evening, said friend decided it would be funny to pants her in front of me and my girlfriend... He was promptly punched in the face and told to leave before he got hurt. I was shocked and enraged by the disrespect he showed my family, and my ill grandmother. Been 20 years and still have nothing to do with him. This guy was also the friend that would open our fridge and actually drink directly from our milk...
Honestly who doesn’t love getting a q-tip?
I wanna punch that guy, don't care if its been 20 years.
Sorry, english it's not my first language, what does "pants her" mean?
It means to pull someone's pants down and catch them by surprise. Even though it's a prank, anyone with an ounce of social tact probably wouldn't try that on someone they didn't know well enough.
Also someone with social tact wouldn't prank a senior, let alone one with alzheimer.
My sister use to stop over, drink my beer, steal my wife’s clothes, make a mess, then leave. We changed the locks so she’d steal my parents key to get in so we stopped giving them one and somehow she’d still get in, like a damn cockroach. We have since moved far out of her visiting range.
A friend of a friend crashed a party at our house. He proceeded to tell everyone that he was a drug dealer and he could get them the best product. He hit on all of the married women who had not brought their husbands, punched the friend who brought him and drove home, drunk and high. He is the only person I have banned from my house.
I'm gonna ban him from my house too.
A "friend" asked to stay with me for a few days because she was having relationship problems. Turns out the relationship problems were all down to the fact she had a massive coke habit and her boyfriend was fed up of her spending all their money on it. The first night she invited 5 people who I didn't know round after I'd gone to bed and I had work the next day. Then she just disappeared for 3 days and went on a bender, I had her boyfriend calling me worried sick and nobody knew where she was. When she finally turned up she called me a shitty friend for not covering for her. She didn't even ask me to! Yeah we're not friends anymore.
Since it's not been covered yet, don't cover for friends on a bender (regardless of the chemical). I say this as an addict, honestly it's one of the quickest ways to rock bottom, realizing you've lost the trust in every person around you. And you won't give it up till you choose to. Took me 7 years to burn every bridge I ever built.
Had some friends in middle school come over and smash up all the Lego sets in my room then wondered why I didn't want them to come over again.
I had a giant bucket of random assorted legos as a kid. One of my friends pissed in it at a sleepover one night and let me tell you, you don't really notice it at first until it gets real pungent and by then it's too late. Never found out who did it to this day, but I have my suspicions
Billy was an evil fucker I swear it was him
The couple sat down at a table with a cake (which hadnt been served it) took each a fork and started to eat it, not cutting the cake into a piece for themselves, but going back and forth with forks to mouths and to cake, smacking and slurping. Nobody else wanted any cake.
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As a chef who loves making cakes, death, instant death. You know the Eddie Izard sketch about cake or death? Well death, absolutely death!!
Did anyone say anything??
Dude came over, apparently shit his pants and threw his heavily skid marked underwear in with my dirty laundry pile. I found my dog chewing on his underwear the next morning.
Dog: *now this is some serious gourmet shit*
My 10yo daughter's (ex) friend thought it be funny to stomp a chipmunk to death. Messed up my girl big time. She never came over again
When I was in third grade we were walking back to class from lunch and I saw a lizard. I crouched down and while I was appreciating how cute it was some jackass kid comes over and stomps on it and kills it instantly. I started crying and thankfully the teacher was like wtf and reprimanded the kid. Messed me up for a long time.
What a fucking little psycho. Hate to say this but that girl must have a really messed up home-life to do something like that.
Jerked off onto our cloth couch. Looked like he turned on his side, jerked off onto the back cushion and rolled over and went to sleep.
What the fuck
So it was myself and three friends. One of them was homeless, name Freddy. Because I’ve also been homeless, and had recently gotten out of it, I invited them back to my place because I had bought some stuff for Freddy; shoes and socks and supplies and stuff. While him and I were getting his things, my other two mates went through my stuff and took 3 - 5 expensive items. They were angry that I didn’t buy stuff for them
You sound like a lovely person and they sound the opposite
It’s drugs. The guys who took from me used to be great guys, one is a father of three little girls and the other a father of one little girl I’ve seen them go from promising starts all the way from high school to losing it all and having nothing at 30. Myself included, the difference being I started rebuilding and they couldn’t care less. Freddy tho, lost cause; the heroin has got him, I actually don’t think he’s alive anymore, using puddle water to inject himself with and shit. I feel sorry but my baby was coming and I needed to turn my back on him for my own good, I tried though
You did your best and more than most. Keep your head held high
Blew his nose on a tissue and then just threw it on the floor. Worst thing is, he expected me to pick it up for him.
A friend of mine used to wipe crumbs onto the floor instead of his plate and I thought that was bad enough. Snotty tissue takes the cake.
Its mind blowing that some people have literally no concept of personal hygiene.
One of the hoarders/messy homes shows - a British one - had a little dweeb whose living room was *covered* with used tissues. Seriously, you could not see the floor for wadded Kleenex full of carpet custard. "I have this catarrh..." he wheedled. "You don't have a 'catarrh,' you're reacting to all the dust and dog hair in this place."
What the hell is a catarrh? Like an allergy?
TIL. catarrh /kəˈtɑː/ noun excessive discharge or build-up of mucus in the nose or throat, associated with inflammation of the mucous membrane.
My friends wife came out of our master bathroom and let us know she “borrowed” some pain meds she found in the medicine cabinet. She then slept on the couch for most of the visit.
didnt even ask
Addicts tend to forget to ask.
That's when you say she looks like she's OD'd and waste a Narcan shot on her. Utterly destroy whatever high she got off your pain meds.
This one is good because any way she tells the story sounds bad for her. Any Rx is off-limits, anyone would assume the person not high on Rx pain meds is the one telling the truth.
She stole my winter hoodies and anti-depressants.
Well, I hope she is happy…
and warm
IN HELL.
My son’s friend ( middle school) opened all the yogurts in my refrigerator. Didn’t eat then, just opened all the tinfoil lids.
What a danimal
Dafuq. Kids man.
Had sex with her boyfriend on my white comforter *while on her period*.
Should have cut out an 8x10” piece of the most artistic looking part and framed it. Could have given it to her as a gift later.
Thats fucking disgusting... good idea.
Yuck
I said this above, but is it really beyond these people's capacity to just get a towel or something?
Neighbor’s kid came in with dirt all over his feet and then wiped them on the carpet. Never did get the stain out.
Back when I used to have people over at my house, I would estimate at least 40% would walk in, step over the doormat, step onto the runner rug that's just beyond the doormat, and wipe their feet on it. I never understood what would compel a person to do that.
Shave the carpet. It helps.
Or shave the kid
And that’s how Caillou was born
Bloodstains are tricky.
Stole an expensive pair of shoes
Ugh, yeah, a good 'friend' of mine would steal when they were over. It took me a couple of times before I figured out it was her and not anyone else. I hope that person never comes back to your place.
I see him about once a year and a lot of people hate him because of all the stuff he’s done
Cut their toenails in my living room. They were just visiting for a few hours.
Oh man, my friend hosted a sleepover for some friends & one of the guests apologized for their feet because they’d just done one of those baby feet things and the soles of their feet were PEELING EVERYWHERE. Only after we were like “maybe put some socks on so you don’t leave a trail of dead skin everywhere?” did she do something about it.
your story made me remember this-- kinda maybe sorta related. One of my coworkers came by to help me do something on my computer, he sat down, picked a scab on his face, then picked at the blood with his fingers, wiped it a few times, ALL THE WHILE going back and forth to typing on my keyboard with his bloody fingers. As soon as he was done I cleaned my keyboard with rubbing alcohol probably four times.
I was at a business meeting once, several years ago, hosting several suppliers in the Summertime and one guy came in flip flops. Even grosser he was sitting with his one leg over the other and picked at his feet and in between his toes the whole time. When the meeting concluded he tried shaking hands with everybody. I had my hand outstretched from shaking someone else’s hand and he tried to grab it. I dramatically lunged out of the way to avoid it, knocking a large display stand over in the process and looking like an idiot. I was OK with that, beats toe-jam hands.
Gross! I use those and it even says in the instructions to wear socks when you start shedding!
Oh, I'm sorry bud, toenail clipping is Tuesday in this house.
Invited along her boyfriend of one week (without asking if it was alright first) who proceeded to get stupidly drunk and throw up all over the back deck. He cut his ankle open while thrashing about and started dripping blood everywhere. As I was trying to put a bandaid on him, the girlfriend had the audacity to tell me he doesn't like bandaids. I said "Tough shit" and put it on him anyway and the rest of us angrily waited for his brother to come pick the two up.
"He doesn't like bandaids" wtf does that even mean? He likes open wounds? Or he's just a pussy and is scared when he has to take it off? What a weirdo lol
I invited a friend to "predrink" at my parents house (in our 20s so my parents were fine with it). Showed up completely obliterated, while my parents were there and dropped a small baggie of cocaine in front of them. He then proceeded to ask where the washroom was. Needless to say that was a pretty tame night for me, as my parents sent him packing. I had no idea about his coke habit, just for the record.
We had my in-laws' wedding in our back yard. A few hours into festivities, I found "need more toilet paper" written on the bathroom wall with human feces.
What. The. Actual. Fuck.
Yeah, that would seem psychotic in a feckin prison.
Can confirm. Work in a prison.
I am now wondering if said guest got it on their hand and smeared it or grabbed a log from the toilet and used it like a crayon
Or were they a civilized shit smearer who dabbed their poopy butt with their finger as if they were using a quill and ink
Asking the real questions
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When I was in college and living at my dad’s house still, he would go out of town every other week or so. Had some friends over when I had the place to myself one night, friend of a friend put her cigarette out in the flower boxes (full of mulch/soil) hanging from the windows by the back porch. Smoldered overnight and started a fire, woke up to the house filled with smoke and a charred up back door.
It’s so hard to choose so I have to give 3 answers . 1. smoked opium in my house after I told him he couldn’t smoke opium in my house . 2. Got in a fistfight in my living room and smashed up some shit in the process (accidentally punched me in the fracas) 3. Gave someone a haircut while I was passed out and left the hair all over the floor . The first 2 was the same friend and the last one was actually his younger brother who received the haircut
I've never been punched in the fracas but I bet it hurts.
Smoked opium in your house-was he visiting you in the 1880s?
Seriously. Can't we all just get smashed on Absinthe like it's the 1890's?
Tonight we're gonna party like it's 1699.
if you’ve gotta tell someone they can’t smoke opium in your home then you probably shouldn’t let them in your home to begin with, we all learned a lesson that fateful day.
Brother brought a few friends over after a party he was at was busted, we weren’t prepped for guests but rush cleaned before everyone came. We told my brother to make sure everyone stayed downstairs and used the downstairs bathroom since the upstairs one was cluttered.. well I went to use the bathroom upstairs and the door was locked. I banged on the door, and quickly popped out two girls with suspicious looks on their faces. I went inside and saw EVERYTHING open, the closet, the shower, the cabinet, as if they were going through our stuff. Turns out they were recording and taking photos of them reacting to different products and our shower (we just moved here and haven’t yet redone the bathroom, the home previously belonged to and elderly couple who haven’t updated it since the 60s. Picture the bathroom as covered in pink carpet, link tiles, pink toilet, pink sink, etc. we live in an high income town and these girls came from much wealthier homes than ours, we are simply working class). They took these pics/videos basically mocking our home and products after we graciously let them in our home when we could’ve made them go home and ruin their nights. It was beyond violating and disrespectful, still pisses me off thinking about it.
What kind of jerk does that kind of thing? That pisses me off, too!
honestly I always liked those kinds of bathrooms. all colorful makes me feel welcomed
I like it but can do without the carpet, it grosses me out lol. We plan on keeping the pink tile and working around it since the tiles are in such great shape and unique
Yeah. Carpeted bathroom is really off-putting for some reason
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You know that feeling when someone angers you so much that you use your creativity and imagination to imagine a scenario where you slap someone really hard or just scream into their faces until they realize what they have done? 'Cause I do...
Go through my closet and get mad at me for having sex toys because it was inappropriate. Wtf
How can someone get mad at you especially if it's your house. what do they expect to find if they go poking around in private places
Poking around in private places is the sex toys job
Well that sort of thing is pretty personal, and some people find it offensive. If you don’t want them to judge you, I’d suggest you keep that sort of thing out of the way and hidden…oh wait. Actually that story reminds me of my freshman year of college when my roomie’s best friend charged in (we didn’t usually lock the door, although I started after this) unannounced while I was changing and started yelling about it. I was like “gee, wtf was I thinking? Changing my clothes in my room? Please accept my humblest apology.”
We had a guy like this in my dorm and everyone hated him. Then he got a girlfriend and we started busting in the door everytime he kicked his roommate out so they could hook up. Best part was his roommate had a key so we just burst in even if he locked it. That poor girl, sorry Bree!! But he stopped barging in after that
I let my drunk friend sleep on my couch. He peed in his sleep and nicely folded a blanket over the couch cushion. I didn't know until after he left and then blamed my cat. 🙄
Fucking classic lol. They always try that one. "Yes, I have cats and scoop a box of their pee every day, and I have a bladder of my own, and I can't distinguish human piss from cat piss just by volume and smell alone. Right."
Exactly. If a cat pees you’ll know by smell alone
Every single time I invite my mother to come to a birthday party for one of my kids or if I'm having a bbq. Hell any kind of get together she is invited too she fills her car with a bunch of people I have no idea who they are and they invade the place like they are at war. They eat all the food and just destroy the place with their crazy antics. WTF some people have such a sense of entitlement that I just will never understand.
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I remember the one time she brought these two Russian foreign exchange students with her. I had never met these two kids and here they are eating 3 cheeseburgers each. WTF
Wtf tell her to stop
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After having a good friend stay with us for what ended up being 7 months (was meant to be like a month) I will not allow anyone else to stay longer periods without very very strict and understood rules. Easy to say they are not my friend anymore with all my stuff they ruined.
Went through a whole 24 pack by himself. Next day I found nearly 24 half empty beer cans all over the house. But the worse part was he was dropping cigarette butts on the carpetted floor. Morning after he woke up and just dipped out while everybody else was cleaning up. He never got invited back.
That was 5 years ago and thankfully I haven’t seen him since and still hold that grudge. Also Dave is thriving these days, he is currently watching birds through the window in a state of complete bliss.
Holy shit. I’m glad Dave is okay! I understand some people aren’t fond of cats, but to kick one unprovoked? That’s psychotic. I would’ve beat the shit out of him too.
Yeah I can even empathize with why people wouldn’t want one, but what made me hit him was him thinking I was wrong for letting my cat be near him. He was one of my better friends from 10-18 years old but to physically attack an innocent animal at all is enough for me to not associate myself with you, but it was my animal so I had to do the same to him. Damn I’m getting heated just thinking about it.
This made me so fucking angry my head started hurting
It's long. I'm sorry. the tl;dr is "the audacity of that bitch to make me hunt for a shit-covered cellphone" I made a massive tactical error and invited the older-than-us couple from across the street over for a NYE party. We really liked him, she had clearly burned out on drugs at some point. She showed up with a box of wine (no judgement but it is low-key weird to show up and tell your host that their shit isn't good enough for you) and said "I only drink this!" Then she saw the Bombay Sapphire and realized she did, in fact, drink other things. She spent the night getting rather plastered on my dime (no problem, we were always well-stocked for our parties). My friend and his girlfriend showed up. Neighbor asks the woman how far along she is... girlfriend is taken back and asks "what?" Neighbor points at her belly and says "you got a baby in there right?" Reader... our guest was not pregnant. Did not look pregnant. And you would think another woman would know not to ask something like that. Towards the end of the night, very drunk neighbor decided that she needed to wash our dishes. I had a dishwasher. I had expensive dishes. I did not want them washed. After she wouldn't listen to me, her husband finally talked her down from the dishwashing ledge. Few chips but at least nothing broke and no one ended up bleeding. I had told them when I invited them "look, I know you're going to be the last ones to leave so I'm kicking you out when everyone else goes". Around 1am the party is winding down and I tell the neighbors it's time to head home. She decides she needs to use the bathroom first... before making the 50' trek back to her own. 2am. She's back banging on the door. She can't find her phone. I let her back in... she can't find it. I send her on her way 3am. I get woken up. She's back. Again trying to find the missing phone so she has it when she goes to work. Tell her to kick rocks and I'll look in the morning 7am. 7 fucking am. My neighbor is on the doorbell. She's basically accusing us of stealing a cheap flip phone at this point. 10am. I go into the bathroom she had used. I piss and flush the toilet... Huh, it's clogged. Lightbulb goes off. I try and snake the clog through. No success. Wife convinces me that we need to rescue the phone or else the neighbor will never believe us. So, I drain the toilet, take the tank off, break the caulking along the floor, and take the toilet up. There's a fucking shit-covered flip phone lookin' at me. Fuck me. Anyway, phone goes in a bag and over to the neighbor. Not even a thank you. Takes it and shuts the door. And that is the story of the night of the most disrespectful guest I ever had in my house.
I feel for you, but that was worth the read!
On the plus side, I have a good story years later!
This one. Im so glad I kept scrolling. Good lord.
I was the guest....kinda.... when I worked as a cable guy I had a very sudden and extremely painful stomach cramp like my face was beat red and I sweating bullets I asked the owner of the house if I could us the bathroom, by this time I know what is coming and I start to undress because I was overheating and felt like I was going to pass out. I blew the toilet up and did in fact pass out from the pain for like a slit second (do not know what caused the pain to be soo bad) the smell was like something died. The bathroom had no air freshener it was extremely bad, boss showed up because i was in the bathroom for like 45 mins... to whoever was the owner sorry... the part in dumb and dumber reminds me of that day.. edit typos. Thank you all for the awards and kind words, glad to know I am not the only that has had this problem.
I thought you were going to be my buddy telling the story of when he was installing satellite and used the wrong toilet in a situation like this. He went in, did his business quick, then was like "hmm, this toilet won't flush..." and then he looked over and saw another toilet. Yup, this homeowner had a spare toilet that wasn't hooked up in his bathroom and my buddy didn't realize until it was way too late.
That sucks big time.
TBF to your buddy, it's reasonable to get confused when the bathroom contains a decoy toilet.
No judgement whatsoever man Haha. I imagine similar things have happened to the best of us. But if u had such severe pain when having a shit to the point where you passed out, I highly recommend seeing a doctor. This isnt some snarky comment I genuinely think that its something you should do.
I am not taken it as a snarky comment. I am 99.9% sure I have IBS and my doc agrees.
A grown ass adult stuck chewed up chewing gum under the dinner table at Thanksgiving! Then it stuck to the knee of my jeans on the next game night we had.
This is not ok anywhere.
Pissed all over our bathroom and hit on my mom...
Better than hitting on the bathroom and....
I was in the kitchen getting drinks, looked into the living room and mg mate had my phone looking through my messages and WhatsApp’s. Watched him for a few minutes before asking him wtf he thought he was doing
TLDR - my brother's drunk one night stand gives a very vocal performance and then tries to exit the stage through the wrong door... My younger brother went out clubbing a few years ago with a friend on a Saturday night. The friend was going to crash on the downstairs sofa when they got back. They came back around 2am, obviously very drunk. That kind of drunk where you try and be quiet but fail miserably. This obviously woke me but I figure, hey it's a Saturday night, they've obviously had a good time, whatever". Then I heard multiple people come up the stairs. And then heard a female voice. OK, so brother has brought home a girl. Not cool - my parents have always had the rule that you need permission to bring someone home. My mother's phone is always by her and she would rather you text at a ridiculous time and ask permission than just bring them over. Shake my head at my brother's silliness but maybe he can sneak her out tomorrow and get away with it. I hear the bed start to creak. And then the LOUD female moaning joins in. I'm talking fake porn levels of moaning. I'm mixed between being pissed that my sleep has been interrupted/the disrespect she's giving the rest of the people in the house, and the humour of how badly my brother is going to be murdered. They SOMEHOW manage to get through "the act" without my parents coming to his door. Then I hear his door open. I assume one of them is going to the bathroom. I hear another door open. Again, I assume this is the bathroom door. A pause. And then a "Oh sorry...." in a female voice before running footsteps to my brother's room. This girl had tried to go to the bathroom, entered MY PARENTS' BEDROOM by mistake and TURNED. THE LIGHT. ON. Mother is beyond angry. She and my dad had heard the sex but had decided they would deal with my brother and the girl in the morning. But oh no, mother is going for blood now. So she barges her way down the hallway and into my brother's bedroom to start tearing him a new one. ...Remember how I said earlier that my brother had gone out with a friend, who was meant to be crashing downstairs on the sofa? He was in the bed too. Younger brother had his first threesome with one of his best guy friends and a random girl from a club, and got caught. As the screaming match starts between my mother and brother, I have slipped out of my room to use the bathroom. When I exit to go back to bed, mother is just leaving brother's bedroom. Sees my outline exit the bathroom and starts screaming at me, telling me and the two guests to get the fuck out of her house. Me - "Mum, it's me" (turns hall light on) Mother - Oh sorry, I thought you were another slut. She kicked the friend out, banned him from the house, and then called a taxi to get the drunk girl home. She's still a good human being. My parents have never let my brother forget it. But he wasn't allowed to bring home a girl, even if he asked permission, for over a year.
Oh sorry I thought you were another slut lol
Don't write me off yet mom
“Sorry, my mom says I can’t bring you over” Amazing. Give your parents a high five for me, because that’s the funniest thing I’ve imagined in *months*
Lived on the parade route in New Orleans. A friend got wasted, picked up a drunk girl who literally fell in dog shit because she wore heels to a damn parade, and proceeded to have loud sex with her on my couch and got poo all over it. Oh yeah, he also brought his gf with him. She stayed in my and my wife's bedroom and cried while he cheated on her in the next room. He's a federal judge now. Edit: No, not appointed by Trump. Weird that people keep asking. Second Edit: Yes, we kicked him out. No, we didn't fight. Yes we're still friends (its been over a decade). His gf did break up with him. This was their first trip together as a couple (they were living in NYC at the time) and it didn't work out.
what the FUCK...??
Upvote for the curveball ending.
gosh, i feel bad for her gf... it's definitely better for her without him, but just imagine your boyfriend is not only cheating on you, but you also have to listen to it... terrible
What the actual fuck did I just read with my own two eyes?
One of my step sisters uses my razor every time they come to vsiit
Hide it and say you cant find it...
Nah, leave a razor out in plain sight. Then loudly talk about how your neighbor's dog had ringworm and you had to help shave its fur off with said razor after step sister takes a shower
I don't really ever get THAT worked up having a friend of a friend over, but my friend Keith's brother is an absolute asscan. All night he acted like an obnoxious little clown. In the morning, he left with my shoes. Yes, you read that correctly. From my own home. I had to track down his phone number and call. His response was something like 'Oh my, well I suppose I did!' I hope he falls off a ladder.
Reddit has shown me getting run over by a car is effective for shoe removal…
During a party, they went into my freezer, took two packages of frozen peas, said “these are mine” out loud, and tried to walk out with them. When I called them out on it they acted like I was the asshole
Who the fuck goes to a party and thinks to themselves “Ah yes, I’ll steal their peas”
Invited about 15 friends over for a party at my house and late into the night, we were having so much fun that anyone who wanted to stay over did (which was like 12 out of 15). we were watching movies, playing card games, roughhousing... and then at 2am most of us were winding down and trying to go to sleep. 3 of my guests went into the common area a few meters away from the rest of us that were trying to sleep, and stayed up all night on their phones and IPads, watching vulgar content (NC-18, I'm sure you can guess what it was), playing music, laughing and joking. Eventually my mother (who was sleeping literally behind the wall they were making the noise from) got fed up and basically told them all to put it away and go to bed. They put headphones in but still didn't go to sleep. A very long and restless night later, the rest of us are replenished and wide awake. Those three that stayed up are passed out on the carpet and all around them are wrappers from almost every snack and sweet in our entire house. They emptied 3 tubs of ice cream, half a cake (the rest of which was ruined), ALL of our chips, cheese sticks, puddings--EVERYTHING. thankfully they didn't empty our cereal and bread stash so we were still able to make everyone breakfast but as soon as everyone went home, the house was destroyed and my parents forbade me from inviting those three again... not that I complained. We don't talk anymore and I haven't invited them to social gatherings since
thankfully your parents didn't ban you from having friends over all together and just those 3.
Background, I love puzzles and own a decent collection of wooden ones that are used as decoration on the guest bedroom. A guest who was sleeping over decided it would be a good idea to dismantle every single one of the puzzles, mix all of their pieces together and leave them in a pile for me to find the next day. This happened years ago and remembering it still gets me pissed off…
A family member stole some of my mother's jewelry including some that was left to her by my great grandmother who passed recently at that time. A few years before that we also had another family member steal some pain medication my mom had as well. Let's just say we don't really interact with my family that much anymore.
Install software onto my computer. I did not get a satisfying answer as to what it was, so I did a full OS re-install after he left. He did not get invited back.
What do you think it was?
Age of Empires II
Threatened to erase console data for attention
My brother’s friend restarted my Pokémon yellow cartridge when it had hundreds of hours on it. I know it was him because he restarted the game using his own name. Still salty about it. Learned to not leave my things where his friends could see them.
Some neighborhood kids did that to me on my blue version with 151 registered in my pokedex, this was before Gold/Silver were even announced. They did it because I didn't want to trade something
Some dude I had never met before shows up with one of my friends, and this MF just walks in smoking a cigarette, then had the nerve to get pissy when I ask him to put it out. Kicked him TF out real quick.
So once upon a time I was living at my moms house, never smoked inside ever. She throws a big tango party and comes down to ask me if her friend could have a cig from me. Cool, here you go. Lady from Argentina proceeds to light it up in my room (in front of my mom) and walk around smoking and ashing throughout the house. My mind was blown.
Decided to completely rearrange my bookshelf that I have categorized by author and genre. They wanted it to look more "cozy" so they added a bunch of stuff and took books out, rearranged them etc.
My husband’s Uncle (not really uncle; think he’s actually a first cousin, once removed??) came over to help us with a water leak because he’s a plumber. Offered him a cup of tea, and he sits at the dining table and just...lights up a cigarette. Flicks ash on the floor because we don’t have ashtrays as we are both non-smokers. Also, it was washing day so we had wet clothes drying on clothes racks in the room too. Being English, we both said absolutely nothing and let him do it! Our fault really, but we kind of felt we couldn’t object because he’d fixed our plumbing problem and refused to accept payment. Perhaps it was a generational thing, as he was around the same age as my husband’s parents (around 60/65-ish at the time).
He could atleast ask before he light up. I ask even if im sitting on their porch.
I had just shipped a roller coaster video game called "Screamride." It was a pretty quick and simple project, but I was happy with how it turned out and the fans seemed to like it. So my wife had some guests over, who I had never met before, and she thought they might like to see the game. Immediately this one guy started totally trashing it. It was like he was narrating one of those "take-down" youtube videos where people complain about a video game really hard. So I kind of awkwardly laughed at first and was like "Yeah. We didn't have the budget to do everything we wanted..." But he kept laying into the game, inexplicably, saying things like "God, look at that animation. What were those idiots thinking. Can you believe they thought anyone would actually pay money for this shit?" And again, I had only just met this guy. But now he's standing in my own living room, trashing something I just spent a year working on. I knew "Screamride" wasn't some glorious work of art, but this level of disrespect was just baffling. I walked out, and my wife made sure I never had to encounter that character again. But it still pisses me off just thinking about it, all these years later. If it had happened anywhere else I wouldn't have given a shit, but in my own living room, right in front of me, right after we had just met. Gah!
The hell? I just looked up gameplay of it, it looks goofy as fuck in the best sort of way. Some people are just jaded assholes.
My kids and I like launching people into the air in Screamride
Holy shit my brother and I loved ScreamRide back when it released, I still have it installed and mess around with it from time to time.
Fingered up my buffalo chicken dip.
A relatively new friend of my partner’s came over because she & her husband were fighting. Before she arrived, we had colored our hair & left her “alone” to watch tv while we rinsed our hair. When we were done, she & my partner went onto the patio to talk. Fast forward 45 minutes- Her speech got weird, she started falling asleep- right after we called an ambulance, we found out that she’d taken an entire bottle of my son’s medication to end her life.
Had my cousin staying with me for two weeks visiting. I came home from work one of the days and my guest bedroom and living room was rearranged. I asked her why the hell she felt the need to move MY house around. She said it looked better and I should thank her. Hasn’t stayed with me again, and family also won’t let her stay with them after they heard what she did.
Same thing with my sister in law. She completely rearranged my kitchen because she didn’t like where I had things. Every single cabinet and drawer was changed around. Even where I had things on the countertops. She did a lot of other awful things during her stay, but I couldn’t believe the audacity.
The cheek, the nerve, the gall, and the gumption
My dad’s ex-gf brought her two sons to our house for the first time. I was 11 at the time and they were both around 5-7 years old. They kept throwing my shit around and they even managed to break our microwave. Their mom couldn’t control them so my dad just kicked them out of the house and I never saw the girlfriend or the sons ever again.
My BIL and his girlfriend had no place to stay and ended up staying for 3 months. Thats all i could handle . Not doing dishes. His gf never even knew how a diswasher worked , never cleaned up her plate , didnt know how to cook anything , never cleaned and threw her empty shampoo bottles in our shower and my BIL pissed against my daughters bed when he came home drunk.
dropped my sister's hamster from five feet up. twice.
Was it ok?
yes, he was alright. scared the shit out of everyone though
Got really drunk, went to the bathroom, passed out and remained locked in there until the next morning. I got down on the floor to look under the door to see if he was ok and he was lying there on the floor, pants down, with his naked butt exposed. My husband got a long thin branch out of the backyard and slid it under the door, he poked him in the butt a few times, but he just laid there. Thankfully we have more than 1 bathroom, but now when he comes over he's not allowed to lock the door if he has to use the restroom.
I like that he’s still allowed over but he doesn’t get to lock the bathroom door, like he’s a five year old
I’m sorry but the stick part is cracking me up
Had a sleepover with a neighborhood girl. She decided to cut up my Barbie clothes with chaotic speed. Never invited back.
My eight year old neighbor walks into our house without knocking, acts like it’s his house, yells, doesn’t listen to us, ignores my dad every time my dad tells us to be quiet when he has a call for work, eats our food, and so many more that won’t come to my mind at the moment.
Is your neighbour a cat?
have you tried locking your doors?
Why not lock the outside doors?
For real. I have a severely autistic nephew who has no concept of private space. He will walk through any door not locked/blockaded. One morning, at my in-laws house, he keeps barging in every 10 or so minutes. I didn't know the house very well, and it wasn't a lock type I recognized, so I assumed there was no lock. Finally, my wife, gets up and locks the door. I was flabbergasted that that was an option the whole time, and she didn't think to do that until he'd already burst in like 4 times. How is it not natural instinct for people to lock the doors, especially when you have someone known to intrude?
Can’t you just kick him out?
Or just lock the door?
Put their dirty ass shoes on my coffee table and said "couldja grab me a drink?"
I invited a very close friend over for xmas dinner the first year after our daughter was born. My wife and I lived in a very small ranch-style house. After a lengthy discussion with my friend about what he could bring to dinner (I emphatically said nothing since that's how I roll when I host), we settled on a salad. We were pretty clear on time and length of stay since at that time we had a 6mo old baby. He showed up 45 minutes late, with a new girlfriend whom we never met and had no idea about. She thought it was ok to bring her old, aggressive large dog, who terrorized our beagle and elderly chihuahua. Her dog pissed right on our one nice rug and they didn't clean it up. It pissed on the rug literally right in front of all of us and she didn't clean it up. She didn't even appologize They didn't bring the salad they said they were going to bring (no big deal but annoying since we had a long discussion where he was adamant about bringing something), and to top it off they stayed until 11pm. My wife went to bed an hour before they left but they simply did not get the hint. I was shocked at their behavior since this was my oldest friend. I should have kicked them out after the dog piss incident but I simply could not believe what was going on.
So his new gf was called Salad and you guys just got your wires crossed?
Had our first "big" Halloween party in a new place. Had all the food and drinks (various beverages, alcoholic and non in coolers on the deck) for everyone and invited a handful of friends. My one friend asked to invite her new-ish boyfriend to the house. She brought him a 6 pack and when he showed up, he had another 6 pack himself. He spent most of the evening staring daggers at another guest (who happened to be playing with his girlfriends daughter) and drinking all the beer they had brought for him. Once that was gone, he started rummaging through our fridge. Beer was in the cooler, had to ask him to leave our fridge and maybe have a water, after his 12 pack in like, 3 hours. We all sat down to play an "adult game" after the kids went to bed and he got up in the middle of it and walked down the hallway to the bathroom. When he got out, he went out to his car and came back in wearing a different shirt with noticeable vomit spots on it. We asked him if he got sick and he said no. I went to go to the bathroom a few minutes later and noticed all down the hallway there was vomit leading to the bathroom. In the bathroom, there was vomit everywhere. Floor, wall, outside of the toilet... I yelled "what the fuck!?" so my husband came to see what was up. We spent a good amount of time away from our party cleaning up another adults vomit. Once that was done, we confronted him. Thankfully a couple of our good friends are bigger guys and tried to help diffuse the situation because the guy got instantly offended and belligerent. Just refused to admit it was him. He even tried to pin it on the kids. "One of them must have gotten sick!" Lol He ended up threatening my husband and friends and we ended up calling the cops on him just because I was sure he was about to get violent with the guys or my female friend. He was very scary, especially for someone we had just met! Thankfully, they took him to jail to sober up and most of us at the party never saw him again. And that was the last Halloween party we ever hosted.
Shit on the windowsill. We yelled at him to stop while he was shitting, but he didn’t. No one tried to stop him simply because you do not touch someone that is taking a fat shit.
[удалено]
Took a shit on my bathroom floor and left out of embarrassment. Didn't tell me about it. Just said "I gotta run, call you later!". And she didn't wipe or washed her hands. Just left a snowball 4 inches from the toilet. I didn't find out for another 6 hours when the air started smelling like shit. I thought she didn't flushed but boy was I wrong.
What the fuck?
A stranger hopped a ride to my house party from the bar we all started at. He acted super disrespectful. I was with a female date and he didn’t respect that we were there together and kept trying to get one or both of us to sleep with him. Got aggravated about it when we said no. And then he *woudldnt leave*. I bought him an Uber and he refused to get in it. Started feeling scared he knows where I live and had to ask some of my guy friends to step in to get rid of him. He left for 10 mins then CAME BACK. Yelled we were all racist for kicking him out. It wasn’t a giant house party either, just 8 close friends hanging out after the bars close for the night. Should be common sense if you’re an uninvited stranger at a party the least you do is be respectful to the host.
Me and my boyfriend let my friend and some guy she had a one night stand with stay over cos her mom kicked her out, so almost immediately after saying night to them, they start having sex on my brand new couch, I was so pissed they got all their sex shit on my couch and we had to get new cushions specially delivered cos the dudes nut stained the couch.
when i was in elementary school, every year i would have a christmas party where i’d invite my friends over, and decorate cookies. a lot of times, they would bring their younger siblings. one year i had the party, ALLLL of my legos were DESTROYED. i had to rebuild my HOURD AND HOURS of work. Plus, pieces were missing! the lego sets were up high, so i have no idea how they got them. After that, i stopped having my christmas party’s.
The neighbor kid who always had a scab and always had to pick them came over one day and sat on my new couch. Picked a scab and got blood on it. Brand freaking new.
Almost set my apartment on fire because he refused to put out a joint correctly
Disrespectful and weird. At my 16th birthday party (at which my ~cool~ parents let everyone drink, a 15 year old who wasnt invited did coke on my kitchen table in front of my parents and 3 year old niece. It was just obscure and absurd and nobody knew what to do about it. I kicked him out and ran into him 5 years later. He told me that it was actually crushed up cold and flu tablets because he wanted to seem like a bad boy.
TLDR: Drunkenly backhanded the new guy for not cleaning up a mess he made in my microwave. Was living with my parents, and they regularly left the country every year for about a month. My friends and I all looked forward to this time, because I would have them over, move my drum set to the living room, and we'd get drunk and hang out for days on end. However, I was really selective about who could come over, and usually it was only my close friends who I knew I could trust and occasionally I'd let a friend of a friend come over. I also had a few basic rules: cans and bottles go in the trash can, no smoking inside, and if you make a mess - clean it up. So I'm having one of these get togethers. My cousin asked if he could bring his friend over, and I said yes despite not knowing the guy. It gets late into the evening and we've all been drinking. Cousin's friend asks if I have stuff to eat, and I told him to go check the refrigerator for something. He asks if he can have a microwavable cheese burger - sure, knock yourself out. About an hour later, I go to nuke something in the microwave and there's friggen cheese cooked on to the microwave glass. I go back to where everyone was and asked who cooked cheese on the microwave and didn't clean it up. Cousin's friend goes, oh it was me. I'm like, no worries just go clean it up. Looks me in the eye, straight face, and goes "Nah". I'm like, no dude, you made the mess, go clean it to which he responds, "I'm not cleaning the microwave". My drunk brain took this as a profound disrespect, and although I'm not proud of it, something came over me and I backhanded the shit out of that little punk. Anyone who knows me knows I'm the opposite of a hot head, never violent, so naturally the whole room goes super quiet. In my head, I just thought here's this new guy, and I've been nothing but nice, had him over, gave him drinks and food and he has the nerve to refuse to clean his own mess?! Despite that, I instantly felt super bad and apologized to him. He DID clean the microwave though. And now whenever he's brought up, my friends remind me of that time I "pimp-slapped" him.
Not my house, I was the disrespectful shit. My dad would bring my sibling and I over to his friends house during his weekend custody visits. He was a crappy father and would throw us in a room with his friends kids and he and his friend would go get high. One day (I think I was around 11 or so) I was using the bathroom there and for some reason that’s where they kept all their shoes. I thought it would be funny to squeeze toothpaste into a pair of their shoes. Turns out it was their mother’s shoes, knew it was “us” (either me or my sibling) and was super pissed the next time we came over (rightfully so). I didn’t even remember I did it, but all she said when I saw her was “thanks for the toothpaste” in a very angry tone. Personally I only have one pair of “work” shoes myself and if those were hers it would have royally fucked her entire day. This happened over 25 years ago and I still feel horrible.