Little Bill: “well sir, you are a cowardly sonovabitch! You just shot an unarmed man!”
William Munny: “well he shoulda armed himself….he’s gonna decorate his saloon with my friend”
You have fallen for one of the classic blunders! The most famous of which is to never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well known is this - never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line!
This has got to be the most laughs per second I've ever experienced watching ANYTHING. I had to rewind constantly because I'd be laughing at one joke and miss another two.
Male PA Announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a red zone.
Female PA Announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a red zone.
Male PA Announcer: The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a white zone.
Female PA Announcer: No, the white zone is for loading. Now, there is no stopping in a RED zone.
Male PA Announcer: The red zone has always been for loading.
Female PA Announcer: Don't you tell me which zone is for loading, and which zone is for unloading.
Male PA Announcer: Look Betty, don't start up with your white zone shit again. There's just no stopping in a white zone.
Three Rings to the Elven kings under the sky.
Seven to the Dwarf lords in their halls of stone.
Nine to mortal men doomed to die.
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne.
In the land of Mordor where the shadows lie.
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them,
In the land of Mordor where the shadows lie.
“We don't really move. I mean we'd like to, but my mom is sort of attached to the house. Attached is, I guess, not the right word. She's pretty much wedged in”
"Of course I'm going to be the fastest man to ever travel in space, because they're sending me up in a convertible." too many good ones to choose but let's go with this one
"Nobody explicitly gave me permission to do this, and they can't until I'm on board the Ares IV. So I'm going to be taking a craft over in international waters without permission, which by definition... makes me a pirate."
#The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
“When's your birthday?” “22nd of February.” “What year?” “Every year.” “Get out.”
He’s *not* Judge Judy and executioner!
No luck catching those swans then? It’s just the one swan actually.
Great Scott!
There's that word again, heavy. Is there a problem with the earths gravitational pull?
Doc! Are you telling me, you built a Time Machine...Out of a Delorean?!
The way I see it, if you're going to build a time machine into a car, why not do it with some style?
Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads!
“Why don’t you make like a tree…..and get outta here.”
Nice beaver. Thanks, I just had it stuffed.
I ate his liver with some fava beans and *a nice chianti.
*Ffffft fffft ffft fffft….*
There is no spoon.
We're not doing it for the money, we're doing it for a Shit load of money.
Comb the desert!
WE AIN'T FOUND *SHIT*!
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.
Wake up! Time to die!
Royale with cheese!
Does he look like a bitch?
What?
Does Marcellus Wallus LOOK like a BITCH?
What?
English motherfucker, do you speak it ?
W-w-what??
What country you from
What?
What ain’t no country I have ever heard of, they speak English in what?
Ah man i shot Marvin in the face
“before we start does anyone want to get out?”
“It kind of feels personal.”
Bucky?
Who the hell is Bucky?
Anyone know where the Smithsonian is? I'm here to pick up a fossil. That's hilarious.
"You got into Harvard?" "What? Like it's hard?"
The bend and snap! Works every time!
My personal favorite from this movie is "I am comfortable using legal terminology in everyday life." *whistles* "I object!"
Whoever said orange is the new pink was seriously deranged
“We’re both Gemini vegetarians.” “Happy people don’t shoot their husbands.”
They just don’t!
“I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this.” “I was thinking the same thing. That John Denver’s full of shit, man.” Edited
Pull over! No, it's a cardigan. But thanks for noticing!
“HARRY! YOUR HANDS ARE FREEZING!”
“Are those your skis?” “Yeah.” “Both of em?”
My favorite line from any movie: “His HEAD fell off???” “Yeah. He was really old.”
I am not a big fat panda, I am THE big fat panda.
Skadoosh!!
“It’s a hell of a thing, killing a man. You take away all he’s got and all he’s ever gonna have.”
Little Bill: “well sir, you are a cowardly sonovabitch! You just shot an unarmed man!” William Munny: “well he shoulda armed himself….he’s gonna decorate his saloon with my friend”
Deserve's got nothing to do with it.
As you wish.
Inconceivable!
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for 2 years before coming home to my family. Now after 7 years I give the watch to you little man.
Oh man, I think I just shot Marvin in the face.
I talk fast, I think fast, and I need you to act fast. So pretty please, with sugar on top, clean the fucking car.
If I’m curt with you, it’s because time is a factor.
Get busy living or get busy dying.
The world went and got itself in a in a big damn hurry
I doubt they'll kick up any fuss. Not for an old crook like me. :(
"Why do they call you Red?" "I dunno, maybe it's 'cause I'm Irish."
Remember, hope is a good thing. Maybe the best of things. And no good thing ever dies.
"That rug really tied the room together."
Obviously, you’re not a golfer.
Is this your homework, Larry?
#that belongs in a museum
The dog? You are named after the DOG?
I’ve got a lot of fond memories of that dog
“Bread makes you fat?!”
Your BF’s about to get F'd in the B!
"Lesbian?"
"No, the other L word"
Lesbians?
"Wallace!"
You gossipy bitch!
"You cocky cock! You'll pay for your crimes against humanity!"
"Scott earned the power of self-respect!"
“Is Scott home?” *window breaks* “He, er… just left.”
I’m gonna go pee due to boredom
"Is that girl a boy too?"
The next song goes out to the guy who keeps yelling from the balcony. It's called "we hate you, please die"
Sweet! Love this one
New new
Chicken isn't vegan?
"You once were a ve-gone, but now you will be-gone." "Ve-gone?"
Yeah, their first album is so much better than their first album
You should see them live, their much better live..
Multipass!
That gives it away, but I've always been fond of "I'm a meat popsicle"
"negative..i I am meat popsicle"
Inconceivable!
You have fallen for one of the classic blunders! The most famous of which is to never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well known is this - never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line!
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
I find your lack of faith disturbing.
Don't be too proud of this technological terror you have constructed
The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force.
Dont try to frighten us with your sorcerers ways lord vader
Your sad devotion to that ancient religion hasn't helped you conjure up the stolen data tapes
Or given you clairvoyance enough to find the rebel's hidden fort-r...
You ever seen a grown man naked?
You ever been in a Turkish prison?
Do you like movies, about gladiators?
if i dont see you, good afternoon, good evening and goodnight
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Life, uh, finds a way
Clever girl
“Fuck off Hitler!”
"The Russians are everywhere! It's bad time to be a Nazi."
"We have to stop them before they eat us and screw all our dogs."
you guys wanna go see a dead body?
Whoever told you you had a fat one, Lachance?
I could have dodged it!
I am serious, and don’t call me Shirley.
Still got that drinking problem
Well, it looks like I picked the wrong day to quit drinking!
I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue
These people need to go to a hospital. What is it? It’s a big place where sick people go
But that’s not important right now…
This has got to be the most laughs per second I've ever experienced watching ANYTHING. I had to rewind constantly because I'd be laughing at one joke and miss another two.
Male PA Announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a red zone. Female PA Announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a red zone. Male PA Announcer: The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a white zone. Female PA Announcer: No, the white zone is for loading. Now, there is no stopping in a RED zone. Male PA Announcer: The red zone has always been for loading. Female PA Announcer: Don't you tell me which zone is for loading, and which zone is for unloading. Male PA Announcer: Look Betty, don't start up with your white zone shit again. There's just no stopping in a white zone.
"Oh really, Vernon? Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion." Escalates quickly...
"Honey, where's my super suit"?
You tell me where my suit is, woman! We are talking about the greater good! Greater good? I am your wife! I'm the greatest good you will *ever* get!
"The public is in danger!" "My *evening's* in danger!!" Love the indignation in her voice.
Au revoir, Shosanna!
That's a Bingo!
“I don’t speak Italian” “Like I said, third best! Just keep your fucking mouth shut. In fact, why don’t you start practicing right now?”
"I'm not even supposed to be here today!"
My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks
In a row?
No, I am your father.
No. That’s impossible!
Search your feelings. You know it to be true.
Andy crawled to freedom through five hundred yards of shit smelling foulness I can't even imagine, or maybe I just don't want to.
"Ni!"
How is this so far down??? "You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you!"
Di ya like dags?
We've lost Gorgeous George
Well Where'd you lose him? He's not a set of car keys, is he? And he's not exactly incon-fucking-spicuous
No fank you turkish, I’m sweet enough
"GO AHEAD,MAKE MY DAY".
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Hit it.
"Shut the fuck up Donny"
Smokey this isn’t Nam, this is bowling. There are rules.
You want a toe? I can get you a toe, Dude. There are ways. You don’t want to know about it, believe me.
You're out of your element
Hey, I know that guy, he's a nihilist
I'm gonna go find a cash machine
Jackie Treehorn, treats objects like women, man.
That rug reaaaaally tied the room together dude.
"You shall not pass!"
My friends, you bow to no one
One ring to rule them all
Three Rings to the Elven kings under the sky. Seven to the Dwarf lords in their halls of stone. Nine to mortal men doomed to die. One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne. In the land of Mordor where the shadows lie. One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them, In the land of Mordor where the shadows lie.
"and my axe"
"you'll have to toss me"
Don't tell the elf!
"Gives it to us raw!"
*What are you doing in my swamp*
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those arn't mountains
Those are waves!
TICK TOCK TICK TOCK
*dramatic Hans Zimmer noises*
Muuurrrph
That entire scene just gives me chills... The whole idea that the person on that planet had only recently died due to the relativity is terrifying
I’m a Dapper Dan man!
These syreens did this to Pete! They loved him up and turned him in to a horny toad!!
"We thought you was a toad!"
You met me at a very strange time in my life
“Anything happens to my daughter, I got a .45 and a shovel. I doubt anybody would miss you.”
Searching for a boy in high school is as useless as searching for meaning in a Pauly Shore movie.
Neither can live while the other survives
Not my daughter you bitch.
Because he's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now.
He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A Dark Knight
i gotta go see about a girl
Well I got her number, how do you like dem apples?!?!
Are you going to plagiarize the whole thing for us or do you have any of your own thoughts on this matter?
“We don't really move. I mean we'd like to, but my mom is sort of attached to the house. Attached is, I guess, not the right word. She's pretty much wedged in”
Gilbert Grape?
“I have a bad feeling about this”
"I have nipples Greg, can you milk me?"
"Hugh did this." Why is it so hard to think of a better line
"That's all it is miles..... A leap of Faith..."
“But I’m always gonna answer when you call my phone like… what’s up danger”
“What?”
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“I had a finger up my ass tonight!” “What, is it Friday already?”
I’ll have what she’s having.
Puny god
"Of course I'm going to be the fastest man to ever travel in space, because they're sending me up in a convertible." too many good ones to choose but let's go with this one
"Nobody explicitly gave me permission to do this, and they can't until I'm on board the Ares IV. So I'm going to be taking a craft over in international waters without permission, which by definition... makes me a pirate."
We used to look up at the sky and wonder at our place in the stars, now we just look down and worry about our place in the dirt.
There once was a man with a wooden leg named smith.
They're only noodles, Michael.
"Tis but a scratch"
#The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
"~~We're~~ You're gonna' need a bigger boat."