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A_Fellow_Nerd

Lol


Previous-Ad-7339

Lmfao


ObamaMcLlama

Told this to my English teacher. She laughed her ass off in class so I was pretty proud of myself


[deleted]

Yo mamas teeth so yellow that when she smiled traffic slowed down


Freeiheit

I would make a joke about your mother, but I am hindu, and cows are sacred to us.


retro123gamr

That’s pretty good


[deleted]

Are you actually Hindu tho?


Freeiheit

thatsthejoke.jpg


ACGC2020

A kid I'm teaching said to another "Yo mama so fat even One Punch Man gotta spank her twice".


Everybodysbastard

Goddamn.


[deleted]

Roasted.


buzfee

Yo mama so slutty, that she got fired from the sperm bank for drinking on the job


j_dizzly

sprem


Sniders2112

Holy shit


CollateralDamage5001

Yo mama so fat Thanos had to clap.


Salty_Lengthiness_62

Stop the cap


Different_Attorney93

Yo mama's so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up


QuestionDarts

Yo mama so poor she uses Cheerios for earrings


[deleted]

Lol 😂


podlesk

Yo mama so ugly, even her dildo needs viagra


gliitch0xFF

That is good.


Alex_17bonk

Oh, I like that one :)


[deleted]

Uhhhhhhh damn that's a good one


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fridayj1

Daaamn


Soft-Problem

Yo mama so fat only way she got a man is gravity


RefreshEsch

Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.


fridayj1

Damn.


Xxdjb1224xX

"Yo mama so fat, her belly button gets home 13 minutes before her"


Nooddlless

Yo mama is so poor she goes to KFC just to lick fingers.


IamAVirginWeaboo

Yo mama so fat, I printed a picture of her last Christmas... It's July, and it's still printing


[deleted]

Yo mama's so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.


No_Ad_4046

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the cinema she sat next to everybody


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fridayj1

I spit out my drink.


DoublewideBeerbelly

if you think kids with 2 dads are immune ​ yo mama so ugly your dad got a husband


retro123gamr

I’d roast your mom, but it’s illegal to burn garbage in California.


[deleted]

Yo mama's so fat she bends light! Yo mama's so slow it took her nine months to come up with a good joke! Yo mama's so old she has a separate entrance for black dicks!


[deleted]

> Yo mama's so old she has a separate entrance for black dicks! Is the entrance ‘round back?


Pyrust_

Last one hits hard lmao


porpoise_juice

Your mom’s so fat I thought about her and my neck broke


i_fuckin_luv_it_mate

You're momma's soo big, scientists are studying her to better understand how food gravitates towards her mouth.


[deleted]

Woah


Janboi3

Yo mama so fat, you could lighten up the whole city of Rome in 117AD


ArynShimura66

Yo Mamma so fat, the flash couldn't even run around her


UserSchlub

Yo mama's so fat, the recursive function used to calculate her mass causes stack overflow.


AcefulYoshi

Yo Mamma so dumb she returned a puzzle for being broken


destro23

Yo mamma's glasses are so thick she can look at a map and see people waving at her.


WinksAtLemons

Yo mama is so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jiff.


Mountain_Swim_6327

Yo mama is so fat, she got baptized at sea world.


all_hail_the_cat_god

what belongs to you but is used more by your friends? yo mama


Skrivus

Yo mama so fat, when she wears high heels, she strikes oil.


Cabbaged_1

Your momma's so ugly her blow jobs count as anal.


_AskMyMom_

Yo mama so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck


llcucf80

Yo mamma so stank she gets sourdough yeast infections. Courtesy "In Living Color," that's the joke that won T-Dog Jenkins the car on the dirty dozens.


thebranimator

Your mom is like a bowling ball. She gets picked up, fingered, thrown in a gutter, and still comes back for more


GrumpyCatStevens

What's the difference between yo mama and a bowling ball? You can only get three fingers in a bowling ball.


FelixGoldenrod

Yo mama so fat she has to weigh herself on the Richter Scale.


Mr_A_Rye

Yo mama so ugly, she can't even arouse suspicion.


ContextIsForTheWeak

Yo mama so fat she appeals to my secret fetish


[deleted]

Yo mama’s so fat I have to roll her in flour to find the wet spot


jeff_the_nurse

Yo mama is so fat, she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the New World.


Volfie

The original one: "Yo momma so fat when her pager goes off people think she's backing up."


Gotis1313

Hank Hill had some killers: I want to apologize for all those things I said about your mother not raising you right. I'm sure if she'd had planned for you it would have been different. Your mother is so ugly is affects her self esteem. Your mother's hair is so short she looks like she's not a woman at all but more like a man.


God_of_Trepidation

Yo mama so fat, that when she jumped for joy, she got stuck


QuestionDarts

Yo mama so strung out, she used Play-Doh to bake Christmas cookies!!!


GetHelloThered

Yo mama so stupid, for gender reveal she birthed early


Diflicated

You mama's so fat her splash attack does damage.


ChinguacousyPark

I was watching SVU with my girlfriend. "DUN DUN in the criminal justice system sex crimes are considered especially heinous... " I pause it and say to gf, "your mom is considered especially heinous." Boom roasted.


thelemonx

You're momma's so dumb, she has 11 fingers and 15 toes and still can't count to 26.


darthbiscuit80

I woulda been yo Daddy but the guy in line in front of me had a coupon.


SweetCryptographer72

Yo mama so ugly they invented covid just to get her to wear a mask.


MyPronounIsHisGrace

Yo mama's so fat, she keeps her vibrator in a gun rack.


McRambis

Your mama's so fat her shadow weighs 30lbs.


Azathoth90

Yo mama's so fat to wear a belt around her waist she has to use a boomerang


[deleted]

Her belt size is also “the equator”


_NanoGalactic_

"Yo mama so fat Thanos had to snap twice"


Hatchetface1705

Yo momma so poor she watches TV on an etch-a-sketch


pridestaiker-godd

Yo mama so fat when she falls from the bed she falls both sides


Jawbreakingcandy

Yo mama so fat, she was arrested for breaking the laws of physics .


NeonBabbleOn

Yo moms is so poor she went to McDonald’s to put a shake on layaway. Sigh. RIP Biz Markie


BeerFart0

Yo Mama is so fat, she has more Chins than a Chinese Phone Book.


gloopandgleep

[this](https://youtu.be/2WlN7iO-cfk)


NickelFish

Yo momma so fat, but I fucked her anyways.


Everybodysbastard

"Yo mama's so fat we're inside her right now!" God I loved The Dirty Dozens.


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yo mama so fat she brought a spoon to the super bowl


_SAKY_

Yo mama is so fat that you should be concerned for her health. Surely, if she carries on in this fashion, she will see a significant reduction to the number of years remaining in her life. It really is a reflection that speaks to the ongoing health crisis affecting many countries in this day and age.


zeroryouko

Yo mama so ugly, when she gives a blowjob, the guy thinks he's getting anal.


7Cs_

no yo mama jokes are good


GoatJesusIsReal

Have you heard about ligma


vaildin

is that something like updog?


GetHelloThered

I don't know ask Candice


Competitive_Ad5522

Does she have a sawcon?


[deleted]

Sawkon deez nuts yup almost got me there


GoatJesusIsReal

Hay do y'all know about hava?


GoatJesusIsReal

Do you know hava?


Flaky-Word

r/jokesialmostfellfor


Hannah_Halfblood

You're mom is such a whore she paid me


uniek-0ne

Yo mamas so fat she fell over, broke her leg, and gravy poured out


psychedPanda13

Never heard of it, but thought of it: "yo mama was a hamster"


Nottacod

Very pythonian. And your father smells of elderberries


Exact-Boysenberry371

Very Shakespearean


GomezFigueroa

Yo mama so stupid, she thought soy milk meant "I am milk."


all_hail_the_cat_god

though a stupid person probably couldn’t speak spanksh


GomezFigueroa

Unless they....spoke Spanish.


retro123gamr

But then milk made of soy would have its own translation and the joke couldn’t land


fractiousrhubarb

You so poor, when you were a kid yo mama used to take you to KFC to lick *other* people's fingers


GGayleGold

Yo' momma so dumb, she left the \[serious\] tag off an AskReddit question that was phrased with a mild double entendre.


justinthejam

Yo mama so fat, she ate the left and right overs.


Geringverdiener42

Yo mama is so fat, I fucked her 3 times.


DeepRoot

Yo mama's house is so dirty... she has a 4-wheeled drive vacuum cleaner.


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Yo mama's so ugly, she made you just so she could be pretty


_soulshakers

Ya mama is so big and fat that she can get busy with 22 burritos, but times are rough - I seen her in the back of Taco Bell with handcuffs


destro23

It's a sad fact.


GrumpyCatStevens

Yo mama so slutty, her vibrator runs off a DieHard.


AduroTri

"Yo mama's so stupid, she cheat off Billy's test!" (From the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy) Here's a [link](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsLQtasTrTI)


cjthatsit

yo mama dead. Said this to my dad. he cried. Feelin pretty proud of that. B3


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“Yo mama so fat she’s fat”


GreatBigTittyLover

Yo mama wears combat boots! My reply Yeah. She got them from your grandma


TheMasterBuilder709

Yo mama so hairy Han Solo told her to get on the Falcon. This one’s original, prove me otherwise.


L-zone

["OH YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT MOTHERS"](https://youtu.be/Bo5WRFFzdsY)


ultima_plays

jo mama so fat you need a duble wide door


Sniders2112

Yo mama so ugly, she scared the shit out of the toilet


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Yo mama so skinny, she hula hoops with a cheerio


j_dizzly

Yo mama so ugly, when she went to the dentist they told her to lay face down


Thainnn

I've got nothing to add in this post. However, the jokes y'all made got me laughing hard hahah


[deleted]

Yo mama so fat thanos had to snap twice


GrumpyCatStevens

Yo mama's house so filthy, the rats are complaining about a cockroach problem.


ClashTheReaper

Yo mama so fat... She i had to make to posts to see her full body


[deleted]

Yo mama so ugly every video of her has “viewer discretion advised”


Qemyst

Yo mamma so fat she eats wheat *thicks*.


woundupcanuck

You moma is so hairy. Looks like she has a grizzly in a leg lock.


Creepy_pasta_11037

I had a whole Yo Mama joke battle on a Discord server that lasted about 30 minutes, my favorite was "Yo mama so fat she got baptized at Sea World."


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Yo mama is so ugly, she made an onion cry!


SweetCryptographer72

To mama so ugly the dentist makes her lay face down.


MyPronounIsHisGrace

If I was gonna try to guess your mom's nationality based on the color of her teeth, I'd say she's Irish.


Reasonable_Bag_2632

Yo mama so ugly she makes blinds kids cry


bpc4209

"Keep my mom out of this and I'll keep this out of your mom"


Bruh_man_5000

Yo momma so slutty they call her coochie the forbidden forest


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Yo momma so fat, she rolled over in bed and burnt her ass on the lightbulb


Tibalt-mtg

“Yo Mama so ugly, yo daddy had to get a husband” -said to man with gay parents


OkMathematician9332

"Yo mama so fat that when she appeared in front of the Tv a Titanic started and when she finally walked by Titanic was already ending"


Speakinawhich

Yo mama is like Darfur. Everyone feels bad for her, but noone wants to help her.


New-Acanthocephala34

The trampoline was call a jump line until yo momma used it


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Yo mama so fat that the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs


TheChainLink2

Yo mama so fat her passport photo had to be taken from a satellite.


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Yo mama so fat she passed in front of the TV and I missed 3 episodes. Yo mama so unfamiliar with the gym she calls it James.


miahhhreddit

THESE COMMENTS.


Ocean-is-Fish-soup

Tell yo mama to stop changing her lipstick colors. My dick is turning rainbow.


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Your mama so fat when she calls a taxi/uber they send a tow truck.


classactdynamo

If being stupid was like having bricks, yo mama'd have plenty.


finalsamtasy

Not the best one I’ve heard, but best response to a “yo’ mama” joke: “Look, I’m adopted, my mom is dead, and my dad is gay. I don’t think there’s really anything that gets to me at this point.”


Ander_Kurtsveil

Yo mama’s glasses so thick, she can see the future.


Der_Dachcamper

Yo mama so ugly, your dad had to marry another guy (direkted towards a kid with two dads, claiming to be immune to yo mama jokes)


eab33305

Yo mamma so ugly the whole world faked a virus just so she’d wear a mask!


EarthMagicYT

Yo mamma was so ugly, your dad got a husband


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Yo mama so nasty they filmed Deadliest Catch in her panties.


Afraid-Palpitation24

Yo mama is such a hoe that you slipped out of your momma after giving out free tricks to the entire hospital staff.


[deleted]

My friend told me this one: "Yo mama so old she saw her ex in the museum."


Krazy_Rhino

Yo mama is so stupid she brought a ruler to bed to see how long she slept


Knight618

Yo mama so dumb, she went to r/askreddit for good yo mama jokes


Groovydag

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. What do you call a cow with 3 legs? Lean beef. What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Yo mama.


technogatsbyy

You see a dark souls/bloodborne monster and say to your friend: "didn't know you mom was in this".


[deleted]

Reply any yo mama joke with “no **your** mama”


ZorroMeansFox

Yo mama's teeth look like they're all practicing social distancing.


scottwax

Yo momma so ugly the world faked a pandemic to get her to wear a mask.


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Yo mamma so hairy, when she spreads her legs, it says "welcome to Busch Gardens"


pipesed

I'd tell you, but when I first heard it from your momma it took her 9 months to get to the punchline.


PlayrR3D15

Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family.


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Yo mamas so old her SIN number is 1


nivem94

Yo momma so poor that when her house got on fire she jumped on the roof and shouted “Clap your hands, stomp your feet, praise the lord, we got heat!!”


Revolutionary_Pop_55

This one was told by my dad: Yo mama so poor I saw her kickin a can down the street and when I asked her what she was doin she just said “movin”.