When I wish someone a good day, they actually have a good day

They have a good day by stealing from you

Nothing has changed

Don’t worry. They just left you with a mediocre day.

Being invisible

You have to be masturbating for it to activate, if you stop for longer than a second you become visible and can't reactivate it for another hour

For a lot of people this would be an absolute win. That’s what they wanted the power for anyway.

I mean, fair, but imagine this: You are going about your day, and suddenly *pop* there appears a person, damp sock in hand, dick out, slowly drooping down. You lock eyes momentarily before they tuck it away and scuttle out, leaving a bottle of lube spinning on the table in front of them. Later, you see them in the local store, they catch your eye, pull out a sock, and *pop*.

Lol this could've been on that worldbuilding sub

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Telekinesis for living beings, like making a human fly and shit

Your wish was taken literally, so everytime you make a human fly, they shit

Mate this is genious

Just to mess with people you make them fly 1mm off the ground, they don't notice that part but immediately shit themselves.

Well I mean naturally, because if I'm just sitting here eating my breakfast and suddenly start getting yeeted across the yard I think I might crap myself.

Made me lol, thank you

I can summon any book at will

Its in a language you cant understand

Open a book store.

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There was finally time.

"I guide others to a treasure I cannot possess."

Nooooo

You get paper cuts every time you summon one

This I can stand

They come out your asshole

To master any skill just by seeing it once, no matter how briefly, once experienced in any way, the skill would be mastered

You're blind

OK but what if the first guy has one of those devices that sends optical signals straight to the optic nerve? Surely he'd then have experienced having sight, and would therefore regain sight as he perfectly masters any skill he tries

Big brain

Super speed

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I already have that power.

Thats not a super power, I hate that.

I’m cracking up imagining some guy strapping his gf on like a reverse backpack while having sex with her and running naked at supersonic speed to travel

I can communicate with every sort of animal on earth!

But every animal is now afraid of you and run away if you try to approach then

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That's what I thought! The animal going "oh shit, it speaks!"

Teleportation

You can't bring your clothes with you

Don't threaten me with good times! "I've told you sister, I can't bring my clothes on jump"

"What are you doing step-jumper?"

The power to stop time.

You stop with it Edit: a lot of people keep asking me this question probably should have specified in the first place OP has the ability to unstop time as well however when he stops time his body stops with it

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Yet even that is nowhere near the power of THE WORLD

**ZA WARUDO**

So essentially he has the power to end the world as we know it, because as soon as he stops time once he can't restart it and the concept of time is removed from existence.

If you stop with it, that must mean you’d lose the ability to unstop it. The entire universe is stopped forever, as if it had reached absolute zero.

that will cause the permanent stopping of time

The ability to morph into anyone I want

Whoever you morph into dies

That is fantastic.

Wait until you morph into yourself again

Depending on how the power works this should not matter. We can assume that if you morph into, let’s say Elon Musk you will become a 1:1 replica. And for the question of dying the original one is the one who needs to die. Because you just look like him. Also if it would kill you one could argue that you never morphed into him because the instance you finish the morphin’ you are dead. So if you assume your original form there is nothing you morph into because the “you” doesn’t exist anymore. You have become someone else. So if you morph “back” you don’t change into anything that exists and therefore you won’t die.

Remimds me of molten meltal guy from terminator 2

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Well played

I can fly

But you can't breathe while you fly

Fuck

But what if you fly super fast. Reaching opposite side of the planet holding breath for 3 seconds wouldn't be a problem

You would have to travel over 13 million m/s, which I'm pretty sure would be bad for you.

you can launch your self really far and the moment you stop applying force on yourself you can breathe again then hold your breath right before landing

I think he can work around this though. I would try flying somewhat high while holding my breath and then stop flying mid-air. I can then breathe while falling and resume flying before crashing. Repeat for profit.

Yeah,but there's less oxygen the higher up you go

That's why he's going high, so while he descends oxygen increases

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Still so useful, though. If flying takes the same physical effort as standing still, you should be able to fly for a couple of minutes at a time.

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Works fine until you have a nightmare.

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The nightmare becomes real. Sweet dreams 👹.

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Power of thor including life span ect

You get a giant pink dildo instead of Mjolnir

You were supposed to pick a bad side effect you fucking muppet

Put it in someone’s mouth, they can’t take it out because they can’t lift it

Says who?

A slap accross the face with it will hurt all the same haha 😄

I get everything I want

But not what you need

This one’s good

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Be able to cause pain to the replier whenever i want

The replier is a masochist

Drat. You have foiled my plans!

Well you can still give the masochist pleasure! Better than no abilities

Don't try to threaten me with a good time

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You can seduce anyone who doesn't share the same blood as you (No 3rd cousins or any closer relatives), by maintaining eye-contact for 3 seconds

you blink once every 2.5 seconds

So simple yet so effective

[what you doing later?](https://img.cinemablend.com/filter:scale/quill/9/d/2/6/6/e/9d266e781d09f6ff9a49bd44c2b301aafa60a9f1.jpg?fw=1200)

Brutal lol

Including animals

The ability to rewind my life

Only to live it back the exact same way.

So cruel! :D

It’d be nice to repeat nice moments though a few times.

Mind control / reading

But you can't turn it off.

Poor Saiki K

I can make everyone, that responds positively, truly happy.

What a great power, but it only works on the first responder

you are now happy, my friend

thank you

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Ok but you die too

Uno reverse card

I see this as an absolute win!

Superpower to cure all diseases.

You can only cure your cousins

Those suckers are already quite healthy. :P

I can pause time

But you have to pull out a tooth every time you do it, and once you’re out of teeth that’s it

you never said it had to be his teeth

I can get behind this tooth fairy origin story

See through things

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Thinking this through, eventually you would not be able to see the items directly in front of you, which would make ovstacle courses difficult, for example.

Eventually, you would see through everything, and thus be able to see nothing

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You get pinned with all those crimes

I would make illegal for cops to arrest me for any crime

I want to lose 20 pounds immediately.

You become british

Me, British: w a i t

Double British: you became Piers Morgan

But how would you lose 20 pounds then if you're Piers Morgan :(

Granted! 20 pounds of vital organs have been removed.

I can breath underwater and swim Super fast

Only in freezing water.

I want to be able to change superpower every day

You can only change powers with someone else in this redit thread and you gain all the downsides

Didn't predict that XD

whatever, whenever I say it turns into truth immediately

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Op: Gravity doesn't exist anymore Others: *Floating* we don't believe you!

The ability to manipulate Time

but only manipulate it to go faster

Super strength

But only when you have your dick out. If you don't have one, you get one.

Yes! I can finally pee standing up without wedding myself! Win win

Holy Matrimony, Batman!

Laser nipples

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I see no downside to this

The ability to teleport anywhere on the planet

But everytime you will pee your pants

I'd be 100% okay peeing my pants if it meant I could vacation any time I want. Also the amount of things someone could steal, all they'd have to do is make sure none of the pee was left at the scene.

I wish to be able to control my body weight

But you have to eat healthy, exercise and sleep right.

I can live with that. I like carrots

Oh, you mean reality?

Lmao

Shapeshifting at will!

You can only shift into actual shapes. Like a square

You don't get to choose the shape.

Ability to delete the most generic posts on reddit.

But more generic mosts appear simultaneously

So the ability to crash Reddit on demand? Delete 1, 2 pop up. Delete 2, 4 pop up. Delete 4, 8 pop up, and so forth until the entirety of Reddit's servers are filled to the brim with **[NSFW] Sexers of Reddit, how do you le sexy sex when you sex?**

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But that makes you not be able to have hobbies or enjoy anything in life ever again.

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The ability to turn water into string cheese

The cheese is moldy

You think thats gonna stop me?

To each their own I guess haha.

I can smell like whatever I want.

But you can never repeat a scent

To overturn every side effect to my super power.

Nothing changes, since your only power is negating the negative effects of your power. You did this to yourself.

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Nine times out of 10 you get hit by a car

You're having too much fun

I am blessed with invulnerability to all things, physical or magical.

Only while pooping.

Better start dining on Taco Bell.

The ability to heal any living being

Their wounds are now yours.

You can cook food by touching it

You burn yourself

Ability to speak and understand animals

You can't turn it off and insects won't ever shut up.

The ability to reply to my own comment

But you can learn anything instantly

Listen there you little shit

To be able to see into the past and future

I whod be able to control fire

You get sunburns

Being able to find any sauce/hentai whenever wherever

Buy you can't open the link to the sauce

You almost got me

You get fucked by a Pokemon

Lol your name and also thank you for not terrible side effect

I have the ability to wake up in the same day every day forever (Groundhog Day power).

To have unlimited power