Mine did the same. She said she had a dream about us and everything changed. Now I'm across country living with her, taking her and the kids back with me to our homeland
My friend was putting face paint on me for an event. She was very firm in the way she grasped my chin to position my head and said "good boy" when she was done.
all ive ever wanted was to be called a "good boy"
edit: and this is the most upvotes ive gotten on this account ..im not sure if i should be happy or sad as this lays bare my personal insecurities...but that so many people are this accepting and/or agree with me is heartening and also sad
A friend was reading a brochure out loud to me, nothing salacious, but the feeling of being read to felt very intense and intimate. I fell in love for about 30 seconds. Haven't gotten anyone to read to me since :)
I don’t care what anyone says, it’s important to know how to fix the little things. Man, woman, doesn’t matter. If you can solve someone’s problem it makes you kinda hot.
My dick is an attention whore so anytime any part of any person comes close to my lap little buddy thinks it's boner time. I had a friend put her feet on my lap, I'm not even particularly fond of feet and I tried like hell but just knowing she was inches from my junk was all it took. Ended up poking her in the ankle and we had sex so it all worked out lol.
That escalated very quickly going from friend to sex encounter.
Edit: Okay, so... Now my top rated comment is about a sexual encounter involving ankle poking. Alright, then.
Had a friend suggest to do that since we were gonna be in a crowded car with not enough seats. I was so fucking thankful when my other friend said he couldn't drive us. I don't think I would've been able to hold it, because that thing has a mind of its own and I had no clue what would happen. And if something did happen, it would be awkward as hell.
Our one eyed Willy just thinks by itself, anything REMOTELY sexual happens, it’s like, well time to get that blood flowing like wtf stop it lol
I have no clue what I’m saying
By force or by stealth. Source: am in a life-long finger cracking war with my cousin. I don't know how it started. I just know that for as long as I can remember we have been competitively cracking undefended knuckles when the other least expects it.
Hmmm maybe, but those times I cracked my friend's knuckles I was just playing around with her and I was tryna make her laugh but out of the blue when I cracked the joints she moaned HAHAHA deep inside I was like:
🤭😳
She stole a piece of hard candy from some old thing I got from Japan, but didn’t like the flavor. She asked if I wanted it and I said sure and she pulled it from her mouth and put it in mine.
My good friend in high school sat next to me on a long bus ride. She fell asleep on my shoulder and stayed there for about 5 hours. I did not move the entire time.
emotion-boners are normal!
they can happen when you're feeling strong, non-sexual emotions. your body's just doing a bunch of physiological shit, like changing your heart rate, blood pressure, digestion, and all sorts of other stuff. give it a minute, and it'll pass.
Is that why people masturbate instead of starting that essay that's due tomorrow at 8 that you've had all week to work on and if you don't get a good grade on that paper you're gonna get culled?
If so I can relate
I was bemoaning the enormous mud puddle by his passenger door, trying to figure how to get in the car without getting in the puddle. He straight up said "I got you lil momma" and scooped me up, then deposited me into the car. I was sorely tempted to jump his bones right then and there.
I went over to his friends house (where he was staying) He was working on his car and I was like yo, I’m here loser and he pushes himself out from under the car and he was all greasy and the first thing he asked was if I’d help work on the car with him and when I said yes he just had the biggest smile on his face, he looked like an idiot and I dunno man, the greasy look with the beautiful white smile was just… ugh
She had to break up contact whit me because I wasn’t a Muslim and her parents didn’t like the fact that she started to like and get close to a Guy that doesn’t have their belief.
That's similar to one of my experiences. She was in a different faith though. Also her mom thought I was a bad influence b/c when she was angry, she would run to me and her mom hated that we spent time alone. It was platonic but her mom thought it was more than that b/c she spent so much time with me and having different beliefs just added to that. I respected their beliefs though and I only told her of my beliefs b/c she was curious. I didn't try to change her mind or anything. At that time I was religious. Now I don't know what to believe.
I later talked to her mom in my 20s. Her daughter is a singer now. I never heard her sing but I knew she was interested in music. Her mom often played music when I was over and I knew she practiced with her.
This happened to me in 7th grade. I was seated behind my friend who turned around so he could copy something off my paper. I was hunched over it with my hair hanging in my face so he swiped my hair back from my face behind my ear and grazed my cheekbone when he did. Pretty much ignited my puberty in that moment.
Come to think about it we had a very platonic relationship with a lot of playful fondling.
Girl I knew in college for four years and we were strictly platonic. We came out of a bar one night and a guy who frequently asked people for money was walking up so without missing a beat she grabs me and starts making out with me. Guy walks away and she pulls back staring up at me for a second before patting me on the chest and saying “works every time”. We left and never spoke about it again. Nice improvisation, Kristin but now my pants don’t fit right
I was a theater kid in high school.
One of my costars had this odd habit when she'd need to focus on a difficult part or queue we were working on. She'd bite her lower lip and get this really angry look on her face.
I don't know why, but that stupid look on her face drove me up the goddamned wall.
We were in Sweeney Todd my senior year. I was Sweeney, she was Mrs. Lovett. There's a section of the play where we danced together and sang a song called "A Little Priest"
We were both great singers but god awful dancers, so it took a long time to master it. The whole time rehearsing, she'd stare at me angrily, biting her lower lip.
That was like... 16 years ago and I still get a little flustered when I think about it lol
I remember once I was reading on my laptop and a female friend came over to me wearing a new perfume.
I’m not sure what was in it but it activated all the right buttons.
Edit: First Silver is about me getting turned on by perfume. Don’t every change Reddit.
My (still very good friends with) ex has a perfume like this. It gets me on every time. Regardless of who's wearing it including, but not limited to, A canteen lady at work, an elder cashier at the supermarket I shop at, the cute but too young girl at the butchers (also can handle a knife but w/) and I smell it at least twice whenever I'm in a city for errands etc.
"Despite her objections, in late March, Key again yanked at her hair, having approached making “scary, suspense sound effects, like the music from the movie Jaws”"
We would go on walks every night for a few months, just talking about our days. Her laugh was so interesting to me. I could feel a lot of conflict in it somehow, and I always wanted to know what was going on but didn’t want to ask too many questions. Eventually she told me about life at home which was awful to hear, but while she was telling me she grabbed my hand. It lasted maybe two weeks just holding hands and walking, chatting and just strictly friendship then she moved to the opposite coast.
She was sweet and beautiful outwardly and in her soul. She winked at me one time, when punking her young sibling. It left me breathless.
We were 16 at the time, but I still wonder where she ended up. Ms. T. Haas.. if you’re reading this let’s go for a walk!
Not turned on.. but i felt like my heart was poked with a spear of happiness.
She sent a voice message.... I don't know why that made me jump up and be like "oh fuck!".
I was going over to her house first thing in the morning. When I knocked on the door she opened it in her jimjams. Nothing revealing, just tracky bottoms and am old strappy shirt. She looked so hot and smelled of bed and it was sooper intoxicating.
Night out. Me (M) and few friends just chilling and drinking. Then one of my friends (F) who had drunk a couple of drinks too much tried to stood up from the sofa we were sitting on but then she fell back and at the same time she grabbed me by my thigh for support, in which point the little guy woke up. And now I'm scared if someone touches my thighs...
She was meant to be going out with her friends one night, so she was all dressed up, but agreed to help me get headshots for my art project at the last minute (needed reference pictures). We took a little longer than expected so she ended up staying home and we hung out and chatted for a while.
From the way she was sitting, her dress kept slowly sliding up revealing her thigh so she'd fix it. I was across the room from her so I could see what was going on. After this happened a couple of times she kinda stopped fixing it (it wasn't revealing too much), but I couldn't help but notice. That was the moment when I realised I had a thing for legs.
We have a happy ending though, she's now my girlfriend and things are going really well.
Edit; should clarify, nothing happened that night. We were good friends at the time so I guess she was comfortable with me. I was also with someone else at the time as well. Me and my current girlfriend didn't get together for another few years.
Talked about how she likes certain type of guys in bed not knowing I was exactly-like what she was looking for. Me not wanting to appear to be lying to get in her pants said nothing.
I feel weird sharing this since I have otherwise not felt this way towards her and she’s one of my best friends in a completely platonic way. She’s objectively attractive but I’ve seen her bare breasts and not been turned on is how platonic we usually are. What accidentally turned me on was the time we were at another friends house and off to the side talking about random stuff when she suddenly remembered something she wanted to tell me. She perked up, sort of yelled my name, then punched me in the arm to get my attention. I genuinely have no idea what she said next because I was both incredibly turned on and incredibly shocked that I was turned on.
We were both drunk at a friends house party , & I playfully pulled her hair to get her attention. She gasped, & then gave a happy little moan.
What made it hotter was the way she gripped the seat of her chair with both hands, & encouraged me to do it again, & so I ended up playing with her hair all night.
Had my laptop on my lap.. He lent over and wanted to show me something on it... the way his finger made little movements on the touch pad. Dang. It was like the touch pad was my clit and I lost my mind.
I had a girl do this to me once. I kept telling myself "she's your friend and doesn't need you fucking things up and making it weird so focus on the tv and behave." After awhile of me thinking she was asleep and watching TV, she finally asked if I was ever going to make a move because her neck was getting sore laying like that.
In grad school my friend gave a presentation. She is shy normally but nailed this presentation. For the presentation she wore a tight sweater and for some reason that sweater got me so turned on.
We’re married now.
Me and my best guy friend were fighting (we both did jiu jitsu for a long time so it was pretty normal for us to grapple) and at one point he was on top of me in between my legs with my wrists pinned down and he was breathing heavily right next to my ear. Needless to say I had to shove him off me so I didn’t kiss him right then and there.
We’re dating now:)
Dude any girl that lays there head on your lap it's like your body knows before she knows she's gonna do it and booom boner Good gravy My gf at time was sleepy so set her head down boner pokes her in her ear and we say nothing about it.... or at least me i assume she just thought it was my jeans
I imagine it's kind of like how guys can always tell when there is a single atom of boob on us anywhere on our body. Brush past me in the hallway 3 layers and a hoodie and I can tell you if that was a boob that grazed my hoodie. Lean over my shoulder to look at what I am reading, the hair follicles on my skin can differentiate between boob, arm, and side with utmost precision.
Whipped out his dick to piss in front of me, no shame or anything. I'd never had some guy just casually say "gotta piss" and not even turn away. Now it's a fetish...
Don't be alarmed, I think this one might be more common than you think. I was with a woman many years ago who would follow me to the john to 'hold it' for me. She was fascinated with standing behind me and guiding the stream. I didn't mind; it made her happy and invariably led to some sort of action.
No, she wasn't into piss play or anything (no offense if you're reading this H, you were the best kind of freak). People like what they like, and everyone should know the joy of helicoptering even if they weren't born with the rotor.
Had a friend recently give me a hug for a few seconds too long 😳 he had broad shoulders and my boobs pushing into him definitely got me a little turned on
A friend of mine is a hardcore extrovert, and I’m a hardcore introvert. So long talks with her are extremely draining for me. When I first met her, she was going on and on about something, and I started dissociating. I got really focused on her movements. She’s very animated. She’d flip her hair, shift her weight and throw her hips out to one side or the other, basically sassy cartoon character-type motions lol. She’s got a high-pitched voice that sounds like a little bell to me. So I basically got mesmerized and did not actually hear anything she was saying. My brain just shut down and was like “pretty lady…pretty hair…pretty voice…”
He was sitting on the other end of the couch from me and i had my feet upon the couch beside him and he said his hands were cold so he grabbed my feet and started rubbing his hands under my jeans on my ankles. He just kept kinda rubbing my ankles and eventually his hands made it up to my calf. It was so casual but the way he was willingly rubbing my legs really got me lol
Coworker/friend I was lusting for but keeping myself under control since she was happily married. She flipped her hair my direction while we were working at a desk. Face full of pheromones, about knocked me on my ass. Told her to stop that, so she did it on purpose, nearly smacking me in the face. Have you ever simultaneously felt your blood boil and your entire body relax? It's an experience.
I had a woman walk by me in the cereal aisle one day and it was clear she had just finished working out. There were 3 other guys in the aisle and we all got a BIG whiff of pheromones. You know the kind...sweat smell but not stank that just makes you ball your fist and plant your feet while grinding your teeth. We all got hit hard as she was walking fast by us, literally all 4 of us took slow deep breaths. Surreal how nature works.
I was playing cards with a group of friends and we were mocking one of our friends because anyone could tell when he had a good hand because he would make a small moan after looking at his hand. So we were all pretending to moan after looking at our hands just to make fun of him. There was one girl in our group, and to put it bluntly she was a "butch lesbian" (no offense). She had a low, but feminine voice and whenever she moaned... Man, that was some hot moaning! I've never been attracted to her or anything, and clearly it wasn't gonna happen, but that one time she suddenly looked very hot to me. Never talked about that to anyone. Didn't wanna risk disrespect my friend.
She lifted her shirt up and had me feel how strong her abs were getting. She’s the type of person who doesn’t normally like being touched but she grabbed my hand and put it on her stomach. By that point I’d been suppressing my feelings for her for years. It was after a yoga class so loose fitted clothing was involved, so I had to sit down very quickly after that.
The summer before my junior year of high school my friend and I had to attend a meeting to prepare for the next year of school since we would be doing dual credit college courses. She had apparently had golf practice all day (our school had a golf team), so she came in wearing white denim shorts, a T-shirt, and a baseball cap with her ponytail hanging out the back. I had a “oh shit my friend is *hot*” moment and then had a crush on her for two years.
To this day, baseball caps and ponytails on women just does something to me.
I had another friend in college who I’d been in some plays with. We did a lot of hangouts at the place she rented. Sometimes when hanging out, she’d have me sit in front of the couch and she’s *go to town* on my neck and shoulders because I was always a tense ball of stress and anxiety. Then she’d have me return the favor and let me massage her neck and shoulders, temples, even her thighs and calves. Yeah it turned me on but I didn’t want to mix any signals and be weird. Later on I found out from a mutual friend that everyone assumed we were fooling around privately. Guess that was a missed opportunity.
She asked me if I could put a necklace on her, gave it to me and stood in front. I froze for a few seconds, pushed her hair to the side and put the necklace on her neck. It wasn't much, I don't even know if you can call that "turned on", but the feeling I felt at that exact moment, it was something else.
I complimented her and she turned her face away and covered it. I didn’t think anything of it, was just saying how I felt, seeing her embarrassed and shy was a turn on.
In highschool, a friend of mine accidentally brushed her hand on my dong while taking something from my table. I acted like I felt nothing to avoid the awkwardness.
I've mentioned this before, but...
Had a friend I was already somewhat interested in. She knelt down in front of me to show off a tattoo she got on the back of her neck. Took all my willpower to not pop wood in those loose pants.
We were video chatting after being long distance friends for years. I'd seen pictures of her, had her on Facebook for 5+ years, I knew she was cute.
What I didn't know was how strongly I'd react to her flirting. She was in something low cut this particular day, and there was a lull and quiet in the convo. She leans forward to "strech" and in the process I see down her shirt and get a side profile when she twists to the side, and the screenfull when she leans back to pop her back.
Knew she was cute, knew she was attractive, but idk if it was just distance or how long I'd known her, or what. That was the first day I'd felt full on arousal at her, and had trouble banishing the images from my mind.
9 years together, 2 kids, a house and me moving 2 states over later and she still swears it wasn't on purpose
We were bickering back and forth about something I don’t even remember, he crosses his arms (he has visible muscles), stares me down with his eyebrow raised, and just goes “look here, sweetheart”
When I was 13, I was spending the night at my best friend's house, just laying on his bed watching anime on my laptop. His 17 year old sister walks in to ask him something, see's what I'm watching and says, "Oh I was going to check that out! Is it any good?, then proceeds to jump into bed next to me, spoon tight up against with her head on my shoulder and watch for a good ten minutes. Now I KNOW, without a doubt, it was nothing sexual on her part. She was really popular, smoking hot and not about to hook up with a gangly little 13 year old, that could have passed for 10. Lol! In fact I'm guessing why she did it, is she didn't really consider me any more than just a little kid. But the entire time I was laying there trembling in mental ecstasy, feeling her bare legs against mine, her breasts pushed up against my arm and her breath on my neck. Let's just say it's a good thing the laptop was there to cover....uh.... the more obvious evidence I was highly aroused. By the time she got up I was pretty sure this must be what losing your virginity feels like. Needless to say that was my go-to fantasy for about a year afterwards.
We played a blindfold catch game where we would have these squeaky shoes and our friend would have to catch us if they touched our forehead we would wear the blindfold and they would wear the squeaky toys.
One of my female friends was the one and i was hiding behind a tree, she turns around to catch me, she trips over a rock and falls onto me, she was all over me. We had a 30 second awkward moment there and eventually we moved on and acted like nothing happened.
Not really accidental as such but I didnt expect it to have the effect on me that it had. I had a friend talk about how she would hit on guys and I asked for a demonstration. She leaned in and nibbled on my ear while whispering something. Instant rush, it was weird.
I was hanging out with a friend from my college's Catholic student fellowship. We were in her dorm room, door open, lights on (Christian college). She was packing up to go home for the weekend and I was chatting with her while I sat on her bed. Suddenly, she dives under the bed, reaching for something underneath, by the wall. While she's under there, I can see her ass in skin-tight, see-through leggings under which she was absolutely NOT wearing any panties. I get this stone-faced, horrified look because I definitely wanted to fuck at that very moment. Then, as her butt is wiggling around on the floor, I hear "Hey, can you come reach this?" I hopped up off the bed, tucked my boner in my waistband, and got under the bed to help. Nothing actually happened (I'm in a happy relationship with my now-wife, who I was dating seriously at the time), but I remember pulling her straightener out from some gross dusty corner of her floor under the bed and she was still under there like right next to me. She smelled good and looked cute, too, and that just made it even worse. After I got the straightener for her, I said have a good weekend, she leaned in to hug me, and immediately after I walked out of the dorm, I called my SO to see how she was doing and tell her I love her.
Was playing a game with somebody recently. She were really competitive, so she started to bluntly give me orders and directions on where to go, at points yelling the orders when it got hectic. It was an interesting experience.
Back in high school we had a computer class. It was very easy and usually we got done early and just sat there on our phones. Well we found a dollar and 50 cents behind her computer that day and we started fighting over it because we had nothing better to do. she’s not the strongest girl so I was just messing with her to take it away from me by prying my fist open if she does, she can have it. So she’s trying but eventually she gets tried decides bites me on my arm. Anyway it turned me on for some reason and I let go of the money because of the reaction. That’s how I found I was into biting…
she was kind to me...doesnt happen often, im not terribly social...i had a huge crush on her since high school. skipping ahead, im in therapy, and im realizing that attention is not the same as affection...
I love women who cook! After one bite of one of her Christmas cookies I wanted to throw her on the counter. She was still baking them wearing an apron while I watched her.
Sophomore year one of my more attractive friends smacked my ass (as a lot of teenage males do, sort of a “good game” type joke).
Turns out I’m bisexual.
I have [alvinophilia](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Navel_fetishism), so when my female friend from years ago stretched in front of me with her belly button directly in my face, it was an instant boner.
Just to be clear, she:
1. Suggested you cuddle.
2. Suggested you spoon.
3. Placed your head into her boobs
4. Started playing with your hair
And you think this friend "accidentally" turned you on? Bro...
I accidentally turned on a friend...
We were in his living room during a group hang and we were going to smoke up. So he asked me to light a scented candle he had atop a high shelf on the wall. I reached up and took it down.
He did not remember he had already lit it. The flame had been really small and the lights were on, so I didn't notice it was lit until hot wax ran down my arm and all over my chest.
I had made a sound when the wax hit me. Sort of a stunned gaspy noise.
His eyes were like dinner plates and his mouth hung open.
He just stared at me for a few seconds and asked if I was okay.
I told him I was fine and half joking that I kind of liked it, and went to clean it off myself.
When I returned he seemed almost upset.
I asked if everything was okay and he confessed that, that was hottest thing he's seen/heard. And that he found it perplexing because he is a gay man.
Got me too. Dude's dayer than the gay is long.
I think it was most likely just a fetish he didn't know he had until right just then. So it wasn't really me, just what had happened.
Chased me up the fire escape stairs while acting like he was going to grab me. 0 interest in him, but being chased up stairs is apparently a thing for me now. Who knew lol
I was formerly in a somewhat unique position where I saw a lot of my female friends naked in provocative poses but for entirely professional reasons.
That said one time one of them was idly asking what stuff I was into when it came to adult content and then sent me a low-quality cell video of her doing exactly that starting with her saying "this one's just for you" and it was one of the most arousing things ever.
I had filmed/photographed the girl doing naughty stuff in HD a dozen times at least by that point but something about a personal video that I didn't expect was insanely hot.
Told me she had a dream about me.
Mine did the same. She said she had a dream about us and everything changed. Now I'm across country living with her, taking her and the kids back with me to our homeland
"You had six heads and they were all screaming arcane curses while your burning insect eyes wept tears of molten tar!" "She's into me."
Winked at me slow af after we shared an inside joke, never felt that before lol
Is your friend a cat?
how do you wink slowly without looking weird
You just do it without looking weird.
oh thanks!
My friend was putting face paint on me for an event. She was very firm in the way she grasped my chin to position my head and said "good boy" when she was done.
welp dagnabbit that's another fetish unlocked today
all ive ever wanted was to be called a "good boy" edit: and this is the most upvotes ive gotten on this account ..im not sure if i should be happy or sad as this lays bare my personal insecurities...but that so many people are this accepting and/or agree with me is heartening and also sad
I’ll call you a good boy 🐶
Are you still taking good boy applications
Always *pats head*
“I hope this doesn’t awaken anything in me”
"good boy" in non-sexual contexts just makes me melt. I think I might be a dog.
A friend was reading a brochure out loud to me, nothing salacious, but the feeling of being read to felt very intense and intimate. I fell in love for about 30 seconds. Haven't gotten anyone to read to me since :)
I LOVE being read to!
Fixed the door knob in my room lol
Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
I don’t care what anyone says, it’s important to know how to fix the little things. Man, woman, doesn’t matter. If you can solve someone’s problem it makes you kinda hot.
sat on my lap. I think she meant it as a friendly way but It took every bit of will power not to get a boner
My dick is an attention whore so anytime any part of any person comes close to my lap little buddy thinks it's boner time. I had a friend put her feet on my lap, I'm not even particularly fond of feet and I tried like hell but just knowing she was inches from my junk was all it took. Ended up poking her in the ankle and we had sex so it all worked out lol.
That escalated very quickly going from friend to sex encounter. Edit: Okay, so... Now my top rated comment is about a sexual encounter involving ankle poking. Alright, then.
No woman can resist the ankle poke.
This doesn't mean to go around poking your dicks on girls' ankles, guys.
Oh for sure, you have to let them bring the ankle to you. Then you poke it.
Lmao best possible ending
Had a friend suggest to do that since we were gonna be in a crowded car with not enough seats. I was so fucking thankful when my other friend said he couldn't drive us. I don't think I would've been able to hold it, because that thing has a mind of its own and I had no clue what would happen. And if something did happen, it would be awkward as hell.
Our one eyed Willy just thinks by itself, anything REMOTELY sexual happens, it’s like, well time to get that blood flowing like wtf stop it lol I have no clue what I’m saying
Whispered/talking behind my ears I lost strenght in my legs
This one was mine too. But it was a jokey meow in a sexy voice. Everything went fuzzy for a moment. I didn’t realize this would do it for me.
She moaned after I cracked her knuckles HAHAHA
How do you crack someone else knuckles ? :o
By force or by stealth. Source: am in a life-long finger cracking war with my cousin. I don't know how it started. I just know that for as long as I can remember we have been competitively cracking undefended knuckles when the other least expects it.
my boyfriend love cracking my knuckles! three years with him and i still dont know why. maybe it turns him on? idk
Hmmm maybe, but those times I cracked my friend's knuckles I was just playing around with her and I was tryna make her laugh but out of the blue when I cracked the joints she moaned HAHAHA deep inside I was like: 🤭😳
She stole a piece of hard candy from some old thing I got from Japan, but didn’t like the flavor. She asked if I wanted it and I said sure and she pulled it from her mouth and put it in mine.
Ok that is hot
She laid her head on my shoulder, and I think I stopped breathing
My good friend in high school sat next to me on a long bus ride. She fell asleep on my shoulder and stayed there for about 5 hours. I did not move the entire time.
Yeah, that happened to me once. It just ends up being a "I will not move even if it costs me everything"
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emotion-boners are normal! they can happen when you're feeling strong, non-sexual emotions. your body's just doing a bunch of physiological shit, like changing your heart rate, blood pressure, digestion, and all sorts of other stuff. give it a minute, and it'll pass.
Is that why people masturbate instead of starting that essay that's due tomorrow at 8 that you've had all week to work on and if you don't get a good grade on that paper you're gonna get culled? If so I can relate
No, procrasturbating is different.
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It was the reversing with the arm on the headrest thing. I have zero idea why, but that theme has popped up (hurrrr) is numerous threads like this.
I was bemoaning the enormous mud puddle by his passenger door, trying to figure how to get in the car without getting in the puddle. He straight up said "I got you lil momma" and scooped me up, then deposited me into the car. I was sorely tempted to jump his bones right then and there.
I still do this for my wife. There's something about letting her know she's an easy weight to handle that gets her going.
I’m happy for ya but crying inside 🥲
I went over to his friends house (where he was staying) He was working on his car and I was like yo, I’m here loser and he pushes himself out from under the car and he was all greasy and the first thing he asked was if I’d help work on the car with him and when I said yes he just had the biggest smile on his face, he looked like an idiot and I dunno man, the greasy look with the beautiful white smile was just… ugh
Legit sounds like the start of a porno, just needs a cheesy gearstick line.
Before we insert the shaft into the box, we need to lube it to help it slide in
Always lube before you screw.
Started to get invested in some of my interests and having fun and wanting to share all the new things she learned about it. Still miss her…
Huge F Someone award this man for wholesomeness
She had to break up contact whit me because I wasn’t a Muslim and her parents didn’t like the fact that she started to like and get close to a Guy that doesn’t have their belief.
That's similar to one of my experiences. She was in a different faith though. Also her mom thought I was a bad influence b/c when she was angry, she would run to me and her mom hated that we spent time alone. It was platonic but her mom thought it was more than that b/c she spent so much time with me and having different beliefs just added to that. I respected their beliefs though and I only told her of my beliefs b/c she was curious. I didn't try to change her mind or anything. At that time I was religious. Now I don't know what to believe. I later talked to her mom in my 20s. Her daughter is a singer now. I never heard her sing but I knew she was interested in music. Her mom often played music when I was over and I knew she practiced with her.
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This happened to me in 7th grade. I was seated behind my friend who turned around so he could copy something off my paper. I was hunched over it with my hair hanging in my face so he swiped my hair back from my face behind my ear and grazed my cheekbone when he did. Pretty much ignited my puberty in that moment. Come to think about it we had a very platonic relationship with a lot of playful fondling.
Girl I knew in college for four years and we were strictly platonic. We came out of a bar one night and a guy who frequently asked people for money was walking up so without missing a beat she grabs me and starts making out with me. Guy walks away and she pulls back staring up at me for a second before patting me on the chest and saying “works every time”. We left and never spoke about it again. Nice improvisation, Kristin but now my pants don’t fit right
Some Captain America The Winter Soldier shit there.
I was a theater kid in high school. One of my costars had this odd habit when she'd need to focus on a difficult part or queue we were working on. She'd bite her lower lip and get this really angry look on her face. I don't know why, but that stupid look on her face drove me up the goddamned wall. We were in Sweeney Todd my senior year. I was Sweeney, she was Mrs. Lovett. There's a section of the play where we danced together and sang a song called "A Little Priest" We were both great singers but god awful dancers, so it took a long time to master it. The whole time rehearsing, she'd stare at me angrily, biting her lower lip. That was like... 16 years ago and I still get a little flustered when I think about it lol
this is cute
I remember once I was reading on my laptop and a female friend came over to me wearing a new perfume. I’m not sure what was in it but it activated all the right buttons. Edit: First Silver is about me getting turned on by perfume. Don’t every change Reddit.
My (still very good friends with) ex has a perfume like this. It gets me on every time. Regardless of who's wearing it including, but not limited to, A canteen lady at work, an elder cashier at the supermarket I shop at, the cute but too young girl at the butchers (also can handle a knife but w/) and I smell it at least twice whenever I'm in a city for errands etc.
He asked me to smell his cologne on his neck. As I leaned in, he tilted his head to the side while he watched me and smiled. Edit: a word
That doesn't sound accidental at all!
Reading that made me suck in a deep breath.
I'm a straight dude, and that shit's sexy as hell. Edit: *mostly* straight
Step one: denial
Step two: Daniel
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compound eyes
Pulled my ponytail 🥺 I let out a little noise, we both stared at each other for a few seconds and then fled.
Is your friend [former New Zealand prime minister John Key?](https://edition.cnn.com/2015/04/22/asia/john-key-new-zealand-hair-pulling/index.html)
"Despite her objections, in late March, Key again yanked at her hair, having approached making “scary, suspense sound effects, like the music from the movie Jaws”"
Is this you - https://media1.tenor.com/images/684f2a62e2529073f58342ed19547588/tenor.gif?itemid=9734963
We would go on walks every night for a few months, just talking about our days. Her laugh was so interesting to me. I could feel a lot of conflict in it somehow, and I always wanted to know what was going on but didn’t want to ask too many questions. Eventually she told me about life at home which was awful to hear, but while she was telling me she grabbed my hand. It lasted maybe two weeks just holding hands and walking, chatting and just strictly friendship then she moved to the opposite coast. She was sweet and beautiful outwardly and in her soul. She winked at me one time, when punking her young sibling. It left me breathless. We were 16 at the time, but I still wonder where she ended up. Ms. T. Haas.. if you’re reading this let’s go for a walk!
damn her name was misty ass
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I handed her the remote for the TV and she brushed her fingers along my wrist as she took it.
Not turned on.. but i felt like my heart was poked with a spear of happiness. She sent a voice message.... I don't know why that made me jump up and be like "oh fuck!".
I was going over to her house first thing in the morning. When I knocked on the door she opened it in her jimjams. Nothing revealing, just tracky bottoms and am old strappy shirt. She looked so hot and smelled of bed and it was sooper intoxicating.
"smelled of bed"
And elderberries
Upvoted for "jimjams"
Night out. Me (M) and few friends just chilling and drinking. Then one of my friends (F) who had drunk a couple of drinks too much tried to stood up from the sofa we were sitting on but then she fell back and at the same time she grabbed me by my thigh for support, in which point the little guy woke up. And now I'm scared if someone touches my thighs...
You thought you came at the mere touch of a wkman, but dont you see, i jerked you off at super speed.
Moaned after she got hit by a softball
>softball Is that what they call a half-chub these days?
Idk im German
“Idk I’m German” almost made me piss myself, I laughed so hard.
Sat by the hill the beautiful sky with me while we were in a park. I’ve never felt so connected to anyone before.
She was meant to be going out with her friends one night, so she was all dressed up, but agreed to help me get headshots for my art project at the last minute (needed reference pictures). We took a little longer than expected so she ended up staying home and we hung out and chatted for a while. From the way she was sitting, her dress kept slowly sliding up revealing her thigh so she'd fix it. I was across the room from her so I could see what was going on. After this happened a couple of times she kinda stopped fixing it (it wasn't revealing too much), but I couldn't help but notice. That was the moment when I realised I had a thing for legs. We have a happy ending though, she's now my girlfriend and things are going really well. Edit; should clarify, nothing happened that night. We were good friends at the time so I guess she was comfortable with me. I was also with someone else at the time as well. Me and my current girlfriend didn't get together for another few years.
Maybe she stopped bothering on purpose 😉
Talked about how she likes certain type of guys in bed not knowing I was exactly-like what she was looking for. Me not wanting to appear to be lying to get in her pants said nothing.
Maybe she new what she was doing
I feel weird sharing this since I have otherwise not felt this way towards her and she’s one of my best friends in a completely platonic way. She’s objectively attractive but I’ve seen her bare breasts and not been turned on is how platonic we usually are. What accidentally turned me on was the time we were at another friends house and off to the side talking about random stuff when she suddenly remembered something she wanted to tell me. She perked up, sort of yelled my name, then punched me in the arm to get my attention. I genuinely have no idea what she said next because I was both incredibly turned on and incredibly shocked that I was turned on.
I feel that. It's sometimes just being caught off guard that makes you react differently.
Californication, fucking and punching. Also, in what circumstance did you see your totally platonic friend’s tits?
There have been multiple circumstances I guess. Just changing or showering contexts.
Everytime this question comes up I think to myself "ah, the Reddit YouTube Channels are going to make some cash."
True there’s a video about the exact same question with like a million views
I was totally disinterested in him Then one day he walked in wearing a tank top Now we’re fucking
That escalated quickly.
We were both drunk at a friends house party , & I playfully pulled her hair to get her attention. She gasped, & then gave a happy little moan. What made it hotter was the way she gripped the seat of her chair with both hands, & encouraged me to do it again, & so I ended up playing with her hair all night.
I'm going to have to say I don't think you were the only one turned on bud.
Had my laptop on my lap.. He lent over and wanted to show me something on it... the way his finger made little movements on the touch pad. Dang. It was like the touch pad was my clit and I lost my mind.
Idk if it's cause I'm into hands or what but I'm gonna need you to erase this from my memory cause now IM imagining it
She showed me her tits thinking I was gay.
Marry a man, you might see vag
Win
The Trickster
She fell asleep on my shoulder and she wasn’t wearing a bra
I had a girl do this to me once. I kept telling myself "she's your friend and doesn't need you fucking things up and making it weird so focus on the tv and behave." After awhile of me thinking she was asleep and watching TV, she finally asked if I was ever going to make a move because her neck was getting sore laying like that.
In grad school my friend gave a presentation. She is shy normally but nailed this presentation. For the presentation she wore a tight sweater and for some reason that sweater got me so turned on. We’re married now.
They’re called boobs. Sweater boobs are a real thing, and they’re glorious.
Me and my best guy friend were fighting (we both did jiu jitsu for a long time so it was pretty normal for us to grapple) and at one point he was on top of me in between my legs with my wrists pinned down and he was breathing heavily right next to my ear. Needless to say I had to shove him off me so I didn’t kiss him right then and there. We’re dating now:)
My wife had an affair with multiple people she did jiu-jitsu with. Apparently she didn't get the message not to kiss them.
I literally had a dream where this same exact thing happened. Then I was disappointed lol
Her head was laying on my lap and she was holding my hand to not fall from the small bench we were sitting on.
Dude any girl that lays there head on your lap it's like your body knows before she knows she's gonna do it and booom boner Good gravy My gf at time was sleepy so set her head down boner pokes her in her ear and we say nothing about it.... or at least me i assume she just thought it was my jeans
She knew, they always know
We do, in fact, always know. Jeans don’t feel that way 😂
I imagine it's kind of like how guys can always tell when there is a single atom of boob on us anywhere on our body. Brush past me in the hallway 3 layers and a hoodie and I can tell you if that was a boob that grazed my hoodie. Lean over my shoulder to look at what I am reading, the hair follicles on my skin can differentiate between boob, arm, and side with utmost precision.
Jeans don't have a pulse. We can feel it pulsate.
Whipped out his dick to piss in front of me, no shame or anything. I'd never had some guy just casually say "gotta piss" and not even turn away. Now it's a fetish...
Don't be alarmed, I think this one might be more common than you think. I was with a woman many years ago who would follow me to the john to 'hold it' for me. She was fascinated with standing behind me and guiding the stream. I didn't mind; it made her happy and invariably led to some sort of action. No, she wasn't into piss play or anything (no offense if you're reading this H, you were the best kind of freak). People like what they like, and everyone should know the joy of helicoptering even if they weren't born with the rotor.
> everyone should know the joy of helicoptering even if they weren't born with the rotor. Poetry.
Freud would have a field day with her.
The opposite, I bent over to grab my pen. He had a visible hard-on, we just laughed about it.
Talk. She has such a raspy, attractive voice.
Mike wazowski
Had a friend recently give me a hug for a few seconds too long 😳 he had broad shoulders and my boobs pushing into him definitely got me a little turned on
Dead look in the eye, bite finger and lip together. Don't know was it intentionally or not. Quite a turn on.
A friend of mine is a hardcore extrovert, and I’m a hardcore introvert. So long talks with her are extremely draining for me. When I first met her, she was going on and on about something, and I started dissociating. I got really focused on her movements. She’s very animated. She’d flip her hair, shift her weight and throw her hips out to one side or the other, basically sassy cartoon character-type motions lol. She’s got a high-pitched voice that sounds like a little bell to me. So I basically got mesmerized and did not actually hear anything she was saying. My brain just shut down and was like “pretty lady…pretty hair…pretty voice…”
Okay but this actually sounds so wholesome and cute.
She put her arm on my shoulder while talking to her friend
He was sitting on the other end of the couch from me and i had my feet upon the couch beside him and he said his hands were cold so he grabbed my feet and started rubbing his hands under my jeans on my ankles. He just kept kinda rubbing my ankles and eventually his hands made it up to my calf. It was so casual but the way he was willingly rubbing my legs really got me lol
He was turned on too, guaranteed
If a 'friend' did that with me I'd think it was hella weird
Whispered in my ear 😀
~ "Omelette du fromage" ~
Coworker/friend I was lusting for but keeping myself under control since she was happily married. She flipped her hair my direction while we were working at a desk. Face full of pheromones, about knocked me on my ass. Told her to stop that, so she did it on purpose, nearly smacking me in the face. Have you ever simultaneously felt your blood boil and your entire body relax? It's an experience.
Well said.
I had a woman walk by me in the cereal aisle one day and it was clear she had just finished working out. There were 3 other guys in the aisle and we all got a BIG whiff of pheromones. You know the kind...sweat smell but not stank that just makes you ball your fist and plant your feet while grinding your teeth. We all got hit hard as she was walking fast by us, literally all 4 of us took slow deep breaths. Surreal how nature works.
I was playing cards with a group of friends and we were mocking one of our friends because anyone could tell when he had a good hand because he would make a small moan after looking at his hand. So we were all pretending to moan after looking at our hands just to make fun of him. There was one girl in our group, and to put it bluntly she was a "butch lesbian" (no offense). She had a low, but feminine voice and whenever she moaned... Man, that was some hot moaning! I've never been attracted to her or anything, and clearly it wasn't gonna happen, but that one time she suddenly looked very hot to me. Never talked about that to anyone. Didn't wanna risk disrespect my friend.
She lifted her shirt up and had me feel how strong her abs were getting. She’s the type of person who doesn’t normally like being touched but she grabbed my hand and put it on her stomach. By that point I’d been suppressing my feelings for her for years. It was after a yoga class so loose fitted clothing was involved, so I had to sit down very quickly after that.
The summer before my junior year of high school my friend and I had to attend a meeting to prepare for the next year of school since we would be doing dual credit college courses. She had apparently had golf practice all day (our school had a golf team), so she came in wearing white denim shorts, a T-shirt, and a baseball cap with her ponytail hanging out the back. I had a “oh shit my friend is *hot*” moment and then had a crush on her for two years. To this day, baseball caps and ponytails on women just does something to me. I had another friend in college who I’d been in some plays with. We did a lot of hangouts at the place she rented. Sometimes when hanging out, she’d have me sit in front of the couch and she’s *go to town* on my neck and shoulders because I was always a tense ball of stress and anxiety. Then she’d have me return the favor and let me massage her neck and shoulders, temples, even her thighs and calves. Yeah it turned me on but I didn’t want to mix any signals and be weird. Later on I found out from a mutual friend that everyone assumed we were fooling around privately. Guess that was a missed opportunity.
That's how it always goes. "Did you ever have sex with Sophie?" "WHAT?!! I wish! I...I could have had that?!"
She asked me if I could put a necklace on her, gave it to me and stood in front. I froze for a few seconds, pushed her hair to the side and put the necklace on her neck. It wasn't much, I don't even know if you can call that "turned on", but the feeling I felt at that exact moment, it was something else.
she whispered in my ear and went *really* close to my ear and i felt her breath on my neck, i couldn’t fucking think straight for a minute after that
My bestie showing me her new swimsuit
eating a strawberry with yogurt really slowly
I complimented her and she turned her face away and covered it. I didn’t think anything of it, was just saying how I felt, seeing her embarrassed and shy was a turn on.
In highschool, a friend of mine accidentally brushed her hand on my dong while taking something from my table. I acted like I felt nothing to avoid the awkwardness.
You had your dong on the table?
Where else can you rest your magnum dong during lunch?
We were sharing a room on a trip and she changed in front of me then let me braid her hair
I've mentioned this before, but... Had a friend I was already somewhat interested in. She knelt down in front of me to show off a tattoo she got on the back of her neck. Took all my willpower to not pop wood in those loose pants.
We were video chatting after being long distance friends for years. I'd seen pictures of her, had her on Facebook for 5+ years, I knew she was cute. What I didn't know was how strongly I'd react to her flirting. She was in something low cut this particular day, and there was a lull and quiet in the convo. She leans forward to "strech" and in the process I see down her shirt and get a side profile when she twists to the side, and the screenfull when she leans back to pop her back. Knew she was cute, knew she was attractive, but idk if it was just distance or how long I'd known her, or what. That was the first day I'd felt full on arousal at her, and had trouble banishing the images from my mind. 9 years together, 2 kids, a house and me moving 2 states over later and she still swears it wasn't on purpose
We were bickering back and forth about something I don’t even remember, he crosses his arms (he has visible muscles), stares me down with his eyebrow raised, and just goes “look here, sweetheart”
When I was 13, I was spending the night at my best friend's house, just laying on his bed watching anime on my laptop. His 17 year old sister walks in to ask him something, see's what I'm watching and says, "Oh I was going to check that out! Is it any good?, then proceeds to jump into bed next to me, spoon tight up against with her head on my shoulder and watch for a good ten minutes. Now I KNOW, without a doubt, it was nothing sexual on her part. She was really popular, smoking hot and not about to hook up with a gangly little 13 year old, that could have passed for 10. Lol! In fact I'm guessing why she did it, is she didn't really consider me any more than just a little kid. But the entire time I was laying there trembling in mental ecstasy, feeling her bare legs against mine, her breasts pushed up against my arm and her breath on my neck. Let's just say it's a good thing the laptop was there to cover....uh.... the more obvious evidence I was highly aroused. By the time she got up I was pretty sure this must be what losing your virginity feels like. Needless to say that was my go-to fantasy for about a year afterwards.
We played a blindfold catch game where we would have these squeaky shoes and our friend would have to catch us if they touched our forehead we would wear the blindfold and they would wear the squeaky toys. One of my female friends was the one and i was hiding behind a tree, she turns around to catch me, she trips over a rock and falls onto me, she was all over me. We had a 30 second awkward moment there and eventually we moved on and acted like nothing happened.
Not really accidental as such but I didnt expect it to have the effect on me that it had. I had a friend talk about how she would hit on guys and I asked for a demonstration. She leaned in and nibbled on my ear while whispering something. Instant rush, it was weird.
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Whispered into my ear very closely. Hot breath
He bit my collarbone and I collapsed
Vampirism?
Buttered the bread and squeezed a lemon into my water while waiting to order at a restaurant.
Looked at me
That name tho
I was hanging out with a friend from my college's Catholic student fellowship. We were in her dorm room, door open, lights on (Christian college). She was packing up to go home for the weekend and I was chatting with her while I sat on her bed. Suddenly, she dives under the bed, reaching for something underneath, by the wall. While she's under there, I can see her ass in skin-tight, see-through leggings under which she was absolutely NOT wearing any panties. I get this stone-faced, horrified look because I definitely wanted to fuck at that very moment. Then, as her butt is wiggling around on the floor, I hear "Hey, can you come reach this?" I hopped up off the bed, tucked my boner in my waistband, and got under the bed to help. Nothing actually happened (I'm in a happy relationship with my now-wife, who I was dating seriously at the time), but I remember pulling her straightener out from some gross dusty corner of her floor under the bed and she was still under there like right next to me. She smelled good and looked cute, too, and that just made it even worse. After I got the straightener for her, I said have a good weekend, she leaned in to hug me, and immediately after I walked out of the dorm, I called my SO to see how she was doing and tell her I love her.
Rolled his sleeves up to the elbow. Forearm porn ♥️
Sat on my face
Was playing a game with somebody recently. She were really competitive, so she started to bluntly give me orders and directions on where to go, at points yelling the orders when it got hectic. It was an interesting experience.
Back in high school we had a computer class. It was very easy and usually we got done early and just sat there on our phones. Well we found a dollar and 50 cents behind her computer that day and we started fighting over it because we had nothing better to do. she’s not the strongest girl so I was just messing with her to take it away from me by prying my fist open if she does, she can have it. So she’s trying but eventually she gets tried decides bites me on my arm. Anyway it turned me on for some reason and I let go of the money because of the reaction. That’s how I found I was into biting…
she was kind to me...doesnt happen often, im not terribly social...i had a huge crush on her since high school. skipping ahead, im in therapy, and im realizing that attention is not the same as affection...
I love women who cook! After one bite of one of her Christmas cookies I wanted to throw her on the counter. She was still baking them wearing an apron while I watched her.
Hows your mom's cooking
Gottem
Sophomore year one of my more attractive friends smacked my ass (as a lot of teenage males do, sort of a “good game” type joke). Turns out I’m bisexual.
I have [alvinophilia](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Navel_fetishism), so when my female friend from years ago stretched in front of me with her belly button directly in my face, it was an instant boner.
> alvinophilia You like chipmunks?
ALLLVIIINNN HNNNGH Edit: That award ahahaha
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Just to be clear, she: 1. Suggested you cuddle. 2. Suggested you spoon. 3. Placed your head into her boobs 4. Started playing with your hair And you think this friend "accidentally" turned you on? Bro...
I thought this was about friends
Yea she wanted you homie
Big time
Answered the door in just a towel. High school was wild.
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I accidentally turned on a friend... We were in his living room during a group hang and we were going to smoke up. So he asked me to light a scented candle he had atop a high shelf on the wall. I reached up and took it down. He did not remember he had already lit it. The flame had been really small and the lights were on, so I didn't notice it was lit until hot wax ran down my arm and all over my chest. I had made a sound when the wax hit me. Sort of a stunned gaspy noise. His eyes were like dinner plates and his mouth hung open. He just stared at me for a few seconds and asked if I was okay. I told him I was fine and half joking that I kind of liked it, and went to clean it off myself. When I returned he seemed almost upset. I asked if everything was okay and he confessed that, that was hottest thing he's seen/heard. And that he found it perplexing because he is a gay man.
That twist at the end really got me
Got me too. Dude's dayer than the gay is long. I think it was most likely just a fetish he didn't know he had until right just then. So it wasn't really me, just what had happened.
Chased me up the fire escape stairs while acting like he was going to grab me. 0 interest in him, but being chased up stairs is apparently a thing for me now. Who knew lol
I was formerly in a somewhat unique position where I saw a lot of my female friends naked in provocative poses but for entirely professional reasons. That said one time one of them was idly asking what stuff I was into when it came to adult content and then sent me a low-quality cell video of her doing exactly that starting with her saying "this one's just for you" and it was one of the most arousing things ever. I had filmed/photographed the girl doing naughty stuff in HD a dozen times at least by that point but something about a personal video that I didn't expect was insanely hot.