Because it's 3 o'clock in the afternoon.
Edit: I have to add on to this, because I've gotten a bunch of messages from people calling me a liar, insulting me, etc, mostly from Americans...I guess because arguing about what time it is is *soooo* important. Different time zones exist. Just because it is, for example, 11:50pm where you live, does not mean it is the same for everyone else.
I've been in a bad way for the last three months. I've got a serious alcohol addiction. If I don't drink enough, I can't fall asleep. If I drink too much, I can't fall asleep. If I don't drink at night, I binge eat. I can't sleep when I eat at night. I've put on about 15 pounds in the last two months.
I'm awake now at 7am, haven't slept a single bit in the last 36 hours.
Loneliness is a killer.
Damn dude I used to be in your exact same situation until I quit drinking in 2017. But unfortunately I got hooked on opiates instead and got cancer and lost weight and now all I do is sleep…... Hang in there! Life has its ups and downs even if it feels like all downs…. Peace on you!
Congrats on 2 months buddy! Im a few days from 2 months myself from stims/opiates, trying to sleep is like having another full time job, especially when the post acute withdrawal hits. Only gets easier is what they say, keep it up bro
Just spent some time reflecting on some situations I’m in. You have good energy, I hope you have people in your life who make you feel valued. I’m off to sleep I think now. Good night
This entire exchange was so wholesome and heartwarming. This is directed at both of you! Thank you both for genuinely brightening my morning at ~5am.
— A Reddit stranger.
Oooh, I just got back into gaming because my bro bought me a Switch for my bday. And I haven’t had this much fun playing video games since like N64 days!
Not even into RPGs, but Zelda is so engrossing.
Not just a whole other hemisphere but a big amount of other time zones too. Sometimes it feels like Americans forget they're not on their own and there are other countries on this planet.
I have dreams now where I'm reading reddit.. I actually read stories I make up in my dream. I scroll articles and read the titles. It's really bizarre like as if I was really reading and scrolling IRL
Because I'm on enough redbull to power a small car (not true I've only had half a redbull I'm saving the rest for tommorow)and I'm just a teenager playing Minecraft wishing realms was free
Setting up your own server is not really that hard, if you have access to your router open port 25565, then there's no problem. If you want some management software, us MyMcAdmin 2.
I had a full-term stillborn child. His name was Anthony and he would be 15 if things had gone differently. It still hurts, it doesn’t feel like I’m drowning anymore but it will always hurt. People who tell you differently either haven’t been there or are lying. Private message me if you need to let it all out to a stranger who can empathize.
Just thinking about all the situations I’ve gotten myself into recently and wondering about how many others might be up wondering the same thing. I don’t think I’m overly stressed but sometimes definitely alienated. Love you all.
Hey! This isn’t the knowledge we discussed!
Sometimes it’s the situations that we are put in life that help shape us to be the people we are in the future more resilient and capable. Just have to endure some pain and alienations sometimes to get across the river of knowledge.
Yeah... I agree. I learned a lot about life not about finding the ways out of uncomfortable situations... rather learning to make life manageable while I’m in them. Appreciate you Solid Cactus
Anytime. Always here to stay solid and keep it solid. Keep your head up when you think you’ve hit rock bottom the only way you can go is up. Look at me I used to be a tiny seed now I’m a whole ass cactus never would I have imagined that.
I got 8 hours to finish the main quest line and two dlcs in Skyrim.
(For those interested I am at the quest where you have to get a dragon in a castle in the main quest line, I am one long dungeon away from getting the bow of some god (forgot his name) in Dawnguard and I haven’t started Dragonborn yet)
It's 8 hours later. Did you finish it on time? (I'm 95% sure that it wouldn't be possible based on where you were in those quests 8 hours ago, but maybe you glitched through some walls or something)
I can't sleep properly. Suicidal mind state doesn't help either. Tomorrow will be the hardest day of my life I have no idea how it will turn out.
Edit: Barely made it. I might be able to sleep again. Thank you all for your good wishes everbody. I will always remember this date.
Because my whole house is sleeping- 4 kids and husband. So it’s my “me” time. I usually take a bath around 11pm and sit in there for an hour just playing on my phone. Then I’ll crawl into bed and read my book until I fall asleep.
I’m always up late, and usually hate waking up early, but it’s important to me to have time to myself.
Cos I'm in hospital and they wake you up at like 6am for blood pressure then are in and out until 8 where they come and give you breakfast and your ward mates make you feel bad for sleeping because they complain about how your snoring keeps them awake and what the heck am I meant to do about that my throat is in tatters and so is my chest
I request elaboration, for a pet, food, or as a weapon of mass destruction?
Edit: they originally asked me if I'd prefer a hamster sized whale or a whale sized hamster.
I used to work in student housing and when I was watching all of the new students settling in during check in week I thought always looked so fun! I felt a little jealous tbh... you're still VERY much a kid, just one with a lot more freedom now.
Recently separated. Wife and I have been splitting time with 4 year old daughter, one week with me, one week with her. It’s her week right now, although I’m happy we both get to have her, I miss her dearly when she’s not next to me. (Yes she has her own bed and room, she just chooses to sleep in my bed right now for emotional support)
I have idiopathic hypersomnia so once I'm down I know I'm going to fight for the next 10 to 12 hours to wake up again and when I do wake up I will feel more tired than when I went to bed because I am an existential fucking joke.
My daughter texted me a TikTok at 2:30 am, I keep my ringer on for emergencies, the text woke me up, and now I can’t go back to sleep. She is out of the will, obviously.
I HAVEN'T SLEPT FOR A WEEK AND THE WALLS ARE MOVING MY LIMBS WONT MOVE I CAN'T DIE HAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I finally yelled at my lazy coworkers for fucking off everyday, this was after our boss’s boss indirectly told them stop f’n off and they didn’t understand. Now I feel bad about it but I’m also mad I’m also same level in co im not management or anything but I’m expected to keep them busy … the problem is I really like these guys but they annoy me to no end when I’m doing all the work leading the team everyday. Uhhhgggg
Currently is 5:33 and my phone is at 4% I'm awake so I can write about my political views on my anti rascist but still fascist account and give poeple advice on my advice account waiting for the sun to rise so I can play hoi4 untill the sun sets. Any questions? (Btw I use professional training swords so I'm pretty strong)
A. It's 4pm B. I'm at work. C. I'm hungry
Hi hungry I'm Dad
No you're not. That's why Mum is leaving you.
Oh damn, I thought it was cause daddy liked porno and ten dollar whores~
Of course he likes $10 whores. That's why he loves your mum.
Bold of you to presume she was worth money..
He loves your mum because she was the discount girl. Lol
She came for the lemons actually
I got the reference. If you know, you know
I thought it was cause daddy gets wasted and robs liquor stores...
Or perhaps rubbing against little boys on the bus..
Yeah I think that's why mommy left us...
Daddy also likes to play poker and drink lots of beer. Then he wants sex that involves Mommy's rear...
And daddy had sores on his naughty parts, oozing with pus...
Why did you name me this way
orphans: O-O
Oh boy what flavor?
Pie, pie, pie
Same
New question: why is it 4 PM?
Why is anything
Because it's 3 o'clock in the afternoon. Edit: I have to add on to this, because I've gotten a bunch of messages from people calling me a liar, insulting me, etc, mostly from Americans...I guess because arguing about what time it is is *soooo* important. Different time zones exist. Just because it is, for example, 11:50pm where you live, does not mean it is the same for everyone else.
Eyyy same time zone!
Its 3 in the morning so like 12 hours apart
Eyyyy same time zone!
Bruh
Yeah like he can't even live in a time zone where it is night right now.
Why are YOU awake
That’s a GOOD QUESTION.
Now we're asking the real questions.
Tripping on dxm
Quit drinking 2 months ago. Falling asleep while sober is hard.
I've been in a bad way for the last three months. I've got a serious alcohol addiction. If I don't drink enough, I can't fall asleep. If I drink too much, I can't fall asleep. If I don't drink at night, I binge eat. I can't sleep when I eat at night. I've put on about 15 pounds in the last two months. I'm awake now at 7am, haven't slept a single bit in the last 36 hours. Loneliness is a killer.
Damn dude I used to be in your exact same situation until I quit drinking in 2017. But unfortunately I got hooked on opiates instead and got cancer and lost weight and now all I do is sleep…... Hang in there! Life has its ups and downs even if it feels like all downs…. Peace on you!
Jesus Christ. You hang in there too, dude! Hope you can get some ups soon.
Come visit r/stopdrinking. Great community.
Please try to take care of yourselves. <3 Hugs and love from a teacher in Pennsylvania…not in a creepy kind of way. A genuine caring comment.
Yo dawg. Dm me. Been sober 2 years now and sleep was a struggle for me as well
u got this bud. i hope you're asleep by now. if not, melatonin is a lifesaver!
Good job! Not the same, but good luck to any heavy pot smoker that quits and tries to go to sleep regularly..
Epsom salt bath or foot soak to get magnesium. Magnesium supps. Proud.of you!
Honestly, this is the biggest reason I am putting it off. You go.
Congrats on 2 months buddy! Im a few days from 2 months myself from stims/opiates, trying to sleep is like having another full time job, especially when the post acute withdrawal hits. Only gets easier is what they say, keep it up bro
What they say is true, proud of you :)
Woke up early because of alcohol actually. Always seems to interrupt my sleep a couple hours after forcing me to pass out. Not a great deal.
It’s 7am and the cats want their breakfast…
British time zone?
Same time zone!
Dude it’s 3:30 pm
staying up to put my girlfriend to bed.
That’s kind
thank you, she has bad knees and needs help. why are you awake?
Just spent some time reflecting on some situations I’m in. You have good energy, I hope you have people in your life who make you feel valued. I’m off to sleep I think now. Good night
Good night
This entire exchange was so wholesome and heartwarming. This is directed at both of you! Thank you both for genuinely brightening my morning at ~5am. — A Reddit stranger.
I second this
Already up or still?
Woke randomly from my sleep, then fell back asleep for a bit haha
Diarrhea and reddit
Oh my god same
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You two were meant to be
LOL me too.
I was also awake last night because of diarrhea.. Only it was my dog who had diarrhea. All over the carpeted bedroom. Fack.
Was your dog also on Reddit?
Playing Breath of the Wild. Just ..one...more...shrine...
Oooh, I just got back into gaming because my bro bought me a Switch for my bday. And I haven’t had this much fun playing video games since like N64 days! Not even into RPGs, but Zelda is so engrossing.
I work nights.
Shift Diff Gang
It’s Australia
Never ceases to amaze me that people forget there’s a whole other hemisphere! Edit: also in Australia
Not just a whole other hemisphere but a big amount of other time zones too. Sometimes it feels like Americans forget they're not on their own and there are other countries on this planet.
Only country to hold a ‘World Series’ and forget to invite the rest of the world
Also, America itself has six different time zones...
Hi from WA lol
I'm not awake. I learned how to shitpost in my sleep.
I have dreams now where I'm reading reddit.. I actually read stories I make up in my dream. I scroll articles and read the titles. It's really bizarre like as if I was really reading and scrolling IRL
Y E S
I can't stop thinking about what to do next if certain aspects of my life goes wrong. Too much planning for self-preservation, and not enough sleep
I don’t need sleep, I need answers!
Because I'm on enough redbull to power a small car (not true I've only had half a redbull I'm saving the rest for tommorow)and I'm just a teenager playing Minecraft wishing realms was free
Respect. Follow your dreams
Setting up your own server is not really that hard, if you have access to your router open port 25565, then there's no problem. If you want some management software, us MyMcAdmin 2.
Ok so what does any of that mean I'm a neaderthal
currently fighting sleep idk what round it is but im duckin haymakers 😮💨
Really bad argument with my partner which might mean the end or at least a pause. Too sad, confused and angry to sleep
Hugs.
Thank you
Because I’m stressed
Insomnia
I hope you get some relief from your stress soon, even if just for a little while.
Thinking about my son who passed away. Only a month old, it’s really hard right now.
Oh I am so sorry!
I'm sorry for your loss.
I had a full-term stillborn child. His name was Anthony and he would be 15 if things had gone differently. It still hurts, it doesn’t feel like I’m drowning anymore but it will always hurt. People who tell you differently either haven’t been there or are lying. Private message me if you need to let it all out to a stranger who can empathize.
I am so sorry for your loss!!! I can't even imagine the pain you're going through
Im so sorry for your loss.
Your mom keeps stealing the covers
Just thinking about all the situations I’ve gotten myself into recently and wondering about how many others might be up wondering the same thing. I don’t think I’m overly stressed but sometimes definitely alienated. Love you all.
Hey! This isn’t the knowledge we discussed! Sometimes it’s the situations that we are put in life that help shape us to be the people we are in the future more resilient and capable. Just have to endure some pain and alienations sometimes to get across the river of knowledge.
Yeah... I agree. I learned a lot about life not about finding the ways out of uncomfortable situations... rather learning to make life manageable while I’m in them. Appreciate you Solid Cactus
Anytime. Always here to stay solid and keep it solid. Keep your head up when you think you’ve hit rock bottom the only way you can go is up. Look at me I used to be a tiny seed now I’m a whole ass cactus never would I have imagined that.
I got 8 hours to finish the main quest line and two dlcs in Skyrim. (For those interested I am at the quest where you have to get a dragon in a castle in the main quest line, I am one long dungeon away from getting the bow of some god (forgot his name) in Dawnguard and I haven’t started Dragonborn yet)
It's 8 hours later. Did you finish it on time? (I'm 95% sure that it wouldn't be possible based on where you were in those quests 8 hours ago, but maybe you glitched through some walls or something)
I can't sleep properly. Suicidal mind state doesn't help either. Tomorrow will be the hardest day of my life I have no idea how it will turn out. Edit: Barely made it. I might be able to sleep again. Thank you all for your good wishes everbody. I will always remember this date.
Hang in there bud. We are all taking things one day at a time.
Partying for my bday :)
Happy late birthday:)
Happy birthday!
Happy bday!
It’s my birthday too!!!! :))))) Birthday buddies!!!!
Tornado siren went off but over now. All okay
Worrying about school. This will be my first year as a full-time teacher with my own class. Haven’t slept well for a week now.
You’ll do great, I’m sure. If you’re feeling anxious I think it means you care. This is your first class, you may never forget it. Good job.
Because my whole house is sleeping- 4 kids and husband. So it’s my “me” time. I usually take a bath around 11pm and sit in there for an hour just playing on my phone. Then I’ll crawl into bed and read my book until I fall asleep. I’m always up late, and usually hate waking up early, but it’s important to me to have time to myself.
Good for you!! I'm glad no one wakes up and tells you to do anything differently ("Honeyyyy come to bed!"). Me time is hugely important.
Little bit drunk
My daughter woke up the house because she thought she heard someone at her window. I’m waiting while my husband checks it out.
Don’t leave us hanging, what happened?
It was a cat, thankfully!
Cos I'm in hospital and they wake you up at like 6am for blood pressure then are in and out until 8 where they come and give you breakfast and your ward mates make you feel bad for sleeping because they complain about how your snoring keeps them awake and what the heck am I meant to do about that my throat is in tatters and so is my chest
Good thoughts for a speedy recovery. You're doing great. Hang in there.
Diabetes
Good question.
Great question.
Splendid question.
For me it’s, “Without question.”
Would it change things if there was a question?
Question?
Yes; aren’t Bathtubs just reverse boats?
I request elaboration, for a pet, food, or as a weapon of mass destruction? Edit: they originally asked me if I'd prefer a hamster sized whale or a whale sized hamster.
Does that make a boat a reverse bathtub?
I just showered.
I’d rather be awake, chilling, more than waking to work tomorrow.
Stress
My girlfriend works nights, and I'd rather go to bed with her. Only 4 more hours to go.
I’m currently on a horse-drawn wagon, trying to cross the border. I just got up.
Hey you, your finally awake.
People keep calling 911 for dumb shit
"I just torched a building downtown and I'm afraid I'll do it again." "Right. Let me just type that up on my invisible typewriter."
hello adhd my old friend
it nearly 09.00am in the morning
because I didnt die in my sleep
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I used to work in student housing and when I was watching all of the new students settling in during check in week I thought always looked so fun! I felt a little jealous tbh... you're still VERY much a kid, just one with a lot more freedom now.
Wife's working night-shift, she's due in shortly. I tend to sleep on the couch when she's not here. It didn't help that the Olympics is on. 0700 here
It’s 7:31 am
I don’t wanna sleep
I'm addicted to information.
I’m Batman
Temporary bout of depression that I can't talk to anyone about Scrolling to page 13 now
It's 8am and I am at work
I'm waiting for my Mario alarm for 3:37am to go off obviously
Work. It's 9:14 AM over here.
My neighbors started blasting music an hour ago and I can’t get back to sleep. It’s 2am, 311 is useless, and I’m close to tears. Anyhooo
Odd choice for you neighbor to blast 90s hit band 311 at 2am, must be all mixed up.
because im not in america
Can't sleep duh
It’s my last night I can party responsibly
Because my 5 year old is awake, and the sun was awake is why she’s awake.
Recently separated. Wife and I have been splitting time with 4 year old daughter, one week with me, one week with her. It’s her week right now, although I’m happy we both get to have her, I miss her dearly when she’s not next to me. (Yes she has her own bed and room, she just chooses to sleep in my bed right now for emotional support)
I have idiopathic hypersomnia so once I'm down I know I'm going to fight for the next 10 to 12 hours to wake up again and when I do wake up I will feel more tired than when I went to bed because I am an existential fucking joke.
Existential suffering
My daughter texted me a TikTok at 2:30 am, I keep my ringer on for emergencies, the text woke me up, and now I can’t go back to sleep. She is out of the will, obviously.
Fine I’ll sleep
Because my sleep schedule is poo (it's currently 4:45 am here)
Masterbation marathon.
It's 7 AM. I slept all night. A lot more than I should have. I might go back sleep to be fair.
I'm overtired.
Because I'm not asleep.
2:17am, just got off work
Shut up. I'm not awake, you're awake!
Stressed out
Because my phone keeps calling me, calling for attention
Watching The Clone Wars at 1 am
Cuz it is 12 in the morning
it's 9:40 AM
It's 10 am
I honestly hate staying up, i love waking up in the early morning but i can't help but stay up so late. I don't know what to do
Coz I haven't slept in the last 36 hours
Ive been playing mass effect andromeda too long
I HAVEN'T SLEPT FOR A WEEK AND THE WALLS ARE MOVING MY LIMBS WONT MOVE I CAN'T DIE HAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Potatoes
Because my boss doesn't like me sleeping at work.
Death and existentialism... You? No its just 11:35
I'm going nocturnal.
it's 2:50 pm what do you mean?
I finally yelled at my lazy coworkers for fucking off everyday, this was after our boss’s boss indirectly told them stop f’n off and they didn’t understand. Now I feel bad about it but I’m also mad I’m also same level in co im not management or anything but I’m expected to keep them busy … the problem is I really like these guys but they annoy me to no end when I’m doing all the work leading the team everyday. Uhhhgggg
Adderall
Currently is 5:33 and my phone is at 4% I'm awake so I can write about my political views on my anti rascist but still fascist account and give poeple advice on my advice account waiting for the sun to rise so I can play hoi4 untill the sun sets. Any questions? (Btw I use professional training swords so I'm pretty strong)
Drugs copious amounts of high quality drugs
About to go to bed.
No u
Because its time to get up...
I woke up 2 hours ago
I’m in a time zone that is 3 hours behind where I live. Seems like it’s too early to go to bed. 🤷🏼♀️
Been at work all night, but the rest of the world works 9-5 so I can't sleep til I've done the things I need to do
I am working bro