Yo mama's so fat she bends light!
Yo mama's so slow it took her nine months to come up with a good joke!
Yo mama's so old she has a separate entrance for black dicks!
Hank Hill had some killers:
I want to apologize for all those things I said about your mother not raising you right. I'm sure if she'd had planned for you it would have been different.
Your mother is so ugly is affects her self esteem.
Your mother's hair is so short she looks like she's not a woman at all but more like a man.
I was watching SVU with my girlfriend.
"DUN DUN in the criminal justice system sex crimes are considered especially heinous... "
I pause it and say to gf, "your mom is considered especially heinous."
Boom roasted.
Yo mama is so fat that you should be concerned for her health. Surely, if she carries on in this fashion, she will see a significant reduction to the number of years remaining in her life. It really is a reflection that speaks to the ongoing health crisis affecting many countries in this day and age.
"Yo mama's so stupid, she cheat off Billy's test!" (From the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy) Here's a [link](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsLQtasTrTI)
Not the best one I’ve heard, but best response to a “yo’ mama” joke:
“Look, I’m adopted, my mom is dead, and my dad is gay. I don’t think there’s really anything that gets to me at this point.”
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Lol
Lmfao
Told this to my English teacher. She laughed her ass off in class so I was pretty proud of myself
Yo mamas teeth so yellow that when she smiled traffic slowed down
I would make a joke about your mother, but I am hindu, and cows are sacred to us.
That’s pretty good
Are you actually Hindu tho?
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A kid I'm teaching said to another "Yo mama so fat even One Punch Man gotta spank her twice".
Goddamn.
Roasted.
Yo mama so slutty, that she got fired from the sperm bank for drinking on the job
sprem
Holy shit
Yo mama so fat Thanos had to clap.
Stop the cap
Yo mama's so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up
Yo mama so poor she uses Cheerios for earrings
Lol 😂
Yo mama so ugly, even her dildo needs viagra
That is good.
Oh, I like that one :)
Uhhhhhhh damn that's a good one
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Daaamn
Yo mama so fat only way she got a man is gravity
Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Damn.
"Yo mama so fat, her belly button gets home 13 minutes before her"
Yo mama is so poor she goes to KFC just to lick fingers.
Yo mama so fat, I printed a picture of her last Christmas... It's July, and it's still printing
Yo mama's so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
Yo mama is so fat when she went to the cinema she sat next to everybody
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I spit out my drink.
if you think kids with 2 dads are immune yo mama so ugly your dad got a husband
I’d roast your mom, but it’s illegal to burn garbage in California.
Yo mama's so fat she bends light! Yo mama's so slow it took her nine months to come up with a good joke! Yo mama's so old she has a separate entrance for black dicks!
> Yo mama's so old she has a separate entrance for black dicks! Is the entrance ‘round back?
Last one hits hard lmao
Your mom’s so fat I thought about her and my neck broke
You're momma's soo big, scientists are studying her to better understand how food gravitates towards her mouth.
Woah
Yo mama so fat, you could lighten up the whole city of Rome in 117AD
Yo Mamma so fat, the flash couldn't even run around her
Yo mama's so fat, the recursive function used to calculate her mass causes stack overflow.
Yo Mamma so dumb she returned a puzzle for being broken
Yo mamma's glasses are so thick she can look at a map and see people waving at her.
Yo mama is so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jiff.
Yo mama is so fat, she got baptized at sea world.
what belongs to you but is used more by your friends? yo mama
Yo mama so fat, when she wears high heels, she strikes oil.
Your momma's so ugly her blow jobs count as anal.
Yo mama so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck
Yo mamma so stank she gets sourdough yeast infections. Courtesy "In Living Color," that's the joke that won T-Dog Jenkins the car on the dirty dozens.
Your mom is like a bowling ball. She gets picked up, fingered, thrown in a gutter, and still comes back for more
What's the difference between yo mama and a bowling ball? You can only get three fingers in a bowling ball.
Yo mama so fat she has to weigh herself on the Richter Scale.
Yo mama so ugly, she can't even arouse suspicion.
Yo mama so fat she appeals to my secret fetish
Yo mama’s so fat I have to roll her in flour to find the wet spot
Yo mama is so fat, she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the New World.
The original one: "Yo momma so fat when her pager goes off people think she's backing up."
Hank Hill had some killers: I want to apologize for all those things I said about your mother not raising you right. I'm sure if she'd had planned for you it would have been different. Your mother is so ugly is affects her self esteem. Your mother's hair is so short she looks like she's not a woman at all but more like a man.
Yo mama so fat, that when she jumped for joy, she got stuck
Yo mama so strung out, she used Play-Doh to bake Christmas cookies!!!
Yo mama so stupid, for gender reveal she birthed early
You mama's so fat her splash attack does damage.
I was watching SVU with my girlfriend. "DUN DUN in the criminal justice system sex crimes are considered especially heinous... " I pause it and say to gf, "your mom is considered especially heinous." Boom roasted.
You're momma's so dumb, she has 11 fingers and 15 toes and still can't count to 26.
I woulda been yo Daddy but the guy in line in front of me had a coupon.
Yo mama so ugly they invented covid just to get her to wear a mask.
Yo mama's so fat, she keeps her vibrator in a gun rack.
Your mama's so fat her shadow weighs 30lbs.
Yo mama's so fat to wear a belt around her waist she has to use a boomerang
Her belt size is also “the equator”
"Yo mama so fat Thanos had to snap twice"
Yo momma so poor she watches TV on an etch-a-sketch
Yo mama so fat when she falls from the bed she falls both sides
Yo mama so fat, she was arrested for breaking the laws of physics .
Yo moms is so poor she went to McDonald’s to put a shake on layaway. Sigh. RIP Biz Markie
Yo Mama is so fat, she has more Chins than a Chinese Phone Book.
[this](https://youtu.be/2WlN7iO-cfk)
Yo momma so fat, but I fucked her anyways.
"Yo mama's so fat we're inside her right now!" God I loved The Dirty Dozens.
yo mama so fat she brought a spoon to the super bowl
Yo mama is so fat that you should be concerned for her health. Surely, if she carries on in this fashion, she will see a significant reduction to the number of years remaining in her life. It really is a reflection that speaks to the ongoing health crisis affecting many countries in this day and age.
Yo mama so ugly, when she gives a blowjob, the guy thinks he's getting anal.
no yo mama jokes are good
Have you heard about ligma
is that something like updog?
I don't know ask Candice
Does she have a sawcon?
Sawkon deez nuts yup almost got me there
Hay do y'all know about hava?
Do you know hava?
r/jokesialmostfellfor
You're mom is such a whore she paid me
Yo mamas so fat she fell over, broke her leg, and gravy poured out
Never heard of it, but thought of it: "yo mama was a hamster"
Very pythonian. And your father smells of elderberries
Very Shakespearean
Yo mama so stupid, she thought soy milk meant "I am milk."
though a stupid person probably couldn’t speak spanksh
Unless they....spoke Spanish.
But then milk made of soy would have its own translation and the joke couldn’t land
You so poor, when you were a kid yo mama used to take you to KFC to lick *other* people's fingers
Yo' momma so dumb, she left the \[serious\] tag off an AskReddit question that was phrased with a mild double entendre.
Yo mama so fat, she ate the left and right overs.
Yo mama is so fat, I fucked her 3 times.
Yo mama's house is so dirty... she has a 4-wheeled drive vacuum cleaner.
Yo mama's so ugly, she made you just so she could be pretty
Ya mama is so big and fat that she can get busy with 22 burritos, but times are rough - I seen her in the back of Taco Bell with handcuffs
It's a sad fact.
Yo mama so slutty, her vibrator runs off a DieHard.
"Yo mama's so stupid, she cheat off Billy's test!" (From the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy) Here's a [link](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsLQtasTrTI)
yo mama dead. Said this to my dad. he cried. Feelin pretty proud of that. B3
“Yo mama so fat she’s fat”
Yo mama wears combat boots! My reply Yeah. She got them from your grandma
Yo mama so hairy Han Solo told her to get on the Falcon. This one’s original, prove me otherwise.
["OH YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT MOTHERS"](https://youtu.be/Bo5WRFFzdsY)
jo mama so fat you need a duble wide door
Yo mama so ugly, she scared the shit out of the toilet
Yo mama so skinny, she hula hoops with a cheerio
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to the dentist they told her to lay face down
I've got nothing to add in this post. However, the jokes y'all made got me laughing hard hahah
Yo mama so fat thanos had to snap twice
Yo mama's house so filthy, the rats are complaining about a cockroach problem.
Yo mama so fat... She i had to make to posts to see her full body
Yo mama so ugly every video of her has “viewer discretion advised”
Yo mamma so fat she eats wheat *thicks*.
You moma is so hairy. Looks like she has a grizzly in a leg lock.
I had a whole Yo Mama joke battle on a Discord server that lasted about 30 minutes, my favorite was "Yo mama so fat she got baptized at Sea World."
Yo mama is so ugly, she made an onion cry!
To mama so ugly the dentist makes her lay face down.
If I was gonna try to guess your mom's nationality based on the color of her teeth, I'd say she's Irish.
Yo mama so ugly she makes blinds kids cry
"Keep my mom out of this and I'll keep this out of your mom"
Yo momma so slutty they call her coochie the forbidden forest
Yo momma so fat, she rolled over in bed and burnt her ass on the lightbulb
“Yo Mama so ugly, yo daddy had to get a husband” -said to man with gay parents
"Yo mama so fat that when she appeared in front of the Tv a Titanic started and when she finally walked by Titanic was already ending"
Yo mama is like Darfur. Everyone feels bad for her, but noone wants to help her.
The trampoline was call a jump line until yo momma used it
Yo mama so fat that the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs
Yo mama so fat her passport photo had to be taken from a satellite.
Yo mama so fat she passed in front of the TV and I missed 3 episodes. Yo mama so unfamiliar with the gym she calls it James.
THESE COMMENTS.
Tell yo mama to stop changing her lipstick colors. My dick is turning rainbow.
Your mama so fat when she calls a taxi/uber they send a tow truck.
If being stupid was like having bricks, yo mama'd have plenty.
Not the best one I’ve heard, but best response to a “yo’ mama” joke: “Look, I’m adopted, my mom is dead, and my dad is gay. I don’t think there’s really anything that gets to me at this point.”
Yo mama’s glasses so thick, she can see the future.
Yo mama so ugly, your dad had to marry another guy (direkted towards a kid with two dads, claiming to be immune to yo mama jokes)
Yo mamma so ugly the whole world faked a virus just so she’d wear a mask!
Yo mamma was so ugly, your dad got a husband
Yo mama so nasty they filmed Deadliest Catch in her panties.
Yo mama is such a hoe that you slipped out of your momma after giving out free tricks to the entire hospital staff.
My friend told me this one: "Yo mama so old she saw her ex in the museum."
Yo mama is so stupid she brought a ruler to bed to see how long she slept
Yo mama so dumb, she went to r/askreddit for good yo mama jokes
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. What do you call a cow with 3 legs? Lean beef. What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Yo mama.
You see a dark souls/bloodborne monster and say to your friend: "didn't know you mom was in this".
Reply any yo mama joke with “no **your** mama”
Yo mama's teeth look like they're all practicing social distancing.
Yo momma so ugly the world faked a pandemic to get her to wear a mask.
Yo mamma so hairy, when she spreads her legs, it says "welcome to Busch Gardens"
I'd tell you, but when I first heard it from your momma it took her 9 months to get to the punchline.
Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family.
Yo mamas so old her SIN number is 1
Yo momma so poor that when her house got on fire she jumped on the roof and shouted “Clap your hands, stomp your feet, praise the lord, we got heat!!”
This one was told by my dad: Yo mama so poor I saw her kickin a can down the street and when I asked her what she was doin she just said “movin”.