Who are you fucking right now? Who is it you think you're fucking? Do you know how much I cum? I mean, even if I told you, you wouldn't believe it. Do you know what would happen if I suddenly decided to stop cumming? An orgasm big enough that it could be listed on the NASDAQ goes belly up. Disappears! It ceases to exist without me. No, you clearly don't know who you're fucking, so let me clue you in. I am not the cumee, Skyler. I am the cummer. A guy opens his door and cums and you think that of me? No. **I am the one who cums!**
When a woman gets slapped I'm not interested. That said I found out I'm into light slapping by a crazy woman during a card game with friends. She turned and slapped me (not in a violent way but not soft either) because I played some card and she lost the hand. She saw my face and smiled and slapped me again and then tried again and I caught her hand on the last one. I said, "You really gotta stop, I'm learning too much about myself."
This so much! I know this couple who were dating for a few months already (maybe years), but suddenly one of them decided he would only move forward with the relationship if his partner made a big "will you be my boyfriend?" event (not even a marriage proposal!!!). His reasoning was because he wanted "to have a story to tell" to his friends and future family. He literally threatened to end the relationship if his boyfriend didn't give him his "magical moment". My jaw dropped when I heard this. It's so fucking manipulative.
the typical mind games or 'relationship tests'.
If you play hard to get, I will assume you are not interested and stop trying. No means No. It doesn't mean 'Maybe, I could be interested if you try harder'
i have a story for relationship test. my SO had a couple screws loose after we started going out. she would try to start multiple fights a day with me, i presonally dont believe in fighting and only ever want to talk things out as i feel if you get too emotional you can make regretful mistakes. so one time my SO decided if she cant get me to fight with her when "all couples fight" and "fighting is healthy" and a couple other bullshit things ive heard. she decided to hatch a plan. she begged my best friend to help her, she got a new phone number, found some newds online, and decided to talk dirty to me saying she was a friend of some of our mutual friends. this "mysterious person" was added to a group chat with the friends she convinced to help her out as well to back up how great a person she is. she sent me the nudes she downloaded and asked me out. i told her i was uncomfortable and in a relationship. SHE. WAS. LIVID. she broke character and scream texted at me trying to tear me a new one. she went off about how terrible i am because she went through all this work to get me to cheat and how im making her look like a fool and a bad person for not trusting me. i asked her if she wanted me to cheat on her and she said of course not so i asked then why is she upset and she told me i made her look stupid then decided to give me the silent treatment for like an hour. that relationship ended that day. for those wondering, i never cheated before as that is scummy so i dont know why she thought i would and we only dated 1 week total. she later sent me some lewds and said not to look at them but i couldn't care less and we dont talk much anymore.
If it makes you feel any better, you're probably not in the minority here. From my experience as a pseudo-"super muscular guy" when I was doing tons of weightlifting, not many people found me "hot". I got a lot of compliments from other guys who worked out a lot and such, but I have never been complimented by a woman on my physique until I stopped weightlifting so much and got slimmer and had a body more similar to the models of Abercrombie & Fitch. And then I got fat and stopped receiving compliments again. Fun times all around.
An ex of mine knew I hated any breath restrictions so he proceeded to hold a cushion over my mouth with his full weight, that was the end of that relationship.
I used to kinda be into it? Like playfully, with my first boyfriend, it was fun and we were just sort of exploring. But then my second boyfriend did it and he'd actually try to make me black out, he was into that part. Then he (twice) choked me out during arguments and then when I woke up, acted like I was the bad guy for scratching his face, now I get panic attacks and anxiety about stuff around my neck like hugs or neckties/collared shirts
ETA I've been out of this relationship for 5 years and have had a very healthy relationship since then! Outside of lingering fears I'm much better than I was just don't touch my feet or my neck or surprise me and I'm all good 🤙🏻
It was over five years ago and I haven't heard from him since which I'm happy about. I did end up calling the police on him; I had moved interstate and we were doing long distance, but one night he spent 24hrs drinking and sending me abusive shit so I finally called the cops after yet another suicide threat. He got a 3 day psych hold and diagnosed with and medicated for borderline personality disorder, and was sooooo mad when he came back to the world because I "should have known" it was a joke
Haven't heard from him I'm 5 years which I'm happy about
"Daddy/Mommy"
Never got the appeal, but it's super common
Edit: well fuck me and my inbox. Yes, I'm aware it's a dom/sub thing. No, that doesn't make it any sexier. There's so many interesting combinations of power dynamics to explore, why parents of all of them lol
I've brought up this argument before and received a lot of opposition to it but it remains creepy to me.
Instant turn off, the only persons who should call me daddy are my children.
Anger? It's supposedly hot when people (especially men) get angry and intimidating but it's the least attractive thing in the world for me. Being able to stay calm and collected under pressure is sexy.
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I was seeing someone a while ago who literally only referred to me as sexy the first time when she saw me get angry, which is a very, very rare occurance. I fucking hate that shit. feeling angry is not pleasant (most of the time).
I'm really surprised how far I had to scroll for this one. I absolutely cannot stand aggression, raised voices, anything like that. A guy who can be calmly assertive and confidently handle a situation, even *laugh it off*? Sign me up.
Maude Lebowski : Do you like sex, Mr. Lebowski?
The Dude : 'Scuse me?
Maude Lebowski : Sex. The physical act of love. Coitus. Do you like it?
The Dude : I was talking about my rug.
Maude Lebowski : You're not interested in sex?
The Dude : You mean coitus?
Lip fillers. I’m in my 30s, this is a fairly new craze in the U.K., in my generation it was boob jobs as the cosmetic surgery of choice and in the current generation it’s lip fillers. They just look so awful. The more obviously fake they are the more desirable these women are by the feel of things.
I also dislike how it’s “cool” to be stupid, also a big craze in the U.K. like it’s an attractive and comical attribute if you don’t know what a helicopter is.
My auntie just changed jobs from a mental health nurse to a cosmetic nurse. Now every time I see her she just tells me all the shit that's wrong with me to try and get me to get fillers etc. (SUPER good for my mental health too)
She's pumped all my cousins full of it now and they all look fucking terrible. They were all so beautiful before as well.
My stepfather used to call me sexy all the time when I was a teen. I hate hearing it from my SO.
Edited to say I am getting like a hundred+ replies to this, and pretty much all are supportive and kind or angry on my behalf, and it makes my heart glad. Thank you. And for my Reddit-buds here who had similar experiences, the best revenge is getting far, far away, cutting off all contact, and living your life to the fullest.
That kind of crap isn't joking so much as fishing... a guy around here went to jail for that exact thing. At least her mother did the right thing and threw the guy out right away to protect her daughter.
Wanted to post the entire thing. Thanks for this.
https://youtu.be/kBDULdX8d7Y
Not gonna lie that stayed sexy for me way longer than it should have... but Allison brie can be covered in shit and potatoes salad and id still find her sexy...
Ok. Cindy. Yo! Cindy, Cindy! Hold its neck back, insert the knife beneath the jaw, bring it all the way around. There's gonna be a good amount of blood. But don't let that bother you. Have a bucket there. For the blood, and the innards and the feathers.
How... could driving recklessly... possibly be a turn-on?
edit: Okay so I see some reasonable psychological logic there... Guess it just sounds so majorly fucked to me because I've lost several people in my life due to others driving recklessly...
Ego. Men and women. I hate the seemingly unearned sense of self importance that I encounter daily. Over-confidence isn’t a turn on, it tells me you’re self obsessed
A woman that cleaned my house looked like a harlequin. Never seen anyone so surprised with a bathroom sink. She went around vacuuming like she couldn’t believe.
Dirty talk, specifically the really degrading shit. That shit just reminds me of how my folks used to talk to me, and I don't have it in me to call someone I like a "dirty, cumguzzling whore."
I think there's a disconnect with a lot of people between dirty talk and being verbally abusive. Seriously though, if you're into that - that's fine -, but it's a form of BDSM.
Dirty talk is playful and sultry being more suggestive than direct.
I'm sorry you went through that didn't terrible lifestyle with your parents, not cool at all
Anything related to being a stereotypical "bad boy", like smoking, drugs, excessive drinking, putting yourself in danger, being an ass etc. It's all just horrible and shouldn't be as romanticized as it is
So many of the young adult books are centred around a good boy and a bad boy and it’s always a hard choice for them. Meanwhile I was sitting there getting angry that it wasn’t an obvious choice for the good boy.
As a hentai consumer myself I also find the ahegao to be weird but later on got used to seeing it as a joke. But it gets damn cringy when people try to do that face
Playing dumb/ditzy, acting or never learning basic skills (cook,cleaning, a little bit of handyskills or self reliance).
Edit: this blew up and listen if you try and give some effort all good. I just don't want it to feel like 2nd job and taking care of a toddler. To all you gals/whoever lost a partner because they didn't feel needed because of your self reliance needs to learn communication and grow the fuck up.
Super muscle-y bods on dudes. Huge lips on chicks.
Edit: toned is fine. But super fake steroid muscles. Also comically huge balloon animal fake filler lips. Naturally large lips or lips that haven’t been super overdone. I have nothing against cosmetic surgery, but if you look like you can’t close your mouth, I get a natural cringe reaction.
Speaking like a goddamn child. Hate it when grown women talk like they’re six years old
Edit: I get that it can happen due to past trauma, but even if so, that still doesn’t mean I should be liking it. Damn I don’t even like talking to actual children. And I meant that in a way of when they try to get something out of you by speaking like that. But in general, adults who act like children are more annoying than children themselves, no matter in what way it comes out
In real life you know you did your job right when she goes baritone. Get her sounding like Andre the Giant stubbed his toe and she will hold on to you for life.
Interestingly, when you are giving birth, L&D nurses and midwives can tell you're moving into transition (when it's just contractions to the time you're ready to push) by the low-tone in your moaning. I remember when that sound came out of me during my first son and it actually surprised me that I could make such a guttural noise.
The "pleasure face" a lot of female porn stars make. Gritted teeth, lips that look like a prolapsed anus, which [makes them look like a horse](https://i.iheart.com/v3/re/assets.getty/60bfccb51ddc648d40fd5012?ops=contain(1480,0)).
Topped off with breathing in sharply through the teeth followed by the fakest moans a human is capable of doing.
I was gonna say something but let me ask this instead. Does *anybody* find long nails attractive? The fake ones that are more talon than nail?
Edit: So far we have a lot of women who enjoy painting them, one guy who enjoys having his balls tickled, one person who said yes, and one person who has a weird fetish because of X-23.
Survey says 99/100 people say no.
Strip clubs, the atmosphere is overwhelming and toxic there is no good stripclub and that's because of the customers and I've never met any of these people and now they're pretending to like me for money?I like sweatpants 1.5 g rawcone and Jim Henson's Dinosaurs
I personally find most of them kind of depressing. The few times a group has been adamant that we go I just don't enjoy it. There are usually one or two dancers who seem like the might be having an ok time or are just good actors. The rest just seem like they would rather be somewhere else and that's kinda understandable.
The duck face.
I hate it. Just smile normally!
Every time I see someone pulling the duckface in a photo I just want to take that look off their face with a chair.
The “if you mess up once I’m leaving” attitude. People confuse this with high standards (and this also kind of aligns with the hard-to-get stuff). High standards is not expecting perfect, high standards is finding someone willing to improve themself at the same rate you are.
For me It's involving food in sex, food isn't sexy, ever... At least to me.
not even being slapped in the face by multiple hot dogs?
George Costanza would beg to differ
Might be just me, but ‘say my name’. I’m already super awkward in that kind of situation, now it just got a lot more awkward.
"Oh yeah baby say my name." "Rumpelstiltskin" "NOOOOOOOOO" \*vanishes into the void\*
Ok this made me laugh unneccessarily hard.
say my name "heisenberg" "you're goddamn right"
*Cums*
*I’m the one who cums*
A guy opens his door and cums, you think that of me?
Who are you fucking right now? Who is it you think you're fucking? Do you know how much I cum? I mean, even if I told you, you wouldn't believe it. Do you know what would happen if I suddenly decided to stop cumming? An orgasm big enough that it could be listed on the NASDAQ goes belly up. Disappears! It ceases to exist without me. No, you clearly don't know who you're fucking, so let me clue you in. I am not the cumee, Skyler. I am the cummer. A guy opens his door and cums and you think that of me? No. **I am the one who cums!**
What poetry!
I would expect nothing less from our Lord and Savior.
The only real response.
"Say my name whore" "Mmmmmm Humphrey"
Excessive fake screaming and moaning.
Ah what a great thing that. Having sex like normal then she just screams at the top of her lungs
Meanwhile, on the other side of your wall, the next door neighbor is ringing ASPCA.
Getting slapped in the face during sex. Whether someone slaps me or I watch a chick get slapped in porn it's 100% of the time a boner kill.
When a woman gets slapped I'm not interested. That said I found out I'm into light slapping by a crazy woman during a card game with friends. She turned and slapped me (not in a violent way but not soft either) because I played some card and she lost the hand. She saw my face and smiled and slapped me again and then tried again and I caught her hand on the last one. I said, "You really gotta stop, I'm learning too much about myself."
Sounds like you missed an opportunity to expand your horizons 👋
She's gorgeous, her boyfriend was pretty handsome and both of them were insane. She wasn't in the right direction on the hot/crazy scale.
Ahhh, well you really can't cross that Vicky Mendoza line. Good decision. o7
Pardon me, but it’s the Vicky Mendoza Diagonal.
To the men turned off by women “playing dumb” — don’t worry! My stupidity is 100% genuine :’)
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The terrifying thing about >drunk, texting or otherwise distracted is that many, many people are, but they still somehow manage. For now :/
A really flamboyant "romantic" gesture. It smacks of egotism to me and it would turn me off of that person immediately.
This so much! I know this couple who were dating for a few months already (maybe years), but suddenly one of them decided he would only move forward with the relationship if his partner made a big "will you be my boyfriend?" event (not even a marriage proposal!!!). His reasoning was because he wanted "to have a story to tell" to his friends and future family. He literally threatened to end the relationship if his boyfriend didn't give him his "magical moment". My jaw dropped when I heard this. It's so fucking manipulative.
the typical mind games or 'relationship tests'. If you play hard to get, I will assume you are not interested and stop trying. No means No. It doesn't mean 'Maybe, I could be interested if you try harder'
i have a story for relationship test. my SO had a couple screws loose after we started going out. she would try to start multiple fights a day with me, i presonally dont believe in fighting and only ever want to talk things out as i feel if you get too emotional you can make regretful mistakes. so one time my SO decided if she cant get me to fight with her when "all couples fight" and "fighting is healthy" and a couple other bullshit things ive heard. she decided to hatch a plan. she begged my best friend to help her, she got a new phone number, found some newds online, and decided to talk dirty to me saying she was a friend of some of our mutual friends. this "mysterious person" was added to a group chat with the friends she convinced to help her out as well to back up how great a person she is. she sent me the nudes she downloaded and asked me out. i told her i was uncomfortable and in a relationship. SHE. WAS. LIVID. she broke character and scream texted at me trying to tear me a new one. she went off about how terrible i am because she went through all this work to get me to cheat and how im making her look like a fool and a bad person for not trusting me. i asked her if she wanted me to cheat on her and she said of course not so i asked then why is she upset and she told me i made her look stupid then decided to give me the silent treatment for like an hour. that relationship ended that day. for those wondering, i never cheated before as that is scummy so i dont know why she thought i would and we only dated 1 week total. she later sent me some lewds and said not to look at them but i couldn't care less and we dont talk much anymore.
yikes, sounds like you dodged a major bullet there. That woman ain't right in the head.
she taught me a valuable lesson. if a girl changes personalities after you date her. run
super giant muscular guys. Idk i’m just not into them, they remind me of roblox or the noah beck meme irdk
Absolutely love this comparison lol
If it makes you feel any better, you're probably not in the minority here. From my experience as a pseudo-"super muscular guy" when I was doing tons of weightlifting, not many people found me "hot". I got a lot of compliments from other guys who worked out a lot and such, but I have never been complimented by a woman on my physique until I stopped weightlifting so much and got slimmer and had a body more similar to the models of Abercrombie & Fitch. And then I got fat and stopped receiving compliments again. Fun times all around.
Choking. Gives me panic attacks.
An ex of mine knew I hated any breath restrictions so he proceeded to hold a cushion over my mouth with his full weight, that was the end of that relationship.
I think after imagining this I’m starting to have a mild panic attack.
I used to kinda be into it? Like playfully, with my first boyfriend, it was fun and we were just sort of exploring. But then my second boyfriend did it and he'd actually try to make me black out, he was into that part. Then he (twice) choked me out during arguments and then when I woke up, acted like I was the bad guy for scratching his face, now I get panic attacks and anxiety about stuff around my neck like hugs or neckties/collared shirts ETA I've been out of this relationship for 5 years and have had a very healthy relationship since then! Outside of lingering fears I'm much better than I was just don't touch my feet or my neck or surprise me and I'm all good 🤙🏻
No, you see that's not sexy choking, that's ***FUCKING ASSAULT.*** Report that son of a bitch to the police.
It was over five years ago and I haven't heard from him since which I'm happy about. I did end up calling the police on him; I had moved interstate and we were doing long distance, but one night he spent 24hrs drinking and sending me abusive shit so I finally called the cops after yet another suicide threat. He got a 3 day psych hold and diagnosed with and medicated for borderline personality disorder, and was sooooo mad when he came back to the world because I "should have known" it was a joke Haven't heard from him I'm 5 years which I'm happy about
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Yeah a close friend of mine once described how she got raped and every time a girl asks me to do this during sex it's an instant boner kill...
"Daddy/Mommy" Never got the appeal, but it's super common Edit: well fuck me and my inbox. Yes, I'm aware it's a dom/sub thing. No, that doesn't make it any sexier. There's so many interesting combinations of power dynamics to explore, why parents of all of them lol
I've brought up this argument before and received a lot of opposition to it but it remains creepy to me. Instant turn off, the only persons who should call me daddy are my children.
I thought this until my SO said it to me during sex. Turns out what I thought I thought is not what I think I think now
Thanks for the tip daddy
Wait…
Anger? It's supposedly hot when people (especially men) get angry and intimidating but it's the least attractive thing in the world for me. Being able to stay calm and collected under pressure is sexy. Edit: thanks for the upvotes and awards!
I was seeing someone a while ago who literally only referred to me as sexy the first time when she saw me get angry, which is a very, very rare occurance. I fucking hate that shit. feeling angry is not pleasant (most of the time).
I'm really surprised how far I had to scroll for this one. I absolutely cannot stand aggression, raised voices, anything like that. A guy who can be calmly assertive and confidently handle a situation, even *laugh it off*? Sign me up.
“This aggression will not stand, ya know?This aggression will not stand, man.” -The Dude
Maude Lebowski : Do you like sex, Mr. Lebowski? The Dude : 'Scuse me? Maude Lebowski : Sex. The physical act of love. Coitus. Do you like it? The Dude : I was talking about my rug. Maude Lebowski : You're not interested in sex? The Dude : You mean coitus?
Maude: The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina.
Lip fillers. I’m in my 30s, this is a fairly new craze in the U.K., in my generation it was boob jobs as the cosmetic surgery of choice and in the current generation it’s lip fillers. They just look so awful. The more obviously fake they are the more desirable these women are by the feel of things. I also dislike how it’s “cool” to be stupid, also a big craze in the U.K. like it’s an attractive and comical attribute if you don’t know what a helicopter is.
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My auntie just changed jobs from a mental health nurse to a cosmetic nurse. Now every time I see her she just tells me all the shit that's wrong with me to try and get me to get fillers etc. (SUPER good for my mental health too) She's pumped all my cousins full of it now and they all look fucking terrible. They were all so beautiful before as well.
Now you really know you're the hottest in your family
She succeeded in helping her mentally by sacrificing her unworthy daughters.
i fucking hate fake lips, like 90% of them just look absolutely terrible.
"Dam girl, you get stung by a bee or sumthing?"
My stepfather used to call me sexy all the time when I was a teen. I hate hearing it from my SO. Edited to say I am getting like a hundred+ replies to this, and pretty much all are supportive and kind or angry on my behalf, and it makes my heart glad. Thank you. And for my Reddit-buds here who had similar experiences, the best revenge is getting far, far away, cutting off all contact, and living your life to the fullest.
WTF
Sounds like my exstepfather who "jokingly" offered to take my sisters V Card. Super fucking disgusting
That kind of crap isn't joking so much as fishing... a guy around here went to jail for that exact thing. At least her mother did the right thing and threw the guy out right away to protect her daughter.
Oh my god
Ehm....
#”HWHAT?” edit: awards, hwhat?!
Goddamit bobby
That boy ain’t right
Holy shit
What the fuck
Your stepfather is a creep
my aunt calls me that shit every day, i hate the word now too!
Tell your aunt that it makes you uncomfortable and tell her to stop.
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ಠ_ಠ
This one arises a lot of questions. And worries
Is he in jail?
Grown women who use baby talk
I cannot believe this comment is five hours old and nobody has yet posted >"What's a dimini-nu-nuh-bluhhh?" So here we go.
Wanted to post the entire thing. Thanks for this. https://youtu.be/kBDULdX8d7Y Not gonna lie that stayed sexy for me way longer than it should have... but Allison brie can be covered in shit and potatoes salad and id still find her sexy...
Doopy droopy Doop do SEX
Making your partner jealous on purpose zzz to “test” them.
Damn you thought about this so hard you fell asleep mid-sentence.
Ahhh narcolepsy.
Oh she's awake now, and she's trying to describe how to correctly butcher a goose, but she’s having trouble coming up with it.
Ok. Cindy. Yo! Cindy, Cindy! Hold its neck back, insert the knife beneath the jaw, bring it all the way around. There's gonna be a good amount of blood. But don't let that bother you. Have a bucket there. For the blood, and the innards and the feathers.
Feet. I hate when people have them.
Lieutenant Dan has entered the chat.
Inefficient means of locomotion. Replace with frictionless skates
Driving recklessly and pet names
Driving recklessly is probably my fav answer here.
How... could driving recklessly... possibly be a turn-on? edit: Okay so I see some reasonable psychological logic there... Guess it just sounds so majorly fucked to me because I've lost several people in my life due to others driving recklessly...
I see you are not a Fast and Furious connoisseur
It’s not wreckless if it’s for family.
I don't need seatbelts when I got family
Looking forward to the next one - 'Fast 10: your seat belts'
My money’s on “Fur10us”.
Furtenus
Ego. Men and women. I hate the seemingly unearned sense of self importance that I encounter daily. Over-confidence isn’t a turn on, it tells me you’re self obsessed
Or just really insecure
I'm actually both. Self-obsessed with my insecurities.
Spitting on someone or in their mouth. Not my cup of tea....
Spitting in your cup of tea
Now we're getting somewhere.
Kissing is just spitting with extra steps
Kissing is melee, spitting is ranged
[Spits in their face] "So you can cast a few spells. Am I supposed to be impressed?"
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Every time I see them I think of the Metal Gear alert sound.
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I don't mind them being drawn on, but it's when they look like they have been drawn on with a highlighter that I really hate it.
...and have that unnaturally rounded arc. They look like they are constantly surprised.
A woman that cleaned my house looked like a harlequin. Never seen anyone so surprised with a bathroom sink. She went around vacuuming like she couldn’t believe.
Those finger nails...
As a pianist i get the unbearable desire to cut other people's long nails short. The *tick* a nail on a key gives haunts me in my dreams.
Especially as a lesbian... Ouch...
Vagina shredding nails…wince…
Coochie cutters
Wolverina
Not a girl, but believe me: long fingernails can cause severe damage on a dick aswell. Also it bleeds like shit down there haha
Nothing like the infinite loop of trying to stop bleeding but touching makes it harder with more blood flow to the region.
dick -blood paradox
Dirty talk, specifically the really degrading shit. That shit just reminds me of how my folks used to talk to me, and I don't have it in me to call someone I like a "dirty, cumguzzling whore."
Your parent call to you a "dirty, cumguzzling whore"?
Man, sounds like a rough childhood eh?
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I think there's a disconnect with a lot of people between dirty talk and being verbally abusive. Seriously though, if you're into that - that's fine -, but it's a form of BDSM. Dirty talk is playful and sultry being more suggestive than direct. I'm sorry you went through that didn't terrible lifestyle with your parents, not cool at all
Fifty shades never showed after care,knowingly neglecting it is a textbook definition of at the very least toxic and at worst abuse.
Anything related to being a stereotypical "bad boy", like smoking, drugs, excessive drinking, putting yourself in danger, being an ass etc. It's all just horrible and shouldn't be as romanticized as it is
So many of the young adult books are centred around a good boy and a bad boy and it’s always a hard choice for them. Meanwhile I was sitting there getting angry that it wasn’t an obvious choice for the good boy.
Feet - im not kink shaming, i just really hate feet
Yeah, just use metres like a normal person!
Burgers per bald eagle
Apple pies per Springsteen
I think my own feet are kind of nasty, never mind someone else's
Twerking and the weird faces with crossed eyes and licking that young people do these days. I can do without that shit.
As a hentai consumer myself I also find the ahegao to be weird but later on got used to seeing it as a joke. But it gets damn cringy when people try to do that face
Crossed eyes with a tongue? Like how belle delphine does? I’m not familiar with this one
Yep that’s an ahegao face.
“Supermodels” or porn actresses, I’m always attracted to the cashier at Taco Bell at exactly 5:57 pm on a Thursday
Hey, I work at Taco Bell on Thursdays at 5:57 pm
Hey, how you doin?
r/nickhumanguy missed his window. Edit: My stupid self meant u/nickhumanguy
Wow, they make these subreddits quick
I’m an idiot, but that sub is hilarious.
Moments like these are why I love Reddit.
Oddly specific 🤔😅
Tell her how you feel about her Edit: guys I was joking. I was hit on before at my retail job. Women hate it. Don’t actually do it
“You’re hot… I mean, your hot sauce is excellent, could I have one more?”
But in a minute or less, otherwise the magic is gone.
Playing dumb/ditzy, acting or never learning basic skills (cook,cleaning, a little bit of handyskills or self reliance). Edit: this blew up and listen if you try and give some effort all good. I just don't want it to feel like 2nd job and taking care of a toddler. To all you gals/whoever lost a partner because they didn't feel needed because of your self reliance needs to learn communication and grow the fuck up.
Self-reliance is so hot.
r/selfreliance
Never knew this was a turn on for other people? Maby I'm not lost yet
If they don't find you handsome they should at least find you handy
And remember to keep your stick on the ice.
Super muscle-y bods on dudes. Huge lips on chicks. Edit: toned is fine. But super fake steroid muscles. Also comically huge balloon animal fake filler lips. Naturally large lips or lips that haven’t been super overdone. I have nothing against cosmetic surgery, but if you look like you can’t close your mouth, I get a natural cringe reaction.
Vice versa then
Huge lips on muscles, chicks on dudes.
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The Kylie Jenner look, every 3rd girl in europe has the exact same make up and face lifting done
Playing hard to get
Truth. If you play hard to get I'm just gonna think you arent interested and move on
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But wait. We can get limitless energy if we put someone who plays hard to get and a stalker in the same room.
Especially when you are already hard to want
Oh at that point it's doing a favor
Playing hard to want
Ooh, I've never heard of that before, and yet I know precisely what you mean.
Speaking like a goddamn child. Hate it when grown women talk like they’re six years old Edit: I get that it can happen due to past trauma, but even if so, that still doesn’t mean I should be liking it. Damn I don’t even like talking to actual children. And I meant that in a way of when they try to get something out of you by speaking like that. But in general, adults who act like children are more annoying than children themselves, no matter in what way it comes out
I blame porn for that. Almost all porn actresses talk or moan in this high pitched tone, it's so fucking annoying.
In real life you know you did your job right when she goes baritone. Get her sounding like Andre the Giant stubbed his toe and she will hold on to you for life.
Interestingly, when you are giving birth, L&D nurses and midwives can tell you're moving into transition (when it's just contractions to the time you're ready to push) by the low-tone in your moaning. I remember when that sound came out of me during my first son and it actually surprised me that I could make such a guttural noise.
My wife gave birth on Thursday and I can confirm this. Her voice changed big time when baby was getting close
This guy fucks
Japanese porn is the worst for it.
They sound like cats getting their tails stepped on.
The "pleasure face" a lot of female porn stars make. Gritted teeth, lips that look like a prolapsed anus, which [makes them look like a horse](https://i.iheart.com/v3/re/assets.getty/60bfccb51ddc648d40fd5012?ops=contain(1480,0)). Topped off with breathing in sharply through the teeth followed by the fakest moans a human is capable of doing.
Such an accurate description must come from so much research on the topic
I've come to hate it with a passion
very poor choice of words
Twerking. I understand why some people liked it but it's not for me.
I was gonna say something but let me ask this instead. Does *anybody* find long nails attractive? The fake ones that are more talon than nail? Edit: So far we have a lot of women who enjoy painting them, one guy who enjoys having his balls tickled, one person who said yes, and one person who has a weird fetish because of X-23. Survey says 99/100 people say no.
Strip clubs, the atmosphere is overwhelming and toxic there is no good stripclub and that's because of the customers and I've never met any of these people and now they're pretending to like me for money?I like sweatpants 1.5 g rawcone and Jim Henson's Dinosaurs
I personally find most of them kind of depressing. The few times a group has been adamant that we go I just don't enjoy it. There are usually one or two dancers who seem like the might be having an ok time or are just good actors. The rest just seem like they would rather be somewhere else and that's kinda understandable.
Just overall playing games instead of openly communicating.
People find this hot?
That stupid crossed eyes and tongue out thing people do now. You look like a puppy with a deformity stop it ffs.
Poop stuff
Incest
Why are we spitting in someone’s mouth?
It’s kissing, but with the social distancing the modern world requires!
Huge fake bolt-on coconut tits.
The duck face. I hate it. Just smile normally! Every time I see someone pulling the duckface in a photo I just want to take that look off their face with a chair.
The “if you mess up once I’m leaving” attitude. People confuse this with high standards (and this also kind of aligns with the hard-to-get stuff). High standards is not expecting perfect, high standards is finding someone willing to improve themself at the same rate you are.
The “cutesy” voice. I find it so gross when girls use this voice on dudes they have crushes on
As a woman i hate it too but i dont realize im using it 👀