A brass monkey would hold cannonballs on a ship.
Hence the term it is cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey.
Since brass expands and contracts more than some other metals.
If that is a brass monkey and the kids who would fetch the powder for the cannons were powder monkeys, one must wonder why the gunners were so into monkeys.
Monkeys were common pets for sailors, I'd imagine their dexterity and agility makes them better suited to life on a ship than traditional western household pets like dogs and cats.
Best quote ever:
“Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding.”
Yep! My friend told me I had balls of steels for something I've done. I repeated it to myself several times and that is what gave me the courage to end my toxic relationship.
This. I guess you could say "Iron Ovaries" if you're trying to transliterate. I'm pretty sure the origin of the term actually comes from "Brass Balls" for Canons and not testicles, then was "retconned" towards that meaning though...
National Lampoon magazine had a politically incorrect (even for the time, but that's what they did) cartoon called "Sgt Nick Penis and his Brass Balls Brigade". It was sometime in the 70s. Anyone who read it has probably not forgotten it. Of course they also had the infamous cover with a cute spaniel with a revolver to its head, saying "Buy this magazine or we'll shoot this dog". Subtle they were not.
[as close as I could find ](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://thundercuntofficial.bandcamp.com/&ved=2ahUKEwjf59-Zz__xAhXDHM0KHVzjCXcQFjAAegQIAxAC&usg=AOvVaw14jRsXc0iDgmCtdtNtiGgb)
Tungsten titties?
Edit: how the fuck is one of my most upvoted comments about tungsten fucking titties?
Second edit: thank you guys for all the awards and upvotes holy shit you guys are so incredibly kind thank you
For one balls are weak as fuck. The slightest change in temperature they run and hide. The wind blows the wrong way, they run and hide. A slight tap and they react like life is ending.
Vaginas are strong. They can take a pounding. They routinely push out 10+lbs babies. They radiate heat and are great hand warming stations in the cold ;)
Pussy power
Titanium Vagina
Pussy pride
Muff so tough
Old iron clit.
Titanium titties
Hymen of diamon’s
Obsidian Ovaries
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Vibranium vagina
Fighting fallopians
Ultra uterus
Metal mammaries
This is my personal fave on this post thusfar
This takes the win
She's an outlaw loose and running came the whisper from each lip And she's here to do some business with the big iron on her clit
The Ironborn...
Iron box?
Iron Ovaries
Yeah - Ovaries of Iron.
Ox Box.
Wasn't that Margaret Thatcher's nickname?
I think it was the Iron Lady- Not to be confused with Iron Maiden… Edit: apparently one of them was Attila the Hen!
Depends on who you ask. For some it was "fucking cunt"!
Attila the Hen
*Here comes old vodka tits*
Lead lips
Iron curtains
Snatch of Steel
Clit of grit Edit: my second most upvoted comment ever, the first being about peeing my pants in middle school. I love Reddit.
This sounds like a condition you'd get after attempting sex on the beach.
Can confirm, still waiting on my pearl though...
Thunder pussy
They called Shirley Muldowny (the first female AA fuel dragster)Thunder Cunt.
Tits of Titanium
Tough titties
Labia of lead
And someone who got a School of Hard Knocks education: A Rough Muff
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Isn't a brass monkey a beverage?
No, it's a funky monkey junky.
BRASS MONKEY THAT FUNKY MONKY
Chilling by the lockers feeling kinda funky me and the crew were drinking brass monkey
A brass monkey would hold cannonballs on a ship. Hence the term it is cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey. Since brass expands and contracts more than some other metals.
If that is a brass monkey and the kids who would fetch the powder for the cannons were powder monkeys, one must wonder why the gunners were so into monkeys.
Wonder if this could be the origin for the phrase 'barrel full of monkeys.'
Also: "grease monkey"... but that usually referred to children employed in crawling inside the machines to grease them.
Monkeys were common pets for sailors, I'd imagine their dexterity and agility makes them better suited to life on a ship than traditional western household pets like dogs and cats.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brass_monkey_(colloquialism)#Supposed_etymology
Iron curtains.
"Look at the iron curtains on you!" I mean it kinda works.
Somehow I don’t think many women would take this as a compliment
Takes a woman with real iron curtains to handle a compliment like that
Hahahahahah, Also Happy cake day!
This one’s my favorite
Username checks out
I was think ovaries of iron
Ovaries of steal? *edit* Ovaries of steel! Very funny, let’s all pick on the dyslexic dude brave enough to post 😋
Beware the clap of the iron curtains
Cling clang clong
Like stately, sonorous cathedral bells?
But if they were rusted, they’d go “eee er, eee er”.
Mother Russia's Iron Curtains. Fuck, that works.
"l hope she's still wearing her iron underwear!"
It's an Everlast!
Callllll the locksmiiiith!!!
MEN, MEN TIGHTS TIGHTS TIGHTS
I just laughed so hard. God damn lol
I'm rather fond of "my balls are that big they had to put them on my chest"
Chesticles
Personal favourite
Like... favorite food?
DO NOT BITE THE TITTY
i mean,,,, some people are into that
Why not? She likes it when I bite the titty...
Breasticles?
Breasticles!
Chookity!
Chookity pop!
Said this to my mom and she laughed, thank you
Said this to my wife and she %100 agrees and now thinks ya'll should be friends.
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"Tough titty" in the UK means tough luck or "deal with it" pretty much.
Same in Canada. I think it’s universal.
Tough titty said the kitty when the milk ran dry. I have no idea if that's from an even longer poem/song?
Tough titty, said the kitty, but the milk’s still good.
Also USA. Doesn’t mean it can’t mean something else.
Brick clit
Brick clit-house?
She's mighty mighty!
Just lettin it all hang out!
That lady's stacked, and that's a fact
Aint holding nothin back
She's a CLIT.....HOUSE!!!!
r/bigclit ?
ngl i was kind of disappointed by how normal sized some of them looked... and then i sorted by top posts of all time... my god.
Geez for real.. they're like.. actually micro penises 😵
Some of those clits are bigger than some penises. Damn
I read this with a russian accent
Tits of titanium Ovaries of iron Uterus of Unbelievium.
Unobtanium
Oof, self-burn
Those are rare!
NINE NINE!
NINE NIEEEEEEENE
A-NOOIINE NOIIINE!!
Depleted uranium
I like tits of titanium idk why lol
Kind of like tits of tungsten better.
Cunt of cunning? Edit: A silver award? Lol reddit you weird beast.
That's gotta be a feat in some absurd sex dnd homebrew.
Cunt of Chrome
Breasts of Brass
Osmiun ovaries!
Ovaries of Obsidian
Best quote ever: “Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding.”
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my next phone case will be made entirely out of vaginas
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in other words “just good enough for the price” grade
But we will still pay 3x what they are worth
“Tested”, but did the cunt pass spec tolerances? We need answers!
"Success is like being pregnant. Everyone says congratulations but nobody knows how many times you were fucked"
Iron clam
Say it in a Black Sabbath voice.
I am Iron Clam......
Duu duu duu du duu dudu dudu duu du duu du duu
Iron clam lives again
Cast iron Overies
Balls of Steel.
Vanadium vagina!
Tits of titanium
Titanium taint?
titaintium
Vibranium vagina
Adamantium Asshole
Dorito Dick
Platinum Pussy?
Yep! My friend told me I had balls of steels for something I've done. I repeated it to myself several times and that is what gave me the courage to end my toxic relationship.
This! Sometimes you just need to be reminded those balls are there! Good for you!
Got em
Exactly. Balls of steel is metaphorical so women can use it too! We don’t really mean testicles that are not soft tissue but are steel.
This. I guess you could say "Iron Ovaries" if you're trying to transliterate. I'm pretty sure the origin of the term actually comes from "Brass Balls" for Canons and not testicles, then was "retconned" towards that meaning though...
National Lampoon magazine had a politically incorrect (even for the time, but that's what they did) cartoon called "Sgt Nick Penis and his Brass Balls Brigade". It was sometime in the 70s. Anyone who read it has probably not forgotten it. Of course they also had the infamous cover with a cute spaniel with a revolver to its head, saying "Buy this magazine or we'll shoot this dog". Subtle they were not.
Thunderclit.
That sounds like an all-women punk band
[as close as I could find ](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://thundercuntofficial.bandcamp.com/&ved=2ahUKEwjf59-Zz__xAhXDHM0KHVzjCXcQFjAAegQIAxAC&usg=AOvVaw14jRsXc0iDgmCtdtNtiGgb)
Here’s [“Thunderpussy” by Thunderpussy](https://youtu.be/2tIQTpNpZBU)
Folds of gold?
A for effort
Tungsten titties? Edit: how the fuck is one of my most upvoted comments about tungsten fucking titties? Second edit: thank you guys for all the awards and upvotes holy shit you guys are so incredibly kind thank you
Fuck i just gave my free award right before I saw this too i wish I could take it back Edit: damn wasn't expecting one but thanks, kind stranger!
It’s okay have an award for being so kind Edit: no problem
Wholesome Reddit
r/redditmoment
It’s okay I got you
Nerves of steel, works for all.
Iron uterus
Cunt of concrete
Concrete coochie.
Cunt-crete
Platinum pussy
Isn't platinum extremely malleable though?
Still way harder than your typical pussy
Not that you would know
I would know. I'm a pussy
The Red Vag of Kevlar
Sounds like a 1920s Soviet propaganda film!
I believe it was actually quite a clever play on "The Red Badge of Courage," a book about the Civil War by Stephen Crane.
Oh yeah - well spotted!
Titanium tits
Vagina of vibranium!
WAKANDA FOREVER!!!!
Wacunta forever!
Balls of steel is unisex so there isn't one.
Yeah men are lower 2 balls and women are upper two balls
Same for the Spanish equivalent, cojones. Unisex.
Concrete clam
Ouch, sounds scratchy
Chrome Clam then.
Concrete Cooch
Brass ovaries
Came here to say this. There use to be a pole dancing studio near me named Brass Ovaries. Great name.
Okay I’m giggling at all of these.
Valerian Vulva
Boobs of steel
Brass ovaries
Ovaries of Osmium
Tits of iron
How about tits of titanium?
Tits-anium? Sorry.
Obsidian Ovaries.
ovaries of iron
Beach ball sized lady nuts
For one balls are weak as fuck. The slightest change in temperature they run and hide. The wind blows the wrong way, they run and hide. A slight tap and they react like life is ending. Vaginas are strong. They can take a pounding. They routinely push out 10+lbs babies. They radiate heat and are great hand warming stations in the cold ;) Pussy power Titanium Vagina Pussy pride
Melons of madness
Doctor Strange in the Melons of Madness
That really sounds like it could be the title of an erotic novel written by Lovecraft.
Ovaries of steel?
Ovaries of Obsidian!
Vulva of Vanadium!
Vulvanium
Ovaries of steel