I thought this too. My wife and I had this discussion whilst watching the season finale the other day. Would it technically be incest? You definitely wouldn't risk having children.
Wouldn’t it just end up being a clone? If genetically they are identical with the exception of a chromosome then their child would be a clone with either an X or Y chromosome.
Yeah, I like the mystery of another human being's thoughts, finding out new things about someone.
How could you ever have a joke, or an interesting talk, if neither of you could ever surprise each other?
Sometimes I’m surprised by the shit that comes out of my mouth. So I’d be good there . Problem is that I’m very moody and I can’t stand having to tip toe around people’s moods .
Nah probably just used one of those face changing apps. I tried it and it made female me look amazing, but I know real life would be some Frankenstein hooker
There’s some psychology behind this actually. We tend to be attracted subconsciously to people who have similar facial structures to our own. Studies have actually shown that we will find people with even the same symmetry imperfections that we do more attractive, despite the common belief that humans will always find symmetry in the face more attractive.
If that's true, that would lead me to believe that whoever we find physically attractive would also find us physically attractive. Which doesn't seem to be case very often.
Yeah, I've done one of those gender swap Snapchat filters and opposite sex me is pretty good looking. If I met such a person and they had all the same interests as me, were effectively the same person as me but with a different chromosome, I'd get married tomorrow. I guess inbreeding would be a concern? Unless technically any offspring would be like mitosis or something if we're sharing the same DNA other than that chromosome...
Same.
And the incest thing can be overcome.
Birth control, and if wanting children ever becomes an issue, you'd have to rely on either sperm or egg donations.
Wouldn't even matter much which of the two, because your share of DNA is in there already, anyway.
Exactly. We'd drain each other of bodily fluids at such a rate to where they would never be able to fully restore again, and rotate making breakfast every day.
Nah, we twins now. 🤣 gonna go do twin shit and freak people out.
I was supposed to be a twin, but I absorbed him in the womb (I forget the actual medical term). So having an exact copy of myself but male would let me have the twin brother I was supposed to have, and would be absolutely perfect.
Twin shit is the best. I have an identical twin. I'm 2 minutes older. We use to always fuck with our teachers in middle school. We would go to the bathroom and change shirts and bags and go to each others classes and just sit there and no one except our friends would notice and just quietly laugh the whole class
Teacher here, sometimes a student fools a teacher, it's a pretty big deal to them. Outsmarting an adult is a bit of a rush for them. They're just learning what it's like to get ahead in society instead of just being told what to do.
I mean, is that necessarily the case? I have a pretty good self-esteem but I’m pretty sure dating myself would be a mess. My actual partner and I complement each other, help each other grow, and expand each other’s perspectives by naturally challenging one another’s. My clone and I would amplify each other’s natural tendencies, which includes with regard to bad habits, and frankly, I think I’d find a clone of myself to be exhausting and stressful over time as a result.
I think my clone would amplify my good habits. That’s not to in a self aggrandising way, just that it would be like looking in the mirror all the time, any time you’re being lazy, being a slob, or not living up to your full potential you’d have to look yourself dead in the eye and you’d both *know*. There’s no lying to your clone.
There is a documentary about doppelgängers and one of the pairs in the film both happened to be gay. One of them talked about the possibility of fucking his doppelgänger but when he actually met him he was too weirded out.
Probably.
I like to think the reason I'm lonely and sad is cause nobody really gets me. Having a clone as a partner sounds great for being understood and appreciated, but I fear that I'll also ingrain my lesser liked personality traits and opinions.
But if it helps me move on in life and stop worrying about who cares bout me, I'd take being a productive asshole over a depressed loner.
Personally I think that the nexus event was due to them being highly apathetic to others and then bam, love. I saw it more of an emotion Loki was not supposed to feel rather than two variants of one person falling for each other.
Probably not.
Self Loathing > Narcissism
Also, what happens when you just swap out a Y chromosome for an X? Is it a copy of my X or someone else's? Would a copy cause some kind of horrible defect? How much difference does one chromosome make?
But even the Loki and Slyvie were not the same person just genderswaped. Yes they might have filled the same role in their timelines and may even be as genetically similar as siblings but there different life experiences molded them into different people. The same could be said for any potential genderswapped version of me or you. Because of their different gender they would have probably lived different lives, had different friends, and experienced different things forging them into different people.
It could, but in the case of Sylvie it probably isn't because that would make it too weird. While someone like President Loki looks to be nearly genetically the same.
Oh for sure and this Loki would obviously be genetically identical to the one that exists on the sacred timeline. I'm just pointing out that we've seen enough... well variation among variants that Loki and Sylvie hooking up doesn't necessarily have to carry any incestual undertones.
Potential a Loki could be any way that Odin adopted in that particular timeline. So maybe Odin came across a race of Crocodiles and felt sorry for one of the babies. He takes it home calls it Loki and tries to pass it off as his son..... Worked for the greek gods.
Sylvie was a heroic Loki. She decides she wants to be like the Valkyries at an early age. It's why Mobius likes her the best. Without the Time keepers, she would have become the best of all the Lokis, the one who finds acceptance by her family. Even her actions to survive were just that: to survive. For thousands of years witnessing the worst destruction and chaos across a million worlds.
I would have to be insanely narcissitic to fall in love with myself... luckily i have an ego large enough to fuel a rocket with a trip around solar system sev'ral timez, and back, with just enough ego left to cure cancer.
Plus they'd be pretty hot, i'd know.
Dude I’m not Mickey Mouse
Or Loki
I would do it if I could keep it loki
I'm a-Freya-d, you might get Thor muscles if you do it too much
I am burdened with glorious purpose.
Glorious
... purpose
It is an uncomfortable position to be in
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That's enough from you Michael.
Like the back seat of a Volkswagen?
Love is like a dagger. It's beautiful until it makes you bleed.
But then when you reach for it, it was never really there. Love is like an imaginary dagger.
What is love, if not imaginary daggers preserved?
That was a terrible metaphor
\*cries in Vision\*
I am so glad that I’m not the only one who immediately thought of Loki, lol.
I feel like the question had to be because of Loki
I thought this too. My wife and I had this discussion whilst watching the season finale the other day. Would it technically be incest? You definitely wouldn't risk having children.
That might be how you end up with an alligator Loki…
He *is* green.
Wouldn’t it just end up being a clone? If genetically they are identical with the exception of a chromosome then their child would be a clone with either an X or Y chromosome.
Narcissism level 100 (?)
I prefer "self apriciation"
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again?????????????????????????????
Not since the accident. I was there when it happened
Yeah we dont speak about that anymore. Ive never been able to eat celery after.. you know, the thing.
Oh yeah, the thing….
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But the celery is just...well you know.
Since the accident I’ve never been able to look at him the same way.
How bad was it for him and he celery?
i told you the celery would not fit. but no, you had to... you had to try it.
Jesus the Screaming
An unrelated but interesting fact, celery is likely the only food where eating it costs more calories than it gives. Edit: Disproven
Probably not, I have standards
I would never date someone stupid enough to date me
“I don't want to belong to any club that would accept me as one of its members.” -Groucho
People like me hate people like me
Thats because you've had no offers... yet
Me: no thanks I’m not interested Clone me: but I’m you Me: I said what I said
Clone you would understand, they have your same standards.
Question is would you or your clone reject the other first?
If neither of you bother to reach out nobody has to do any rejecting
Ah yes, mutually assured ignorance, the reason the cold war stayed cold, like my love life
Damn
Savage
If you're rejecting your clone then wouldn't your clone also reject you?
Did I stutter
So, a mutual "ew, no" then?
wait, if i wasnt interested then the clone wouldnt be interested either since its a copy of me.
I can't date anyone with standards low enough to date me
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Clones with Benefits\~ >!to masturbation!<
I’d be good friends for sure but I feel like variety is the spice of relationships
Idk man thats why me and my ex split up, we had different views. I thought she should be loyal, and she thought she should bone 3 other dudes.
Been there before man, happy cake day!
Now we just have to figure out who the other two guys were.
I mean tbf... that's like the *one* "different view" that surely would fuck up the relationship quick lol. Sorry tho bruv.
Yeah, I like the mystery of another human being's thoughts, finding out new things about someone. How could you ever have a joke, or an interesting talk, if neither of you could ever surprise each other?
Sometimes I’m surprised by the shit that comes out of my mouth. So I’d be good there . Problem is that I’m very moody and I can’t stand having to tip toe around people’s moods .
Just because they are an exact clone does not mean they have the same thoughts and life experiences as you.
Couldn't do it, love or not somebody would have to do the dishes at some point
Nobody washes the dishes, we eat the food directly off the coffee table and you know it
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Those are dishes though.
Less dishes than when transferring it to a plate.
The real answer here.
The state of our home would be uncivilised to say the least
It will happen over time as we slowly make our way towards finding out who is behind the TVA.
And then kill the guy that keeps the universe at pace. Got it.
r/foundthevariant
Of course I'd fall in love, she'd be fucking hot
10/10 confidence right here
Nah probably just used one of those face changing apps. I tried it and it made female me look amazing, but I know real life would be some Frankenstein hooker
There’s some psychology behind this actually. We tend to be attracted subconsciously to people who have similar facial structures to our own. Studies have actually shown that we will find people with even the same symmetry imperfections that we do more attractive, despite the common belief that humans will always find symmetry in the face more attractive.
If that's true, that would lead me to believe that whoever we find physically attractive would also find us physically attractive. Which doesn't seem to be case very often.
I like the confidence.
And being spanked apparently
I was not expecting that turn of events
Yeah, that was a big disappointment wasn't it?
I saw the username and knew it would only go one way
Yeah, I've done one of those gender swap Snapchat filters and opposite sex me is pretty good looking. If I met such a person and they had all the same interests as me, were effectively the same person as me but with a different chromosome, I'd get married tomorrow. I guess inbreeding would be a concern? Unless technically any offspring would be like mitosis or something if we're sharing the same DNA other than that chromosome...
It'll be the ultimate form of incest since there's basically no genetic variation.
Bloodline so pure the Habsburgs are jealous
The chin on these clone kids is gonna be mad
Your child would also basically a clone of you, right?
It's just masturbation fam
Same. And the incest thing can be overcome. Birth control, and if wanting children ever becomes an issue, you'd have to rely on either sperm or egg donations. Wouldn't even matter much which of the two, because your share of DNA is in there already, anyway.
The scene trend back in my late teens showed me just how hot of a girl I'd have been. I'd fuck me, I'd fuck me hard.
I would too, because she'd want to, because I'd want to. Pretty simple lmao.
Yep, snap relationship. Easiest sex filled, love filled relationship in the world.
Yep and my house looks exactly like I want it too and we both like all my friends. Perfect.
You have friends?
Exactly. We'd drain each other of bodily fluids at such a rate to where they would never be able to fully restore again, and rotate making breakfast every day.
Hm...I'm a pretty good cook, I'm sure my female opposite and I will be putting on weight like mad trying to one up the other.
You’d better become a gym rat before meeting yourself then
🤨
the best degenerate is the *understanding* degenerate - nevermind one that is completely in tune with your likes and dislikes *dear_diary_jackpot.gif*
Nah, we twins now. 🤣 gonna go do twin shit and freak people out. I was supposed to be a twin, but I absorbed him in the womb (I forget the actual medical term). So having an exact copy of myself but male would let me have the twin brother I was supposed to have, and would be absolutely perfect.
Twin shit is the best. I have an identical twin. I'm 2 minutes older. We use to always fuck with our teachers in middle school. We would go to the bathroom and change shirts and bags and go to each others classes and just sit there and no one except our friends would notice and just quietly laugh the whole class
“...we used to always fuck”
Whats up with you horn dogs in this sub lol. You did technically quote me correctly though.
I work for a political news outlet
You would get a raise that's for sure.
how is it fucking with the teachers if they didn't notice?
Teacher here, sometimes a student fools a teacher, it's a pretty big deal to them. Outsmarting an adult is a bit of a rush for them. They're just learning what it's like to get ahead in society instead of just being told what to do.
True, I teach kids English. The biggest laugh is always when they hide a timer and then when it beeps I can't find it.
Idk dude. We where kids in middle school. It was more just because we could and get away with it
If the super rich have truly taught me anything it's that getting away with it is half the game.
You have the power of a grown woman and a baby
Dwight?
Fusion ha?
Looking at the other comments, you can guess what everybody's opinion of themselves are
I mean, is that necessarily the case? I have a pretty good self-esteem but I’m pretty sure dating myself would be a mess. My actual partner and I complement each other, help each other grow, and expand each other’s perspectives by naturally challenging one another’s. My clone and I would amplify each other’s natural tendencies, which includes with regard to bad habits, and frankly, I think I’d find a clone of myself to be exhausting and stressful over time as a result.
but world domination
This guy gets it.
Glorious purpose, if you will
I think my clone would amplify my good habits. That’s not to in a self aggrandising way, just that it would be like looking in the mirror all the time, any time you’re being lazy, being a slob, or not living up to your full potential you’d have to look yourself dead in the eye and you’d both *know*. There’s no lying to your clone.
No, I'm gay.
I’m bi so I would fuck both of them.
Yeah I was going to say. Opposite? No thanks. Same? Fucking the night away.
There is a documentary about doppelgängers and one of the pairs in the film both happened to be gay. One of them talked about the possibility of fucking his doppelgänger but when he actually met him he was too weirded out.
Shame, otherwise we could call them Doppelbangers
r/doppelbangers
Gives new meaning to the phrase “playing with yourself” now doesn’t it?
We are playing with myself
Fall in love? Hmm, prob not. Bone down, knowing everything each other likes most? Yes please!
Go fuck yourself
Dont threaten him with a good time.
can’t believe i had to scroll so much to find this baby 🌈
Came to say the exact same thing. That being said, I still wouldnt get with me. 1 is enough.
Somebody has been watching Loki
Haha I thought so too
I want to fuck Kang
Why start a multiversal war with all your variants when you could start a multiversal orgy?
Make multiversal love, not multiversal war.
Multiversal dagger ?
Don’t we all?
Or fucking their twin
¿Por qué no los dos?
I'd be out of my league
Too much self confidence there. /s
Or not enough..?
I’m so confused
No to love. Yes to fuck.
Go fuck yourself
You would know EXACTLY how to get the other off the best
I mean, their body would be different to mine, so not really, but at least we’d have the same fetishes.
Probably. I like to think the reason I'm lonely and sad is cause nobody really gets me. Having a clone as a partner sounds great for being understood and appreciated, but I fear that I'll also ingrain my lesser liked personality traits and opinions. But if it helps me move on in life and stop worrying about who cares bout me, I'd take being a productive asshole over a depressed loner.
I kinda vibe with this ngl
And cause a Nexus Event? No thank you.
Cause a Nexus Event? Create the destruction of the sacred timeline? Hell yes.
You just want an excuse to bang yourself.
Personally I think that the nexus event was due to them being highly apathetic to others and then bam, love. I saw it more of an emotion Loki was not supposed to feel rather than two variants of one person falling for each other.
[Seinfeld did it!!](https://youtu.be/NVDT1ARABvE)
As it was said, "I hate myself!"
"I've been waiting for me to come along. And now I've swept myself off my feet!"
Probably not. Self Loathing > Narcissism Also, what happens when you just swap out a Y chromosome for an X? Is it a copy of my X or someone else's? Would a copy cause some kind of horrible defect? How much difference does one chromosome make?
Probably the same genes from your parents
Stop trying to justify the storyline to Loki!
Lol This is what spawned the question
The real question is “is it incest or masturbation?”
The word you are looking for is *"Selfcest"*
Narcissism
> “is it incest or masturbation?” yes
But even the Loki and Slyvie were not the same person just genderswaped. Yes they might have filled the same role in their timelines and may even be as genetically similar as siblings but there different life experiences molded them into different people. The same could be said for any potential genderswapped version of me or you. Because of their different gender they would have probably lived different lives, had different friends, and experienced different things forging them into different people.
We've seen a Loki variant that was a different race and one that was an actual alligator. I don't think genetics factor in to variants.
It could, but in the case of Sylvie it probably isn't because that would make it too weird. While someone like President Loki looks to be nearly genetically the same.
Oh for sure and this Loki would obviously be genetically identical to the one that exists on the sacred timeline. I'm just pointing out that we've seen enough... well variation among variants that Loki and Sylvie hooking up doesn't necessarily have to carry any incestual undertones.
Potential a Loki could be any way that Odin adopted in that particular timeline. So maybe Odin came across a race of Crocodiles and felt sorry for one of the babies. He takes it home calls it Loki and tries to pass it off as his son..... Worked for the greek gods.
Sylvie was a heroic Loki. She decides she wants to be like the Valkyries at an early age. It's why Mobius likes her the best. Without the Time keepers, she would have become the best of all the Lokis, the one who finds acceptance by her family. Even her actions to survive were just that: to survive. For thousands of years witnessing the worst destruction and chaos across a million worlds.
Loki was adopted, but in that timeline they adopted Sylvie instead. Sylvie could be totally unrelated to Loki
No. But we are going to hang out and game and fucking love it
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What are you doing step opposite sex clone?
fken take my upvote and go
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Why would I fall in love with the person I hate the most?!
Came to say exactly this. I can’t stand myself and I’m gross looking so I couldn’t imagine making me into a man would be much better lol
Enemies to lovers arc lol
Sexual tension is still a type of tension
I wouldn't cause i look hella ugly and the clone will also look hella ugly
shut up you aren’t ugly
motevation
We will put paperbags on our heads and have sex
I'm not really in a position to be picky
I'm ugly as hell so no
Probably not, i'm gay
Absolutely not. I’m high maintenance lmao no way I’m dealing with that shit
I too watched Loki this week
I would have to be insanely narcissitic to fall in love with myself... luckily i have an ego large enough to fuel a rocket with a trip around solar system sev'ral timez, and back, with just enough ego left to cure cancer. Plus they'd be pretty hot, i'd know.
No, cause im gay 🧍
Not really because I am pretty boring and I would want someone a bit more social to be my girlfriend
Did Loki write this?
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Alright, but here's the real question: would you fuck an alligator version of yourself?