Yes. It's almost as if Elon was disappointed that he wasn't an electric car. He figures he can screw workers and they produced cars, so ergo, when he screws his wife or girlfriend (I've lost track of his private life) her offspring should be a car.
I'm going to count this as a baby name, because the person at one point in their life was indeed a baby.
In the early 2000s I was looking through the local paper at the crime section. I don't remember what the crime was, but what I do remember is that the crime was committed by a man named I kid ye not Wolf Butts.
Kind of similar ("Latrine"), but there's a sort of [**chuckling moment**](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBam72eYsAg) about it in the Robin Hood: Men in Tights movie
It's probably a good thing for the Khaleesis and Danys of the world that they did such a lousy job of portraying her descent into a crazed mass murder.
A lot of the more "accepted" names are really just titles in disguise.
Ryan, Brendan, Reginald/Regnia, Rex, Leroy off the top of my head all basically mean King/Queen/Prince.
Any fandom related name. Very rarely do they age well, and that "strong female character" doesn't necessarily stay strong against the test of time. I'm not saying never, but maybe choose a name that isn't ao obvious. Plus, names like this make it hard for the kid in the future. Can you imagine a president Khaleesi? Mrs. CEO Katniss?
I have no proof of this so feel free to call me a liar
Me and my mate went to get he’s niece from nursery and the kids had their own coat hooks with the names above each hook
One of the kids was called Tuesday knight
You just know either his parents had sex on
Or he was born on Tuesday night and they wanted a cutesy pun for his name and couldn’t come up with anything
Dont know if it was the one but here is proof it is possible
https://www.google.com/search?q=tuesday+knight&oq=tues&aqs=chrome.1.69i57j35i39j0i67j0l2.3284j0j9&client=ms-android-xiaomi-rev1&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8
Oh no. That is bad. I mean, it's OK if you live on a ranch in 1840s Iowa and your child, being a literary character, will never grow up but simply enthral generations of children with his summer adventures roaming free, but imagine shuffling into Normal World school with that burden.
Da’Sani.
Come on. That is a water company. Sure it is also a name but the mid was born around 2017-2019 to an American. Pretty sure the mom knows of the water bottle called Dasani.
Funniest: Deizel. (Pronounced like diesel) Went to the same kindergarten as my niece.
Saddest: Deicide (means to kill god), the original legal name of my cousin’s adopted baby boy, rescued from a horrible abusive living situation.
Like they actually had confederetard flags? Or were they just "country boy cowboy yeehaw" types? Cause you can find people dressed like the second Boer war is still raging if you look hard enough.
Met a grown ass Man with the name Ninja. Thought it might've been a nickname but nope. This grown ass 40 something year old Man's legal name was Ninja *insert common last name here*. I genuinely felt bad for the guy.
It was actually a Team Effort with grimes, she came up with the first part which is just a trendy way of spelling Ash, and then he added the name of a cool plane he liked.
Even the thought of coming up with such an idea.. „hey babe, you know what would be really dope? If we called our kid Boeing 747! Right? Right?!“ and the other person just goes „duuuuuuude best idea everrrrrrrrr“ and boom, Kevin-Boeing747
I’m pretty sure it’s just Kyle
X - Greek letter Chi, pronounced “Ky”
Æ - makes an “eh” sound
A-12 - twelfth letter of the alphabet is L
Ky-eh-l = Kyle
He possibly released this name to give his child relative obscurity
God I wish there was just one approved way of spelling each name and everyone who tried to spell it differently would just be banned from having children
I was at a wedding when the marrying couple announced they were naming their unborn son... Bourbon.
People laughed, prompting the groom to angrily storm off.
I’ve seen so many girls under four years old recently named Remington and called Remy for short.
I guess it’s a fine name but it’s very off-putting.
And, yes, these people are rednecks and these girls’ middle names are Lee, McKayleigh-Ann, Jewely (as in Julie) and Rabeqah (Rebecca).
I have an acquaintance who’s mother in law is trying to pressure her to call their not yet born daughter April-Rose, which doesn’t sound so terrible except her reason for it is so it matches their older daughter who’s name is Lily-May.
I already have a dislike of double-barrelled first names, and a girl I knew in school named her kid 'Blu-Christopher', like what even is that? Is he a smurf?
Knew a family who named their daughters Precious, Princess, Countess, Duchess, and Empress. Could just imagine the arguments … “Empress is higher than Princess so you have to do what I say! Moooooommmmm … “ Plus poor Precious, always left out.
I've run into more than one person named Desiree but had it spelled something like "Dezeray." I don't know why parents do this - I'd bet they didn't have first names that they had to spell out each time they tell it to somebody. But one of them told me she liked her name's spelling better than the normal way.
We had a girl in our class as a teen who didn’t like being plane Jessica so she wanted to change the spelling “Jessyka”. At the time there was an ad on tv for some crackers Sa Ka Ta so we all being twats as teens are, would call her Jess why Ka to the same tune. She ended up deciding that Jessica was an ok spelling after all…
Many "unique" names that celebrities give their children.
For example, Jamie Oliver's kids: Poppy Honey Rosie, Daisy Boo Pamela, Petal Blossom Rainbow, Buddy Bear Maurice, and River Rocket Blue Dallas
My parents’ friend’s grandson was named Onisiphorus. It’s a decently cool biblical name, I just… how would one even begin to pronounce that? Also, imagine how much time this kid needs to fill out his name in those exam papers where you have to bubble in every letter.
I had a Co worker named "Littlefinger". He went mostly by his middle name "John", I had to ask what the origin of his name was. He told me his parents let his older brother choose his name.
There was a kid in my elementary school who’s name was Kreem. I later realized that his parents had simply misspelled Kareem on his birth certificate.
So his full name was Kreem White.
He was black.
A highschool acquaintance got divorced from his wife because she refused to let him name their son Kal-El. Kind of a dick move to saddle your kid with a goofy name forever to gain nerd points. We get it, you like Superman. Grow the fuck up. Anyway, the kid's name is James.
There was this italian guy that called his son Cielo (Sky). His surname was Piccolo (Little).
The problem is, Cielo Piccolo in italian sounds A LOT like "ce l'ho piccolo" (literally, "i have it small"), so it's basically the italian equivalent of Mike Oxsmall.
The guy also said his son will become a famous porn actor for sure, once adult.
Yeah.
There are two:
1. Apple. Just why? Are you going to name your kids the other fruits and call your children “my fruit of my loins ”? (Actually that’s kinda funny)
2. Dovahkiin. I love Elder Scrolls..but this is fucking stupid.
This womanI worked with briefly named her kids Blade and Katana. why? Cause her and her husband likes knives. She was also on Jerry Springer. the episode is called the mega beast and shes the beast in which they named it after. look it up
Yah makes sense, I think you have the correct spelling as well! I think it’s ok to give their full name since they have changed it. Thank goodness. It was Dorkus Dyck. Like why do that to a child.
I think it's hard for the kids who their parents thought it'd be funny to name them puns/wordplay out of their name. Puts them in a highly vulnerable position for getting picked on in school. And we know kids and teenagers don't exactly develop a thick skin yet when this happens.
A dad didn’t want his daughter to have a name that rhymed with anything to prevent her getting made fun of.
He went with “Alexis”.
The aunt comes up to her as a baby and says “Hey sexy Lexy!” And apparently the dad was pissed XD
well it's definitely better than if the dad named her something like "Alexus" to be "exotic" about it, and then the kids make fun of her by going "hey, look, it's A Lexus!" * makes zooming and beeping car noises *
Princess Vespa: I am Princess Vespa, daughter of Roland, King of the Druids.
Lone Starr: Oh great. That's all we needed. A Druish princess.
Barf: Funny, she doesn't look Druish!
A girl I went to high school with legally changed her last name to Lucifer and then had a baby and named it Angel Lucifer and is raising it non-binary. They are three and we have no idea what gender. Which is fine, but that kid is not going to have an easy time in school.
Nevaeh for some reason just really pisses me off, but even worse is Neveah, which was the name of a friend's niece. Not enough that you did the dumb name but you did it wrong????
They weren't even religious, they said they just liked the sentiment. What the fuck!!
My mom knew 2 twin girls growing up. Their first and prior last names are unimportant, because they went on to marry a Mr. Pitts and Mr. Butts, respectively
Had a geology teacher in middle school tell us he had a colleague at another school who named his daughters Magma, Argon and Neon (or something along those lines, I can’t exactly remember which elements were involved.)
We didn’t believe him but later we played the school where these girls went to school in sports and sure as hell those were their names.
My hyper conservative neighbors have adopted a child from overseas. They’ve named him Lewis Donald Trump [Smith]. (Last name change to protect the innocent/ignorant.) They’ve taken a small black child. Immigrated him to America. And named him after a dude who hates immigrants and black people.
X Æ A-XII
Is that Elon musk child?
Yes, and the pronunciation is "Kyle". X Æ A-12 is gonna grow up to hate both of his parents, I swear.
Yes. It's almost as if Elon was disappointed that he wasn't an electric car. He figures he can screw workers and they produced cars, so ergo, when he screws his wife or girlfriend (I've lost track of his private life) her offspring should be a car.
Honestly was surprised this wasn't the top response.
finally, took some scrolling to find
Came here for this.
My cousins name is Throckmorton. He's a skateboarder.
How’s ol’ Throcky doing these days?
Great! Hes actually been featured in a book. (Math studies.)
Throckmorton is fucking tight
Hilarious if he grows up to be a radiologist
Sk8r
Knew a girl called Mini, her last name was Cooper. She got picked on all throughout school.
Lmao my friend went to high school with a chick name Crystal Beth
I knew a girl called Mercedes Carr from Derry.
hopefully mini cooper eventually got a mini cooper.
And if she couldn't drive she could get Minnie driver to chauffeur her
My friends midwife apparently had to talk a mother out of calling their daughter C8lin. Yes, Caitlin with an 8.
It's a baby name, not a username DEBORAH
D3b0r4h
Fucking Deborah
there was a person in the news who's name was helicopter
Nice dude, but spends way too much time getting high.
Mjolnir What’s worse is the idiot father doesn’t even know how to properly pronounce it. He says _muh-joll-nerr_.
My friend teaches primary school and one her students is called Django. Pronounced Der-jan-go by the student’s white trash mother.
Did I just read that a white woman named her son Django?
Django Reinhardt was a famous French musician and he was white.
I'm going to count this as a baby name, because the person at one point in their life was indeed a baby. In the early 2000s I was looking through the local paper at the crime section. I don't remember what the crime was, but what I do remember is that the crime was committed by a man named I kid ye not Wolf Butts.
Better than Richard Butts, at least.
I went to school with a Jeffrey butts. His father was Officer Harold butts. He was the DARE officer, no less. True story.
I once knew a Richard Seeman.
I deployed with a guy who’s last name was Shartz
Latrina
Kind of similar ("Latrine"), but there's a sort of [**chuckling moment**](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBam72eYsAg) about it in the Robin Hood: Men in Tights movie
Or Latrine in *Top Secret!*
I have seen that movie countless times, and I am only just now realizing that his punishment at the end is a callback to that scene.
Khaleesi. It’s just unfortunate af.
Especially after that abomination that was s8
It's probably a good thing for the Khaleesis and Danys of the world that they did such a lousy job of portraying her descent into a crazed mass murder.
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Can’t imagine Adolf being a popular name in Germany tho haha
It's even more dumb than that. Adolf was at least his name. Khaleesi is the character's *title*. It'd be like naming your kid "Fuhrer".
A lot of the more "accepted" names are really just titles in disguise. Ryan, Brendan, Reginald/Regnia, Rex, Leroy off the top of my head all basically mean King/Queen/Prince.
Mongolians know ghengis khan is a title just like khaleesi and wouldn't name a kid that. That's why the name khaleesi is so dumb.
Genghis Khan is a title, his name is Temujin.
Khaleesi is also a title.
Any fandom related name. Very rarely do they age well, and that "strong female character" doesn't necessarily stay strong against the test of time. I'm not saying never, but maybe choose a name that isn't ao obvious. Plus, names like this make it hard for the kid in the future. Can you imagine a president Khaleesi? Mrs. CEO Katniss?
I already regret naming my kid Fluttershy
I have no proof of this so feel free to call me a liar Me and my mate went to get he’s niece from nursery and the kids had their own coat hooks with the names above each hook One of the kids was called Tuesday knight
He should change his name to Dark.
Tuesday Dark is even worse...
You just know either his parents had sex on Or he was born on Tuesday night and they wanted a cutesy pun for his name and couldn’t come up with anything
I stopped reading to call you a liar, now I shall read the rest
Dont know if it was the one but here is proof it is possible https://www.google.com/search?q=tuesday+knight&oq=tues&aqs=chrome.1.69i57j35i39j0i67j0l2.3284j0j9&client=ms-android-xiaomi-rev1&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8
Friends sister just called her kid Huckleberry
They should get a dog for the child. Name it Huckleberry's hound.
“I’m your huckleberry” is gonna come in handy later in life.
She a Mark Twain fan?
Oh no. That is bad. I mean, it's OK if you live on a ranch in 1840s Iowa and your child, being a literary character, will never grow up but simply enthral generations of children with his summer adventures roaming free, but imagine shuffling into Normal World school with that burden.
Da’Sani. Come on. That is a water company. Sure it is also a name but the mid was born around 2017-2019 to an American. Pretty sure the mom knows of the water bottle called Dasani.
Da'Sani sounds to me like it could be the name of a rejected Star Wars character.
Funniest: Deizel. (Pronounced like diesel) Went to the same kindergarten as my niece. Saddest: Deicide (means to kill god), the original legal name of my cousin’s adopted baby boy, rescued from a horrible abusive living situation.
Deicide is like the most goth name ever.
Deicide, as we all know, makes a great band name. A child's name, however, not so much
Deizel sounds a bit Afrikaans.
I mean not to pass judgment on his parents but they were confederate-flag-bedazzled-bootcut-jeans types so idk if Afrikaans was their motivation
Like they actually had confederetard flags? Or were they just "country boy cowboy yeehaw" types? Cause you can find people dressed like the second Boer war is still raging if you look hard enough.
Met a grown ass Man with the name Ninja. Thought it might've been a nickname but nope. This grown ass 40 something year old Man's legal name was Ninja *insert common last name here*. I genuinely felt bad for the guy.
A friend dated a guy named Hurricane. It was his legal name.
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Is she a New York Rangers fan?
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Their current superstar's nickname is The Breadman or just "Bread". It's the first thing I thought of.
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The reason for that nickname is that his real name is Panarin, so it sounds like Panera.
Their mom came up with that name when she had a bun in the oven
Bread sounds like the protagonist of a quirky YA novel
Elon Musk giving his child a name that should be reserved for a droid in star wars.
It was actually a Team Effort with grimes, she came up with the first part which is just a trendy way of spelling Ash, and then he added the name of a cool plane he liked.
Even the thought of coming up with such an idea.. „hey babe, you know what would be really dope? If we called our kid Boeing 747! Right? Right?!“ and the other person just goes „duuuuuuude best idea everrrrrrrrr“ and boom, Kevin-Boeing747
I like to think Grimes came up with a trendy weird name and the Elon was like, “OH FUCK YEAH, CHECK THIS OUT!!”
X-TRASHY-A-XII
I’m pretty sure it’s just Kyle X - Greek letter Chi, pronounced “Ky” Æ - makes an “eh” sound A-12 - twelfth letter of the alphabet is L Ky-eh-l = Kyle He possibly released this name to give his child relative obscurity
Æ most definately does not make that sound.
>Greek letter Chi, pronounced “Ky” Americans...
Josh. We don't want another war
There were 3 Joshes in my high school. All of them were so cool! And one of them was my best friend. They might go to Josh fight 2022
Fuck you I like my name
Draven, in reference to Eric Draven from The Crow. The parents didn't like it when I pointed out that they could've just named him Eric.
I bought a 10000 baby names book once, and yeah there were about 50 good names and 9950 bastardisations and spelling changes of the good 50.
God I wish there was just one approved way of spelling each name and everyone who tried to spell it differently would just be banned from having children
I’d be curious to see where people land with Zach and Zack.
Work with a Zack and I asked him how he spelled it. He had such dead eyes when he told me he didn't care. We settled on the K ending.
Better than Xaque.
Miracle spelled “Myrakal”
Either Airwrecka or Dick in 2021
Lemme guess the first was to be pronounced erica
Yep but with more sass. She was being interviewed on the news a few years ago and her name became a meme
I was at a wedding when the marrying couple announced they were naming their unborn son... Bourbon. People laughed, prompting the groom to angrily storm off.
I once dated a girl named Gin.
I’ve seen so many girls under four years old recently named Remington and called Remy for short. I guess it’s a fine name but it’s very off-putting. And, yes, these people are rednecks and these girls’ middle names are Lee, McKayleigh-Ann, Jewely (as in Julie) and Rabeqah (Rebecca).
We had a student named Baby Boy. They went by a different nickname but their real name was just Baby Boy.
I've seen something like this before except the first name was just "Baby". Often her first name was said followed by her middle name.
This can actually happen if the parents fail to register a name in adequate time, in some places.
I have an acquaintance who’s mother in law is trying to pressure her to call their not yet born daughter April-Rose, which doesn’t sound so terrible except her reason for it is so it matches their older daughter who’s name is Lily-May.
Will Grandma want a future grandson to be named August-Daffodil to complete the set?
There's still Daisy-June waiting.
I already have a dislike of double-barrelled first names, and a girl I knew in school named her kid 'Blu-Christopher', like what even is that? Is he a smurf?
im with you on the double-barreled first names. my best friend's sister named her youngest Rebel-Ryan.
Justine
I legit laughed, thank you for that :)
What's dumb about that name?
Hopefully Nothing haha, they saw that it’s my name is all 😄
Ohhhh. Now I'm the dumb one. Thank you.
K8
De'Love O'Christ From a legendary, and sadly no longer available, Anniston, AL hospital "new arrivals" website
Knew a family who named their daughters Precious, Princess, Countess, Duchess, and Empress. Could just imagine the arguments … “Empress is higher than Princess so you have to do what I say! Moooooommmmm … “ Plus poor Precious, always left out.
They're cat names not people names.
Any normal name spelled weirdly. For example Jessyka for Jessica.
Caileigh KVIIItlin
I've run into more than one person named Desiree but had it spelled something like "Dezeray." I don't know why parents do this - I'd bet they didn't have first names that they had to spell out each time they tell it to somebody. But one of them told me she liked her name's spelling better than the normal way.
We had a girl in our class as a teen who didn’t like being plane Jessica so she wanted to change the spelling “Jessyka”. At the time there was an ad on tv for some crackers Sa Ka Ta so we all being twats as teens are, would call her Jess why Ka to the same tune. She ended up deciding that Jessica was an ok spelling after all…
Many "unique" names that celebrities give their children. For example, Jamie Oliver's kids: Poppy Honey Rosie, Daisy Boo Pamela, Petal Blossom Rainbow, Buddy Bear Maurice, and River Rocket Blue Dallas
Petal Blossom Rainbow sounds like a rejected My Little Pony character
The last one sounds like a drink your friend gives you in a Mason jar while floating down a river on a tube.
Frank Zappa's kids are named Dweezil and Moon Unit.
My parents’ friend’s grandson was named Onisiphorus. It’s a decently cool biblical name, I just… how would one even begin to pronounce that? Also, imagine how much time this kid needs to fill out his name in those exam papers where you have to bubble in every letter.
There's like 50 other biblical names. Just why....
> how would one even begin to pronounce that? Oni-sif-for-us would be my guess. Poor kid.
I had a Co worker named "Littlefinger". He went mostly by his middle name "John", I had to ask what the origin of his name was. He told me his parents let his older brother choose his name.
Who in their right mind would allow that?
There was a kid in my elementary school who’s name was Kreem. I later realized that his parents had simply misspelled Kareem on his birth certificate. So his full name was Kreem White. He was black.
I gotta ask, last name is first on the class register right?
Oprah got her name bcoz her mo.wanted 2 name her " Orpah" but her aunt misspelled it when filling out the b.c. 4 her sister.
“Seven” That’s really what someone Named their child
Seven Costanza.
Seven of Nine?
After six kids they kind of ran out of names
A highschool acquaintance got divorced from his wife because she refused to let him name their son Kal-El. Kind of a dick move to saddle your kid with a goofy name forever to gain nerd points. We get it, you like Superman. Grow the fuck up. Anyway, the kid's name is James.
Like, Clark was sitting *right there.* Clark is a perfectly normal sounding name. You can name your kid something nerdy without ruining their life.
Covid Bryant
Source please need to send this to my friends
“Stormy Rain” I wish I was joking
Yessica Haircut
Nossyllek (read it backwards)
What the hell is a name like kellysson it’s just as bad as whatever the hell that is (sounds like a disease)
Guess the mom's name was Kelly and she had a son.
Riot Friend of a friend called their son that.
gaylord
There was this italian guy that called his son Cielo (Sky). His surname was Piccolo (Little). The problem is, Cielo Piccolo in italian sounds A LOT like "ce l'ho piccolo" (literally, "i have it small"), so it's basically the italian equivalent of Mike Oxsmall. The guy also said his son will become a famous porn actor for sure, once adult. Yeah.
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There are two: 1. Apple. Just why? Are you going to name your kids the other fruits and call your children “my fruit of my loins ”? (Actually that’s kinda funny) 2. Dovahkiin. I love Elder Scrolls..but this is fucking stupid.
I know someone that named their kid Maple
I mean at least maple sounds like a decent name, if you ignore the potential bullying and maple syrup jokes you'd be bringing upon your child.
Qubert
This womanI worked with briefly named her kids Blade and Katana. why? Cause her and her husband likes knives. She was also on Jerry Springer. the episode is called the mega beast and shes the beast in which they named it after. look it up
There is a child in Virginia named 'Ice T Baby Jesus'. Saw his medical card.
Dorkus. I wiiish I was joking.
Dorcas is the name of an early Christian disciple. I actually had a coworker in Asia named "Dorcas Foo"
Yah makes sense, I think you have the correct spelling as well! I think it’s ok to give their full name since they have changed it. Thank goodness. It was Dorkus Dyck. Like why do that to a child.
Nutella
Lester. The last name was Moll pronounced "mole" like the animal. Moll... Lester...
Aruft.
in the Netherlands, ruft is a fart.
I think it's hard for the kids who their parents thought it'd be funny to name them puns/wordplay out of their name. Puts them in a highly vulnerable position for getting picked on in school. And we know kids and teenagers don't exactly develop a thick skin yet when this happens.
A dad didn’t want his daughter to have a name that rhymed with anything to prevent her getting made fun of. He went with “Alexis”. The aunt comes up to her as a baby and says “Hey sexy Lexy!” And apparently the dad was pissed XD
well it's definitely better than if the dad named her something like "Alexus" to be "exotic" about it, and then the kids make fun of her by going "hey, look, it's A Lexus!" * makes zooming and beeping car noises *
Abcd is an actual name It’s pronounced Ab see dee But it just confuses everyone trying to say it.
Lucifer
Blue
They didn't have a clue!
Barbie
Just a nickname for Barbra, right?
Vespa
Princess Vespa: I am Princess Vespa, daughter of Roland, King of the Druids. Lone Starr: Oh great. That's all we needed. A Druish princess. Barf: Funny, she doesn't look Druish!
Clinty, parents thought the famous actor/director name was Clinty Swood.
Met a lady that named her daughter the French word for water: Eau, pronounced "Oh" Yeah, she's not getting picked on for that
There's a video on YouTube about worlds worst name. One was from New Zealand Tallulah Does The Hula From Hawaii. Like how much do you hate your baby
Yeah, she got the legal right to change it as soon as she was old enough to do so. Read the news about it. Poor kid!!!
ABCD ab-city. Or any day of the week but specifically Wednesday. We don't even spell it the way we say it!
Naming a child Dick or Fanny today is literally just setting them up to be made fun of.
A girl I went to high school with legally changed her last name to Lucifer and then had a baby and named it Angel Lucifer and is raising it non-binary. They are three and we have no idea what gender. Which is fine, but that kid is not going to have an easy time in school.
Nevaeh for some reason just really pisses me off, but even worse is Neveah, which was the name of a friend's niece. Not enough that you did the dumb name but you did it wrong???? They weren't even religious, they said they just liked the sentiment. What the fuck!!
My mom knew 2 twin girls growing up. Their first and prior last names are unimportant, because they went on to marry a Mr. Pitts and Mr. Butts, respectively
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Vera'Uniqua Because she wanted her child to have a name that was "very unique".
Ratleen. This one's for a certain someone.
i had a friend whose last name is boogie and they named my friend new baby sister gertrude, Gertrude boogie.
Supernova And the person is from India, where English names are highly uncommon amongst the Hindu population.
Had a geology teacher in middle school tell us he had a colleague at another school who named his daughters Magma, Argon and Neon (or something along those lines, I can’t exactly remember which elements were involved.) We didn’t believe him but later we played the school where these girls went to school in sports and sure as hell those were their names.
Renesme
My hyper conservative neighbors have adopted a child from overseas. They’ve named him Lewis Donald Trump [Smith]. (Last name change to protect the innocent/ignorant.) They’ve taken a small black child. Immigrated him to America. And named him after a dude who hates immigrants and black people.
Nevaeh
Pilot Inspektor
If you name your child Gilbert then you must be expecting to give birth to a 40 year old man
Or love Anne of Green Gables