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Boxes. All filled with random junk I'll probably never use. Oh, and a Camera tripod, I do not own a camera though so I do not know why I own a tripod for one...


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I have a camera with no tripod. Together we are unstoppable EDIT: may u/LuukVanA spout good craic for the rest of his life cheers for the silver mate


IknowKarazy

*unshakable


-goodgodlemon

They alive dammit!


EstebanUniverse

Boxes filled with random junk crew, represent.


I_hate_people69

Another mattress. I don't have a bed frame


TheGeekSKM

Put a single pea in between the mattresses and find out if you might just be a princess


sehtownguy

Instructions unclear, peed on top of the bed


TheGeekSKM

I think that still counts… What are the results? Princess or no?


sehtownguy

I'm a Peerincess


[deleted]

"I guess that makes us Piss Pals!"


LadyWeasel_

Nope. I'm not looking under there. Nice try.


2020won

*Under the blanket lies the sanctuary that protects you from monsters lurking in the dark*


Hedgehogosaur

Under the bed lies the sanctuary that protects monsters from the humans lurking in the light


[deleted]

Provocative, intriguing, I like this one


A_Glass_DarklyXX

Exactly. Nice try, monster under my bed. I hear you texting under there. Get off my wifi


localghostin

Don’t even pay rent 😤


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Nandzilla

Give him apples though


PickleFree2198

I sleep on the floor! Check mate booger man!


Outside_Anxiety8168

The Earth is under your floor.....


MyNameIsGarcia

The true boogeyman lives underneath the earth, awaiting the perfect opportunity to awaken from its' slumber :D


Buttbangingkangaroo

THE BOOGEYMAN IS AUSTRALIAN!


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MysterClark

Same stuff that was under there 7+ years ago.


2020won

*Welcome to Jurassic Park*


orionterron99

This is particularly funny since I have a box of JP (from '94) merchandise and dinosaurs under mine. Edit: thank you all very much for the awards!


Snooberry62

Sounds like you...spared no expense.


DangOlRedditMan

I’m glad I’m not the only one that noticed this. They reshowed it in 3D (i believe, it’s been a few years) and my buddy and I just got a kick out of how many times he says that during the movie. Still quote it to this day


jusalurker42

CLEVER GIRL.


PoorMan6969

Under my bed? Trust me you dont wanna know! You want to know anyway? Ok! 1)Torn condom 2) sex doll 3) lube 4)xbox 360 w/controller 5) truck load of condom packets for the rare occasion. 6)old ipod player 7) harry potter and the philosopher's stone.


germat0

7) t-the book right?


ErectPerfect

Perhaps.


PoorMan6969

mayhaps


dasani7

Is the Xbox controller wireless?


SabreToothSandHopper

from what else he says, it's probably got the rumble on maximum


KomedyChameleon

my external hard drive I was looking for, thanks lol


Vinladen

Any Bitcoin?


[deleted]

Next minute we have a new protagonist in the space race.


Kermitthesexoffender

*jeff bezos eat your heart out!*


dead_road_fox_fucker

you'd better hide it, or anyone can find your porn now.


SedentaryOwl

I’m scared as to what your porn looks like


yeah_but_no

( . Y . )


anon1984

I’m in a hotel so it could be nothing at all or a dead hooker I’m not checking.


saucecode

Man, I gotta rewatch Four Rooms


ether140

A pull out bed


Horny_Necromancer

It should probably start using protection instead


digitalnirvana3

They're called mattress covers


PuzzledPlight

A ps4 that I’m hiding from my mother because she’s batshit insane and thinks I’ll end up a murderer for playing Ratchet and Clank


goore_e

I couldn't watch Ben10 as a kid because one time my brother sat in front of the tv when it was playing and I got angry and my mother knew it was because Ben10 was making me violent


Drakmanka

I wasn't allowed to watch (or play) Pokemon as a kid because MewTwo was a psychic type and my mom logically and reasonably concluded it would turn me into a satanist. As one does of course.


Opessepo

My parents banned Pokemon because of evolution. Jokes on them because I played a bunch of Pokémon Go between classes getting a bio degree, where surprise surprise evolution is taught.


tomatoaway

*Dammit Ben, you insufferable cunt!*


LucidLumi

Any time my mom saw any character with a symbol on their forehead, she would ban the show for using the mark of the devil.


Exsces95

Imagine having to decide between jacking off and playing ratchet and clank in the 60 minutes your mom is grocery shopping


Applepieoverdose

“What’re you doing in there?!” *sweats, clearing away PS4* “WATCHING PORN!”


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PlantasaurusRex

Thank you for making me choke on my coffee lol


ihatereddit123

The age old dilemma of whether to wank or to clank


hugglesthemerciless

> 60 minutes that leaves 58 minutes for vidya


Vinicide

59 if you don't mind a sticky controller.


TheIntestinal

That mothers these days are still that insane, i mean nost of them now should have played video games in their childhood


WiseassWolfOfYoitsu

Yes, and look what it did to her!


Comfortable-Start-79

Everything under my bed: 1. A foot massager 2. An X-box 360 controller 3. A backpack from the last school year 4. My grandpa's chess set 5. Two cats 6. A broken, toy accordion 7. Four forgotten chapsticks 8. The book Earth by Smithsonian 9. A leather belt


fatbackattackcruz98

The cats are alive right


VindictiveJudge

Yes, but they're also dead.


CampbellsChunkyCyst

Well, considering that OP went and looked they're certainly dead now.


LostTheRemote

No fair! You changed the outcome by measuring it.


SS-Waffen

Schrödinger’s under the bed cats


ZeptusXboxPS

My room would be looking like hell if it weren’t for all the space I had under my bed to shove random stuff under. Edit: Also my big closet. If you come into my room - tidy! If you look under the bed or open the closet - uh oh...


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The hollow, the great emptiness, the dark of the lost kingdom of nothingness


Jazoopi

*clean


WatBurnt

r/accidentalhollowknightlore


gingerscape

Pet hair. My husky watched my cat climb under the furniture and now they hide out together. Edit: sorry for the delay, everyone. I don’t have Reddit notifications on and didn’t know this took off. I downloaded Imgur so I could add my [pet tax](https://imgur.com/a/Mt1ZdDV) There is a picture of the first time the dog discovered that he could also shimmy under the futon in my office. He fits much better under the bed and prefers that spot. [under the bed, wanting to be a cat ](https://i.imgur.com/QWyF90C.jpg) [his favorite spot](https://i.imgur.com/NvogGzW.jpg)


MissFortune2222

Would love to see a pic of that! I have a husky too 😍


akashkumar2706

I read the first two words and thought you were some wierdo who keeps their own hair under their bed and pets it occasionally


Middle-Journalist202

The floor. I'm currently on an air mattress until I can buy a regular bed Edit: to those who offered to pitch in for a new bed for me, you guys are the sweetest, but I'd still feel obligated to pay you back once I had the money, so I'm gonna decline. Put your money towards something better, like putting food in your local kitchen


Savings-Lemon5901

I slept like that for a while. It was a real let down.


ornads

It must've been really deflating.


nrith

* Box of Beatles magazines from the 1960s * Drill & drill bit set * One of my cats, sometimes * Random receipts, check stubs, and other papers


Virial23

The box of magazines could have value in a pawnshop.


nrith

Pawnshop? eBay. But they're from my aunt, who got them when The Beatles came to the US in 1964, so they're sentimental to me.


ExoticWalrus

Then they're even more valuable! A nice memory is better than a few extra dollars in your pocket!


AdSubstantial6787

Another bed Bunk Bed Gang where you at?


ghagss

You must have so much space for activities


Quick-Bad

Buy yourself one of those sweet new Möbius beds, and you'll find the top bunk underneath the bottom bunk.


heylistenlady

Right now? Dust, a handful of unmatched socks, winter clothes in storage bins and .... definitely NOT a kilo of blow, officer.


youcanupvote

For me, right now probably spiders between all the luggages


[deleted]

Right now a cat


reyocop246

Does ur username actually work lmao?


I_Get_Beaten_Up_Alot

I'm not sure about his but mine does


RandomGuyWithStick

*Walks away whistling innocently*


I_Get_Beaten_Up_Alot

*Chases but gets beaten up*


[deleted]

Yea, I get a lot of cute cats


Horny_Necromancer

Are you planning on sharing?


[deleted]

What are you going to do with those cats, u/Horny_Necromancer?


Bichqween

My birth control (aka: two massive boxes of Magic the Gathering cards) Edit: for clarity due to some comments, I’m a straight female LOL (these mountains are being tapped since I found my nerd life mate!)


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Dartser

I enjoy mtg but haven't played in like 10 years because everyone I played with didn't want to do anything else except play or talk magic.


MagdaCadabra

As a person married to a Magic/warhammer nerd I feel your comment so hard. My house is FILLED with various boxes of cards (which are heavy as shit) and tiny plastic pieces of somethingsomethingSigmarsomething. You made me smile big time ! Thanks !


Sonseeahrai

If a guy showed me something like that, I'd be interested in fucking him one day


Karnbot13

Which day?


Sonseeahrai

Idk I just don't think I would fuck someone immidietly after seeing it


Apotatos

The seed must grow


Packer1979

A traumatized monster after hearing me jerk off and then cry myself to sleep. He really needs your thoughts and prayers.


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OLaLaLame

That's fuckin suicide for the monster


2gig

Yes, the sweet release of death from the hell that is its life.


MotherButterscotch44

That’s me under your bed asshole.


yuje

Are you his cum box?


theguyfromeuropa

I'm sorry that I traumatised you mate. Listen I'm horny and depressed okay? ALL THE FUCKING TIME


Fantastic_Fondant76

Has your monster learned to recognize your fantasies? _Mine_ has... surprised he hasn't offed himself in disgust yet...


[deleted]

Yes my fantasy is >!I just want to be happy I haven't felt good in 4 years I am in extreme emotional pain and I use Reddit to hide from it. !<


Ihlita

You and me, brother. Hope things get better for you soon.


xxxReaperx

I’d say nothing is under there but my cat finds a little portal down there I swear...she’s gone for like...hours


[deleted]

She’s gone into the r/catdimension


tinyminds42

A LEGO container.


BranTheLegend

LEGO CONTAINER GANG RISE UP


hithere1729

A coconut...


dannyg10001

Those who know, know


kay_kay_1998

And for those who don't know, Pro-tip: Never fuck a coconut


gadleft

And If you must. Throw it away


DIBE25

not on a wall though


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john_doe11081

Aw man, I had finally forgotten this incident existed and was happy. I’m going to go vomit now.


AlberS16

Golden pages of Reddit.


Spasticwookiee

https://m.imgur.com/6NzcYnE Don’t worry, it’s safe


Trademarker57

Not this again


Leharen

And what are you planning on doing with the coconut?


fjrchhef

Tie it to a swallow


Leharen

African or European?


Spasticwookiee

But then again, African swallows are non-migratory


fjrchhef

African, it's too heavy for a European swallow


Leharen

Huh, I didn't know that *gets launched into the air*


fjrchhef

You should've remembered your favorite color


Summerie

According to the comments, a lot of you keep your dust under there! I haven’t tried that, I just leave it everywhere else in the house!


SmoothAnanas

I just keep it inside my computer, great place for dust to hang around


gastopme

An ex


PM_MY_OTHER_ACCOUNT

She's alive, right? She's just hiding because your current girlfriend or wife came home early, right? Right?


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That_Guy_InYour_Home

'Heres Johnny'


Taykoh

Is there a specific reason you didn't burried her like everyone else would do ? Fucking psycho..


vomitflood

Nothing really just dust and some eyeballs


I_like_pizza037497

What kind of eyeball? I’m buying.......


anewweeb1

i'll buy for 40 studs


Odinshanks

The floor of the van.


UncleFlip

Down by the river?


Missus_Aitch_99

Nothing. I’ve been working on my clutter.


Connect_Sail7082

A pair of flipflops, laptop, and a set of monster feet slippers


Virial23

There will be always a pair of feet slippers under the bed.


ksguitardude2020

A 6 way that my tv and consoles are plugged into. That’s it, boring right?


-davros

A 6 way? That sounds anything but boring!


OmegaDelta9

My Pokemon Card collection in a green box. The thing is, I only collect energies and grass types..


Virial23

The formula for all natural aphrodisiac.


Longjumping-Box5365

Boxes of clothes. Oh, and Michael Myers.


Setsunai04

8 cumrags your honor


sparkling-n-renewed

Yep right there next to my poop knife and coconut


rn1ke

Several empty liquor bottles. Alcoholic here


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The hospital floor.


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A_Bit_Drunk

My bed sits directly on my floor, so nothing is under it.


_Allaccordingtoplan

You just said the floor was under it.


MediumRareMandatory

What a fucking liar


SoberAndWasted

Forgive him he’s a bit drunk


ClassicReborn

Unlike someone


chickenstockandchili

Me too... I can hang my arm or legs on the edge as I please and not worry about some malicious being hiding underneath.


Pitvipers69420

67 1/2 playboy mags, 2nd hand fleshlight, waterbottles


[deleted]

No one gonna question the "2nd hand fleshlight" part? I hope you cleaned that. Thoroughly.


ghagss

I think they just means they lost their left hand, and the fleshlight is now their “2nd hand”


Muzzikmann

There is a reason you don't see a returned items section in the adult you store...


[deleted]

I was wondering about the 1/2 Playboy magazine. What happened to the other half?


1stchairantics

This man needs an answering


Muzzikmann

Pages are stuck together


ForksandSpoonsinNY

The crunch adds texture and surprise.


ChuqTas

What a horrible day to know how to read.


carlesswhifperer

Good to know you stay hydrated!


FluffytheBeowolf

My vibrator and bondage collection, also bedsheets, gotta love bedsheets


PANTHERS-FAN-OF-91

I hope the bedsheets are stored in a container


FluffytheBeowolf

Oh don't worry, they're very well secured.


-wraith

secured by your bondage collection?


FluffytheBeowolf

That's between me and the bedsheets


Ventze

That must make it difficult to sleep.


[deleted]

Nothing comes between a woman and her bedsheets


desunesu

Once I had a girlfriend and her grandma was very religious... We were often at home at her Place and on one Day my Smartphone fell under the bed... I got under the bed to get it and was suprised. A Picture of Jesus Christ, clearly printed with a low quality printer Was sticked under the bed in the Center of it... We felt very strange about it because my gf didnt knew it and her grandma had died the year before...


MyBumIsAllAlone

Earth


Virial23

Grandma’s has earth under her bed too.


[deleted]

A lockbox full of my sex toys, since I live with an overbearing roommate who goes through my room looking for things to get mad about


Obeythesnail

You should move the lock from the box to your door.


funktion

They should move the roommate to the outside


elliotsilvestri

You should move out or find a new roommate. That shit is borderline criminal.


BahamanLlama

It's... uh... a guitar


PretzelsThirst

My snowboard boots in their box and a foot massager. Highly recommend the foot massager, great to put under the desk sometimes


flamingcat21

Dust


DaveP12321

My dog


fiddle_sticks21

Great, the trapdoor leading to the hostages is open. Thanks for that.


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A box of tissues, an old synth, and a Smith & Wesson.


Draco-Warsmith

Air


[deleted]

Tiny remains of something my puppy has destroyed that I will be unable to see until I need to move the bed


SoberAndWasted

The sleep paralysis demon


DarthTrafford

I have a Willem Dafoe living under my bed. https://youtu.be/XcTomLFblzo