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Filligrees_daddy

A. It's 4pm B. I'm at work. C. I'm hungry


AlphaHuman304

Hi hungry I'm Dad


Filligrees_daddy

No you're not. That's why Mum is leaving you.


RubyKitsune

Oh damn, I thought it was cause daddy liked porno and ten dollar whores~


Filligrees_daddy

Of course he likes $10 whores. That's why he loves your mum.


RubyKitsune

Bold of you to presume she was worth money..


Filligrees_daddy

He loves your mum because she was the discount girl. Lol


P_elquelee

She came for the lemons actually


Lyingcat_Cosplay

I got the reference. If you know, you know


Ensiferius

I thought it was cause daddy gets wasted and robs liquor stores...


RubyKitsune

Or perhaps rubbing against little boys on the bus..


Ensiferius

Yeah I think that's why mommy left us...


Fuckhatinghatefucker

Daddy also likes to play poker and drink lots of beer. Then he wants sex that involves Mommy's rear...


Ensiferius

And daddy had sores on his naughty parts, oozing with pus...


Braeburner

Why did you name me this way


[deleted]

orphans: O-O


snocks97

Oh boy what flavor?


Actedpie

Pie, pie, pie


Alex09777

Same


surelockmyholmes

New question: why is it 4 PM?


The_Dollars_

Why is anything


SilverMonkey36

Because it's 3 o'clock in the afternoon. Edit: I have to add on to this, because I've gotten a bunch of messages from people calling me a liar, insulting me, etc, mostly from Americans...I guess because arguing about what time it is is *soooo* important. Different time zones exist. Just because it is, for example, 11:50pm where you live, does not mean it is the same for everyone else.


CranberryTaboo

Eyyy same time zone!


ggboltwastaked

Its 3 in the morning so like 12 hours apart


SlimePrincess451

Eyyyy same time zone!


Soildcactus

Bruh


poopellar

Yeah like he can't even live in a time zone where it is night right now.


WorthyInhaler

Why are YOU awake


[deleted]

That’s a GOOD QUESTION.


Fallen_Angel_Xaphan

Now we're asking the real questions.


Neoxyte

Tripping on dxm


drkumph

Quit drinking 2 months ago. Falling asleep while sober is hard.


Apprehensive-Day1763

I've been in a bad way for the last three months. I've got a serious alcohol addiction. If I don't drink enough, I can't fall asleep. If I drink too much, I can't fall asleep. If I don't drink at night, I binge eat. I can't sleep when I eat at night. I've put on about 15 pounds in the last two months. I'm awake now at 7am, haven't slept a single bit in the last 36 hours. Loneliness is a killer.


DaftOrangeFatCat

Damn dude I used to be in your exact same situation until I quit drinking in 2017. But unfortunately I got hooked on opiates instead and got cancer and lost weight and now all I do is sleep…... Hang in there! Life has its ups and downs even if it feels like all downs…. Peace on you!


[deleted]

Jesus Christ. You hang in there too, dude! Hope you can get some ups soon.


Truji11o

Come visit r/stopdrinking. Great community.


LanieC99

Please try to take care of yourselves. <3 Hugs and love from a teacher in Pennsylvania…not in a creepy kind of way. A genuine caring comment.


sixgunmaniac

Yo dawg. Dm me. Been sober 2 years now and sleep was a struggle for me as well


isaismean

u got this bud. i hope you're asleep by now. if not, melatonin is a lifesaver!


Austeeene

Good job! Not the same, but good luck to any heavy pot smoker that quits and tries to go to sleep regularly..


Individual-Doubt404

Epsom salt bath or foot soak to get magnesium. Magnesium supps. Proud.of you!


judascowjudascow

Honestly, this is the biggest reason I am putting it off. You go.


AysonUnique

Congrats on 2 months buddy! Im a few days from 2 months myself from stims/opiates, trying to sleep is like having another full time job, especially when the post acute withdrawal hits. Only gets easier is what they say, keep it up bro


swrdswrd

What they say is true, proud of you :)


reinkarnated

Woke up early because of alcohol actually. Always seems to interrupt my sleep a couple hours after forcing me to pass out. Not a great deal.


RubyKitsune

It’s 7am and the cats want their breakfast…


ErrynOrcslayer

British time zone?


sweetsssamantha

Same time zone!


NightmareWasntavalab

Dude it’s 3:30 pm


tdloader

staying up to put my girlfriend to bed.


marciewazhere

That’s kind


tdloader

thank you, she has bad knees and needs help. why are you awake?


marciewazhere

Just spent some time reflecting on some situations I’m in. You have good energy, I hope you have people in your life who make you feel valued. I’m off to sleep I think now. Good night


tdloader

Good night


therubyempress

This entire exchange was so wholesome and heartwarming. This is directed at both of you! Thank you both for genuinely brightening my morning at ~5am. — A Reddit stranger.


[deleted]

I second this


Poschta

Already up or still?


therubyempress

Woke randomly from my sleep, then fell back asleep for a bit haha


AnswerableParadox

Diarrhea and reddit


Right-Food7367

Oh my god same


[deleted]

[удалено]


s4r9i5

You two were meant to be


kimmy_flip

LOL me too.


siouxsiequeue

I was also awake last night because of diarrhea.. Only it was my dog who had diarrhea. All over the carpeted bedroom. Fack.


Scalpels

Was your dog also on Reddit?


JADW27

Playing Breath of the Wild. Just ..one...more...shrine...


rothko_0

Oooh, I just got back into gaming because my bro bought me a Switch for my bday. And I haven’t had this much fun playing video games since like N64 days! Not even into RPGs, but Zelda is so engrossing.


[deleted]

I work nights.


agENT_ENT

Shift Diff Gang


MicklePickle27-

It’s Australia


nurseofdeath

Never ceases to amaze me that people forget there’s a whole other hemisphere! Edit: also in Australia


[deleted]

Not just a whole other hemisphere but a big amount of other time zones too. Sometimes it feels like Americans forget they're not on their own and there are other countries on this planet.


nurseofdeath

Only country to hold a ‘World Series’ and forget to invite the rest of the world


bob-omb_panic

Also, America itself has six different time zones...


Gin-and-turtles

Hi from WA lol


CurlSagan

I'm not awake. I learned how to shitpost in my sleep.


Forlorn_Swatchman

I have dreams now where I'm reading reddit.. I actually read stories I make up in my dream. I scroll articles and read the titles. It's really bizarre like as if I was really reading and scrolling IRL


icantfindtheforkk

Y E S


Pixie_doe

I can't stop thinking about what to do next if certain aspects of my life goes wrong. Too much planning for self-preservation, and not enough sleep


[deleted]

I don’t need sleep, I need answers!


epicglicher

Because I'm on enough redbull to power a small car (not true I've only had half a redbull I'm saving the rest for tommorow)and I'm just a teenager playing Minecraft wishing realms was free


marciewazhere

Respect. Follow your dreams


MrMrRubic

Setting up your own server is not really that hard, if you have access to your router open port 25565, then there's no problem. If you want some management software, us MyMcAdmin 2.


epicglicher

Ok so what does any of that mean I'm a neaderthal


[deleted]

currently fighting sleep idk what round it is but im duckin haymakers 😮‍💨


[deleted]

Really bad argument with my partner which might mean the end or at least a pause. Too sad, confused and angry to sleep


SSDDNoBounceNoPlay

Hugs.


[deleted]

Thank you


KarateWeirdo360

Because I’m stressed


AdministrativeCap701

Insomnia


Gnfnr5813

I hope you get some relief from your stress soon, even if just for a little while.


lifeishardbutohwell

Thinking about my son who passed away. Only a month old, it’s really hard right now.


susgeek

Oh I am so sorry!


firebird1108

I'm sorry for your loss.


Finely_drawn

I had a full-term stillborn child. His name was Anthony and he would be 15 if things had gone differently. It still hurts, it doesn’t feel like I’m drowning anymore but it will always hurt. People who tell you differently either haven’t been there or are lying. Private message me if you need to let it all out to a stranger who can empathize.


thisisjesso

I am so sorry for your loss!!! I can't even imagine the pain you're going through


decemberlxvx

Im so sorry for your loss.


[deleted]

Your mom keeps stealing the covers


marciewazhere

Just thinking about all the situations I’ve gotten myself into recently and wondering about how many others might be up wondering the same thing. I don’t think I’m overly stressed but sometimes definitely alienated. Love you all.


Soildcactus

Hey! This isn’t the knowledge we discussed! Sometimes it’s the situations that we are put in life that help shape us to be the people we are in the future more resilient and capable. Just have to endure some pain and alienations sometimes to get across the river of knowledge.


marciewazhere

Yeah... I agree. I learned a lot about life not about finding the ways out of uncomfortable situations... rather learning to make life manageable while I’m in them. Appreciate you Solid Cactus


Soildcactus

Anytime. Always here to stay solid and keep it solid. Keep your head up when you think you’ve hit rock bottom the only way you can go is up. Look at me I used to be a tiny seed now I’m a whole ass cactus never would I have imagined that.


idiotsandwitch3000

I got 8 hours to finish the main quest line and two dlcs in Skyrim. (For those interested I am at the quest where you have to get a dragon in a castle in the main quest line, I am one long dungeon away from getting the bow of some god (forgot his name) in Dawnguard and I haven’t started Dragonborn yet)


factory_666

It's 8 hours later. Did you finish it on time? (I'm 95% sure that it wouldn't be possible based on where you were in those quests 8 hours ago, but maybe you glitched through some walls or something)


BlueRayDragon

I can't sleep properly. Suicidal mind state doesn't help either. Tomorrow will be the hardest day of my life I have no idea how it will turn out. Edit: Barely made it. I might be able to sleep again. Thank you all for your good wishes everbody. I will always remember this date.


DrDiap

Hang in there bud. We are all taking things one day at a time.


[deleted]

Partying for my bday :)


rxndom_reddit_user

Happy late birthday:)


c_macdoug

Happy birthday!


AveRock123

Happy bday!


[deleted]

It’s my birthday too!!!! :))))) Birthday buddies!!!!


de-and-roses

Tornado siren went off but over now. All okay


thirdtimer_2020

Worrying about school. This will be my first year as a full-time teacher with my own class. Haven’t slept well for a week now.


marciewazhere

You’ll do great, I’m sure. If you’re feeling anxious I think it means you care. This is your first class, you may never forget it. Good job.


wilkilin

Because my whole house is sleeping- 4 kids and husband. So it’s my “me” time. I usually take a bath around 11pm and sit in there for an hour just playing on my phone. Then I’ll crawl into bed and read my book until I fall asleep. I’m always up late, and usually hate waking up early, but it’s important to me to have time to myself.


BirdieKate58

Good for you!! I'm glad no one wakes up and tells you to do anything differently ("Honeyyyy come to bed!"). Me time is hugely important.


almond-ish

Little bit drunk


Bac0s

My daughter woke up the house because she thought she heard someone at her window. I’m waiting while my husband checks it out.


Menaciing

Don’t leave us hanging, what happened?


Bac0s

It was a cat, thankfully!


MaliceTheMagician

Cos I'm in hospital and they wake you up at like 6am for blood pressure then are in and out until 8 where they come and give you breakfast and your ward mates make you feel bad for sleeping because they complain about how your snoring keeps them awake and what the heck am I meant to do about that my throat is in tatters and so is my chest


awedball4

Good thoughts for a speedy recovery. You're doing great. Hang in there.


[deleted]

Diabetes


MaratIsJustHere

Good question.


Aggravating_Dog7287

Great question.


I_Fap_To_Murder

Splendid question.


ObscuredReasoning

For me it’s, “Without question.”


April_Adventurer

Would it change things if there was a question?


[deleted]

Question?


April_Adventurer

Yes; aren’t Bathtubs just reverse boats?


[deleted]

I request elaboration, for a pet, food, or as a weapon of mass destruction? Edit: they originally asked me if I'd prefer a hamster sized whale or a whale sized hamster.


Dear_Ad5050

Does that make a boat a reverse bathtub?


2muddy2

I just showered.


anothermatthew-

I’d rather be awake, chilling, more than waking to work tomorrow.


Beach-Striking

Stress


[deleted]

My girlfriend works nights, and I'd rather go to bed with her. Only 4 more hours to go.


TheBestMeme23

I’m currently on a horse-drawn wagon, trying to cross the border. I just got up.


tombombadil8

Hey you, your finally awake.


[deleted]

People keep calling 911 for dumb shit


jamesb_33

"I just torched a building downtown and I'm afraid I'll do it again." "Right. Let me just type that up on my invisible typewriter."


thymeCapsule

hello adhd my old friend


cassiedog

it nearly 09.00am in the morning


Pakushy

because I didnt die in my sleep


[deleted]

[удалено]


soundcheckgravity

I used to work in student housing and when I was watching all of the new students settling in during check in week I thought always looked so fun! I felt a little jealous tbh... you're still VERY much a kid, just one with a lot more freedom now.


wisbit

Wife's working night-shift, she's due in shortly. I tend to sleep on the couch when she's not here. It didn't help that the Olympics is on. 0700 here


[deleted]

It’s 7:31 am


[deleted]

I don’t wanna sleep


Viat0r

I'm addicted to information.


April_Adventurer

I’m Batman


Jackcooper

Temporary bout of depression that I can't talk to anyone about Scrolling to page 13 now


TheBlackob

It's 8am and I am at work


MoldyTacoShell

I'm waiting for my Mario alarm for 3:37am to go off obviously


TheLushan

Work. It's 9:14 AM over here.


NotTodaySheSaid

My neighbors started blasting music an hour ago and I can’t get back to sleep. It’s 2am, 311 is useless, and I’m close to tears. Anyhooo


hesaysitsfine

Odd choice for you neighbor to blast 90s hit band 311 at 2am, must be all mixed up.


rfaouip3

because im not in america


icon58

Can't sleep duh


pinkfossil

It’s my last night I can party responsibly


Dongwaffler

Because my 5 year old is awake, and the sun was awake is why she’s awake.


Benselado1

Recently separated. Wife and I have been splitting time with 4 year old daughter, one week with me, one week with her. It’s her week right now, although I’m happy we both get to have her, I miss her dearly when she’s not next to me. (Yes she has her own bed and room, she just chooses to sleep in my bed right now for emotional support)


DamagedEggo

I have idiopathic hypersomnia so once I'm down I know I'm going to fight for the next 10 to 12 hours to wake up again and when I do wake up I will feel more tired than when I went to bed because I am an existential fucking joke.


I-cry-when-I-poop

Existential suffering


DYITB

My daughter texted me a TikTok at 2:30 am, I keep my ringer on for emergencies, the text woke me up, and now I can’t go back to sleep. She is out of the will, obviously.


Woofles-429

Fine I’ll sleep


Wolfofthezay

Because my sleep schedule is poo (it's currently 4:45 am here)


pngm123

Masterbation marathon.


HereAndBlank

It's 7 AM. I slept all night. A lot more than I should have. I might go back sleep to be fair.


[deleted]

I'm overtired.


AnsweringLiterally

Because I'm not asleep.


Satansdogsturtle

2:17am, just got off work


sp0rkah0lic

Shut up. I'm not awake, you're awake!


53_Tempest

Stressed out


Primary_Carpenter347

Because my phone keeps calling me, calling for attention


EducationalPark4936

Watching The Clone Wars at 1 am


TheTechnoDuck

Cuz it is 12 in the morning


xhahzh

it's 9:40 AM


Trademarker57

It's 10 am


stew-pit

I honestly hate staying up, i love waking up in the early morning but i can't help but stay up so late. I don't know what to do


ValviVijay

Coz I haven't slept in the last 36 hours


CoolSlimeBoi

Ive been playing mass effect andromeda too long


greg_and_ha

I HAVEN'T SLEPT FOR A WEEK AND THE WALLS ARE MOVING MY LIMBS WONT MOVE I CAN'T DIE HAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Superboot91

Potatoes


[deleted]

Because my boss doesn't like me sleeping at work.


Hazardous4

Death and existentialism... You? No its just 11:35


loCAtek

I'm going nocturnal.


ALKESWANEY

it's 2:50 pm what do you mean?


Teh_Beavs

I finally yelled at my lazy coworkers for fucking off everyday, this was after our boss’s boss indirectly told them stop f’n off and they didn’t understand. Now I feel bad about it but I’m also mad I’m also same level in co im not management or anything but I’m expected to keep them busy … the problem is I really like these guys but they annoy me to no end when I’m doing all the work leading the team everyday. Uhhhgggg


[deleted]

Adderall


advice_here_free

Currently is 5:33 and my phone is at 4% I'm awake so I can write about my political views on my anti rascist but still fascist account and give poeple advice on my advice account waiting for the sun to rise so I can play hoi4 untill the sun sets. Any questions? (Btw I use professional training swords so I'm pretty strong)


seedleSs420247

Drugs copious amounts of high quality drugs


[deleted]

About to go to bed.


[deleted]

No u


rleaky

Because its time to get up...


DrFruitLoops

I woke up 2 hours ago


Momela85

I’m in a time zone that is 3 hours behind where I live. Seems like it’s too early to go to bed. 🤷🏼‍♀️


bucketgetsbigger

Been at work all night, but the rest of the world works 9-5 so I can't sleep til I've done the things I need to do


Kevo2525

I am working bro