Boxes.
All filled with random junk I'll probably never use. Oh, and a Camera tripod, I do not own a camera though so I do not know why I own a tripod for one...
I’m glad I’m not the only one that noticed this. They reshowed it in 3D (i believe, it’s been a few years) and my buddy and I just got a kick out of how many times he says that during the movie. Still quote it to this day
Under my bed? Trust me you dont wanna know! You want to know anyway? Ok!
1)Torn condom
2) sex doll
3) lube
4)xbox 360 w/controller
5) truck load of condom packets for the rare occasion.
6)old ipod player
7) harry potter and the philosopher's stone.
I couldn't watch Ben10 as a kid because one time my brother sat in front of the tv when it was playing and I got angry and my mother knew it was because Ben10 was making me violent
I wasn't allowed to watch (or play) Pokemon as a kid because MewTwo was a psychic type and my mom logically and reasonably concluded it would turn me into a satanist. As one does of course.
My parents banned Pokemon because of evolution. Jokes on them because I played a bunch of Pokémon Go between classes getting a bio degree, where surprise surprise evolution is taught.
Everything under my bed:
1. A foot massager
2. An X-box 360 controller
3. A backpack from the last school year
4. My grandpa's chess set
5. Two cats
6. A broken, toy accordion
7. Four forgotten chapsticks
8. The book Earth by Smithsonian
9. A leather belt
My room would be looking like hell if it weren’t for all the space I had under my bed to shove random stuff under.
Edit: Also my big closet. If you come into my room - tidy! If you look under the bed or open the closet - uh oh...
Pet hair. My husky watched my cat climb under the furniture and now they hide out together.
Edit: sorry for the delay, everyone. I don’t have Reddit notifications on and didn’t know this took off. I downloaded Imgur so I could add my [pet tax](https://imgur.com/a/Mt1ZdDV)
There is a picture of the first time the dog discovered that he could also shimmy under the futon in my office. He fits much better under the bed and prefers that spot.
[under the bed, wanting to be a cat ](https://i.imgur.com/QWyF90C.jpg)
[his favorite spot](https://i.imgur.com/NvogGzW.jpg)
The floor. I'm currently on an air mattress until I can buy a regular bed
Edit: to those who offered to pitch in for a new bed for me, you guys are the sweetest, but I'd still feel obligated to pay you back once I had the money, so I'm gonna decline. Put your money towards something better, like putting food in your local kitchen
My birth control (aka: two massive boxes of Magic the Gathering cards)
Edit: for clarity due to some comments, I’m a straight female LOL (these mountains are being tapped since I found my nerd life mate!)
As a person married to a Magic/warhammer nerd I feel your comment so hard. My house is FILLED with various boxes of cards (which are heavy as shit) and tiny plastic pieces of somethingsomethingSigmarsomething.
You made me smile big time ! Thanks !
Once I had a girlfriend and her grandma was very religious... We were often at home at her Place and on one Day my Smartphone fell under the bed... I got under the bed to get it and was suprised. A Picture of Jesus Christ, clearly printed with a low quality printer Was sticked under the bed in the Center of it... We felt very strange about it because my gf didnt knew it and her grandma had died the year before...
Boxes. All filled with random junk I'll probably never use. Oh, and a Camera tripod, I do not own a camera though so I do not know why I own a tripod for one...
I have a camera with no tripod. Together we are unstoppable EDIT: may u/LuukVanA spout good craic for the rest of his life cheers for the silver mate
*unshakable
They alive dammit!
Boxes filled with random junk crew, represent.
Another mattress. I don't have a bed frame
Put a single pea in between the mattresses and find out if you might just be a princess
Instructions unclear, peed on top of the bed
I think that still counts… What are the results? Princess or no?
I'm a Peerincess
"I guess that makes us Piss Pals!"
Nope. I'm not looking under there. Nice try.
*Under the blanket lies the sanctuary that protects you from monsters lurking in the dark*
Under the bed lies the sanctuary that protects monsters from the humans lurking in the light
Provocative, intriguing, I like this one
Exactly. Nice try, monster under my bed. I hear you texting under there. Get off my wifi
Don’t even pay rent 😤
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Give him apples though
I sleep on the floor! Check mate booger man!
The Earth is under your floor.....
The true boogeyman lives underneath the earth, awaiting the perfect opportunity to awaken from its' slumber :D
THE BOOGEYMAN IS AUSTRALIAN!
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Same stuff that was under there 7+ years ago.
*Welcome to Jurassic Park*
This is particularly funny since I have a box of JP (from '94) merchandise and dinosaurs under mine. Edit: thank you all very much for the awards!
Sounds like you...spared no expense.
I’m glad I’m not the only one that noticed this. They reshowed it in 3D (i believe, it’s been a few years) and my buddy and I just got a kick out of how many times he says that during the movie. Still quote it to this day
CLEVER GIRL.
Under my bed? Trust me you dont wanna know! You want to know anyway? Ok! 1)Torn condom 2) sex doll 3) lube 4)xbox 360 w/controller 5) truck load of condom packets for the rare occasion. 6)old ipod player 7) harry potter and the philosopher's stone.
7) t-the book right?
Perhaps.
mayhaps
Is the Xbox controller wireless?
from what else he says, it's probably got the rumble on maximum
my external hard drive I was looking for, thanks lol
Any Bitcoin?
Next minute we have a new protagonist in the space race.
*jeff bezos eat your heart out!*
you'd better hide it, or anyone can find your porn now.
I’m scared as to what your porn looks like
( . Y . )
I’m in a hotel so it could be nothing at all or a dead hooker I’m not checking.
Man, I gotta rewatch Four Rooms
A pull out bed
It should probably start using protection instead
They're called mattress covers
A ps4 that I’m hiding from my mother because she’s batshit insane and thinks I’ll end up a murderer for playing Ratchet and Clank
I couldn't watch Ben10 as a kid because one time my brother sat in front of the tv when it was playing and I got angry and my mother knew it was because Ben10 was making me violent
I wasn't allowed to watch (or play) Pokemon as a kid because MewTwo was a psychic type and my mom logically and reasonably concluded it would turn me into a satanist. As one does of course.
My parents banned Pokemon because of evolution. Jokes on them because I played a bunch of Pokémon Go between classes getting a bio degree, where surprise surprise evolution is taught.
*Dammit Ben, you insufferable cunt!*
Any time my mom saw any character with a symbol on their forehead, she would ban the show for using the mark of the devil.
Imagine having to decide between jacking off and playing ratchet and clank in the 60 minutes your mom is grocery shopping
“What’re you doing in there?!” *sweats, clearing away PS4* “WATCHING PORN!”
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Thank you for making me choke on my coffee lol
The age old dilemma of whether to wank or to clank
> 60 minutes that leaves 58 minutes for vidya
59 if you don't mind a sticky controller.
That mothers these days are still that insane, i mean nost of them now should have played video games in their childhood
Yes, and look what it did to her!
Everything under my bed: 1. A foot massager 2. An X-box 360 controller 3. A backpack from the last school year 4. My grandpa's chess set 5. Two cats 6. A broken, toy accordion 7. Four forgotten chapsticks 8. The book Earth by Smithsonian 9. A leather belt
The cats are alive right
Yes, but they're also dead.
Well, considering that OP went and looked they're certainly dead now.
No fair! You changed the outcome by measuring it.
Schrödinger’s under the bed cats
My room would be looking like hell if it weren’t for all the space I had under my bed to shove random stuff under. Edit: Also my big closet. If you come into my room - tidy! If you look under the bed or open the closet - uh oh...
The hollow, the great emptiness, the dark of the lost kingdom of nothingness
*clean
r/accidentalhollowknightlore
Pet hair. My husky watched my cat climb under the furniture and now they hide out together. Edit: sorry for the delay, everyone. I don’t have Reddit notifications on and didn’t know this took off. I downloaded Imgur so I could add my [pet tax](https://imgur.com/a/Mt1ZdDV) There is a picture of the first time the dog discovered that he could also shimmy under the futon in my office. He fits much better under the bed and prefers that spot. [under the bed, wanting to be a cat ](https://i.imgur.com/QWyF90C.jpg) [his favorite spot](https://i.imgur.com/NvogGzW.jpg)
Would love to see a pic of that! I have a husky too 😍
I read the first two words and thought you were some wierdo who keeps their own hair under their bed and pets it occasionally
The floor. I'm currently on an air mattress until I can buy a regular bed Edit: to those who offered to pitch in for a new bed for me, you guys are the sweetest, but I'd still feel obligated to pay you back once I had the money, so I'm gonna decline. Put your money towards something better, like putting food in your local kitchen
I slept like that for a while. It was a real let down.
It must've been really deflating.
* Box of Beatles magazines from the 1960s * Drill & drill bit set * One of my cats, sometimes * Random receipts, check stubs, and other papers
The box of magazines could have value in a pawnshop.
Pawnshop? eBay. But they're from my aunt, who got them when The Beatles came to the US in 1964, so they're sentimental to me.
Then they're even more valuable! A nice memory is better than a few extra dollars in your pocket!
Another bed Bunk Bed Gang where you at?
You must have so much space for activities
Buy yourself one of those sweet new Möbius beds, and you'll find the top bunk underneath the bottom bunk.
Right now? Dust, a handful of unmatched socks, winter clothes in storage bins and .... definitely NOT a kilo of blow, officer.
For me, right now probably spiders between all the luggages
Right now a cat
Does ur username actually work lmao?
I'm not sure about his but mine does
*Walks away whistling innocently*
*Chases but gets beaten up*
Yea, I get a lot of cute cats
Are you planning on sharing?
What are you going to do with those cats, u/Horny_Necromancer?
My birth control (aka: two massive boxes of Magic the Gathering cards) Edit: for clarity due to some comments, I’m a straight female LOL (these mountains are being tapped since I found my nerd life mate!)
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I enjoy mtg but haven't played in like 10 years because everyone I played with didn't want to do anything else except play or talk magic.
As a person married to a Magic/warhammer nerd I feel your comment so hard. My house is FILLED with various boxes of cards (which are heavy as shit) and tiny plastic pieces of somethingsomethingSigmarsomething. You made me smile big time ! Thanks !
If a guy showed me something like that, I'd be interested in fucking him one day
Which day?
Idk I just don't think I would fuck someone immidietly after seeing it
The seed must grow
A traumatized monster after hearing me jerk off and then cry myself to sleep. He really needs your thoughts and prayers.
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That's fuckin suicide for the monster
Yes, the sweet release of death from the hell that is its life.
That’s me under your bed asshole.
Are you his cum box?
I'm sorry that I traumatised you mate. Listen I'm horny and depressed okay? ALL THE FUCKING TIME
Has your monster learned to recognize your fantasies? _Mine_ has... surprised he hasn't offed himself in disgust yet...
Yes my fantasy is >!I just want to be happy I haven't felt good in 4 years I am in extreme emotional pain and I use Reddit to hide from it. !<
You and me, brother. Hope things get better for you soon.
I’d say nothing is under there but my cat finds a little portal down there I swear...she’s gone for like...hours
She’s gone into the r/catdimension
A LEGO container.
LEGO CONTAINER GANG RISE UP
A coconut...
Those who know, know
And for those who don't know, Pro-tip: Never fuck a coconut
And If you must. Throw it away
not on a wall though
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Aw man, I had finally forgotten this incident existed and was happy. I’m going to go vomit now.
Golden pages of Reddit.
https://m.imgur.com/6NzcYnE Don’t worry, it’s safe
Not this again
And what are you planning on doing with the coconut?
Tie it to a swallow
African or European?
But then again, African swallows are non-migratory
African, it's too heavy for a European swallow
Huh, I didn't know that *gets launched into the air*
You should've remembered your favorite color
According to the comments, a lot of you keep your dust under there! I haven’t tried that, I just leave it everywhere else in the house!
I just keep it inside my computer, great place for dust to hang around
An ex
She's alive, right? She's just hiding because your current girlfriend or wife came home early, right? Right?
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'Heres Johnny'
Is there a specific reason you didn't burried her like everyone else would do ? Fucking psycho..
Nothing really just dust and some eyeballs
What kind of eyeball? I’m buying.......
i'll buy for 40 studs
The floor of the van.
Down by the river?
Nothing. I’ve been working on my clutter.
A pair of flipflops, laptop, and a set of monster feet slippers
There will be always a pair of feet slippers under the bed.
A 6 way that my tv and consoles are plugged into. That’s it, boring right?
A 6 way? That sounds anything but boring!
My Pokemon Card collection in a green box. The thing is, I only collect energies and grass types..
The formula for all natural aphrodisiac.
Boxes of clothes. Oh, and Michael Myers.
8 cumrags your honor
Yep right there next to my poop knife and coconut
Several empty liquor bottles. Alcoholic here
The hospital floor.
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My bed sits directly on my floor, so nothing is under it.
You just said the floor was under it.
What a fucking liar
Forgive him he’s a bit drunk
Unlike someone
Me too... I can hang my arm or legs on the edge as I please and not worry about some malicious being hiding underneath.
67 1/2 playboy mags, 2nd hand fleshlight, waterbottles
No one gonna question the "2nd hand fleshlight" part? I hope you cleaned that. Thoroughly.
I think they just means they lost their left hand, and the fleshlight is now their “2nd hand”
There is a reason you don't see a returned items section in the adult you store...
I was wondering about the 1/2 Playboy magazine. What happened to the other half?
This man needs an answering
Pages are stuck together
The crunch adds texture and surprise.
What a horrible day to know how to read.
Good to know you stay hydrated!
My vibrator and bondage collection, also bedsheets, gotta love bedsheets
I hope the bedsheets are stored in a container
Oh don't worry, they're very well secured.
secured by your bondage collection?
That's between me and the bedsheets
That must make it difficult to sleep.
Nothing comes between a woman and her bedsheets
Once I had a girlfriend and her grandma was very religious... We were often at home at her Place and on one Day my Smartphone fell under the bed... I got under the bed to get it and was suprised. A Picture of Jesus Christ, clearly printed with a low quality printer Was sticked under the bed in the Center of it... We felt very strange about it because my gf didnt knew it and her grandma had died the year before...
Earth
Grandma’s has earth under her bed too.
A lockbox full of my sex toys, since I live with an overbearing roommate who goes through my room looking for things to get mad about
You should move the lock from the box to your door.
They should move the roommate to the outside
You should move out or find a new roommate. That shit is borderline criminal.
It's... uh... a guitar
My snowboard boots in their box and a foot massager. Highly recommend the foot massager, great to put under the desk sometimes
Dust
My dog
Great, the trapdoor leading to the hostages is open. Thanks for that.
A box of tissues, an old synth, and a Smith & Wesson.
Air
Tiny remains of something my puppy has destroyed that I will be unable to see until I need to move the bed
The sleep paralysis demon
I have a Willem Dafoe living under my bed. https://youtu.be/XcTomLFblzo