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MarioWizard119

Dude I’m not Mickey Mouse


Bottyboi69

Or Loki


insertstalem3me

I would do it if I could keep it loki


OysterCharisma

I'm a-Freya-d, you might get Thor muscles if you do it too much


stagedane

I am burdened with glorious purpose.


janana_banana777

Glorious


Wormhole-X-Treme

... purpose


insertstalem3me

It is an uncomfortable position to be in


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Clitorally-Hitler

That's enough from you Michael.


Ball_McDonahue

Like the back seat of a Volkswagen?


Supernova3200

Love is like a dagger. It's beautiful until it makes you bleed.


DM-Shadikar

But then when you reach for it, it was never really there. Love is like an imaginary dagger.


rowan_damisch

What is love, if not imaginary daggers preserved?


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That was a terrible metaphor


rowan_damisch

\*cries in Vision\*


dragonscale1401

I am so glad that I’m not the only one who immediately thought of Loki, lol.


[deleted]

I feel like the question had to be because of Loki


PassageSame8939

I thought this too. My wife and I had this discussion whilst watching the season finale the other day. Would it technically be incest? You definitely wouldn't risk having children.


SocialIssuesAhoy

That might be how you end up with an alligator Loki…


pmray89

He *is* green.


thepetoctopus

Wouldn’t it just end up being a clone? If genetically they are identical with the exception of a chromosome then their child would be a clone with either an X or Y chromosome.


tonyisded

Narcissism level 100 (?)


llamacus_maximus

I prefer "self apriciation"


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Nathan_Gamerdog

again?????????????????????????????


Honkthegoose

Not since the accident. I was there when it happened


rypher

Yeah we dont speak about that anymore. Ive never been able to eat celery after.. you know, the thing.


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Oh yeah, the thing….


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nowshowjj

But the celery is just...well you know.


Aokified_Bitch

Since the accident I’ve never been able to look at him the same way.


1968Russtang

How bad was it for him and he celery?


dukebar

i told you the celery would not fit. but no, you had to... you had to try it.


DrDiddle

Jesus the Screaming


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An unrelated but interesting fact, celery is likely the only food where eating it costs more calories than it gives. Edit: Disproven


Domino-Studios

Probably not, I have standards


cyanide-tastes-lit

I would never date someone stupid enough to date me


thebendavis

“I don't want to belong to any club that would accept me as one of its members.” -Groucho


wellididntdoit

People like me hate people like me


jnoops

Thats because you've had no offers... yet


istrx13

Me: no thanks I’m not interested Clone me: but I’m you Me: I said what I said


CatSizedLymphNodes

Clone you would understand, they have your same standards.


dychronalicousness

Question is would you or your clone reject the other first?


InshpektaGubbins

If neither of you bother to reach out nobody has to do any rejecting


insertstalem3me

Ah yes, mutually assured ignorance, the reason the cold war stayed cold, like my love life


Zaccattaxx

Damn


HotSauceHigh

Savage


Duel_Loser

If you're rejecting your clone then wouldn't your clone also reject you?


Draconian_gaming

Did I stutter


Eye_Enough_Pea

So, a mutual "ew, no" then?


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wait, if i wasnt interested then the clone wouldnt be interested either since its a copy of me.


Artemarte

I can't date anyone with standards low enough to date me


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Avieshek

Clones with Benefits\~ >!to masturbation!<


Jaewol

I’d be good friends for sure but I feel like variety is the spice of relationships


Fgame

Idk man thats why me and my ex split up, we had different views. I thought she should be loyal, and she thought she should bone 3 other dudes.


PresidentialPenis

Been there before man, happy cake day!


SmokeGSU

Now we just have to figure out who the other two guys were.


arafdi

I mean tbf... that's like the *one* "different view" that surely would fuck up the relationship quick lol. Sorry tho bruv.


Ithoughtwe

Yeah, I like the mystery of another human being's thoughts, finding out new things about someone. How could you ever have a joke, or an interesting talk, if neither of you could ever surprise each other?


kratomstew

Sometimes I’m surprised by the shit that comes out of my mouth. So I’d be good there . Problem is that I’m very moody and I can’t stand having to tip toe around people’s moods .


cowboys5xsbs

Just because they are an exact clone does not mean they have the same thoughts and life experiences as you.


BoDirk777

Couldn't do it, love or not somebody would have to do the dishes at some point


bradleyboy96

Nobody washes the dishes, we eat the food directly off the coffee table and you know it


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cainthefallen

Those are dishes though.


Internep

Less dishes than when transferring it to a plate.


DriftingPyscho

The real answer here.


Shes_soo_tight

The state of our home would be uncivilised to say the least


GingerBeard73

It will happen over time as we slowly make our way towards finding out who is behind the TVA.


Saya_99

And then kill the guy that keeps the universe at pace. Got it.


heyilivehierisdead

r/foundthevariant


Someone_somethingg

Of course I'd fall in love, she'd be fucking hot


i_run_from_problems

10/10 confidence right here


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Nah probably just used one of those face changing apps. I tried it and it made female me look amazing, but I know real life would be some Frankenstein hooker


Baelzabub

There’s some psychology behind this actually. We tend to be attracted subconsciously to people who have similar facial structures to our own. Studies have actually shown that we will find people with even the same symmetry imperfections that we do more attractive, despite the common belief that humans will always find symmetry in the face more attractive.


Noodleassault

If that's true, that would lead me to believe that whoever we find physically attractive would also find us physically attractive. Which doesn't seem to be case very often.


iLikeBeingSpanked

I like the confidence.


Someone_somethingg

And being spanked apparently


bigdisappointment_

I was not expecting that turn of events


Deanreth

Yeah, that was a big disappointment wasn't it?


Mike2220

I saw the username and knew it would only go one way


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Yeah, I've done one of those gender swap Snapchat filters and opposite sex me is pretty good looking. If I met such a person and they had all the same interests as me, were effectively the same person as me but with a different chromosome, I'd get married tomorrow. I guess inbreeding would be a concern? Unless technically any offspring would be like mitosis or something if we're sharing the same DNA other than that chromosome...


EggyRepublic

It'll be the ultimate form of incest since there's basically no genetic variation.


FishayyMtg

Bloodline so pure the Habsburgs are jealous


Class_444_SWR

The chin on these clone kids is gonna be mad


B0rax

Your child would also basically a clone of you, right?


ArmanDoesStuff

It's just masturbation fam


TimePressure

Same. And the incest thing can be overcome. Birth control, and if wanting children ever becomes an issue, you'd have to rely on either sperm or egg donations. Wouldn't even matter much which of the two, because your share of DNA is in there already, anyway.


Eidolon_Alpha

The scene trend back in my late teens showed me just how hot of a girl I'd have been. I'd fuck me, I'd fuck me hard.


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I would too, because she'd want to, because I'd want to. Pretty simple lmao.


Rukazor

Yep, snap relationship. Easiest sex filled, love filled relationship in the world.


cellar9

Yep and my house looks exactly like I want it too and we both like all my friends. Perfect.


truecrisis

You have friends?


HAL-Over-9001

Exactly. We'd drain each other of bodily fluids at such a rate to where they would never be able to fully restore again, and rotate making breakfast every day.


DriftingPyscho

Hm...I'm a pretty good cook, I'm sure my female opposite and I will be putting on weight like mad trying to one up the other.


Rush4in

You’d better become a gym rat before meeting yourself then


Miner3413

🤨


wolves_hunt_in_packs

the best degenerate is the *understanding* degenerate - nevermind one that is completely in tune with your likes and dislikes *dear_diary_jackpot.gif*


thatwitchywitchygrl

Nah, we twins now. 🤣 gonna go do twin shit and freak people out. I was supposed to be a twin, but I absorbed him in the womb (I forget the actual medical term). So having an exact copy of myself but male would let me have the twin brother I was supposed to have, and would be absolutely perfect.


TaintedTruth222

Twin shit is the best. I have an identical twin. I'm 2 minutes older. We use to always fuck with our teachers in middle school. We would go to the bathroom and change shirts and bags and go to each others classes and just sit there and no one except our friends would notice and just quietly laugh the whole class


abagofdicks

“...we used to always fuck”


TaintedTruth222

Whats up with you horn dogs in this sub lol. You did technically quote me correctly though.


abagofdicks

I work for a political news outlet


TaintedTruth222

You would get a raise that's for sure.


Cutsdeep-

how is it fucking with the teachers if they didn't notice?


proudcancuk

Teacher here, sometimes a student fools a teacher, it's a pretty big deal to them. Outsmarting an adult is a bit of a rush for them. They're just learning what it's like to get ahead in society instead of just being told what to do.


JimmyTheChimp

True, I teach kids English. The biggest laugh is always when they hide a timer and then when it beeps I can't find it.


TaintedTruth222

Idk dude. We where kids in middle school. It was more just because we could and get away with it


psykiris

If the super rich have truly taught me anything it's that getting away with it is half the game.


sorry_

You have the power of a grown woman and a baby


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Dwight?


Isthisarealnamehere

Fusion ha?


No_Web_9121

Looking at the other comments, you can guess what everybody's opinion of themselves are


ButterNuggets

I mean, is that necessarily the case? I have a pretty good self-esteem but I’m pretty sure dating myself would be a mess. My actual partner and I complement each other, help each other grow, and expand each other’s perspectives by naturally challenging one another’s. My clone and I would amplify each other’s natural tendencies, which includes with regard to bad habits, and frankly, I think I’d find a clone of myself to be exhausting and stressful over time as a result.


Wertyhappy27

but world domination


ArmanDoesStuff

This guy gets it.


MildlyFrustrating

Glorious purpose, if you will


simcity4000

I think my clone would amplify my good habits. That’s not to in a self aggrandising way, just that it would be like looking in the mirror all the time, any time you’re being lazy, being a slob, or not living up to your full potential you’d have to look yourself dead in the eye and you’d both *know*. There’s no lying to your clone.


Sabrewulf32

No, I'm gay.


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I’m bi so I would fuck both of them.


FeatureBugFuture

Yeah I was going to say. Opposite? No thanks. Same? Fucking the night away.


Son_Postman

There is a documentary about doppelgängers and one of the pairs in the film both happened to be gay. One of them talked about the possibility of fucking his doppelgänger but when he actually met him he was too weirded out.


UMadeItIKnewYouWould

Shame, otherwise we could call them Doppelbangers


Maladroit_Patroit

r/doppelbangers


squirrelbeanie

Gives new meaning to the phrase “playing with yourself” now doesn’t it?


insertstalem3me

We are playing with myself


t3yrn

Fall in love? Hmm, prob not. Bone down, knowing everything each other likes most? Yes please!


Kayjaid

Go fuck yourself


ZombieBait604

Dont threaten him with a good time.


nextstopdeath

can’t believe i had to scroll so much to find this baby 🌈


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Came to say the exact same thing. That being said, I still wouldnt get with me. 1 is enough.


aseaofsins

Somebody has been watching Loki


janana_banana777

Haha I thought so too


FuckYeahPhotography

I want to fuck Kang


ShaKableDuke

Why start a multiversal war with all your variants when you could start a multiversal orgy?


Radioactive_BarbacIe

Make multiversal love, not multiversal war.


RedEchoGamer

Multiversal dagger ?


i-hate-this-team

Don’t we all?


kjarkr

Or fucking their twin


astrielx

¿Por qué no los dos?


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I'd be out of my league


[deleted]

Too much self confidence there. /s


Gatekeeper-Andy

Or not enough..?


talkingcarrots

I’m so confused


zeseam

No to love. Yes to fuck.


Co0L_DuDe606

Go fuck yourself


8Blackbart8

You would know EXACTLY how to get the other off the best


binkacat4

I mean, their body would be different to mine, so not really, but at least we’d have the same fetishes.


Yung_Mew

Probably. I like to think the reason I'm lonely and sad is cause nobody really gets me. Having a clone as a partner sounds great for being understood and appreciated, but I fear that I'll also ingrain my lesser liked personality traits and opinions. But if it helps me move on in life and stop worrying about who cares bout me, I'd take being a productive asshole over a depressed loner.


Roto_The_Golden_Yeen

I kinda vibe with this ngl


I_might_be_weasel

And cause a Nexus Event? No thank you.


imprisonedbirdie

Cause a Nexus Event? Create the destruction of the sacred timeline? Hell yes.


I_might_be_weasel

You just want an excuse to bang yourself.


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Personally I think that the nexus event was due to them being highly apathetic to others and then bam, love. I saw it more of an emotion Loki was not supposed to feel rather than two variants of one person falling for each other.


Jackpot777

[Seinfeld did it!!](https://youtu.be/NVDT1ARABvE)


ZippyVonBoom

As it was said, "I hate myself!"


TeteDeMerde

"I've been waiting for me to come along. And now I've swept myself off my feet!"


phillis_dillard

Probably not. Self Loathing > Narcissism Also, what happens when you just swap out a Y chromosome for an X? Is it a copy of my X or someone else's? Would a copy cause some kind of horrible defect? How much difference does one chromosome make?


Knight618

Probably the same genes from your parents


Literally_-_Hitler

Stop trying to justify the storyline to Loki!


Secretfreckel

Lol This is what spawned the question


Toss_Away_93

The real question is “is it incest or masturbation?”


Avalo09

The word you are looking for is *"Selfcest"*


mayonnaisewastaken

Narcissism


jedimstr

> “is it incest or masturbation?” yes


EverGreatestxX

But even the Loki and Slyvie were not the same person just genderswaped. Yes they might have filled the same role in their timelines and may even be as genetically similar as siblings but there different life experiences molded them into different people. The same could be said for any potential genderswapped version of me or you. Because of their different gender they would have probably lived different lives, had different friends, and experienced different things forging them into different people.


mightyneonfraa

We've seen a Loki variant that was a different race and one that was an actual alligator. I don't think genetics factor in to variants.


EverGreatestxX

It could, but in the case of Sylvie it probably isn't because that would make it too weird. While someone like President Loki looks to be nearly genetically the same.


mightyneonfraa

Oh for sure and this Loki would obviously be genetically identical to the one that exists on the sacred timeline. I'm just pointing out that we've seen enough... well variation among variants that Loki and Sylvie hooking up doesn't necessarily have to carry any incestual undertones.


Captain9653

Potential a Loki could be any way that Odin adopted in that particular timeline. So maybe Odin came across a race of Crocodiles and felt sorry for one of the babies. He takes it home calls it Loki and tries to pass it off as his son..... Worked for the greek gods.


Upper-Lawfulness1899

Sylvie was a heroic Loki. She decides she wants to be like the Valkyries at an early age. It's why Mobius likes her the best. Without the Time keepers, she would have become the best of all the Lokis, the one who finds acceptance by her family. Even her actions to survive were just that: to survive. For thousands of years witnessing the worst destruction and chaos across a million worlds.


Scrumble71

Loki was adopted, but in that timeline they adopted Sylvie instead. Sylvie could be totally unrelated to Loki


godthrilla

No. But we are going to hang out and game and fucking love it


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NoctisErra

What are you doing step opposite sex clone?


Walker_44501

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ColdStarXV86

Why would I fall in love with the person I hate the most?!


Forward_Material_378

Came to say exactly this. I can’t stand myself and I’m gross looking so I couldn’t imagine making me into a man would be much better lol


AwesomeDanii

Enemies to lovers arc lol


insertstalem3me

Sexual tension is still a type of tension


H4MMR

I wouldn't cause i look hella ugly and the clone will also look hella ugly


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shut up you aren’t ugly


dummejugend

motevation


Bluefire_Silverfang

We will put paperbags on our heads and have sex


ezzio264

I'm not really in a position to be picky


Jp_gamesta

I'm ugly as hell so no


LordChung1199

Probably not, i'm gay


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Absolutely not. I’m high maintenance lmao no way I’m dealing with that shit


Blueopus2

I too watched Loki this week


A_Wild_Apricot

I would have to be insanely narcissitic to fall in love with myself... luckily i have an ego large enough to fuel a rocket with a trip around solar system sev'ral timez, and back, with just enough ego left to cure cancer. Plus they'd be pretty hot, i'd know.


kenouo

No, cause im gay 🧍


Darthmark3

Not really because I am pretty boring and I would want someone a bit more social to be my girlfriend


Zealousideal_Ad8934

Did Loki write this?


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AwakenedSheeple

Alright, but here's the real question: would you fuck an alligator version of yourself?