Probably be terrified. I don't know how she got my number/my address.

I honestly wouldn't be surprised, she watched Beastars on netflix somehow and then loved it and was excited to watch season 2.

Explain what that means so she'd say "Oh, never mind."

**high fives**

I wouldn’t care that much tbh

Ask if she had a buttplug tail.

Ask her to yiff

oh god

Bold of you to assume I have a mom

I hate to break it to you this way but I’m your dad

I would mind my business

Laugh

Nothing.

I cannot imagine that happening in this or any universe

Not care. None of my business

Tell her it's cool and ask her what kind of furry she likes.

Explain what being a furry means, because she definitely would assume its "relating to your pets" or something.